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Excitemike
06-09-2007, 02:14 PM
"Billy, we need to have a talk."

"What's wrong, Mom?

"Billy... You know me and your father love you very much, and we think you're a great kid. It's just that, well, I suspect you've been feeding the troll."

"But, Mom...!"

"Now hear me out, Billy. I know you've seen me and your father feeding the troll. We aren't perfect. We don't want you to make the same mistakes we have."

"But he's such a dick! Did you hear what he said about Tomm?"

"He only says those things because he wants attention. Without that precious attention he will wither away like Gullom or maybe Mumm-Ra."

"Gosh, I didn't think of it that way. Now I know."

"And knowing is half the battle."

"..."

"..."

"What's the other half?"

"Of what?"

"The other half of the battle."

"Oh, it's spellcheck."

<pulls off wig> Hello there. I'm the internet's Michael Nicolai. What you've just seen is a dramatization, but the subject is very real. Trolls are more than just an annoyance, they are the enemy of civil discourse. If you see a troll do not acknowledge it! Just go about your business. This is for your sake and the sake of the troll. We can rehabilitate these noble creatures into regular posters, but only if you pretend they don't exist. Just STOP, DROP and SCROLL. (for more information visit your local library)

Niku
06-09-2007, 02:15 PM
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shivam
06-09-2007, 02:18 PM
first. (http://gprime.net/video.php/first)
lolcatz.
macro.

Excitemike
06-09-2007, 02:24 PM
first. (http://gprime.net/video.php/first)
lolcatz.
macro.

bump

djSyndrome
06-09-2007, 02:26 PM
first. (http://gprime.net/video.php/first)
lolcatz.
macro.

Fuck you and your non-mac-friendly site.

EDIT: It's working now. I wish it wasn't.

Niku
06-09-2007, 02:33 PM
lolololol hows the games on ur mac

O WAIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

poetfox
06-09-2007, 02:49 PM
Come on guys let's act like adults here not like 14 yrs old i don't act like that i had my 15th birthday last week, i'm so much more mature than u.

philliam
06-09-2007, 04:03 PM
did any1 get a wii

VsRobot
06-09-2007, 04:14 PM
Let's pool together our resources, and buy Parish one of these:'

http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/images/mjolnir_sinscription.jpg

The Mjolnir, Banhammer of the Gods!

Armored Robo Zaza Gabor
06-09-2007, 05:00 PM
For some reason that hammer makes me think of video game lookalikes.

Niku
06-09-2007, 05:02 PM
Yeah, I don't think Parish's windshield could handle the power of Thor.

If he had a car, I mean.

R^2
06-09-2007, 07:38 PM
Well, Thor's own windshield couldn't handle the power of a measly tree limb, so there you go.

SDMX
06-09-2007, 07:53 PM
I will openly admit that there are times that I, too, wish Talking Time had its own pair of mighty hammers, B& and Perma-B&

Truly, there is much that we could learn from moot (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/somniamagus/mootykins.swf).

djSyndrome
06-09-2007, 08:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/djSyndrome/Paperboy_Delivers.jpg

LBD_Nytetrayn
06-09-2007, 08:18 PM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/LBDNytetrayn/banhammer.jpg

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

Maggie
06-09-2007, 08:45 PM
Wait, but... according to that PSA, I've been a troll all along and I didn't even know it! Everything I have ever believed has been a lie.

Maybe I SHOULD give Sephiroth the black materia, after all.

Torgo
06-09-2007, 08:52 PM
I hear if you do a good clone of Sephiroth joins your party along with Zack.

Excitemike
06-09-2007, 09:10 PM
Man, they are crawling out of the woodwork today. Did Parish go to NeoGAF and throw rocks at them again?

alexb
06-09-2007, 09:21 PM
God. Does this mean they're in our hair now? Do we have to use the special shampoo? That shit stinks.

juanfrugalj
06-09-2007, 09:46 PM
I'm pretty certain it's "Gollum".

Everything else was classy, though. Kudos to Mr. Metron guy.

RAC
06-09-2007, 10:09 PM
I confess tearfully!

I fed the troll some fresh Ire McNuggets, but I have repented and now just use the "Ignore this member's posts" feature instead.

Thanks, vBulletin! Now Talking Time doesn't have to turn into a normal message board!

Healy
06-10-2007, 12:19 AM
Ehh? Did Talking Time have some massive troll infestation during the (short) time I was gone?

JCDenton
06-10-2007, 04:11 AM
I had been noticing a lot more flamebait around here than usual. Hope it doesn't keep up.

SDMX
06-10-2007, 04:31 AM
Hey, so long as that kind of thing stays in the sub-forum designated to it.

After all, it's how we get awesome threads like this one. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/somniamagus/SA-emotes/emot-v.gif

nadia
06-10-2007, 06:30 AM
Truly, there is much that we could learn from moot.

That flash is a beautiful work of art and should be in museums across the country.

Parish
06-10-2007, 09:05 AM
I don't read every single thread. If you guys see something particularly obnoxious, flag it and let me know.

Do not, however, report someone who simply has a different opinion than yours. Some of you people need to spine-up.

Niku
06-10-2007, 10:17 AM
parish is encouraging people to think for themselves

reported

RAC
06-10-2007, 10:34 AM
Now I want to know what a Spine-Up powerup would look like. Or maybe it would be a delicious soft drink for zombies, made from carbonated spinal fluid.

