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TirMcDohl
06-21-2011, 09:37 PM
THIS GAME IS OVER!!

The Winner is...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pc/162.jpg
Buge!

Alright, here we go! Going to use a random.org thing to generate turn order!

First, the players and their generals:
For TirMcDohl, the Ultimate Warrior...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/nph/128.jpg

For Buge, the only elf more awesome than a bunch of trees (http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cstd/40.jpg)...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pc/162.jpg

For Wheels, she's a granny with more 'tude than Jon Arbuckle's Granny...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/252.jpg

For Mr. J, the Slayer of Selesnya, the Slaughterer of the Shadowmoor...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/shm/237.jpg

End your post with something like the following:

Life: X
Hand: Y
Battlefield: <insert cards here, seperated by commas and noting tapped ones, counters etc.>
Graveyard: <cards>
Exile: <cards>
Notes: <insert notes, such as 'may have something to do in the next player's upkeep'>

Ideally, I'd like for turns to last no longer than 48 hours, but if you let us know that you will be delayed in your plays, drop us a line, and leave some notes if you intend to do anything.

"Hey, I might be gone when my turn comes up, but I intend to Sensei's Top at the end of Dohl's turn, and if someone swings at me, I'll block with my tokens if they can." or something like that.

And now...the Turn Order!

1. Wheels
2. Buge
3. Mr. J
4. TirMcDohl

Wheels, it's your show, and since we're in multiplayer, you draw on the first turn!

Ready...

http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/04/50/45077_st4_normal.jpg

Traumadore
06-22-2011, 04:26 PM
So what's EDH. I used to play a lot of magic, but this is going over my head a bit.

Mr. J
06-22-2011, 04:40 PM
EDH is basically a slower, multiplayer format. It uses a modified version of the legacy ban list but you can only have 1 copy of a card in your deck (besides basic lands). Every EDH deck has a commander which determines what colors the deck is. Here (http://mtgcommander.net/rules.php)'s the exact rules and here (http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=292487)'s a sample EDH deck list.

Wheels
06-22-2011, 10:30 PM
Sorry, didn't see the new thread at first.

Draw,

drop ebon stronghold (comes into play tapped)

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Ebon Stronghold
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: The most evil auntie in existence

done

TirMcDohl
06-23-2011, 07:23 AM
He's the man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZn16NX20Kg)

... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBwSa2MZFqA)

Büge
06-23-2011, 08:30 AM
Draw,

play forest.

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Forest.
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: Radha.

Done.

Mr. J
06-23-2011, 02:22 PM
Draw,

Play plains,

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/guru/4.jpg

Cast Rhys,

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/shm/237.jpg

Pass the turn.


Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Plains, Rhys the Redeemed
Graveyard: -
Exile: -

Mr. J
06-23-2011, 02:25 PM
Battlefield: Plains <tapped> , Rhys the Redeemed

Wheels
06-23-2011, 02:38 PM
well aren't you special, playing your general on the first turn :P

Mr. J
06-23-2011, 03:08 PM
That's the best part of playing rhys! Even if you draw sol ring you still want to play your general first because you can then play sol ring turn 2 and make a token.

TirMcDohl
06-23-2011, 06:27 PM
Draw a card.

Play a Command Tower.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/269.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Command Tower
Graveyard: -
Exile: -
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXCv12ftT0I)

Wheels
06-24-2011, 09:26 AM
Draw card, play a mountain

end turn

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Ebon Stronghold, Mountain
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: The most evil auntie in existence (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw)

Büge
06-24-2011, 09:34 PM
Draw card.
Play mountain.
Cast Radha.
End turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Forest(t), Mountain(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949).
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Radha stepped out of the shadow of the great tree. She was on the edge of a vast expanse of cracked mud, sun beating down like the eye of some cruel god. There was a sense of anticipation in the air, as if vast forces were being aligned here.

A stiff breeze blew in from the endless, dry field, carrying dust and debris with it. She snapped a hand out, lightning-quick, and caught a few flakes out of the swirling air. Radha knelt and brought them to her nose. Her keen senses detected the smell of old bark, bog peat and dry grass. A grin spread across her face as she let the motes drift away. Someone, or something, was on its way here.

She planned to be ready for it.

Büge
06-26-2011, 10:31 AM
(um, did I kill the thread?)

