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Kishi
02-06-2009, 06:46 PM
Do you like it burnt or light, Tyrants?

Jelly, jam, or marmalade -- and what flavor?

Is stacking scrambled eggs on it poor etiquette, or simply delicious?


Furthermore, can butter and jam coexist...on a single slice?!

Healy
02-06-2009, 06:48 PM
I like it buttered, with maybe some cinnamon sugar sprinkled on. Of course sometimes I eat it with jam or jelly on top, but that's a far rarer occurrence.

mopinks
02-06-2009, 06:48 PM
lightly toasted, peanut butter and honey, light sprinkling of kosher salt

just remember to apply the peanut butter while the toast is still warm or all is lost.

Oathbreaker
02-06-2009, 06:50 PM
Do you like it burnt or light, Tyrants?

I like it somewhere in the middle, though edging just ever so slightly toward light.

Jelly, jam, or marmalade -- and what flavor?

Jelly, jam, it's all good (though I have yet to try marmalade, somehow). Flavor doesn't matter much either, though I never seemed to enjoy raspberry flavor as much as others.

Is stacking scrambled eggs on it poor etiquette, or simply delicious?

Simply delicious.


Furthermore, can butter and jam coexist...on a single slice?!

Absolutely, though it seems a bit of an acquired taste around here. Admittedly, I'm too lazy to put them both on most of the time, but when I do it's perfectly fine.

I'm allergic to peanuts and all things peanut-related. :(

Ample Vigour
02-06-2009, 06:58 PM
There is a toast for each situation.

Snack toast is toasted lightly, buttered thinly and loaded down with potent marmalade or fruit spread.

Breakfast toast is to be toasted to a robust, crunchy texture, spread thick with butter and then folded and dipped into runny yolks.

Peanut butter toast is the crunchiest of toast, because it must hold fiery heat long enough to melt the peanut butter into every nook and cranny.

You must have a sufficiency of milk in the house, or all toast preparation is wasted.

UnChocolate
02-06-2009, 07:00 PM
Ample Vigour is my long-lost family relative, is what I have deduced from his post.

KCar
02-06-2009, 07:01 PM
I invented a toast once: you raise a glass and say "May none of your exes recover gracefully."

Am I doing it wrong?

pence
02-06-2009, 07:02 PM
Toast until browned, possibly dark on the edge that was at the bottom of the toaster. Apply faux-butter such as country crock or ICBINB. Finish with cinnamon sugar. Regular butter is also acceptable.

PapillonReel
02-06-2009, 07:03 PM
Lightly toasted, two slices, with peanut butter and blueberry jam in-between.

Accept no substitutes.

Torgo
02-06-2009, 07:04 PM
Peanut butter on toast is a staple of mine (toasted a nice, golden brown). With a big glass of milk, few things are so simple yet so satisfying.

Eggs require a starch to go with it. While rice and potatoes are both options for the delicious, buttered toast will always be my first preference. Unless biscuits and gravy is involved. Biscuits and gravy is pretty much the greatest thing ever.

Alixsar
02-06-2009, 07:09 PM
I like my toast toasted. That's about the only thing it requires. You're all taking this a bit too seriously.

Also, fuck butter. Butter is gross.

Edit: Don't fuck butter, please. That's even grosser.

spineshark
02-06-2009, 07:09 PM
Kishi, you're terrible.

I like my toast browned around the edges a little so I know it's not just warm bread, but it's a letdown if it's not still a little soft. The bread we usually have around the house makes lousy toast. I don't have a toaster when I'm not home. There's just no way to win.
Furthermore, can butter and jam coexist...on a single slice?!
I don't understand how this is even a question. Butter makes everything better. I would live a happier life if I ate even more butter. Maybe I should petition the government (doesn't matter which one) so I can marry butter.

ChefCthulhu
02-06-2009, 07:12 PM
Toasted Well (Just before Burnt) with Butter or Apple Butter. Depending on sweet or non-sweet mode.

nunix
02-06-2009, 07:13 PM
Is stacking scrambled eggs on it poor etiquette, or simply delicious?


