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TirMcDohl
10-28-2011, 11:07 PM
Welcome to EDH Game #3! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_HodFORcCY&feature=fvst)

We're playing the Star format again, so the way you are positioned matters! Your allies are the people directly to your left and right, and the other two are the opposition who exist solely to be CRUSHED.

Now, for the generals!

NEWCOMER
Shivam, commanding the hosts of Bant's heroic sigil warriors and a few other magnificent surprises...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arb/128.jpg

TirMcDohl, commanding the last remnants of the Mirrodin resistance against Phyrexia, and Keeper of Destrucity...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/nph/128.jpg

NEWCOMER
Alpha Werewolf, commanding the powers of dimensional splintering and warping, and HEY HE'S CHEATING. HE SOMEHOW HAS TWO GENERALS INSTEAD OF ONE.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/220.jpg

Buge, commander of CLAMP DIS, CLAMP DAT, BADDA CLIMP, BADDA CLAMP! and uh goofy llanowar elf variants or something and his jedit ojanen of efrava might actually have been lost in the void between time and space thanks to venser
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pc/162.jpg

NEWCOMER
Destil, commanding the mysterious forces of Esper, artificer's shard of Alara, and WHAT THE HELL, I THOUGHT WEREWOLF WAS CHEATING, THIS TAKES THE CAKE...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arb/109.jpg


We are seated clockwise in THAT order. Shivam will be playing first, and proceeding downward in the above order. Destil's allies are Shivam and Buge. Mr. J, can you do up that little graphic you did for EDH 2 for this? That was very helpful.

THIS SECTION RESERVED FOR BOARD STATES

shivam
10-28-2011, 11:16 PM
that kinda sucks, cause i'm not gonna be available all weekend long =/

Mogri
10-29-2011, 12:29 AM
Do you mind explaining this format for observers who are familiar with Magic but not this particular variant?

Alpha Werewolf
10-29-2011, 12:47 AM
Mogri:

Have you read Kelly Digges' excellent article (http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtgcom/daily/sf6) (and the follow-up (http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/sf/39)?)? He's my second-favorite casual Magic writer (The Ferret is first place, and third is Abe Sargent).


Just to make sure I get it, a player plays in between his two allies, right? So the seating order is:

------------Shivam--------------
Destil------------------TirMcDohl
-----Buge-----Alpha Werewolf---

And in this case, my two enemies are the guy with the infinitely large angel and the guy who can steal my cards, although thankfully he only shares one of his colours with me, right? (That's shivam and Destil)

Mr. J
10-29-2011, 01:00 AM
Do you mind explaining this format for observers who are familiar with Magic but not this particular variant?

Basically imagine all 5 players sitting evenly around a round table. Each player's goal is to eliminate the two players across from them. So, you share an opponent with the player next to you making you allies. Here's who each player is trying to kill.

Shivam: Alpha Werewolf and Buge
TirMcDohl: Buge and Destil
Alpha Werewolf: Destil and Shivam
Buge: Shivam and TirMcDohl
Destil: TirMcDohl and Alpha Werewolf

TirMcDohl
10-29-2011, 07:05 AM
Nailed it, Werewolf.

Alpha Werewolf
10-29-2011, 09:24 AM
McDohl: Nothing major, but if you want to shorten my name I'd rather you use the acronym (AW) or just Alpha. Werewolf sounds weird.

Mogri
10-29-2011, 09:40 AM
I understand the 5-player format, but not generals or EDH.

Alpha Werewolf
10-29-2011, 10:26 AM
Short version:

EDH is played with 99 card decks, plus your chosen commander, or general - it has to be a legendary creature. The general's colors, plus the color of any mana symbols in his/her textbox, is his color identity.

The only cards allowed in your deck are cards with a color identity that only includes colors that are also in your general's color identity. You may only play one copy of any card that is not a basic land.

For example: My deck's general is Riku of Two Reflections, and his color identity is URG. I may play Blue, Red and Green cards in my deck, but not White or Black cards; My cards may have the Blue, Red or Green mana symbols in their textboxes, but not White or Black symbols. This includes lands.

Finally for this short summary, your general exists in a special game zone called the command zone. You may play him at any time you could normally play him, and whenever he would be placed in the graveyard or exile you may instead place him back in the command zone. For every time you do this, the general costs an additional two colorless mana to cast from the command zone.

Mogri
10-29-2011, 12:25 PM
Got it. What about artifacts?

benjibot
10-29-2011, 12:50 PM
So long as it doesn't have a colored mana symbol on it artifacts can be used by anyone. Even if the casting cost is all colorless if the cost to activate it is a colored mana symbol your general must have that color in its color identity. For example: Destil, Alpha, and Shivam could use ∆ther Spellbomb, but not the other two.

BŁge
10-29-2011, 01:11 PM
Basically imagine all 5 players sitting evenly around a round table. Each player's goal is to eliminate the two players across from them. So, you share an opponent with the player next to you making you allies. Here's who each player is trying to kill.

Shivam: Alpha Werewolf and Buge
TirMcDohl: Buge and Destil
Alpha Werewolf: Destil and Shivam
Buge: Shivam and TirMcDohl
Destil: TirMcDohl and Alpha Werewolf

Let's... PICTURIZE

http://i.imgur.com/meFw3.jpg

shivam
10-30-2011, 11:34 PM
Alright, let's try this.
I open with Tree of Tales.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=46067&type=card
Tap to put out scute mob.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=180455&type=card

End my turn.
Life:40
hand 5
in play, Tree of Tales (tapped), Scute Mob
Command Zone: Jenara

TirMcDohl
10-31-2011, 01:26 AM
TREE OF TALES?

AFFINITY SHENANIGANS. BAN HIM.

*derp*

Also, this is multiplayer, so you draw on your first turn.

My turn!

Draw.

Play Great Furnace.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pch/133.jpg

Tap it for a Sol Ring.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/261.jpg

That's it.

Alpha Werewolf
10-31-2011, 02:08 AM
Forest, go.

BŁge
10-31-2011, 05:46 AM
OH NO MCDOHL'S 2/3 OF THE WAY TO METALCRAFT

I'll lay down a mountain.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/od/343.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Mountain
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)

shivam
10-31-2011, 01:24 PM
can i retroactively draw a card?

BŁge
10-31-2011, 01:54 PM
I see no harm in that.

Destil
10-31-2011, 03:26 PM
[Mulligan once at start of game]

Draw.

Play Celestial Colonnade (tapped).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/wwk/133.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Celestial Colonnade (tapped)
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:Sen Triplets

shivam
10-31-2011, 03:38 PM
Untap

Play Command Tower
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=237004&type=card

Tap command tower and tree of tales to play lighthouse chronologist.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193590&type=card

Attack Buge with scute mob for 1.
end turn

--
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Command Tower, Tree of Tales
Creatures:Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Jenara
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Mogri
10-31-2011, 03:58 PM
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193590&type=card

Hax

Alpha Werewolf
10-31-2011, 04:40 PM
Mountain, go.

(I'll have some actual turns eventually, I swear!)

shivam
10-31-2011, 04:43 PM
dude, its not your turn yet. it's me, tir, you, buge, destil.

Alpha Werewolf
10-31-2011, 05:05 PM
Whoops.

Well, it's not like my turn could be any different, so unless TirMcDohl's going to give me either more lands or more cards, it doesn't matter.

TirMcDohl
10-31-2011, 05:41 PM
Oh my god. What have I done?

...GOOD THING HE DOESN'T WANT TO MURDER ME! >:3

Untap.

Draw.

Drop a plains.

Tap out.

Venser snickered. The idea that he could be written out of existence was laughable. "Fuck that Braxton guy! Let's see how they like this!"

Nighteyes looked at Venser. After being zapped in to the corn field, he really didn't have anyone else for company. "So...wait, why are you doing this?"

-------

Suddenly, the younger Ajani clone vanished from Mayael's side.

-------

Ajani appeared in a flash next to Jor Kadeen. He looked suitably confused, but he saw his work was needed.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ddh/1.jpg

+1 -- Destil's Celestial Colonnade does not untap during his next turn.

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Great Furnace (t), Plains (t)
Creatures:
Non-Creature Permanents: Sol Ring (t), Ajani Vengeant (4 Loyalty)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Jor Kadeen

BŁge
10-31-2011, 05:42 PM
Attack Buge with scute mob for 1.
end turn

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/reaction/i__m_watching_you.png

Life: 39
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Mountain
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)

Mr. J
10-31-2011, 10:30 PM
First mulligan is 7 in this format, right?

You get a 1 free mulligan to 7. So, you don't go to 6.

Also, T2 ajani is cold, real cold...

Destil
11-01-2011, 12:11 PM
Alpha already put down his mountain, so we're on BŁge, right?

BŁge
11-01-2011, 04:39 PM
Oh right.

