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sraymonds
06-21-2007, 06:20 AM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.theasylum.cc/pictures/moviepics/transmorpherskey.jpg

Be sure to check out the rest of the site (http://www.theasylum.cc/cgi-bin/showMovie.cgi?id=128) for more awesome goodies.

Parish
06-21-2007, 08:46 AM
Save us from the Deceptionrobos, Optimist Primary!

Kolbe
06-21-2007, 08:49 AM
Where do all these formidable original ideas come from?

SDMX
06-21-2007, 09:28 AM
Obligatory (http://www.theasylum.cc/cgi-bin/showMovie.cgi?id=120), since we're talking about both the Asylum AND film plagiarism.

Although, really, it's hard to mention one without the other.

sraymonds
06-21-2007, 09:34 AM
The Da Vinci....Treasure? (http://www.theasylum.cc/cgi-bin/showMovie.cgi?id=119) It does star the Soul Man himself, C. Thomas Howell.

I tried to get onto the Transmorphers' director Leigh Scott's myspace (http://www.myspace.com/mrleighscott) page, but I can't read any of his blogs without being a friend. To send a friend request, I have to know either his real last name, or his email address. I know neither. :(

Jakanden
06-21-2007, 09:56 AM
I had heard of Snakes on a Train, but had no idea how many rip-offs these guys do.

Maggie
06-21-2007, 11:25 AM
Wait, Leigh Scott wrote AND directed that? If he can tap dance, the world doesn't stand a chance!

I've actually seen Freakshow and 666 The Child, though (my mother's cousin -- no clue what that makes this person in relation to me -- watches a lot of crappy movies). The former is a totally worthless rip-off of Freaks with a gorier and even more nonsensical ending. But the latter... is a thing of beauty. It involves a dentist poking out first his nurse's eye, then his own with a drill, then a man is decapitated by a ceiling fan.

Good times.

And I like how everyone on Leigh Scott's myspace page is praising the Transmorphers trailer. You don't suppose all those people are just his alternate accounts? If he can write AND direct at the same time, we shouldn't underestimate his power.

sraymonds
06-21-2007, 07:18 PM
I also love how his myspace page is title "The Magical World of Leigh Scott".

Check out his trailer for "The 9/11 Commission Report: The Book is Now the Movie"

Brandon, we may have bigger things to worry about than his tap dancing. He also acts in these films. Watch for him in the role of General Sabir in the blockbuster "Transmorphers".

sraymonds
06-26-2007, 04:00 PM
Watching the movie as I type. This shouldn't come as any surprise, but it's terrible. Terrible acting, "special effects" are really poor, and I don't think the director was able to afford a tripod. I LOL'ed one time. What is great is when they forget to add FX when guns are fired.