One of my hangover foods is to fry up a couple of eggs, sunnyside up, in butter in a pan. Remove eggs from pan to plate. Then you toss a couple pieces of bread into the pan to soak up the leftover butter and toast in the process. Then put the eggs on the toast with a slice of cheese and then you eat it!

It is a delicious gooey mess.

Scrambled eggs would be okay but, you know, not as good.

Balrog
02-06-2009, 07:13 PM
Cinnamon toast is king. I like it best out of a toaster oven but if I have to resort to a regular toaster I'll butter the bread before I put it in which freaks out my old lady for some reason.

Peanut butter toast is good every couple months but I couldn't live off it.

Regular old toast is best with tons of butter and burnt all to hell.

Marfy
02-06-2009, 07:23 PM
White bread toasted light with butter, or any kind of bread almost burnt with beans.

Rye toast is also amazing.

nunix
02-06-2009, 07:26 PM
White bread

WRONG.

Kishi
02-06-2009, 07:28 PM
I'm glad this came up: bread types, guys. Do you prefer the rich flavor of wheat, or the unobtrusiveness of white?

Is rye really okay? Dare you pumpernickel?

Figure Four
02-06-2009, 07:40 PM
My typical toast is a medium toast (crispy all over, some dark spots but never burnt) with some butter. If it's available some jam would be appreciated (raspberry or blackberry preferred).

If I'm cooking up pasta and I'll butter the toast before toasting and sprinkle on some granulated garlic. The trick is to use your knife to spread around the garlic after you sprinkle it on the bread so you get a nice even flavor.

Also, wheat bread every time. White is fine if you're talking rolls or loaves from a bakery but when you're buying pre-sliced sandwich bread it's got to be wheat.

spineshark
02-06-2009, 07:41 PM
Rye bread is the greatest. Certainly something of an acquired taste, but once I started to like it, I could enjoy it with practically anything. Including butter and jam! Wheat bread is what I've always got, though as I've already complained, despite tasting good, the stuff my mom gets at home is too stiff and dense for me to enjoy as toast, and sandwiches are kind of a roll of the dice.

White bread is too much like cannibalism for me. Kind of like that old joke about nuts, but in this case, it's just wrong for me to consume something so devoid of substance or flavor. I don't care for the taste or texture anyway.

Torgo
02-06-2009, 07:41 PM
My store has a perpetual special on a local bakery's plain ol' white and wheat* breads for two bucks a loaf, so I buy that. It's fresh, fairly decent quality, and way cheaper then anything else on the market around here. Seriously, you're looking at three or four dollars a loaf on anything else, and that's when it's on sale.

*I'm not really sure that the generic variety of "wheat" that's pretty much like brown white bread counts all that much.

q 3
02-06-2009, 08:06 PM
Wheat bread with olive oil. It is delicious and it is good for you so there is really no reason not to do it.

Balrog
02-06-2009, 08:31 PM
White if it's toasted, wheat if it's plain like on a sammich.

R^2
02-06-2009, 08:31 PM
Toast is made for topping. Just about anything can go on top and make it more delicious.

By this theory, the most delicious thing you can eat is the tallest stack of toast you can fit into your mouth.

...hang on guys brb

demonkoala
02-06-2009, 08:52 PM
I am all for the light.
and MARMALADE omgz

Peanut butter and vegemite and cheese are also really good things to put on toast. Baked beans are good too. I only really use eggs when making an egg sandwhich with my bread.

Jam and butter can coexist. I approve, especially when I have marmalade. My favorite butter I've used was some olive butter I had in India. That will not work unfortunately.

I also strongly agree with Ample Vigour's taste.

mopinks
02-06-2009, 08:59 PM
toast + runny yolks

the finest thing.