Draw, play a forest.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/zen/247.jpg

Tap both lands, cast Radha:

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pc/162.jpg

Radha climbed the edge of the wadi and plopped down on a dry rock. She shook the dust out of her hair and sipped some water from the skin hanging at her side.

Her sharp eyes caught sight of a pair of figures in the distance. She paused, water dripping from her lips. The shaggy lion-man was unknown to her, but the warrior beside him...

"Not him again."


Life: 39
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Mountain(t), Forest(t)
Creatures: Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:

Destil
11-01-2011, 04:50 PM
Uptap

...step. Untap step. Nothing utapping here.

Draw.

Island.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/chk/294.jpg

Done.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Celestial Colonnade (t), Island
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:Sen Triplets

shivam
11-01-2011, 05:02 PM
untap.
draw.

Play Island. Tap tree of tales and command tower to play lightning greaves.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247337&type=card
Equip for free on lighthouse chronologist.

tap island to put level counter on chronologist.

End turn.
--
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Command Tower (t), Tree of Tales (t), Island (t)
Creatures:Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist (Equipped with greaves) (1 counter)
Non-Creatures: Lightning Greaves (equipped)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Jenara

TirMcDohl
11-01-2011, 05:19 PM
Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Drop Emeria, the Sky Ruin, tapped.

Tap my Furnace for a Basilisk Collar.

Jor Kadeen locked eyes with Radha. "HOOOOOOOOLD IT RIGHT THERE, HOAK HOGAN!"

Ajani facepalmed. "Kadeen, I can't stop them from moving unless they've attempted to do something."

Jor did not hear a single word that Ajani said, and resumed his rant. "You are the insect that tries to smash through my windshield of Destrucity as I'm driving my motorcycle down the highway at 120 miles per hour!"

Ajani mugged for the camera. "...is it bad that I fully understood what that meant? Well, I suppose I should do something to make him happy." He gestured, and a lightning bolt dropped on Radha's head.

-2: Lightning Helix on Radha.

End turn.

Life: 43
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Great Furnace (t), Plains (t), Emeria, the Sky Ruin (t)
Creatures: Taurean Mauler
Non-Creature Permanents: Sol Ring(t), Basilisk Collar, Ajani Vengeant (2 Loyalty)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Jor Kadeen

EDIT: WAAAAAAIIT

I just realized I could do something else. This is my one freebie "Take-backsies."

Instead of tapping the Furnace for the B-collar, I'll tap a plains for it. Then use the Sol Ring and the furnace to play...

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arc/49.jpg

NOW, I'm done. Updating my board state. I'll update the first post with board states tomorrow.

Alpha Werewolf
11-02-2011, 06:54 AM
I'll start my turn by playing a Forest, then Collective Voyage tapping my forest and mountain. And from the looks of things, Destil's the only one who can do anything about it, so Destil: Tapping your island?

Destil
11-02-2011, 07:44 AM
Yeah, Alpha. I'll tap my island and pay 1.

EDIT: When it resolves, searching for Island, Swamp, Plains.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/294.jpg http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ala/238.jpg http://magiccards.info/scans/en/nph/166.jpg

Alpha Werewolf
11-02-2011, 07:55 AM
I'm searching for an island and two mountains. Go.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: 2x Forest (t), 3x Mountain (t), 1x Island (t)
Creatures:
Non-Creature Permanents:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Riku of Two Reflections

For reference, a picture of Collective Voyage:
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/147.jpg

Destil
11-02-2011, 08:02 AM
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Celestial Colonnade (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t), Plains (t)
Creatures:
Non creature permanents:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:Sen Triplets

BŁge
11-02-2011, 08:40 AM
Grab Forest, Forest, Mountain.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/nph/175.jpg http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/305.jpg http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/300.jpg

Untap.
Upkeep.
Draw.

Play another mountain.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/302.jpg

Cast Acidic Slime, targeting Shivam's greaves.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m12/161.jpg

The oozing muck bubbled up from cracks in the ground, slithering around the wizard's boots like sentient mud. The steel of the greaves cracked and corroded, becoming as brittle as old glass at the slime's passage.

End turn.

Life: 39
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest
Creatures: Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +2

Destil
11-02-2011, 09:12 AM
Untap (it's about time!)

Draw.

Play Godless Shrine. Take 2.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/gp/157.jpg

Tap shrine, island, island, plains, swamp. Animate Celestial Colonnade.

Swing with Celestial Colonnade, attacking Ajani (4/4 blue & white flying vigilant land creature elemental).

http://img.aegen.nl/WWK/Celestial%20Colonnade.jpg

That's my turn.

Life: 38
Cards in hand: 7
Untapped lands: Celestial Colonnade
Tapped mana: Island(t)x2, Swamp(t), Plains(t), Godless Shrine(t)
Creatures:
Non creature permanents:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:Sen Triplets

TirMcDohl
11-02-2011, 09:45 AM
Gah, wait, what the fuck just happened?

EDIT: Okay, Ajani gets his face beaten off.

I'm gonna go fetch myself 2 plains and a mountain when Collective Voyage resolves.

Acidic Slime resolves, and Taurean Mauler gets a +1/+1 counter.

THEN Colonnade punches Ajani.

shivam
11-02-2011, 09:47 AM
wait a second, destil, i didnt get my lands yet.
actually, nm, it doesn't matter since i go next anyway. Also, fuck you buge.

---
I take an Island, Forest, Plains.
Lightning Greaves goes to the graveyard.
-
untap
I play glacial fortress untapped.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=221919&type=card

Scute mob becomes a 5/5.

Tap forest, tree, plains, and two islands to play Turntimber Ranger.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=169971&type=card
He comes into play with a +1/+1 and a 2/2 wolf token.
http://www.wizardscupboard.com/images/ZK_wolf_token.jpg

Tap command tower to put out Hada Freeblade, who comes into play with a +1/+1. This gives turntimber another +1/+1 and a second wolf token.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=198400&type=card

Tap glacial fort to give a second counter to lighthouse chronologist.

Attack alpha with scute mob for five.
end turn
--

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Command Tower (t), Tree of Tales (t), Island x2 (t), Plains (t), Forest (t), Glacial Fortress (t)
Creatures:Scute Mob (5/5) (t), Lighthouse chronologist (2 counter), Turntimber Ranger (4/4), Hada Freeblade (1/2), Wolf token x2
Non-Creatures:
Graveyard: Lightning Greaves
Exile:
Command zone: Jenara

TirMcDohl
11-02-2011, 09:50 AM
Also, ha ha ha, I was just talking to shivam last night about Collective Voyage. "Oh hey, this game just sped up."

BŁge
11-02-2011, 10:38 AM
Also, fuck you buge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

TirMcDohl
11-02-2011, 04:16 PM
Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Tap Great Furnace, two plains, and Sol Ring.

"I am everything that can ever be, and ever will be! I am the turn two Jace the Mind Sculptor of BOROS! You are my enemy's gate. THAT MEANS THAT YOU ARE DOWN!"

I play Jor Kadeen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx-F6VnLezM

"DESTRUCITY POWER!!!!!!"

Tap the mountain and Emeria for...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/fut/112.jpg

Enchanting Jor.

Jor's going at Buge's dome for 8, and Mauler's going at Destil for 6.

Destil
11-02-2011, 04:18 PM
Ow, 32.

shivam
11-02-2011, 04:51 PM
remember to mark commander damage separately.

TirMcDohl
11-02-2011, 04:58 PM
My turn is over once Buge resolves his combat damage.

BŁge
11-02-2011, 08:21 PM
Taking it.

Life: 31 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest
Creatures: Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +2

Alpha Werewolf
11-03-2011, 01:37 AM
Draw.

Island, cast Riku leaving Mountain and Island untapped.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/220.jpg

Go.

Life: 35
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: 2x Forest (t), 3x Mountain (2x t), 2x Island (1x t)
Creatures: Riku of Two Reflections
Non-Creature Permanents:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:

BŁge
11-03-2011, 07:30 AM
Untap.
Upkeep.
Draw.

Play a mountain.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/299.jpg

Cast Yavimaya Elder.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ud/124.jpg

(re)Cast Radha.

"Come on, grandfather!" Radha yelled over her shoulder. The old man puffed and wheezed, loping along behind her with the aid of his gnarled staff.

"Give a body a moment, will you?" he panted, red-faced. "I don't know what this 'destrucity' is, but frankly it sounds like the babbling of someone who swallowed too much seawater."

Radha slowed as they approached the ridge. "Actually, I think it's a combination of metal poisoning and chronic head trauma, but close enough."

Life: 31 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t)
Creatures: Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:

Destil
11-03-2011, 08:02 AM
Untap.

Draw.

