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thomp538
01-24-2010, 08:48 PM
Sorry if this has been posted before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yumMoemWEA&feature=player_embedded

Daikaiju
01-25-2010, 04:59 AM
What does a Calorie Mate* taste like anyways? For some reason, I'm thinking shortbread.

*the bar not then TT'er. I know he tastes like 8-bit.

Paul le Fou
01-25-2010, 07:18 AM
I actually eat calorie mate for breakfast whenever I don't have time to eat breakfast at home and have to scarf in the car. Well that and an apple.

It tastes kind of like a dense dry shortbread or a thick cookie, but not as sweet. The maple flavor is great, chocolate is mediocre, cheese tastes like nothing, and "fruits" tastes like grass and weedkiller.

MCBanjoMike
01-25-2010, 07:21 AM
The maple flavor is gross, chocolate is decent, cheese tastes like horror.

Note that I actually kind of like the cheese flavored ones, but there is something really terrifying about their flavor. It is not of this world.

Daikaiju
01-25-2010, 09:34 AM
How odd. Japanese snack masters are usually much better at replicating flavors.

Sven
01-25-2010, 09:39 AM
But who is the Calorie Mate working for?

dangerhelvetica
01-25-2010, 10:05 AM
... was unbelievably tasty.

Calorie Mate
01-25-2010, 10:13 AM
What does a Calorie Mate* taste like anyways? For some reason, I'm thinking shortbread.

*the bar not then TT'er. I know he tastes like 8-bit.

I love that description.


Also, uh, Calorie Mates taste pretty awful. I've heard good things about the potato flavor, though.

Kishi
01-25-2010, 10:17 AM
Also, uh, Calorie Mates taste pretty awful.

Yes, but you can stay alert twenty-four hours a day.

Macchan, I can't eat that now!

Tomm Guycot
01-25-2010, 11:04 AM
There's a maple flavor now!?

Tomm Guycot must Japan.

Daikaiju
01-25-2010, 12:00 PM
Japan's a verb now? Alert OXFORD!

shivam
01-25-2010, 12:04 PM
How odd. Japanese snack masters are usually much better at replicating flavors.

it's not a snack, though. it's an energy bar, and energy supplements in japan are universally awful.

Posaune
01-25-2010, 02:36 PM
Also, uh, Calorie Mates taste pretty awful..

Gotta eat more pineapples, bro. I'm sorry everyone.

Calorie Mate
01-25-2010, 04:02 PM
I hate that I immediately knew what that meant. Also I LOVE pinneapples, so there.

Sven
01-25-2010, 04:48 PM
Japan's a verb now? Alert OXFORD!

Japan's not a verb, it's a state of mind.

Jeanie
01-25-2010, 04:54 PM
Japan's a verb now? Alert OXFORD!

Japan's not a verb, it's a state of mind.

http://pushingthesky.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ch-verbing.jpg