TirMcDohl
06-26-2011, 10:36 AM
It's Mr. J's turn.

Mr. J
06-26-2011, 12:19 PM
Sorry, in Hawaii and haven't had internet access for a bit x.x


draw

play a forest

pass the turn

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Plains,, forest, Rhys the Redeemed
Graveyard: -
Exile: -

TirMcDohl
06-26-2011, 01:06 PM
Draw a card.

Play Ancient Den.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pch/130.jpg

End Turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Command Tower (http://magiccards.info/query?q=Command+Tower&v=card&s=cname), Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html)
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: N/A
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Wheels
06-26-2011, 02:31 PM
Draw card, play a mountain

tap all three lands, play:

http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAGFAL/goblin_war_drums4.jpg


assuming no counterspells, disenchants:
end turn

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Ebon Stronghold, Mountain, Mountain, Goblin War Drums
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: The most evil auntie in existence

Büge
06-26-2011, 08:46 PM
Untap.
Draw card.
Play Kher Keep.
http://mtgdb.net/_dbimg/TS/275.jpg
End turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Forest(t), Mountain(t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949).
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
06-26-2011, 09:08 PM
Oh, sweet fuck. Kobolds. D:

Lucas
06-26-2011, 10:10 PM
Oh, sweet fuck. Kobolds. :D

Wheels
06-27-2011, 08:13 PM
p.s. I typoed, 6 cards in hand

Mr. J
06-28-2011, 12:30 AM
Draw a card

Play Vitu-Ghazi, the City-Tree

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arc/136.jpg

Pass the turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Plains, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree, forest, Rhys the Redeemed
Graveyard: -
Exile: -

I should have more regular internet after tomorrow. Right now I have to walk through some jungle and over a barbwire fence with my laptop to use the internet.

Kobolds :3

TirMcDohl
06-28-2011, 06:39 AM
Okay! I draw a card.

Play a Mountain.

Tap all three lands I have.

Play Champion's Helm.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/244.jpg

End Turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Command Tower (T), Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Champion's Helm
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: N/A
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Büge
06-28-2011, 01:19 PM
If McDohl gets one more artifact out, he'll have Metalcraft!

D:

Wheels
06-29-2011, 10:42 AM
If McDohl gets one more artifact out, he'll have Metalcraft!

D:

so? what's the big deal with th...

http://d28yjzray7dvaa.cloudfront.net/mtg-cards/new-phyrexia/jor-kadeen-the-prevailer.jpg

oh crap

Wheels
06-29-2011, 10:59 AM
Draw card, play a swamp

tap all four lands to play Auntie


assuming no counterspells,
end turn

Life: 40
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Ebon Stronghold(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Büge
06-29-2011, 06:29 PM
At the end of Wheels's turn, I will tap all three lands to use Kher Keep's ability.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/KoboldManservantToken.jpg

My turn.

Untap.
Draw card.
Play a forest.

http://www.mtgvault.com/images/cards/medium/UNH/Forest.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Forest, Forest, Mountain, Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), one 0/1 Kobold token.
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
06-29-2011, 06:32 PM
ffffffucking John Avon laaaaaaand

D: D: D:

Wheels
06-29-2011, 10:49 PM
but, that Kobold has no one to serve wine to in that empty forest!

Mr. J
06-30-2011, 03:26 AM
End of Buge's turn cycle Krosan Tusker

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/fnmp/42.jpg

Search for a forest and draw a card.

Start my turn, draw a card

Play a forest

Cast Yavimaya Elder (leave plains untapped)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ud/124.jpg

End my turn

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Plains, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 2 x forest <tapped>, Rhys the Redeemed, Yavimaya Elder
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker
Exile: -

TirMcDohl
06-30-2011, 07:58 AM
Untap my stuff.

Draw a card.

Play a plains. (MY OWN JOHN AVON LAND. :mad: )

Tap that plains, Command Tower, and the Ancient Den to play one of the denizens of Taj-Nar:
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/som/12.jpg

This is your chance to counter her or burn her, because my next sorcery-ability is Equip: Champion's Helm on Kemba, giving her +2/+2 and Hexproof (Can't be the target of spells or abilities my opponents control.)

If someone blows her up before the Equip goes off, my turn is over.

If the equip goes off, my turn is over.