Tap Swamp, Plains. Swampcycle Twisted Abomination (http://magiccards.info/query?q=twisted+abomination&v=card&s=cname).
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arc/26.jpg

Play a Swamp.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/som/241.jpg

Tap Island, Island. Play Mindstone (http://magiccards.info/jvc/en/22.html).
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/jvc/22.jpg

Tap Mindstone, Celestial Collanade, Plains. Play Celestial Dawn (http://magiccards.info/tsts/en/3.html).
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/tsts/3.jpg

Done.

Life: 32
Cards in hand: 5
Untapped lands: Swamp
Tapped mana: Island(t)x2, Swamp(t), Plains(t), Godless Shrine(t), Celestial Colonnade(t)
Creatures:
Non creature permanents: Celestial Dawn (http://magiccards.info/tsts/en/3.html), Mindstone(t)
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination
Exile:
Command zone:Sen Triplets

shivam
11-03-2011, 10:29 AM
Untap.
Upkeep, scute mob gets 4 more counters, becoming a 9/9, draw.

Tap forest, play sol ring
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=335&type=card

Tap island, forest, plains, play Jenara.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=180605&type=card

Tap sol ring, cmd tower, glacial fortress, play wall of denial.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247169&type=card

Tap island to put third counter on lighthouse.
/cracks knuckles.
Attack Alpha with Turntimber (4/4), wolf (2/2), wolf (2/2), and scute mob (9/9)

--
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 1
Lands: Command Tower (t), Tree of Tales (t), Island x2 (t), Plains (t), Forest (t), Glacial Fortress (t)
Creatures:Scute Mob (9/9) (t), Lighthouse chronologist (3 counter), Turntimber Ranger (4/4) (t), Hada Freeblade (1/2), Wolf token x2 (t), Jenara, Wall of Denial
Non-Creatures: Sol Ring (t)
Graveyard: Lightning Greaves
Exile:
Command zone:

Destil
11-03-2011, 10:42 AM
Scute Mob gets 4 more counters...

shivam
11-03-2011, 10:48 AM
holy shit, that's EVERY upkeep?? oh man, what a beast. ok, editing.

TirMcDohl
11-03-2011, 04:00 PM
bahahahaha.

Wait.

NO. BAD SHIVAM. DON'T DO THAT.

shivam
11-03-2011, 04:17 PM
i think you can take your turn, dude.
or should we wait for alpha's resolution?

TirMcDohl
11-03-2011, 04:17 PM
You just punched the guy who gave you three lands out of the kindness of his heart, and you throw the Scute Mob at him? What the hell?

Yeah, I'm gonna wait and see if Alpha has a response. D:

Alpha Werewolf
11-03-2011, 04:29 PM
I got nothing.

TirMcDohl
11-03-2011, 04:53 PM
By my count, Taurean Mauler gets 3 +1/+1 counters.

Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Oh. Oh ho ho.

Tap Sol Ring and a plains.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ds/149.jpg

Tap a plains and the furnace to slide that on to Jor Kadeen.

Tap a Mountain and Plains, and put the Basilisk collar on him as well.

http://youtu.be/1uS5b8aQ6z8?t=1m16s

Oh Hai, Destil-whose-stuff-just-turned-all-white. Please kindly accept this 10/6 pile of First Strike, lifelink, deathtouch and Pro-white/black.

Life: 43
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Plains (t), Plains (t), Plains (t), Mountain (t), Great Furnace (t), Emeria, the Sky Ruin
Creatures: Jor Kadeen (t) @ Emblem of the War Mind/Basilisk Collar/Sword of Light and Shadow (10/6), Taurean Mauler (6/6)
Non-Creature Permanents: Sol Ring (t)
Graveyard: Ajani Vengeant
Exile:
Command zone:

Destil
11-03-2011, 04:55 PM
Well, I guess my enchantment and my untapped swamp won't be blocking, then.

22 after first strike damage, 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.

Alpha Werewolf
11-03-2011, 05:12 PM
You done, TirMcDohl?

TirMcDohl
11-03-2011, 05:21 PM
Yeah, just taking my 13 life and ending my turn. No creatures to pull from the graveyard.

Life: 56
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Plains (t), Plains (t), Plains (t), Mountain (t), Great Furnace (t), Emeria, the Sky Ruin
Creatures: Jor Kadeen (t) @ Emblem of the War Mind/Basilisk Collar/Sword of Light and Shadow (10/6), Taurean Mauler (6/6)
Non-Creature Permanents: Sol Ring (t)
Graveyard: Ajani Vengeant
Exile:
Command zone:

Alpha Werewolf
11-03-2011, 05:30 PM
Draw.

OH THANK GOD

Island, Chain Reaction for 13. TirMcDohl, just waiting to see if you have a response before I continue the turn.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/wwk/74.jpg

TirMcDohl
11-03-2011, 05:36 PM
Son, I am disappoint, but I think you just saved everyone from shivam taking this game and running far, far away.

Jor Kadeen sulks all the way back to the command zone.

shivam
11-03-2011, 05:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

Alpha Werewolf
11-03-2011, 05:41 PM
I'll play a Conundrum Sphinx and end my turn.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=204982&type=card

Life: 18
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: 2x Forest (t), 3x Mountain (t), 3x Island (t)
Creatures: Conundrum Sphinx
Non-Creature Permanents:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Riku of Two Reflections

BŁge
11-03-2011, 09:26 PM
Pro: Board reset to 0. I get two lands from the Elder.
Con: My general is +4.

I'M GETTING A MOUNTAIN AND A FOREST YOU GUYS

Untap.
Upkeep.
Draw.

Play a forest.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/306.jpg

Tap three forests and drop Tenza.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/chk/271.jpg

End turn.

Life: 31 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Mountain, Mountain, Mountain, Mountain, Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest
Creatures:
Non-Creature Permanents: Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524)
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4

Destil
11-03-2011, 09:52 PM
BAH, I have 8 mana, not 9. Taking that all back

No, 3+5=8, dummie. We're good.

Destil
11-03-2011, 10:10 PM
Untap.

Draw.

Tap Island, Island, Mindstone, spending 1WW as 1BB. Transmute Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html) to Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html). Shuffle.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/78.jpg -> http://magiccards.info/scans/en/5dn/21.jpg

Tap Swamp, Swamp, Plains, Godless Shrine, Celestial Colonnade, spending WWWWW as 3UU. Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html) targeting TirMcDohl.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/5dn/21.jpg

Waiting on response/decklist.

Stack:Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html)

Life: 22. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 5
Untapped lands:
Tapped mana: Island(t)x2, Swampx2(t), Plains(t), Godless Shrine(t), Celestial Colonnade(t)
Creatures:
Non creature permanents: Celestial Dawn (http://magiccards.info/tsts/en/3.html), Mindstone(t)
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html)
Exile:
Command zone:Sen Triplets

TirMcDohl
11-04-2011, 03:29 AM
Oh, for dick's sake.

GUYS, I'M REALLY SICK OF YOU PAWING THROUGH MY LIBRARY. NOTHING INTERESTING TO SEE HERE, REALLY.

Destil
11-04-2011, 06:40 AM
Put Sword of Feast and Famine (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/138.html) into play under my control.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mbs/138.jpg

End turn.

Life: 22. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 5
Untapped lands:
Tapped mana: Island(t)x2, Swamp(t)x2, Plains(t), Godless Shrine(t), Celestial Colonnade(t)
Creatures:
Non creature permanents: Celestial Dawn (http://magiccards.info/tsts/en/3.html), Mindstone(t), Sword of Feast and Famine (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/138.html)
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html)
Exile:
Command zone:Sen Triplets

TirMcDohl
11-04-2011, 09:42 AM
Oh for dick's sake.

BŁge
11-04-2011, 10:49 AM
If someone drops a Brooding Saurian, we're all screwed.

shivam
11-04-2011, 11:35 AM
ugh. fucking fuck.
All my dudes go to the grave.
Untap lands, draw a card.
...
oh man. oh man

Tap sol ring, tree of tales, forest, plains, cmd tower-
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=241832&type=card

Yeah, son.
Primeval comes out, i grab Azorius Chancery and Celestial Colonnade, bouncing command tower to my hand.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247189&type=cardhttp://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=177545&type=card

I replay command tower, since i didnt get a normal land drop this turn.

--
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 1
Lands: Command Tower , Tree of Tales (t), Island x2 , Plains (t), Forest (t), Glacial Fortress, Celestial Colonnade (t), Azorius Chancery (t)
Creatures: Primeval Titan
Non-Creatures: Sol Ring (t)
Graveyard: Lightning Greaves, Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist, Turntimber Ranger, Hada Freeblade, Wall of Denial
Exile:
Command zone: Jenara (2)

TirMcDohl
11-04-2011, 04:05 PM
Yaaaay "I brought you a tree!" Titan!

Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Meh. Not spectacular, but helpful nonetheless.

