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philliam
07-08-2007, 01:06 AM
im a genius okaaaaay

Kishi
07-08-2007, 01:16 AM
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/churuya06-02.png

ArugulaZ
07-08-2007, 01:25 AM
What evil forces conspired to keep Dr. Phil on the air for so long?

JR

Maggie
07-08-2007, 02:10 AM
Ah, man, he just said he'd answer 'em. He didn't promise he'd answer 'em correctly. Guess I'll ask my hypochondriac questions at Yahoo! Answers. They care about me there. I just know they do.

philliam
07-08-2007, 02:14 AM
What evil forces conspired to keep Dr. Phil on the air for so long?

JR

dr phil is actually not bald in real life also hes not that evil of a dude bro you should hang out with im :)

philliam
07-08-2007, 02:16 AM
They care about me there. I just know they do.

no they don't

Maggie
07-08-2007, 02:16 AM
I just noticed that almost every Philliam post makes me feel like I've just chugged Nyquil.

I like that.

Oh, and... and yes they do care about me! That wasn't a question! Now you've made me question it! Get out of my head.

poetfox
07-08-2007, 02:18 AM
I know the question I want to ask, but it might get me banned. Or so I hear.

So I'll ask... um...

Does the answer to this question make you sad?

Wait, that was bad one, let me try again.

How many times do I have to tell you "Don't snort the lemonade mix!"?

Dammit, I suck at asking questions.
I used to eat lemonade mix as a child.
I'm going to shut up now.

philliam
07-08-2007, 02:27 AM
poetfox is latin for "can't ask a decent question"

NEXT QUESTION

philliam
07-08-2007, 02:28 AM
poetfox is latin for "can't ask a decent question"

NEXT QUESTION

also im a big jerk

Eusis
07-08-2007, 02:37 AM
I have a cut across the tips of my right index and middle finger, but I'm not sure how I got it. Do you know and if so, can you tell me how I got them?

philliam
07-08-2007, 03:05 AM
I have a cut across the tips of my right index and middle finger, but I'm not sure how I got it. Do you know and if so, can you tell me how I got them?

you were fingering a girl with a razorblade in her vagina

JohnB
07-08-2007, 03:24 AM
Why do women always answer with "Maybe" when they really mean "No"? I still can't figure that shit out.

Merus
07-08-2007, 05:00 AM
What is with you?

That's my question.

Kishi
07-08-2007, 05:10 AM
http://www.angryflower.com/sowhat.gif

philliam
07-08-2007, 05:28 AM
Why do women always answer with "Maybe" when they really mean "No"? I still can't figure that shit out.

women hate you

JohnB
07-08-2007, 06:23 AM
Even my wife? *cries*

In other question-related questions, why is that Snickers commercial with the guy singing "Happy Peanuts Soar" so dammed catchy and/or popular?

Jakanden
07-08-2007, 07:18 AM
Why did my Xbox 360 red-ring?

R^2
07-08-2007, 07:43 AM
How do you pronounce the "~" in "nyoro~n"?

Crazy Larry
07-08-2007, 08:22 AM
Why do I feel so happy about getting fired yesterday?

Jakanden
07-08-2007, 09:19 AM
Why do I feel so happy about getting fired yesterday?

Because you were a used car salesman?

JohnB
07-08-2007, 11:57 AM
I was just in my first accident EVER this afternoon. I might need a used car. Too bad you got fucking fired, though, Larry. Now I'm screwed!

VsRobot
07-08-2007, 12:04 PM
How much just to see it? What if I touch it?

Schmidt
07-08-2007, 12:15 PM
What's the difference between a duck?

alexb
07-08-2007, 12:35 PM
Untrang chutabatrus upenatradras signi oc chof andresetam?

ArugulaZ
07-08-2007, 12:41 PM
Even my wife? *cries*

In other question-related questions, why is that Snickers commercial with the guy singing "Happy Peanuts Soar" so dammed catchy and/or popular?

Why do I always hear the lyrics as "Happy Penis Sores?"

JR

philliam
07-08-2007, 12:49 PM
How do you pronounce the "~" in "nyoro~n"?

the same noise a rabbit makes when you choke it

philliam
07-08-2007, 12:50 PM
How much just to see it? What if I touch it?

$25 son, if you wanna touch it well you have to get through the guards first

JohnB
07-08-2007, 12:52 PM
Why do I always hear the lyrics as "Happy Penis Sores?"

It is beyond my meager journeyman capabilities as a shrink to help you out with that one, man.

philliam
07-08-2007, 12:52 PM
Why do I always hear the lyrics as "Happy Penis Sores?"

JR

you've got the envy

philliam
07-08-2007, 12:54 PM
What is with you?

That's my question.

i jus' dun give a fuck

Crazy Larry
07-08-2007, 01:13 PM
I was just in my first accident EVER this afternoon. I might need a used car. Too bad you got fucking fired, though, Larry. Now I'm screwed!Yeah, but I'm still crazy, so I'll try to sell you one anyway.

philliam
07-08-2007, 01:34 PM
Why did my Xbox 360 red-ring?

it couldn't take it anymore

poetfox
07-08-2007, 01:39 PM
What's your favorite palindrome?