VorpalEdge
02-06-2009, 09:12 PM
Toasted bagels + cream cheese > toast

Healy
02-06-2009, 09:32 PM
Guys this thread made me so hungry that I made some toast and I'm eating it right now

Delicious

Aquadeo
02-06-2009, 09:38 PM
egg + toast = breakfast
jam + toast = snacktime
pumpernickel/dark rye + honey = victory

But! What about mixing a little jammiwam with the eggiwegg? Personally, I think that's a breakfast horrorshow, but maybe it's just me.

Aleryn
02-06-2009, 09:50 PM
Multigrain bread plus apricot preserves, nice simple and delicious.

BEAT
02-06-2009, 09:53 PM
I am not picky about the type of bread.

However, the best toast is lightly toasted, and is served with apple Jam. This is a FACT.

KCar
02-06-2009, 09:54 PM
I'm not averse to spicing things up with Sourdough toast with eggs.

Torgo
02-06-2009, 10:19 PM
Ah, sourdough. While I can't claim to be the hugest fan, I certainly appreciate it much more then I did growing up. Best toasted, buttered, and served with eggs and sausage.

Ample Vigour
02-06-2009, 10:42 PM
I'm not averse to spicing things up with Sourdough toast with eggs.

Sourdough toast is the toast of hard men living hard lives. Scrooge McDuck would smear blackstrap molasses on it and dream of better days.

pence
02-07-2009, 12:09 AM
Hey guys.

Guys.

http://i39.tinypic.com/mcq5g7.jpg

Nobuyuki
02-07-2009, 12:17 AM
Nutella is proof of a loving god.

Ample Vigour
02-07-2009, 12:26 AM
I have made nutella sandwiches using chocolate chip cookies as bread. I knew then I could never have it in my own home, lest I die.

Torgo
02-07-2009, 12:32 AM
I have never seen this nutella before, but I am intrigued.

ChefCthulhu
02-07-2009, 12:36 AM
I have never seen this nutella before, but I am intrigued.

DO NOT TURN TO THE NUTELLA SIDE!

It brings nothing but pain and misery to all around you. Shortly after your first taste you'll find yourself in the gutter by the bridge shaking from withdrawls. Then some dirty old hobo will come along and offer you just one more teaspon of the delicious spread. However the cost will be "services" that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

DO NOT DO IT MY FRIEND! For the sake of your family and friends DO NOT DO IT!!!

Aquadeo
02-07-2009, 01:20 AM
Yeah, Nutella is one of the few foods which could actually cause me to overeat to my death, Nethack-style. I would be sitting there, sweat upon my brow, heartbeat faint and irregular, barely able to bring another spoonful to my lips -- and I would do so.

Seriously, if you're going to try Nutella, at least make a Nutella party out of it with your friends, so that you'll only risk eating one-sixth of an entire jar in a sitting.

Makkara
02-07-2009, 01:26 AM
I have never seen this nutella before, but I am intrigued.

Nutella is chocolate you can put on bread and pretend it's still food.

Torgo
02-07-2009, 01:38 AM
Sounds delicious.

Wolfgang
02-07-2009, 01:43 AM
This couldn't wait until morning. Or, later in the morning.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/multimoog/artwork/toast.jpg

Ample Vigour
02-07-2009, 03:43 AM
This couldn't wait until morning. Or, later in the morning.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/multimoog/artwork/toast.jpg

Yes.

Phantoon
02-07-2009, 04:33 AM
The food of the gods: Nectar, Ambrosia and Nutella.

Wholewheat toasted to a golden brown. Butter on while it's still hot. Delicious. I will occasionally add raspberry jam, nutella or marmite as required.

Another good thing to add to toast, more toast with some bacon in between.

Merus
02-07-2009, 06:21 AM
I have a comic literary fantasy series right over here in which there is an organisation called the Toast Marketing Board. That's what you guys sound like.

In the books, they wind up up being de facto rules of the world, and instituting mandatory toast consumption quotas.

It's that sort of book.

Dizzy
02-07-2009, 06:43 AM
Whole wheat.

I thought this was going to be a thread where we toast/roast each other.