As Jenara channeled her keep's power to summon the aid of Azorius, Venser watched with glee. When she re-summoned her keep to reality, Venser sprung his plan in to action. Suddenly, an exact copy of the tower appeared in Jor Kadeen's vicinity. He stood atop it shouting incoherently.

Ajani just said "Nuts to this," and planeswalked back to Alara to hopefully beat the tar out of Nicol Bolas.

Drop a Command Tower.

Tap all lands except Command Tower and Great Furnace, plus Sol Ring for the additional 2 mana required to replay Jor Kadeen.

http://youtu.be/HbaarqUEGbA

Tap the last of my lands to give him the Sword of Light and Shadow.

End turn.

Alpha Werewolf
11-04-2011, 04:27 PM
Draw.

Replay Riku, keeping an island open.

Bounce a tapped mountain to my hand for Gruul Turf.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=205353&type=card

Go.


Life: 18
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: 2x Forest (t), Gruul Turf (t), 2x Mountain (t), 3x Island (2x t)
Creatures: Conundrum Sphinx, Riku of Two Reflections
Non-Creature Permanents:
Graveyard: Collective Voyage, Chain Reaction
Exile:
Command zone:

BŁge
11-04-2011, 08:20 PM
Untap.
Upkeep.
Draw.

Play a mountain.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/in/343.jpg

Tap all but one land for...

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/wwk/115.jpg

The massive expenditures of mana caused enormous upheavals to the habitat of the local flora and fauna. The ground shook and pebbles danced as a herd of pachyderms stampeded across the dusty field. A rogue bull galloped into the cluster of stony columns, toppling them like dominoes. Jor's sword was knocked from his hand and trampled by one of the beasts, while another scooped up the collar and ate it.

Targeting TmcD's Collar and Sword, and shivam's Colonnade. Each of those things is replaced by a friendly 3/3 Elephant! See, I can be nice. :)

http://i.imgur.com/TPmkX.jpg

Use my last mana to attach the maul to my heffalump.

End turn.

Life: 31 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t)
Creatures: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137) @Maul (10/10)
Non-Creature Permanents: Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524)
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4

Destil
11-05-2011, 12:29 AM
Untap.

Draw.

Tap Shrine, Plains, Swamp, Swamp, Island, Island, Cast Jhessian Zombies (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/56.html) spending WWWWWW as 4BU.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ddh/56.jpg

Tap Mindstone, Celestial Collanade, attach sword to zombies.

Play Barren Moor. (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/266.html)
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/266.jpg

End turn.

Life: 22. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 3
Untapped lands:
Tapped mana: Island(t)x2, Swamp(t)x2, Plains(t), Godless Shrine(t), Celestial Colonnade(t), Barren Moore(t)
Creatures: Jhessian Zombies (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/56.html) (equipped with sword 4/6).
Non creature permanents: Celestial Dawn (http://magiccards.info/tsts/en/3.html), Mindstone(t), Sword of Feast and Famine (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/138.html)
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html)
Exile:
Command zone:Sen Triplets

shivam
11-05-2011, 01:25 AM
Untap, Draw, Shake fist at buge.
Tap sol ring, chancery, tree, island, plains, glacial fortress (8 mana), play Eldrazi Conscription on primeval titan, making him a 16/16 trample annihilator 2.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193492&type=card

Attacking Buge with Titan. Search library for two lands, get Simic Growth Chamber and Seaside Citadel. Bounce and replay glacial fortress.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247194&type=cardhttp://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=174950&type=card


Life: 40
Cards in hand: 1
Lands: Command Tower, Tree of Tales (t), Island x2 (1xt) , Plains (t), Forest , Glacial Fortress, Azorius Chancery (t), Simic Growth Chamber (t), Seaside Citadel (t)
Creatures: Primeval Titan (eldrazi conscription) 16/16 (t), Elephant (3/3)
Non-Creatures: Sol Ring (t)
Graveyard: Lightning Greaves, Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist, Turntimber Ranger, Hada Freeblade, Wall of Denial, Celestial Colonnade
Exile:
Command zone: Jenara (2)

shivam
11-05-2011, 02:11 AM
also, man, this game!

BŁge
11-05-2011, 05:59 AM
Sacrifice two mountains, block with Terastodon, take 6.

Life: 25 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Mountain, Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t)
Creatures:
Non-Creature Permanents: Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524), Mountain, Mountain
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4[/QUOTE]

falz
11-05-2011, 11:49 AM
you guys ever hear of magic workstation? Seems... easier

BŁge
11-05-2011, 11:56 AM
Nobody gets to see us play on MWS, though. And I like this way. There's no pressure to do stuff, so we can take time to think out our actions.

Destil
11-05-2011, 12:07 PM
Yeah, play by post is fun.

Also, I think most of us have MWS games open at this point... in solitaire mode. That's how I'm tracking things, at any rate.

Lion Yamato
11-05-2011, 12:14 PM
Nobody gets to see us play on MWS, though.

And I, for one, enjoy witnessing the madness.

TirMcDohl
11-05-2011, 12:36 PM
Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Tap Great Furnace, Plains, Plains, Emeria, and Sol Ring.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cs/4.jpg

"Jor Kadeen stands alone...sort of."

"But not forgotten!" King Darien and his horsemen began the charge down the hill.

End my turn.

Life: 56
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Great Furnace (t), Command Tower, Emeria, the Sky Ruin (t), Plains (t), Plains (t), Plains, Mountain
Creatures: Jor Kadeen (5/4), 2x Elephant (3/3), Darien, King of Kjeldor (3/3)
Non-Creature Permanents: Sol Ring (t)
Graveyard: Basilisk Collar, Sword of Light and Shadow, Emblem of the Warmind, Taurean Mauler, Ajani Vengeant
Exile:
Command zone:

TirMcDohl
11-05-2011, 12:51 PM
CUT ME. I BLEED SOLDIER TOKENS.

Destil
11-05-2011, 12:57 PM
Feeling SO much better about not taking sword of war and peace now!

Alpha Werewolf
11-05-2011, 02:18 PM
Draw.

Mountain.

Tap Gruul Turf to Hull Breach,
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=205413&type=card
Choosing to destroy both an artifact and an enchantment (targeting shivam's Sol Ring and Eldrazi Conscription). I also copy it with Riku's ability, destroying Destil's Celestial Dawn and Sword of Feast and Famine.

Go.

Life: 18
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: 2x Forest, Gruul Turf (t), 3x Mountain (1x t), 3x Island (1x t)
Creatures: Conundrum Sphinx, Riku of Two Reflections
Non-Creature Permanents:
Graveyard: Collective Voyage, Chain Reaction, Hull Breach
Exile:
Command zone:

BŁge
11-05-2011, 03:17 PM
Untap.
Upkeep.
Draw.

Play Tectonic Edge.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/wwk/145.jpg

I've got one move left. The Dixie Twist.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mr/340.jpg

Six damage to each creature. Apologies to my allies, but I'm over a barrel here.

End turn.

Life: 25 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855) (t)
Creatures:
Non-Creature Permanents: Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524), Mountain, Mountain, Savage Twister (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247286)
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4

falz
11-05-2011, 03:51 PM
Mass destruction!!!!! Why doesn't somebody just play akroma's vengeance?

Destil
11-05-2011, 03:55 PM
It's cool, my zombie has prot gre....

Oh, no. Not anymore.

Need to wait until I'm home from work to resolve my draw. Will be a bit.

shivam
11-05-2011, 04:31 PM
man, this is cramping my style.

BŁge
11-05-2011, 05:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_cSnpoKMMk

shivam
11-05-2011, 05:42 PM
whatever, buddy, your days are numbered.
(hope you're enjoying the ds!)

BŁge
11-05-2011, 06:15 PM
whatever, buddy, your days are numbered.
(hope you're enjoying the ds!)

Like the sands through an hourglass, so too are the days of our lives.
(thank you)

ChefCthulhu
11-05-2011, 06:43 PM
Like the sands through an hourglass, so too are the days of our lives.
(thank you)

You should be banned from the forums for life for quoting soap opera openings..

Destil
11-05-2011, 08:09 PM
Untap.

Draw.

Tap Barren Moor, Plains, Swamp, Swamp, Island. Play Sen Triplets (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/109.html).
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arb/109.jpg

End turn.

Life: 22. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 4
Untapped lands: Godless Shrine, Island, Celestial Colonnade
Tapped mana: Barren Moore(t), Island(t), Swamp(t)x2, Plains(t)
Creatures: Sen Triplets (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/109.html)
Non creature permanents: Mindstone
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html) Jhessian Zombies (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/56.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

shivam
11-05-2011, 11:01 PM
untap, draw.

Oh man.
Oh man.
Play a forest.
Tap out. play genesis wave for 10.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=207882&type=card
Reveal top ten cards. brace yourselves, boys and girls. the game just got stupid.