JohnB
07-08-2007, 01:52 PM
Is it motherfucker? rekcufrehtom?

philliam
07-08-2007, 02:03 PM
What's your favorite palindrome?

Hot tuba. Put it up a butt, oh.

Excitemike
07-08-2007, 02:50 PM
Have you told your parents that you're gay?

alexb
07-08-2007, 03:04 PM
Just because a dinosaur likes himself some assplay doesn't make him gay.

Oh, that's right. A question. Hm. Alright, is it true that if you look between a dog's ears you can see ghosts?

Excitemike
07-08-2007, 03:06 PM
Don't step on my joke, dude. It has layers.

philliam
07-08-2007, 03:14 PM
Have you told your parents that you're gay?

everyday

Excitemike
07-08-2007, 04:33 PM
i hate you.

alexb
07-08-2007, 04:37 PM
You have to phrase it as a question or he won't respond. Like so:

Do I hate you?

or:

How much do I hate you?

JohnB
07-08-2007, 04:38 PM
Do you have head cancer? If not, why not?


BONUS QUESTION: In the end, who's funnier: Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert? BE HONEST.

philliam
07-08-2007, 05:15 PM
Do you have head cancer? If not, why not?


BONUS QUESTION: In the end, who's funnier: Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert? BE HONEST.

head cancer (http://www.nightgig.com/argh/horribleville/comics/hv073.gif)

bonus answer: rob corddry

JCDenton
07-08-2007, 05:16 PM
Does this forum make you look fat?

Who is hotter, convict Sam Fisher, or hobo Sam Fisher?

Who would win in a fight, penguins or the number 4?

philliam
07-08-2007, 05:26 PM
Does this forum make you look fat?

Who is hotter, convict Sam Fisher, or hobo Sam Fisher?

Who would win in a fight, penguins or the number 4?

1) naw bro im skinny as hell

2) otacon

3) this is the dumbest question why did you ask me that?

JohnB
07-08-2007, 05:27 PM
What would Jesus do? Besides streetfighting hobos and dirty hippies, I mean.

alexb
07-08-2007, 05:30 PM
He also fights vampires these days.

philliam
07-08-2007, 08:16 PM
jesus would get off his fat ass and do SOMETHING WITH HIS LIFE

GOD

shivam
07-08-2007, 08:21 PM
why do fools fall in love?\

Schmidt
07-08-2007, 08:57 PM
What can change the nature of a man?

Sheana
07-08-2007, 09:01 PM
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

Tomm Guycot
07-08-2007, 09:19 PM
...Tribute!?

Mazian
07-08-2007, 10:21 PM
Pop or soda?

Healy
07-08-2007, 11:07 PM
My dad is having horrible problems with mucus right now. Should we be worried?

Makkara
07-09-2007, 04:20 AM
What is a man?

nadia
07-09-2007, 04:55 AM
Have we smothered you yet?

Zef
07-09-2007, 08:23 AM
How much Chu would a Chu Chu Rocket chu if a Chu Chu Rocket could chu Chu?

Excitemike
07-09-2007, 08:33 AM
And for extra credit: How much Chu could a Fu Man Chew if a Fu Man could Chew Chu?

TheSL
07-09-2007, 09:07 AM
Pop or soda?

Why do west coasters make fun of people when they call it pop(at least in my experience)? Its called a synonym.

sraymonds
07-09-2007, 09:29 AM
Where's your weak point? Y'know, just in case.

philliam
07-09-2007, 09:32 AM
why do fools fall in love?\

to pop out foolish babies so they can take all the welfare checks

Calorie Mate
07-09-2007, 09:33 AM
Why do west coasters make fun of people when they call it pop(at least in my experience)? Its called a synonym.

Because it sounds stupid. Honestly, it's not called "soda pop" anymore. Give it up already.

alexb
07-09-2007, 10:38 AM
I don't call it pop, but uh, what do westies call it? It's soda 'round bout these parts here.

philliam
07-09-2007, 11:59 AM
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

sir ramalot of gloryholian

Excitemike
07-09-2007, 12:30 PM
sir ramalot of gloryholian

Oh, now you're just making this stuff up.

Maggie
07-09-2007, 01:30 PM
And for extra credit: How much Chu could a Fu Man Chew if a Fu Man could Chew Chu?

Great. This is going to be one of those things that makes me giggle a lot and not know why. Then when I try to explain it to others, they just look at me with that "Aw, you're an idiot" pitying look, which... Ha! Fu Man Chew. Chu. Rocket. I don't even know, man.

philliam
07-09-2007, 01:31 PM
I don't call it pop, but uh, what do westies call it? It's soda 'round bout these parts here.

they all call it "sugar water"

Maggie
07-09-2007, 01:33 PM
In Texas, people seem to call most soda "coke," even if it's not coke, which is annoying. But I've never been able to deal with "pop." Hearing it is a lot like, say, biting into a lemon. Dipped in poison.

