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philliam
06-28-2007, 02:55 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=464921&in_page_id=1811

look at dat dudes head
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r260/philliamahn/VladimirPutin_228x303.jpg

uh oh

Crazy Larry
06-28-2007, 02:58 PM
Well shit, why stop there? Why not just claim all of Europe and Asia because they're on the same Tectonic Plate as you?

JCDenton
06-28-2007, 02:59 PM
For the Motherland!

It is always cold in Siberia.

Crazy Larry
06-28-2007, 03:02 PM
It is always cold in Siberia.What a great reason to invade the Artic Pole.

thomp538
06-28-2007, 03:05 PM
What a great reason to invade the Artic Pole.
They inwented the north pole

Calorie Mate
06-28-2007, 03:05 PM
I knew it.

Crazy Larry
06-28-2007, 03:11 PM
They inwented the north poleDetails, details. I don't have time for such trifles.

Schmidt
06-28-2007, 03:13 PM
What a country!

philliam
06-28-2007, 03:13 PM
They inwented the north pole

omg this is like metal gear or something

Sheana
06-28-2007, 03:21 PM
"Wessels" immediately sprang to mind.

thomp538
06-28-2007, 03:38 PM
"Wessels" immediately sprang to mind.
They're across the bay, in Alameda

philliam
06-28-2007, 03:39 PM
bunch of nerds, you ruined this thread

Makkara
06-28-2007, 04:10 PM
Well shit, why stop there? Why not just claim all of Europe and Asia because they're on the same Tectonic Plate as you?

I for one welcome our new Russian overlords.

nadia
06-28-2007, 04:27 PM
In b4 "In Soviet Russia" joke.

thomp538
06-28-2007, 04:31 PM
In b4 "In Soviet Russia" joke.
Thread derails you?

Peach
06-28-2007, 05:00 PM
While "...North Pole invades you." is the traditionalist construction, I think "North Poles you." flows better and is funnier.

Schmidt
06-28-2007, 05:03 PM
In b4 "In Soviet Russia" joke.
Except I already made it, albeit subtly. Unless you meant it on a very meta-level, because in Soviet Russia thread, joke in before you!

thomp538
06-28-2007, 05:05 PM
Except I already made it, albeit subtly. Unless you meant it on a very meta-level, because in Soviet Russia thread, joke in before you!
My hed totally essplode.

Parish
06-28-2007, 05:40 PM
Hey, isn't that guy the new James Bond?

alexb
06-28-2007, 05:50 PM
God, I hope not, or we're all doomed.

Maggie
06-28-2007, 06:16 PM
You know, while he's busy in the North Pole, we have the perfect opportunity to steal Russia and gain command of their Chernobyl mutant army and the shadowy Tetrid death squad, best known for their uncanny ability to fit all sorts of terrible, lethal things inside a traitor's colon.

philliam
06-28-2007, 06:42 PM
Hey, isn't that guy the new James Bond?

oh god, no one can stop russia now

ball torture is useless

alexb
06-28-2007, 06:47 PM
Man, that dude was French. We can hit Putin in the balls much harder. Don't worry about that. What we need to be concerned about are those musical stings. Bad shit happens to anybody opposing him whenever they play.

Lumber Baron
06-29-2007, 03:08 AM
http://www.tursiops.cc/idhop/communism/santa.gif