Xenograft, calling Allies.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=227544&type=card
Graypelt Hunter (1 counter)
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193994&type=card
Frost Titan (2 counter on hunter)
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=235191&type=card
Rafiq of the motherfucking many (3 on hunter)
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=244669&type=card
Talus Paladin (4 on hunter, one on paladin)
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194672&type=card
Aethermage's touch, which gets tossed cause it isnt a permanent.
Umara raptor (5 on hunter, 2 on Paladin, One on umara)
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=180447&type=card
Battlegrace Angel (6 hunter, 3 paladin, 2 umara)
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=175394&type=card
Finest Hour
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=180609&type=card
and finally, Angelic Destiny targeting my frost titan.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220230&type=card

What, motherfucker.

So that's a 10/10 flying first striking lifelinking frost titan angel (who taps that land destruction buge just played), an 8/8 greypelt hunter, 5/6 talus paladin, a 3/3 umara raptor, and a bunch of dudes who make my lone attacker fucking magical. jesus, what a draw.

End turn.
Laugh a lot.
(and then cry, cause my next twenty draws are all gonna be land)
--

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 0
Lands: Command Tower(t), Tree of Tales (t), Island x2 (t) , Plains (t), Forest x2 (t) Glacial Fortress (t), Azorius Chancery (t), Simic Growth Chamber (t), Seaside Citadel (t)
Creatures: Frost Titan (angelic destiny) (10/10), Graypelt Hunter (8/8), Talus Paladin (5/6), Rafiq of the Many (3/3), Umara Raptor (3/3), Battlegrace Angel (4/4)
Non-Creatures: Xenograft, Finest Hour
Graveyard:Primeval Titan, Sol Ring, eldrazi conscription, Lightning Greaves, Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist, Turntimber Ranger, Hada Freeblade, Wall of Denial, Celestial Colonnade, Aethermage's touch, Genesis Wave
Exile:
Command zone: Jenara (2)

TirMcDohl
11-05-2011, 11:09 PM
...holy dicks.

TirMcDohl
11-05-2011, 11:27 PM
Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Drop a mountain.

Tap Plains Plains Sol Ring Great Furnace.

Jor Kadeen surveyed the massive army that came from absolutely nowhere. However, this displeased him.

From the same aether that had swept Ajani in, another planeswalker appeared in Kadeen's tower.

Gideon Jura, fresh from being the sole cause of his home plane's demise (something none of the other planeswalkers fail to remind him constantly of) looked particularly sullen, but decided to do what he could.

Play Gideon Jura.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/roe/21.jpg

+2: T BUGE -- http://i16.tinypic.com/6bv9cpd.gif

Oh, fuck it. Tap out to drop Venser's Journal.

http://youtu.be/CdmURW0Go9Q

Dear journal. Hi, it's me, Venser. Today, I helped Jenara's army by doing absurd, terrible things. I'm sure that nothing bad can possibly happen anymore.

Turn over.

Lucas
11-06-2011, 12:55 AM
...holy dicks.

This isn't being said enough.

Destil
11-06-2011, 01:29 AM
Scars block has been pretty good to green in commander (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/88.html), in general.

Mr. J
11-06-2011, 01:53 AM
Shivam, all of those guys enter at the same time so they see each other come into play... holy dicks

Alpha Werewolf
11-06-2011, 01:50 AM
Whoops, look what happens while I'm asleep!

HOLD IT SHIVAM

Spell Crumple your Genesis Wave.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=237005&type=card

BŁge
11-06-2011, 06:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Stvnn.jpg

TirMcDohl
11-06-2011, 08:25 AM
pfffff hahahahaha

That crumple has no bearing on my plays. I think the cards go back on top of Shivam's deck in order...Genesis Wave is the only thing that goes to the graveyard.

er, to the bottom of the deck.

Alpha Werewolf
11-06-2011, 08:42 AM
Draw.

Homeward Path.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/277.jpg

Cast Riku, leaving Island and Path untapped.

Go.

Life: 18
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: 2x Forest (t), Gruul Turf (t), 3x Mountain (t), 3x Island (2x t), Homeward Path
Creatures: Riku of Two Reflections
Non-Creature Permanents:
Graveyard: Collective Voyage, Chain Reaction, Hull Breach, Conundrum Sphinx
Exile:
Command zone:

shivam
11-06-2011, 08:42 AM
Wait, how do I put all this stuff back, or does it all die?

Alpha Werewolf
11-06-2011, 08:52 AM
The fellows on #mtgjudge say to put them back and shuffle the deck:

<Alpha_Wer>: Hello, I need help with a ruling. A player plays Genesis Wave and immediately starts revealing and putting onto the battlefield some cards from his library, and another player counters the spell. Do we put the cards back on top of the library in the order they were before, shuffle them back, or anything else?
<Flippi>: rewind, shuffle go ahead would be my solution

So shuffle the deck then place Genesis Wave on the bottom.

BŁge
11-06-2011, 09:02 AM
It never happened, so you put all cards back in order.

EDIT: or what Alpha just said.

Untap Upkeep Draw.

Cast Woodfall Primus, target Gideon.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/shm/135.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rfhwpQf4WY

End turn.

Life: 25 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855) (t)
Creatures: Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)
Non-Creature Permanents: Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524), Mountain, Mountain, Savage Twister (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247286)
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4

Destil
11-06-2011, 09:14 AM
Untap.

Upkeep. Place Sen Triplets triggered ability, targeting Alpha, onto the stack.

(nice time to play that, by the way)

Life: 22. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 4
Untapped lands: Islandx2, Swampx2, Plains, Godless Shrine, Celestial Colonnade, Barren Moore
Tapped mana:
Creatures: Sen Triplets (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/109.html)
Non creature permanents: Mindstone
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html) Jhessian Zombies (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/56.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

Alpha Werewolf
11-06-2011, 09:18 AM
(Hint: You're unlikely to find useful artifacts or monoblue cards in my hand, as a general rule)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/isd/262.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/ddh/32.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/233.jpg

Destil
11-06-2011, 09:32 AM
For now I was mostly interested in not walking into a counterspell. There's a reason I didn't do this last turn.

Draw.

Play Evolving Wilds (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/32.html) from Alpha's Hand.

Tap Swamp, Swamp, Barren Moore. Play Beseech the Queen.
(http://magiccards.info/pch/en/19.html)http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pch/19.jpg

And, that's where I need to stop until I can look through my decklist...

shivam
11-06-2011, 09:38 AM
your reprieve is temporary. you have seen the future, now fear it.

BŁge
11-06-2011, 10:12 AM
Do you have to pay all costs for card that you get out of opponent's hands when Sen Triplets' abilities go online?

Destil
11-06-2011, 10:17 AM
5/1/2009: Playing a card this way works just like playing any other card, with one exception: You're playing the card from your opponent's hand rather than your own. To be specific:
-- A card played this way follows the normal timing rules for its card type, as well as any other applicable restrictions such as "Cast [this card] only during combat." For example, you can't play a card from the targeted opponent's hand during your end step unless it's an instant or has flash.
-- To cast a nonland card from your opponent's hand this way, you must pay its mana cost.
-- You can play a land card from the targeted opponent's hand only if you haven't played a land yet that turn.

Hence why Alpha killed my Celestial Dawn...

TirMcDohl
11-06-2011, 10:18 AM
yaaaaay

dohl gets to sit here and do nothing for yet another turn

yaaaaay

Destil
11-06-2011, 10:38 AM
OK! I figured it out.

Beseech the Queen for Three Dreams (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/32.html).
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/32.jpg

Tap Island, Island, Mindstone. Transmute Drift of Phantasims into Esper Charm (http://magiccards.info/ala/en/167.html).
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/46.jpg->http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ala/167.jpg
Tap Godless Shrine, Celestial Colonnade, Plains. Esper Charm (http://magiccards.info/ala/en/167.html) targing Alpha: discard 2.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ala/167.jpg

End turn.

Life: 22. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 4
Untapped lands: Evolving Wilds
Tapped mana: Islandx2, Swampx2, Plains, Godless Shrine, Celestial Colonnade, Barren Moore
Creatures: Sen Triplets (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/109.html)
Non creature permanents: Mindstone(t)
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html) Jhessian Zombies (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/56.html), Beseech the Queen, Drift of Phantasims, Esper Charm
Exile:
Command zone:

TirMcDohl
11-06-2011, 10:41 AM
Maaan.

FUCKING ESPER.

shivam
11-06-2011, 11:17 AM
Grumble. Untap. Draw.

Tap Tree, forest x2, chancery, plains- Play Sovereigns of Lost Alara
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=180600&type=card

Tap Simic Growth, glacial, island, seaside- Replay Jenara.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=180605&type=card
Tap island, cmd tower to give her +1/+1
end.