Makkara
02-07-2009, 07:01 AM
I thought this was going to be a thread where we toast/roast each other.

In that case, here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo)

R^2
02-07-2009, 08:54 AM
Former Coworker A: "...you keep Nutella at your desk?"
Former Coworker B: "Yeah. It's good."
A: "No it's not. It's horrible."
B, incredulously: "Have you even had any? Everybody likes Nutella."
A: "Yeah. It's nasty."

At this point they notice I'm listening from the next cube over.

A: "Do you like Nutella?"
Me: "Nutella is something I can't keep in my house."
A: "See? Not everyone likes it."
Me: "No no, you don't understand. If I had Nutella in the house I would probably end up shoveling it straight out of the jar and into my maw with my bare hands."
A: "...oh."

Phantoon
02-07-2009, 09:20 AM
Me: "No no, you don't understand. If I had Nutella in the house I would probably end up shoveling it straight out of the jar and into my maw with my bare hands."

I fail to see the problem with this.

Lumber Baron
02-07-2009, 12:04 PM
Allow me to introduce a few flavor sensations you may not have considered:

- Toast with Kumquat Jam
- Toast with mozzarella cheese and olive oil

I will also introduce a flavor sensation that no one on earth but me would enjoy.

- Toast with butter and six or so whole peppercorns.

spineshark
02-07-2009, 12:10 PM
- Toast with butter and six or so whole peppercorns.
This sounds pretty awesome!

I wish I had read this this morning, I would've eaten it with my eggs.

Oathbreaker
02-07-2009, 12:20 PM
- Toast with butter and six or so whole peppercorns.
This sounds pretty awesome!

I wish I had read this this morning, I would've eaten it with my eggs.



This thing called nutella... I too am intrigued by it and wish to try some. Even if it costs me my life.

mopinks
02-07-2009, 03:44 PM
- Toast with butter and six or so whole peppercorns.

you're a good man.

R^2
02-07-2009, 03:45 PM
I fail to see the problem with this.

I'm fat enough as it is.

Nutella, for the record, is hazelnut butter -- like peanut butter, but filberts instead of goobers -- flavored with chocolate. :9

ravinoff
02-07-2009, 03:56 PM
Ciabatta bread sliced pretty thick, stuck under an oven's broiler until medium brown. Garlic clove liberally rubbed onto hot toasted side as soon as removed from oven.

Captain McAwesome Pants
02-07-2009, 04:57 PM
I prefer lightly toasted white bread, folded over cheese omlettes, with bacon in the middle.

I can just taste that artery clogging goodness now....

mr_bungle700
02-07-2009, 07:25 PM
Rye is never okay, people.

Yes, even with pastrami.

It is never okay.

I prefer lightly toasted white bread, folded over cheese omlettes, with bacon in the middle.

This, on the other hand, is extremely okay.

The ultimate toast, however, is cinnamon raisin. It must be heavily buttered for maximum power levels.

locit
02-07-2009, 07:32 PM
Woah, we're talking about toast!?
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v355/41/4/1551420014/n1551420014_30115174_573.jpg
Toast rocks!

ravinoff
02-07-2009, 07:42 PM
Rye is never okay, people.
The overwhelming awesomeness of the rueben sandwich clearly demonstrates the complete wrongness of this statement.

Edit: rye whiskey is pretty fine as well.

Luana
02-08-2009, 07:44 PM
Toast with Nutella is awesome, and I'm sad that the farmers' market is closed for now because I can't get more of my blackberry habanero jam (http://www.johnsonberryfarm.com/catalog/Gourmet-Pepper-Jam-p-1-c-2.html) (it's online, but still!). I prefer nutty breads, but I've been known to toast up some King's Hawaiian when feeling particularly decadent.

Red Hedgehog
02-08-2009, 08:01 PM
Rye is never okay, people.

Yes, even with pastrami.

It is never okay.

Now I know you're crazy.

