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philliam
06-24-2007, 03:36 PM
probably because of you motherfuckers

damn

Torgo
06-24-2007, 03:39 PM
It must have been me. I was sick yesterday.

Maggie
06-24-2007, 03:43 PM
My nose is kind of runny, but I'm otherwise fine.

Don't worry. I could sew a dead cat inside you and you wouldn't get an infection. Whomp whomp.

djSyndrome
06-24-2007, 03:45 PM
Next time, wear a condom.

philliam
06-24-2007, 04:13 PM
i don't believe in them

Jeanie
06-24-2007, 05:12 PM
*Sings*
Because every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets pretty irate

JohnB
06-24-2007, 06:01 PM
DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN'T SWAP FLUIDS ANYMORE?

Maggie
06-24-2007, 06:09 PM
i don't believe in them

They believe in you. :)

philliam
06-24-2007, 06:14 PM
i love nyquil, yum yum

alexb
06-24-2007, 06:20 PM
Triaminic is delightful, you know. Orange flavor, of course.

Mightyblue
06-24-2007, 06:22 PM
*Sings*
Because every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets pretty irate
I wanted to do that reference, but I think this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8) works better. Visual aids y'know [Insert tacky AIDS joke here].

Calorie Mate
06-24-2007, 09:39 PM
philliam, i just wanted you to know that if someone here had to die of sickness, i'd want it to be you

Maggie
06-24-2007, 09:41 PM
That only seems sinister until you remember that he's probably going to kill the rest of us long before any lazy virus ever could.

philliam
06-24-2007, 10:52 PM
philliam, i just wanted you to know that if someone here had to die of sickness, i'd want it to be you

this is my kind of complement here buddies

Maggie
06-24-2007, 10:53 PM
Aw, in that case, I know what someone's getting for Christmas. ;)

Mightyblue
06-24-2007, 11:01 PM
Anthrax for everybody kiddies! Pass that white dust around some more!*

*Kidding, Kidding. Please don't send the Feds after me.

philliam
06-24-2007, 11:14 PM
okay my sore throat is pissing me off, anyone have a good idea how to destory this "sore throat" ???

Maggie
06-24-2007, 11:17 PM
Orange juice.

Thinaran
06-24-2007, 11:53 PM
Oranges are awesome!

Mightyblue
06-25-2007, 12:03 AM
Orange you glad we had this conversation?

mr_bungle700
06-25-2007, 02:43 AM
Orange juice is good, but have you ever tried the magical elixir known as Schweppes Ginger Ale? It kicks the ass of a sore throat. I basically lived on that and menthol cough drops when I was a kid.

alexb
06-25-2007, 10:43 AM
What you want, my friend, is some extra dry toast.

Calorie Mate
06-25-2007, 11:02 AM
Orange Juice, definitely.

Sheana
06-25-2007, 02:06 PM
Also, tea. With honey.

thomp538
06-25-2007, 02:08 PM
Also, tea. With honey.
And bird flu, don't forget to add the bird flu

sraymonds
06-25-2007, 02:21 PM
A quick kick to the nards will help you forget about the pain in your throat.

philliam
06-25-2007, 02:49 PM
maybe i got bird flu i did strangle all those birds yesterday

Maggie
06-25-2007, 02:50 PM
I'm sure you gave them fair warning. Besides, it's simple natural selection. The strong, superior birds are the ones with necks too big for you to choke. It's just nature's way.

Also, there was a dead duck in my backyard this morning and my dogs were eating it. I think one of them might have killed it, which is pretty impressive, since we're nowhere near a pond and they're tiny dogs.

alexb
06-25-2007, 03:25 PM
Hungry like the Wolf.

Maggie
06-25-2007, 03:30 PM
It's like being shot in the base of the skull with a nailgun while someone runs their fingernails down a chalkboard!

Caithness
06-25-2007, 07:12 PM
Vicks Chloraseptic is advertised as being soothing for sore throats. In my experience makes has a slight, but noticeable difference.

Torgo
06-25-2007, 10:21 PM
It's okay, Mr. philliam! I'm still sick too.

mr_bungle700
06-25-2007, 11:00 PM
I've actually poisoned you all with my vicious brainwaves.

The rest of you should be feeling the effects soon enough.

thomp538
06-26-2007, 10:09 AM
I've actually poisoned you all with my vicious brainwaves.

The rest of you should be feeling the effects soon enough.
Stop wishing cancer upon everyone!!

philliam
06-26-2007, 10:26 AM
It's okay, Mr. philliam! I'm still sick too.

we shall have feverish dreams, together

philliam
06-26-2007, 05:30 PM
okay, now i found a small lump under my ear, what the fucking fuck

alexb
06-26-2007, 05:36 PM
It's a pimple. Pop it for 500 points.

Torgo
06-26-2007, 10:10 PM
I can barely swallow, and when I do, the pain is profound!

Sleeping is an absolute joy in this state, let me tell you guys.

Maggie
06-26-2007, 10:30 PM
Yeah, I hate feeling like that. Just take as much Nyquil as you possibly can without getting in worse shape. You'll be too doped up to care that you feel like crap.

thomp538
06-26-2007, 11:29 PM
I can barely swallow, and when I do, the pain is profound!

Sleeping is an absolute joy in this state, let me tell you guys.
Which state, Vermont?

locit
06-26-2007, 11:40 PM
Illinoise. DUH.

Sarcasmorator
06-26-2007, 11:46 PM
I had whooping cough once. For more than five months. Here is a picture of my right eye after about a month of that:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/christabean/Freakeye.jpg

That's eye-bruising brought on by coughing.

I, um. I guess this doesn't really help anyone's sore throat.

alexb
06-27-2007, 12:22 AM
Jesus, man. How many goat demons do you have to fuck to get eyes that evil lookin'? Coughing? Yeah, sure. Right. Damn. It's like looking into a tiny little portal to hell. You watch it long enough and Abaddon will wave at you. Damn. I mean damn. That is seriously disturbing. What are you trying to do? Kill little phil with terror? He's sick, you know. You gotta treat him delicate in his moment of need. I mean, who is going to tell you to go fuck yourself and/or offer to buy you the biggest steak in town if you kill him with your gorgon sight?

Torgo
06-27-2007, 06:45 AM
Which state, Vermont?
Zing!

Bonus side effect this morning: I can't talk!

Calorie Mate
06-27-2007, 09:29 AM
Jesus, man. How many goat demons do you have to fuck to get eyes that evil lookin'? Coughing? Yeah, sure. Right. Damn. It's like looking into a tiny little portal to hell. You watch it long enough and Abaddon will wave at you. Damn. I mean damn. That is seriously disturbing. What are you trying to do? Kill little phil with terror? He's sick, you know. You gotta treat him delicate in his moment of need. I mean, who is going to tell you to go fuck yourself and/or offer to buy you the biggest steak in town if you kill him with your gorgon sight?

Oh, won't somebody please think of the children!