--
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 0
Lands: Command Tower(t), Tree of Tales (t), Island x2 (t) , Plains (t), Forest x2 (t) Glacial Fortress (t), Azorius Chancery (t), Simic Growth Chamber (t), Seaside Citadel (t)
Creatures: Sovereigns of Lost Alara (4/5), Jenara (4/4)
Non-Creatures:
Graveyard:Primeval Titan, Sol Ring, eldrazi conscription, Lightning Greaves, Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist, Turntimber Ranger, Hada Freeblade, Wall of Denial, Celestial Colonnade
Exile:
Command zone: (2)

TirMcDohl
11-06-2011, 01:15 PM
Untap.

Upkeep. I gain 1 life from Venser's Journal.

Draw.

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.

Drop a mountain, end turn.

1 card in hand.

Alpha Werewolf
11-06-2011, 02:07 PM
Draw.

*grumble grumble* Well, might as well thin my deck.

Cultivate, doubling it with Riku, putting two Islands onto the battlefield, fetching Forest and Mountain to my hand, playing the Forest.

Go.

Life: 18
Cards in hand: 1 (Mountain)
Lands: 3x Forest (1x t), Gruul Turf (t), 3x Mountain (1x t), 5x Island (3x t), Homeward Path
Creatures: Riku of Two Reflections
Non-Creature Permanents:
Graveyard: Collective Voyage, Chain Reaction, Hull Breach, Conundrum Sphinx, Forest, Vengeful Rebirth, Cultivate
Exile:
Command zone:

*is wondering what are the odds of living to see another turn*

BŁge
11-06-2011, 03:49 PM
Untap Upkeep Draw.

Drop a Rootbound Crag.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m12/228.jpg

Red Sun's Zenith on the Sovereigns for 5.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mbs/74.jpg

Cast Lightning Greaves...

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/253.jpg

and attach it to the Primus. Swing with the Primus at shivam and end turn.

Life: 25 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855)(t), Rootbound Crag (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221922)
Creatures: Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)@Greaves (t)
Non-Creature Permanents: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524), Mountain, Mountain, Savage Twister (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247286)
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4

Destil
11-06-2011, 04:20 PM
End of BŁge's turn sac Evolving Wilds for an Island.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ala/236.jpg

Untap.

Upkeep. Targeting Alpha again. Sorry, Alpha, I wanted to reveal McDolh's last card to the world, but I need you unable to activate abilities just one more turn.

Draw.

Play Mountain from Alpha's hand.

Tap Mountain, Swamp, Swamp, Plains, Moore. I dream of (http://magiccards.info/ud/en/50.html) Treachery (http://magiccards.info/ud/en/50.html),Followed Footsteps (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/51.html), Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/9e/en/68.html) (Why can't bribery be an aura? It's got a genie on it and everything...)
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/32.jpg -> http://magiccards.info/scans/en/us/66.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/ud/50.jpghttp://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/51.jpg

Tap Island, Island, Island, Shrine, Colonnade. Treachery (http://magiccards.info/ud/en/50.html) on Riku. Untap Island, Island, Island, Shrine, Colonnade.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ud/50.jpg

Tap Island, Island, Island, Shrine, Colonnade, Mind Stone. Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/9e/en/68.html) Homeward Path.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/us/66.jpg

Attack Alpha with Sen Triplets. Nothing else I will do regardless of the outcome.

End turn.

Life: 22. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 5
Untapped lands: Homeward Path (with Confiscate)
Tapped mana: Islandx2, Swampx2, Plains, Godless Shrine, Celestial Colonnade, Barren Moore, Mountain,
Creatures: Sen Triplets (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/109.html), Riku of Two Reflections (with Treachery)
Non creature permanents: Mindstone(t), Treachery (Riku), Confiscate (Homeward Path)
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html) Jhessian Zombies (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/56.html), Beseech the Queen, Drift of Phantasims, Esper Charm, Three Dreams
Exile:
Command zone:

TirMcDohl
11-06-2011, 05:41 PM
This shit you're doing?

STOP IT.

YOU WANNA SEE MY LAST CARD? HERE YA GO!

Before Sen Triplets swings:

http://www.scibbe.com/stash/lpff2/meteo.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyEB4VB0A4o

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/117.jpg

2 mountains for RR. Sol Ring + Great Furnace means X = 3.

Kicking...twice. Targeting Sen Triplets and Riku. Alpha, get your general back.

My hand is empty.

Life: 57
Hand: 0
Lands: Emeria, the Sky Ruin (t), Great Furnace (t), Command Tower, Plains (t), plains (t), plains, mountain (t), mountain (t), mountain.
Creatures:
Non-Creature permanents: Venser's Journal, Sol Ring (t)
Graveyard: Comet Storm, Sword of Feast and Famine, Gideon Jura, Daarien, King of Kjeldor, Basilisk Collar, Sword of LIght and Shadow, Emblem of the Warmind, Taurean Mauler, Ajani Vengeant
Exile:
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen (+4)

EDIT: Kicking it 4 times, rather. I didn't realize I can hit players. Plains and plains tapped. Add Buge and Destil to the list of targets.

EDIT EDIT: Agh. The first target is free. I only needed to tap one additional plains.

Destil
11-06-2011, 06:18 PM
Life: 19. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 5
Untapped lands: Homeward Path (with Confiscate)
Tapped mana: Islandx2, Swampx2, Plains, Godless Shrine, Celestial Colonnade, Barren Moore, Mountain
Creatures:
Non creature permanents: Mindstone(t), Confiscate (Homeward Path)
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html) Jhessian Zombies (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/56.html), Beseech the Queen, Drift of Phantasims, Esper Charm, Three Dreams, Treachery
Exile:
Command zone: Sen Triplets (+2) (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/109.html)

BŁge
11-06-2011, 06:41 PM
I dare you to kill my Primus. I double-dog dare you.

Life: 22 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855)(t), Rootbound Crag (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221922)
Creatures: Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)@Greaves (t)
Non-Creature Permanents: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524), Mountain, Mountain, Savage Twister (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247286)
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4

shivam
11-06-2011, 08:31 PM
Sovereigns dies, I take 6 pts from buge.
--
Untap, draw
Tap chancery, simic, cmd, plains. play celestial mantle on jenara.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=198524&type=card
tap glacial, island, seaside, island, add +2/+2 to jenara.

Swing with Jenara as a 9/9 vs Alpha, my life total doubles to 68.
end.
--

Life: 68
Cards in hand: 0
Lands: Command Tower(t), Tree of Tales, Island x2 (t) , Plains (t), Forest x2, Glacial Fortress (t), Azorius Chancery (t), Simic Growth Chamber (t), Seaside Citadel (t)
Creatures: Jenara (9/9) (celestial mantle)(t)
Non-Creatures:
Graveyard:Primeval Titan, Sol Ring, eldrazi conscription, Lightning Greaves, Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist, Turntimber Ranger, Hada Freeblade, Wall of Denial, Celestial Colonnade, Sovereigns of Lost Alara
Exile:
Command zone: (2)

TirMcDohl
11-06-2011, 08:39 PM
Oh. Oh man.

hahahahahahahah

It warms my heart seeing my deck do such absurd things.

Untap.

Upkeep. No life gain from journal.

Draw.

...REALLY? THIS IS THE WORST DRAWING I'VE HAD EVER.

Play Kher Keep.

Recast Jor Kadeen. I have kher Keep, command tower, and a plains untapped.

End turn.

Alpha Werewolf
11-06-2011, 11:48 PM
Draw.

Go.

shivam
11-06-2011, 11:56 PM
edit- nm.

BŁge
11-07-2011, 06:31 AM
Untap Upkeep Draw.

Cast Akroma, Angel of Fury.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pc/94.jpg

Give her the Maul and the Greaves, in that order.

Swing at shivam with my Primus and end the turn.

Life: 22 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855)(t), Rootbound Crag (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221922)(t)
Creatures: Akroma (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358) @Greaves @Tenza (9/9), Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987) (t)
Non-Creature Permanents: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524), Mountain, Mountain, Savage Twister (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247286)
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4

Destil
11-07-2011, 07:10 AM
Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Play a Plains.

Tap Island, Island, Mountain, Plains, Moor. Play Followed Footsteps (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/51.html) on Woodfall Primus.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/51.jpg

[Note: I was about to play the Shared Fate (http://magiccards.info/mi/en/49.html) that's been in my hand all game, until I noticed that you exile opponent's cards face down and thus it's pretty much unplayable here. So I'm making it an island if that's cool with everyone else, just for the sake of not grinding the game to a halt]

Tap Island, Plains, Swamp, Swamp, Godless Shrine, Mindstone, Colonnade. Replay Sen Triplets.

End turn.