Torgo
02-08-2009, 08:13 PM
I think I gotta agree with Sir Bungle on this one: Rye is overrated and not all that great. I'll grant the reuben exception, but aside from that, eh...

mr_bungle700
02-08-2009, 10:46 PM
Now I know you're crazy.

You didn't know that before?

Ample Vigour
02-08-2009, 10:47 PM
Rye is never okay, people.

Yes, even with pastrami.

It is never okay.

You so wrong.

demonkoala
02-08-2009, 10:54 PM
Nutella on rye. Yeah.

Sanagi
02-08-2009, 11:08 PM
Toast is so overrated. I give it a 6.75/10.

mugenkokoro
02-10-2009, 01:31 AM
Nutella and peanut butter on wheat, one slice of each.

I also really like peanut butter toast with apple sauce. I ate that almost every morning during high school.

I'd also like to mention that I almost refuse to eat eggs of any kind without toast. Eggs NEED that toast...they go to a whole other level.

Finally, garlic toast rocks, and is best used to mop up excess tomato sauce after eating pasta.

locit
02-10-2009, 06:40 AM
Hey, you know what's not good on toast. Marmite.

Marmite is bad on toast.

Rai
02-10-2009, 07:13 AM
I only eat my toast one way. A way that is family tradition.

Peanut butter and ketchup.

It is an oddly delicious combination.

Balrog
02-10-2009, 07:15 AM
VEGEMITE

SlimJimm
02-10-2009, 11:43 AM
I like the Virgin Mary on my toast.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40534000/jpg/_40534689_toastie-afp203.jpg

Makkara
02-10-2009, 11:55 AM
I like the Virgin Mary on my toast.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40534000/jpg/_40534689_toastie-afp203.jpg

That is clearly Greta Garbo.

Dizzy
02-10-2009, 12:09 PM
Let's see some picture comparisons, because that could be another screen mistress like Marlene Dietrich.

Nicholai
02-10-2009, 12:18 PM
Whole wheat toast with peanut butter or plain butter. I usually toast all my sandwiches too so there is that.

I love toast, but I prefer the English muffin or bagel for my morning enjoyment.

demonkoala
02-10-2009, 12:35 PM
Marmite is bad on toast.
Marmite sucks.
Vegemite rocks.

mr_bungle700
02-10-2009, 01:05 PM
I love toast, but I prefer the English muffin or bagel for my morning enjoyment.

Now we're treading into a whole new territory.

Bagels or English muffins? Which is superior?

My vote goes to bagels on account of delicious blueberry bagels.

Sheana
02-10-2009, 01:20 PM
Bagels are one of God's gifts to man. Few things make me as happy as a good bagel with a generous portion of cream cheese on top.

Red Hedgehog
02-10-2009, 01:24 PM
My vote goes to bagels on account of delicious blueberry bagels.

Man, bungle, you just keep getting wronger every day. I mean, sure bagels over english muffins (assuming the bagels are of sufficient quality), but the only people who eat blueberry bagels are those who don't know any better.

mr_bungle700
02-10-2009, 01:26 PM
I'm a rebel, is what I am.

Ample Vigour
02-10-2009, 02:44 PM
delicious blueberry bagels

pence
02-10-2009, 04:08 PM
Delicious everything bagels with chive cream cheese. If it doesn't make your kisses toxic, it's not strong enough.

mr_bungle700
02-10-2009, 05:07 PM
Okay, here's where I really alienate everyone.

I can't stand cream cheese.

Torgo
02-10-2009, 05:28 PM
I can't stand cream cheese.
This means you probably don't like cheesecake, which is sheer and utter madness.

Brickroad
02-10-2009, 05:45 PM
In my absence I missed the toast thread.

You guys have no idea how blissfully happy it makes me to know Talking Time has an active toast thread. It makes perfect sense if you squint your brain a little.

Dizzy
02-10-2009, 05:51 PM
Delicious bagels with a variety of creams and bread?

That's the white flag right there. Nothing more can be discussed meaningfully. From here on out posts will resemble amateur porn moaning.