Parish
06-10-2007, 10:50 AM
Weirdly enough, the sprite for the Spine-Up pickup actually looks like a pair of testicles, not a spine.

Kishi
06-10-2007, 11:21 AM
You know, in the original Japanese version of Talking Time, Shivam, Tomm, and Parish were named Chutney, Tartar, and Relish.

alexb
06-10-2007, 11:22 AM
In the original Japanese version of Talking Time, Shivam, Tomm, and Parish were named Chutney, Tartar, and Relish.

Man, their American names suck. Suck so bad.

Torgo
06-10-2007, 11:35 AM
I'm pretty sure Ted Woolsey is to blame. He screwed up everything, man.

Lumber Baron
06-10-2007, 11:36 AM
They also left in all the blood.

alexb
06-10-2007, 11:39 AM
Yeah, but the weird part is that they still cut out the scene where the president hangs himself.

LBD_Nytetrayn
06-10-2007, 01:16 PM
I don't read every single thread. If you guys see something particularly obnoxious, flag it and let me know.

Do not, however, report someone who simply has a different opinion than yours. Some of you people need to spine-up.

Vigilante justice, taking the law into our own hands.

Got it.

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

philliam
06-10-2007, 02:36 PM
i guess i have to be extra careful

Torgo
06-10-2007, 02:38 PM
I'm pretty sure you get a pass at this point philliam.

philliam
06-10-2007, 02:40 PM
why? what'd I do to get me such a privilege?

alexb
06-10-2007, 03:05 PM
'Cause we know you don't mean it no how, l'il buddy. It's just that your brain, she's sick. We just gotta wait for th' sunshine, that's all.

Niku
06-10-2007, 03:33 PM
Link related. (http://www.google.com/search?q=old+yeller)

Maggie
06-10-2007, 03:52 PM
Do not, however, report someone who simply has a different opinion than yours. Some of you people need to spine-up.

If I had any knowledge of photoshop, I could start an obnoxious "Spine Get!" meme.

Thank God I have no such knowledge.


...No testicles involved, though. That never even crossed my mind. Jeez, you guys.

alexb
06-10-2007, 04:20 PM
Read between the lines, man. He was gonna say "man up" and then recalled that we keep ladies here, too. Thus the more inclusive word choice. But he didn't have time to go back and edit the sprite.

Maggie
06-10-2007, 04:35 PM
Could've just changed its color or something. Make it green, say that it's a couple of peas, and make some comment about how vegetables are good for you.

Why am I thinking about this so much? Hmm.

R^2
06-11-2007, 07:01 AM
It's just that your brain, she's sick.

How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if a tooth is bad, we pull it!

(Now hold still, this will only hurt until your brains come flying out.)

thomp538
06-11-2007, 02:31 PM
I'm hoping we can make this a 4 maybe 5 gorilla thread! :)

Sheana
06-11-2007, 06:08 PM
Let's punch the bottom out of this barrel!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2716/murderrodentuh0.gif

sraymonds
06-11-2007, 07:59 PM
Let's punch the bottom out of this barrel!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2716/murderrodentuh0.gif

I LOL'ed. Multiple times.

alexb
06-11-2007, 08:03 PM
Is that a prairie dog or a gopher?

Maggie
06-11-2007, 08:10 PM
Is that a prarie dog or a gopher?

That is the best thing ever.

sraymonds
06-11-2007, 08:11 PM
I think it's a prairie dog, but I agree with Brandon; it's the best thing, no, the best DAMN thing ever.

mr_bungle700
06-11-2007, 10:09 PM
It's...it's...

I can't stop watching it!

And now I'm convinced that someone in this room...

IS A MURDERER!!!

philliam
06-12-2007, 01:08 AM
oh god that fucking prarie gopher hahahaha

Calorie Mate
06-14-2007, 07:03 PM
See, now this is something you guys can blame me for. Without my protection, the trolls evidently come down from their mountain caves and terrorize you guys.

As someone else pointed out, at least we got this thread out of it, which is top-quality so far.

Excitemike
06-14-2007, 07:10 PM
See, now this is something you guys can blame me for. Without my presence, the trolls evidently come down from their mountain caves to take my place.

I see what I've done here.

Maggie
06-14-2007, 07:17 PM
I'm not sure if everyone was agreeing that I was a troll, or simply laughing with me. Oh, god, it's tearing me up inside.

I'm starting to think maybe I should just betray you all like Randall Flagg keeps suggesting.

Calorie Mate
06-14-2007, 07:32 PM
I see what I've done here.

Ah, but look how many trolls it took to equal my strength! I feel so proud of myself.

sraymonds
06-14-2007, 08:14 PM
I'm not sure if everyone was agreeing that I was a troll, or simply laughing with me. Oh, god, it's tearing me up inside.

I'm starting to think maybe I should just betray you all like Randall Flagg keeps suggesting.

M-O-O-N, that spells "troll".

Jeanie
06-14-2007, 09:29 PM
I'm not sure if everyone was agreeing that I was a troll, or simply laughing with me. Oh, god, it's tearing me up inside.

I'm starting to think maybe I should just betray you all like Randall Flagg keeps suggesting.

Go ahead. It's your ka to do so, after all

Maggie
06-14-2007, 11:49 PM
I miss the prairie dog.