Life: 19. 10 damage from Jor Kadeen.
Cards in hand: 5
Untapped lands:
Tapped mana: Islandx3, Swampx2, Plainsx2, Godless Shrine, Celestial Colonnade, Barren Moore, Mountain, Homeward Path (with Confiscate)
Creatures: Sen Triplets (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/109.html)
Non creature permanents: Mindstone(t), Confiscate (Homeward Path), Followed Footsteps (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/51.html) (Woodfall Primus)
Graveyard: Twisted Abomination, Brainspoil (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/78.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html) Jhessian Zombies (http://magiccards.info/ddh/en/56.html), Beseech the Queen, Drift of Phantasims, Esper Charm, Three Dreams, Treachery
Exile:
Command zone: (+2)

BŁge
11-07-2011, 07:43 AM
Tap Island, Island, Mountain, Plains, Moor. Play Followed Footsteps (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/51.html) on Woodfall Primus.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/51.jpg

Hee hee, I expected that.

shivam
11-07-2011, 09:06 AM
Take 6 from the primus, down to 62.
untap, draw.

huh. ok.
tap simic and a plains to play Giltspire Avenger (though really, deck, i could use a plains or two right about now).
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=186614&type=card

Tap cmd/tree, forest/glacial, azorius, forest/seaside to give jenara +4/+4.

Time to wrap up alpha. Swing with Jenara, getting +1/+1 from exalted, for 14/14. My life total becomes 124. Also, what the fuck 124 life.

Life: 124
Cards in hand: 0
Lands: Command Tower (t), Tree of Tales(t), Island x2, Plains (t), Forest x2(t), Glacial Fortress(t), Azorius Chancery (t), Simic Growth Chamber (t), Seaside Citadel(t)
Creatures: Jenara (13/13) (celestial mantle)(t), Giltspire Avenger
Non-Creatures:
Graveyard:Primeval Titan, Sol Ring, eldrazi conscription, Lightning Greaves, Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist, Turntimber Ranger, Hada Freeblade, Wall of Denial, Celestial Colonnade, Sovereigns of Lost Alara
Exile:
Command zone: (2)

Mogri
11-07-2011, 09:20 AM
Careful! If your life ever exceeds 2^32, then it overflows and goes negative.

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 09:44 AM
Then we need Zedruu to give him a platinum angel.

Or give me an Abyssal Persecutor.

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 10:17 AM
Oh! That's me! Use Kher Keep to make a Kobold.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lg/226.jpg

Untap. Upkeep. No life gain.

Draw.

OOOOOH.

Tap 6 mana.

Jor Kadeen reached behind him. "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" A pair of gauntlets appeared on his wrists.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/som/137.jpg

http://youtu.be/v7OczEmbFZI

Tap six more mana (Just enough to do it.) to equip it on Jor Kadeen.

Swing at Destil's face for 14, destroying Sen Triplets.

BŁge
11-07-2011, 10:29 AM
oh god

oh god ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

:eek:

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 10:31 AM
http://youtu.be/PlwpQY-Tbls?t=27s

BŁge
11-07-2011, 10:32 AM
Destil please tell me you have something to throw in Jor's way

shivam
11-07-2011, 10:44 AM
whoops, looks like akroma doesn't have protection from artifacts!

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 10:47 AM
See, the issue is that, if my Argentum Armor goes through and Jor punches Destil, Destil is dead, because I know for a fact that is over 21 general points from Jor Kadeen.

Also: The Mirrodin Power Rangers:


Red Sun Ranger: Jor Kadeen
White Sun Ranger: Kemba, Kha Regent (Was supposed to be Raksha)
Green Sun Ranger: Ezuri
Blue Sun Ranger: ???
Black Sun Ranger: ???

shivam
11-07-2011, 10:49 AM
also, seriously guys, that bottom bit of your post with life totals and cards and your board state is important, so stop neglecting it!

BŁge
11-07-2011, 10:49 AM
whoops, looks like akroma doesn't have protection from artifacts!

No, but she does have shroud (for the moment).

shivam
11-07-2011, 10:52 AM
oh shit, destil's tapped out. that's it for him too.

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 10:58 AM
Life: 57
Cards in hand: 0
Lands: Great Furnace (t), Command Tower(t), Emeria, the Sky Ruin (t), Plains (t), Plains (t), Plains (t), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Kher Keep (t)
Creatures: Jor Kadeen@Argentum Armor (14/10), Kobold of Kher Keep (4/1)
Non-Creature Permanents: Sol Ring (t), Venser's Journal, Argentum Armor (@Jor Kadeen)
Graveyard: Comet Storm, Sword of Feast and Famine, Gideon Jura, Basilisk Collar, Sword of Light and Shadow, Emblem of the Warmind, Taurean Mauler, Ajani Vengeant
Exile:
Command zone:

shivam
11-07-2011, 11:04 AM
hey buge, alpha is dead, so its your turn. --edit, actually no, i guess alpha's at 4?

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 11:31 AM
Did Alpha take General damage from Jenara previously? Because, yeah, otherwise he's at 4.

Destil
11-07-2011, 01:13 PM
I had 10 damage from Jor Kadeen already and you just got metalcraft back online, right? May even be out of life now. I knew I was dead if one of the swords that protects from Sen Triplets 3 colors came down, didn't think about the armor.

Should have stole Jor last turn instead of recasting the Triplets after all (I have a copy enchantment in hand).

Good game.

In hand: Copy Enchantment, Shared FateIsland, Watery Grave

Alpha gets the Homeward Path back, pretty sure the mountain ends up in his graveyard.

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 01:19 PM
Argh. That's a rough misplay. :(

Alpha gets the Homeward Path back, and, yeah, the Mountain goes back in to the graveyard.

I've had Metalcraft since Venser's Journal came out.

Alpha Werewolf
11-07-2011, 01:25 PM
I was at 9 life after Jenara's last attack; After I block her with the forest I just drew, the rest is irrelevant.

Personal gripe: Over the course of the game, I drew an amazing three spells! Those being Chain Reaction, Spell Crumple and Cultivate. I had one creature over the entire game, and my next two cards were more mana makers.

>_>

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 01:30 PM
Ouch. Yeah, Mirror Mastery is cool, but you need creatures to really take advantage of its strong points.

I was just looking at something. How long our previous EDH games took.

Game 1: 6/22/11 to 8/21/11. Granted, I held up the game a week when I was moving. Also, this was a 4-man free-for-all.
Game 2: 8/22/11 to 9/23/11.
Game 3 started just over a week ago.

Holy shit, this game is going by fast.

shivam
11-07-2011, 01:34 PM
well, you DID give me god's own deck.

ok, so alpha's dead (next time please put your life total on every post!) so it's your turn, buge.

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 01:36 PM
IT HAS NEVER PLAYED THIS WELL FOR ME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

Destil
11-07-2011, 01:43 PM
Argh. That's a rough misplay. :(

Calculated risk. I don't think this deck has the firepower to win a top-deck war with you, I was planning on stealing shivam's commander with the copy next turn (I've got the white to swing her for 20 easily over two untaps), needed an interim blocker until footsteps was online. In fact the biggest weakness I have here is that stealing can come back to kill you in multiplayer when stuff leaves play... was afraid Alpha would be eliminated and I'd loose the confiscate.

And this deck needs so much work you guys! Three tutors in hand at one point and no good sweeper I could fetch!?!?! Also it's like half mana (think I'm way over where I should be) but somehow I still drew good stuff. Three dreams is sick, it's a six for one when I have the time to play it out fully.

Alpha Werewolf
11-07-2011, 01:48 PM
Eh. I could've almost literally drawn any spell in my deck to get out of this; Board wipers, card drawers, creatures that kill things, graveyard recursion etc.

This is more a function of my deck crapping out on me (and Destil destroying any chance of me getting my used-up answers back, instead of worrying about the guy who can literally kill him with almost any good equipment in his equipment-full deck (yes I'm slightly bitter about that Esper Charm, why'd you ask?), and shivam's deck simultaenously handing him nothing but gas.

Not trying to detract from your performance here, mind; I almost crapped my pants when I read GENESIS WAVE FOR 10 BITCH and was lucky to have the only counterspell in my deck to beat that.

(Destil: try Pestilence for an enchantment-based sweeper?)

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 01:51 PM
Yeah, my jaw dropped when I saw that Genesis Wave. I'm voting that the MVP of this game is Alpha, for countering that nonsense.

But, yeah, going back through the thread, Alpha was at 18 a few turns ago, then Jenara hit him for 9. So yeah, Alpha's gone too.

Buge, you're up.