UnChocolate
02-10-2009, 06:39 PM
Okay, here's where I really alienate everyone.

I can't stand cream cheese.

PRO TIP: Cream cheese is the source of all that is good.

demonkoala
02-10-2009, 06:50 PM
I can't stand cream cheese.

I hate a lot of cheeses that were born in America...but I do like cream cheese. (Well, I guess Europe has their cream cheeses too, but those are a whole other beast).

Anyhow, this is the best toast:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7980/1234254078300ik6.jpg

Dizzy
02-10-2009, 06:51 PM
AHHH! Motherfucker...

Azar
02-10-2009, 06:56 PM
I keep it simple: good wheat bread toasted to the point of noticeable browning and topped with butter or grape jelly. On bagels or english muffins I'll spring for cream cheese, which is especially delicious in the whipped variety.

And I've been known to use honey instead of any of the above from time to time.

mr_bungle700
02-10-2009, 07:28 PM
This means you probably don't like cheesecake, which is sheer and utter madness.

Cheesecake is alright, but I don't particularly love it.

mopinks
02-10-2009, 08:01 PM
I can't stand cream cheese.

what the hell

nunix
02-10-2009, 08:07 PM
what the hell

It is the only sense that bungle has shown so far; cream cheese is, in fact, terrible.

mopinks
02-10-2009, 08:18 PM
I'd heard rumors that people like you existed, but I never believed it could really be so.

nunix
02-10-2009, 08:23 PM
Oh we exist, mopinks.

We watch, and we wait.. for the day when our breads will no longer be smothered under such ignominy, and cream cheese can be scourged from the Earth in the fires of good taste!

mr_bungle700
02-10-2009, 08:57 PM
We walk a lonely road, nunix. A lonely road indeed.

spineshark
02-10-2009, 09:00 PM
I wasn't sure about you after the rye thing, bungle, but we're definitely on the same side again here.

Wolfgang
02-10-2009, 09:05 PM
Here's to holly and ivy hanging up,
And to something wet in every cup.






Anybody do that gag yet?

nunix
02-10-2009, 09:09 PM
The internet has made that toast way worse than it should be.

Wolfgang
02-10-2009, 09:12 PM
ooooohhhhhh noooooooooo

VorpalEdge
02-10-2009, 09:15 PM
I wasn't sure about you after the rye thing, bungle, but we're definitely on the same side again here.

I thought we were friends. :(

No longer!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go toast a bagel and apply some spectacularly good cream cheese.

Marfy
02-11-2009, 05:32 PM
You guys, the Good Eats episode about toast is on. It's going to be awesome.

ravinoff
02-11-2009, 05:38 PM
You guys, the Good Eats episode about toast is on. It's going to be awesome.

Every Good Eats episode is awesome.

UnChocolate
02-11-2009, 07:44 PM
Every Good Eats episode is so awesome.

ravinoff
02-11-2009, 07:52 PM
Every Good Eats episode is awesome.

Alton Brown lives somewhere around here and I bought girl scout cookies from him once. He, his daughter and bunch of other girl scouts and moms were selling cookies in front of a grocery store. I walked out of the store with a six pack of beer and a pizza and he remarked "Pizza. Beer. You sir look like you need some cookies."

That was pretty cool.

PatientBeast
02-12-2009, 06:56 PM
Alton Brown lives somewhere around here and I bought girl scout cookies from him once. He, his daughter and bunch of other girl scouts and moms were selling cookies in front of a grocery store. I walked out of the store with a six pack of beer and a pizza and he remarked "Pizza. Beer. You sir look like you need some cookies."

That was pretty cool.

That's awesome. =)

I own his cookbook, and for the first time in a long time I actually want to cook something from a cookbook.

nunix
02-12-2009, 07:13 PM
That's awesome. =)

I own his cookbook, and for the first time in a long time I actually want to cook something from a cookbook.

The nice thing is that you don't even need to use the recipes. I've used the "stations of the dredge" as my basic fish-frying method for some years now, and it always turns out excellent.