Calorie Mate
07-09-2007, 01:40 PM
I think Brandon's hit the nail on the head with that description.

Anyway, Westerners call it "soda".


Great. This is going to be one of those things that makes me giggle a lot and not know why. Then when I try to explain it to others, they just look at me with that "Aw, you're an idiot" pitying look, which... Ha! Fu Man Chew. Chu. Rocket. I don't even know, man.

MY QUESTION: WHY THE HELL HASN'T THERE BEEN A NEW CHU CHU ROCKET?! WHAT WITH DOWNLOADABLE TITLES AND ALL, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE PERFECT.

TheSL
07-09-2007, 01:48 PM
MY QUESTION: WHY THE HELL HASN'T THERE BEEN A NEW CHU CHU ROCKET?! WHAT WITH DOWNLOADABLE TITLES AND ALL, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE PERFECT.

DS + WiFi play please.

Excitemike
07-09-2007, 01:48 PM
MY QUESTION: WHY THE HELL HASN'T THERE BEEN A NEW CHU CHU ROCKET?! WHAT WITH DOWNLOADABLE TITLES AND ALL, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE PERFECT.

Why does Sega do anything? You'd get a better answer throwing chicken bones around.

philliam
07-09-2007, 01:51 PM
MY QUESTION: WHY THE HELL HASN'T THERE BEEN A NEW CHU CHU ROCKET?! WHAT WITH DOWNLOADABLE TITLES AND ALL, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE PERFECT.

BECAUSE YOU SCARE PEOPLE WITH YOUR YELLINNNNNNNNNGGGG

Ghost from Spelunker
07-09-2007, 02:48 PM
"Yeah, are you a freak? Freak of the week!"

(Referring to a song by DJ Polo, the music video has Ron Jeremy in it)

Schmidt
07-09-2007, 03:55 PM
Why does Sega do anything? You'd get a better answer throwing chicken bones around.
Why does anyone ask philliam anything? You'd get a better answer throwing chicken bones around.

Calorie Mate
07-09-2007, 04:10 PM
Why does Sega do anything? You'd get a better answer throwing chicken bones around.

This is a question of don't, not a question of do.

Schmidt
07-09-2007, 04:24 PM
You're mistaken, Sega does what Nintendon't.

sraymonds
07-09-2007, 04:30 PM
You mean give up?

alexb
07-09-2007, 05:54 PM
Destroys its flagship series?

philliam
07-09-2007, 06:13 PM
Why does anyone ask philliam anything? You'd get a better answer throwing chicken bones around.

bitch, i eat chicken bones

Maggie
07-09-2007, 07:39 PM
bitch, i eat chicken bones

If you switch the places of "bitch" and bones" and add another comma after chicken, you've got a Captain Kirk quote.

Kishi
07-09-2007, 07:41 PM
That was a great episode.

alexb
07-09-2007, 09:52 PM
Which is mightier? Claw hammer, or hammerhead shark?

Maggie
07-09-2007, 10:04 PM
Just imagine how dangerous a claw hammer would be if it could wield a hammerhead shark.

alexb
07-09-2007, 10:57 PM
Or a shark that could fire high velocity hammers from its mouth.

Squall
07-09-2007, 11:55 PM
Why does this thread have too many questions and not enough Philliam?

philliam
07-10-2007, 12:15 AM
because most of these questions suck you suckers

Calorie Mate
07-10-2007, 09:52 AM
Philliam: Why?

Torgo
07-10-2007, 09:57 AM
Anyone but Philliam and this topic would be broken and stupid.

alexb
07-11-2007, 10:31 AM
What was that thing I pulled out of the underside of my jaw? Did you put it there?

Maggie
07-11-2007, 10:35 AM
I feel really good about this. Like we're gonna get to the bottom of it.

It's like when you're playing Resident Evil and you're stuck and you've been wandering around for hours and then all of a sudden you find a square hole to put your square crank in, and you're like "Yes! Now I'm getting somewhere!"

I don't know which one of you is the crank and which one's the hole, though. But I'd like to think that I was, at least in some ways, the big golden dragon statue from whose mouth you found said crank.

I think that means something I didn't mean for it to mean, but I don't know what.

Balrog
07-11-2007, 11:00 AM
What was that thing I pulled out of the underside of my jaw? Did you put it there?
You resorbed your twin brother in utero and that was all that was left of him.

alexb
07-11-2007, 11:04 AM
Can't be. It wasn't there last month.

philliam
07-11-2007, 02:05 PM
What was that thing I pulled out of the underside of my jaw? Did you put it there?

alien probe, you are the chosen one, go forth and do things

alexb
07-11-2007, 02:07 PM
...Such as?

philliam
07-11-2007, 02:11 PM
god i dunno, jeez

alexb
07-11-2007, 02:13 PM
This is not what was advertised.

Calorie Mate
07-11-2007, 02:14 PM
I love this.

philliam
07-11-2007, 02:20 PM
i aint your momma alexb get out of my thread

Maggie
07-11-2007, 02:31 PM
i aint your momma alexb get out of my thread

Now you're starting to answer my questions before I even ask them!