Alpha Werewolf
11-07-2011, 01:56 PM
Yeah, my jaw dropped when I saw that Genesis Wave. I'm voting that the MVP of this game is Alpha, for countering that nonsense.
Don't forget Chain Reaction saving us all me and Buge from the unstoppable Scute Mob of doom!

shivam
11-07-2011, 01:57 PM
you know what made this work? that spell alpha cast that gave me free lands, and then getting that primeval titan to fetch all the awesome ravnica duals. after that, i had enough mana to basically do whatever i wanted, and the deck just fed me magic. I have not drawn a single dead card, and quite frankly, that reshuffle post genesis wave has only helped me =)

man, i've had this game in the bag like 4 times, and every time you guys steal it from me by a hair or some miraculous board sweeping topdeck =)

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 02:04 PM
ALL PART OF MY CUNNING PLAN

Alpha Werewolf
11-07-2011, 02:12 PM
Actually I'm relatively certain that Buge literally cannot win anymore, but we'll see.

shivam
11-07-2011, 02:16 PM
so if buge dies, do me and tir tie?

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 02:17 PM
Pretty much.

Actually, I think, in the remote likelihood that Buge kills one of us, it forces the win on either Destil or Alpha. If I die, Destil wins. If shivam dies (pfffhahahhahahah), then Alpha wins.

Alpha Werewolf
11-07-2011, 02:22 PM
Not really. A player who has lost the game cannot win it, as he's no longer in it (he left it when he lost).

shivam
11-07-2011, 02:23 PM
also, i totally want to be in the next game too. got any more decks? if not i'm gonna use the grimgrin commander deck in this article (http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/feature/168)

Alpha Werewolf
11-07-2011, 02:25 PM
I can make one for you with a random legend as I said earlier (as in, last week), if you want.

Destil
11-07-2011, 02:37 PM
This is more a function of my deck crapping out on me (and Destil destroying any chance of me getting my used-up answers back, instead of worrying about the guy who can literally kill him with almost any good equipment in his equipment-full deck (yes I'm slightly bitter about that Esper Charm, why'd you ask?), and shivam's deck simultaenously handing him nothing but gas.

Not trying to detract from your performance here, mind; I almost crapped my pants when I read GENESIS WAVE FOR 10 BITCH and was lucky to have the only counterspell in my deck to beat that.

(Destil: try Pestilence for an enchantment-based sweeper?)

Actually, I have a Life's End in here, may have been able to fetch that in retrpsoect. But I could cut some mana for a few other/cheaper options.

I was mostly worried about you hull breaching my enchantments, because that's all I had in hand this game. There's other stuff in this deck, but keeping that hull breach in the grave was the main thing I was thinking.

I underestimated Jor for sure, though.

shivam
11-07-2011, 02:39 PM
god, i wish either the lighthouse chronologist or the genesis wave had been allowed to resolve fully. that would have been fucking magical. and that scute mob would have been fucking HUGE.

Knight
11-07-2011, 02:55 PM
also, i totally want to be in the next game too. got any more decks? if not i'm gonna use the grimgrin commander deck in this article (http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/feature/168)
I wanna get in on the next game too, I got most of my Kresh deck planned out, I just need to finalize it and then figure out MWS.

shivam
11-07-2011, 02:55 PM
MWS sucks for this, pretty severely. I use it plus copious notepaper to keep track of everything.

Alpha Werewolf
11-07-2011, 02:57 PM
We should play a larger format next time; Maybe Grand Melee?

BŁge
11-07-2011, 03:00 PM
Untap Upkeep Draw.

...

.......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/reaction/dudeface.jpg

Giltspire Avenger doesn't have haste, right? No? Good!

I cast Hellkite Charger:

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/zen/131.jpg

Then I cast Bear Umbra on the Hellkite Charger.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/roe/177.jpg

Put the Greaves on him.

1. I'll swing at shivam with my BearDragon and Akroma.

2. My lands untap, I pay the Hellkite Charger trigger.

3. My attackers untap and I get another combat phase.

Repeat until shivam dies.

Then repeat until TirMcDohl dies.

Life: 22 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 1
Lands: Mountain, Mountain, Mountain, Forest, Forest, Forest, Forest, Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Rootbound Crag (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221922)
Creatures: Hellkite Charger (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220468) @Umbra @Greaves (7/7), Akroma (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358) @Tenza (9/9), Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)
Non-Creature Permanents: Bear Umbra (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=198304), Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524), Mountain, Mountain, Savage Twister (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247286)
Exile:
Command zone:Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) +4

shivam
11-07-2011, 03:12 PM
what....i don't...what the fuck.

shivam
11-07-2011, 03:14 PM
and i just drew a brainstorm, that would have gotten me sun quan, that would have won me the game. holy shit.

jesus, buge, what a fucking draw.

gahitsu
11-07-2011, 03:21 PM
Holy lord, that was ... beautiful.

BŁge
11-07-2011, 03:23 PM
I had been holding on to that dragon the entire game.

Sporophyte
11-07-2011, 03:25 PM
Ok there must be something I'm not seeing, but those two cards take 10 mana to cast and I can only come up with 9 mana generated. Where is my counting error?

gahitsu
11-07-2011, 03:29 PM
Oh hey, there's that. He could have tapped his commander though, and that would have given him that last mana.

shivam
11-07-2011, 03:30 PM
radha's not in play.
huh.

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 03:44 PM
...Buge is 3 for 3.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 03:46 PM
Yeah, wait up. Where is that 10 mana. Like shivam, I'm only counting nine.

Mogri
11-07-2011, 03:53 PM
Actually I'm relatively certain that Buge literally cannot win anymore, but we'll see.

Mr. J
11-07-2011, 04:33 PM
I count 9 lands.

Also, I have no clue what to do with what happens when shivam or tirmcdohl loses.

BŁge
11-07-2011, 05:17 PM
you're right

doh

shivam
11-07-2011, 05:20 PM
so how does your turn go instead?

Sporophyte
11-07-2011, 05:30 PM
Sorry I had to jam up your opera Buge.

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 05:45 PM
Well, he could play Bear Umbra on Akroma and beat my face, playing Hellkite on second main phase.

BŁge
11-07-2011, 05:46 PM
so how does your turn go instead?

Untap Upkeep Draw.

...

.......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/reaction/sam_jackson012.jpg

IF I HAD ONE MORE MANA

Okay, if I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go down fighting.

Cast Radha. Give her the boots and Tenza. Use two red mana to give Akroma +2/+0.

Attack TirMcDohl for 19.

http://youtu.be/R-6M5FukAoE#t=0m34s

Life: 22 (8 General Damage, Jor Kadeen)
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855)(t), Rootbound Crag (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221922)(t)
Creatures: Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) @Greaves @Tenza (t)Akroma (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358)(t), Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)(t)
Non-Creature Permanents: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Tenza, Godo's Maul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79231)
Graveyard: Terastodon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197137), Acidic Slime (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=226906), Yavimaya Elder (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247524), Mountain, Mountain, Savage Twister (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247286)
Exile:
Command zone:

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 05:54 PM
http://youtu.be/uhG-vLZrb-g

That puts me down to 39.

Meepo the Kobold saw the elven warrior, but only for a moment before he was punted in to the stratosphere, barely a speed bump on Radha's final charge.

shivam
11-07-2011, 05:58 PM
Untap, draw.
tap island, Brainstorm.
Keep one.
Tap Chancery and Simic. Play Rafiq of the anticlimactic.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=244669&type=card
Tap all lands but forest to give jenara +3/+3 making her a 16/16.
Swing, she gets two exalt bonuses to bring her to 18/18 doublestrike.
my life goes up to 248.

two hundred. and. FOURTY EIGHT.

Like, holy shit.

I hit Buge for 36, and we call it a game.


Life: 248
Cards in hand: 0
Lands: Command Tower (t), Tree of Tales(t), Island x2(t), Plains (t), Forest x2(t), Glacial Fortress(t), Azorius Chancery (t), Simic Growth Chamber (t), Seaside Citadel(t)
Creatures: Jenara (16/16) (celestial mantle)(t), Giltspire Avenger, rafiq
Non-Creatures:
Graveyard:Primeval Titan, Sol Ring, eldrazi conscription, Lightning Greaves, Scute Mob, Lighthouse chronologist, Turntimber Ranger, Hada Freeblade, Wall of Denial, Celestial Colonnade, Sovereigns of Lost Alara, brainstorm, genesis wave
Exile:
Command zone: (2)

TirMcDohl
11-07-2011, 06:02 PM
Er, no. DERP DERP DERP.

So, buge, if you had held back Akroma, and been able to block Jenara, what would your next card have been?

(please say a land so he could use that combo, please please please)

...!

My next card was going to be Mentor of the Meek!

I WAS GOING TO DRAW SO MANY CARDS, YOU GUYS.

...granted the next three were land. Feck.

BŁge
11-07-2011, 06:22 PM
:o

yep, a forest

BŁge
11-07-2011, 06:30 PM
Now that I think about it, if I hadn't got excited, I could have probably taken out TirMcDohl my next turn and waited out shivam until I hit Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974) or Vigor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=140227) or something.

Whew, good game.

shivam
11-07-2011, 11:48 PM
you wanna know what the other two cards in my brainstorm were? Jace and sun quan. you wouldn't have survived =)