Paul le Fou
02-12-2009, 11:21 PM
Rye toast with butter is a sensation from my childhood. If you're unfortunate enough to be near whitebread, butter and cinnamon sugar can save it. Peanut butter on anything. Nutella on the peanut butter, or by itself! Jam/jelly/preserves/whatever.


Although I tell you what. I prefer non-toasted bread with butter to toast, generally. Unless I've got eggs onhand, in which case, non-toast would be madness.
The real purpose of toast is for sandwiches. Toasted bread makes any sandwich better.


The best bread: oatnut bread.


Oh and cream cheese is wonderful. I eat it on triscuits in addition to bagels!

Adrenaline
02-12-2009, 11:45 PM
I like my toast like my women, dark and covered in butter.

Ample Vigour
02-12-2009, 11:57 PM
The real purpose of toast is for sandwiches. Toasted bread makes any sandwich better.

My raw and shredded gumline tells me you're a danger to yourself and others.

Wolfgang
02-13-2009, 12:03 AM
I like my toast like my women, dark and covered in butter.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/multimoog/facepalm.jpg

Disposable Ninja
02-13-2009, 12:09 AM
The best kind of toast is frog. duh.

Red Hedgehog
02-13-2009, 10:09 AM
My raw and shredded gumline tells me you're a danger to yourself and others.

Word.

mr_bungle700
02-13-2009, 01:46 PM
Tuna on toast is infinitely better than tuna on soft, squishy bread. The toastiness adds entirely new stratospheres of flavor and texture.

nunix
02-13-2009, 01:50 PM
However, tuna is a terrible, terrible thing to eat, so really all you've done is desecrate the toast. Nice going, bungle, you're going to burn in hell for that.

Dizzy
02-13-2009, 01:59 PM
facepalm

I thought that line was hot.

Lately I've been taking toasted bread, dipping it into mayo and eating it. Yum!

mr_bungle700
02-13-2009, 02:29 PM
However, tuna is a terrible, terrible thing to eat, so really all you've done is desecrate the toast. Nice going, bungle, you're going to burn in hell for that.

But I will burn in hell with a belly full of delicious tuna!

And mercury.

Wolfgang
02-13-2009, 03:27 PM
But I will burn in hell with a belly full of delicious tuna!

+1! +1 so hard!

More like nunix will burn for not tasting of the God Fish, partaking of the flesh of the only truly righteous mayo-based salad. Repent! Repent! Even if you have to do it New England style and use Miracle Whip in place of mayo. That's the only way I'd eat it as a kid, so it must have something going for it.

Torgo
02-13-2009, 03:35 PM
I love tuna so, so much, but I have to be careful: It likes to give me heartburn!

Dizzy
02-13-2009, 03:38 PM
I love tuna so, so much, but I have to be careful: It likes to give me heartburn!

Wow, I thought tuna was a good source of protein and Omega-3 fatty acids. Those canisters are lying to me.

Phantoon
02-13-2009, 03:48 PM
Tuna's fantastic. Not on toast, though. Add vinegar or salad cream for deliciousness.

Wolfgang
02-13-2009, 03:50 PM
Tuna's fantastic. Not on toast, though. Add vinegar or salad cream ie. Miracle Whip for deliciousness.

See?

mr_bungle700
02-13-2009, 03:50 PM
I love tuna so, so much, but I have to be careful: It likes to give me heartburn!

It has this effect on me too. However, the risk of massive chest pain is a small price to pay for partaking of the God Fish.

Torgo
02-13-2009, 03:51 PM
Tuna's fantastic. Not on toast, though. Add vinegar or salad cream for deliciousness.
What? Tuna salad on toast is one of the finest creations man has invented.

Also, what is salad cream, exactly?

EDIT: Miracle Whip? Seriously? Unless you're using it to, say, fry chicken, that stuff is absolutely vile.

Phantoon
02-13-2009, 04:14 PM
Not sure that Miracle Whip's quite the same. Salad cream really works, but you'll probably have to trust me on this...

Wolfgang
02-13-2009, 04:14 PM
EDIT: Miracle Whip? Seriously? Unless you're using it to, say, fry chicken, that stuff is absolutely vile.

It is vile, except with tuna, inexplicably. The sweet tang melds with the mild fishy gaminess in a way that shouldn't be good at all but somehow is. Who knew?

spineshark
02-13-2009, 04:14 PM
I'm pretty sure having one bite of tuna when I was about four years old is one of the biggest factors to my continuous state of being a vegetarian. I could not stomach that at all.

Torgo
02-13-2009, 04:17 PM
Not sure that Miracle Whip's quite the same. Salad cream really works, but you'll probably have to trust me on this...
Wikipedia summarizes salad cream thusly...

Salad cream is a creamy, yellow condiment similar to mayonnaise, traditionally consisting of boiled egg yolks, mustard, vinegar and cream. It is most popular in the United Kingdom, where it is used as a salad dressing, and also as a sandwich spread.
Is this accurate? If so, I'm not sure I'll have to take your word on it for long because that sounds phenomenal and I need to find some way to try it. I'll make it myself, if need be.

Phantoon
02-13-2009, 04:21 PM
Wikipedia is 100% correct on this. It's great with tuna.

nunix
02-13-2009, 04:32 PM
+1! +1 so hard!

More like nunix will burn for not tasting of the God Fish, partaking of the flesh of the only truly righteous mayo-based salad. Repent! Repent! Even if you have to do it New England style and use Miracle Whip in place of mayo. That's the only way I'd eat it as a kid, so it must have something going for it.

Mayo is a crime against god and man.

The best fish is salmon.

You are wrong so many times.

it is two times

Wolfgang
02-13-2009, 04:35 PM
You know what eats a lot of salmon? Bears. You know what eats a lot of tuna sandwiches? People. You wanna be a bear or a people? Make your choice.

Phantoon
02-13-2009, 04:37 PM
You know what eats a lot of salmon? Bears. You know what eats a lot of tuna sandwiches? People. You wanna be a bear or a people? Make your choice.

Why do you have to make things difficult?

Torgo
02-13-2009, 04:40 PM
Salmon is pretty delicious though.

nunix
02-13-2009, 04:43 PM
You know what eats a lot of salmon? Bears. You know what eats a lot of tuna sandwiches? People. You wanna be a bear or a people? Make your choice.

The trouble with that is the gays have taken "bear" and done questionable things with it. If you say, "Man, I love bears!~" then maybe you will get a tap on your shoulder somewhere and you will not see a bear but a man who is very interested in what you have to say.

Bearing that in mind:
http://climateprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/polar-bear-tongue.jpeg
http://findsalmon.com/images/SH_Bear_fish_2L.jpg
http://bp3.blogger.com/_0i5o1XIcOIw/RtJSQUZyCLI/AAAAAAAAAE8/P1Hz2CIQ_b8/s400/bear&fish.jpg

DemoWeasel
02-13-2009, 05:02 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/10/27/ari_tev.jpg

nomnom.

nunix
02-13-2009, 05:06 PM
Pence sure likes toast, huh?

Dizzy
02-13-2009, 05:09 PM
nomnom.

Nice.

mopinks
02-13-2009, 05:10 PM
I really don't like tuna, but sometimes I just want tuna.

it's the hot dogs of the sea.

Ample Vigour
02-13-2009, 06:56 PM
Looks like Pen-

Pence sure likes toast, huh?

Always a step ahead of me!

Torgo
02-13-2009, 07:12 PM
I really don't like tuna, but sometimes I just want tuna.

it's the hot dogs of the sea.
Your statement belittles the awesomeness of both tuna and hot dogs.

pence
02-25-2009, 04:04 PM
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/10/27/ari_tev.jpg

nomnom.

Man, I sure like t-

*looks up the thread*

Damn, am I ever late for that one!