Life: 40
Hand: 5
Battlefield: Command Tower (T), Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Kemba, Kha Regent @ Champion's Helm
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: N/A
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

benjibot
06-30-2011, 08:46 AM
Uh-oh. Looks like we've got excellent conditions for a cat-valanche.

Büge
06-30-2011, 10:07 AM
This is your chance to counter her or burn her

Huh. We don't have a single Blue player in the game. Lotsa Red though!

TirMcDohl
06-30-2011, 10:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI

Mr. J
06-30-2011, 10:24 AM
Yeah no cat armies plz. I'll cast swords to plowshares targeting kemba in response to the equip ability.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rv/225.jpg

TirMcDohl
06-30-2011, 11:01 AM
Life: 42
Hand: 5
Battlefield: Command Tower (T), Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Champion's Helm
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Wheels
06-30-2011, 12:35 PM
YES, no cat scratch fever for you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh0iDVsmLqw)

TirMcDohl
06-30-2011, 02:13 PM
Wheels, is your turn.

Wheels
06-30-2011, 08:06 PM
Untap->Upkeep->Draw->Main phase->Attack phase

Swing Wort Mr. J's way

TirMcDohl
06-30-2011, 08:20 PM
Wheels is attacking the dude who Path'd my creature.

This endears him to me somewhat.

http://archer.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/really_happy_weapons_guy.png

Wheels
06-30-2011, 08:36 PM
If this attack goes swimmingly you will not enjoy the post-combat phase is all I'm going to say :P

Mr. J
07-01-2011, 01:07 AM
Can't block wort :P

37 life (3 general damage from wort)

Wheels
07-01-2011, 06:23 AM
Post combat->Tap 2 mountains+swamp

play earwig squad for its prowl cost, targeting TirMcDohl :)

http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAGMOR/earwig_squad.jpg

Wheels
07-01-2011, 07:06 AM
McDohl You can pm me your deck list, and assuming no other responses you can take your turn Buge


Life: 40
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Ebon Stronghold(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence(T), Earwig Squad
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
07-01-2011, 07:32 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

TirMcDohl
07-01-2011, 07:43 AM
Deck List PMed

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

TirMcDohl
07-01-2011, 07:52 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTALVKFZM7FjzMXAwI_vMBRG0OuR-g3CQ4uXIfRzkcwQcTFmRBijw&t=1

Wheels Exiles:
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/som/6.jpg
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ddf/1.jpg
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/roe/6.jpg

Life: 42
Hand: 5
Battlefield: Command Tower (T), Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Champion's Helm
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Büge
07-01-2011, 08:54 AM
At the end of Wheels's turn, I will use Kher Keep.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/KoboldManservantToken.jpg

My turn.

Untap.
Draw card.
Play Tectonic Edge.

http://www.mtgvault.com/images/cards/medium/WWK/Tectonic_Edge.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Forest, Forest, Mountain, Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), two 0/1 Kobold tokens.
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Mr. J
07-01-2011, 02:00 PM
Draw a card

Play a forest

Pass the turn

Life: 37 (3 general damage from wort)
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Plains, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree, 3 x forest, Rhys the Redeemed, Yavimaya Elder
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares
Exile: -

TirMcDohl
07-02-2011, 02:24 AM
Untap.

Draw a card.

Play a Mountain. (ALSO A JOHN AVON LAND)

Tap Mountain, Plains, and Ancient Den.

Play Loxodon Warhammer.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mi/201.jpg

If nothing else, end my turn.

Life: 42
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Champion's Helm, Loxodon Warhammer
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

benjibot
07-02-2011, 06:07 AM
Uh-oh. Giant elephant hammer… which just so happens to be the third artifact.

I kind of really need Earwig Squad.

Wheels
07-02-2011, 09:32 AM
I think I'm about to become enemy #1...

draw, play a mountain, tap all my lands

play:

http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAGPO2/goblin_matron.jpg

searching for and playing:

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/6e/186.jpg

Moving the following to the top of my deck (in this order):
Goblin Ringleader
Goblin Warchief
Goblin Chirugeon
Fodder Launch
Goblin Chieftain
Frogtosser banneret
Mad Auntie
Goblin King
Warren Weirding
Goblin Marshal
Skirk Fire Marshal
Lightning Crafter
Gempalm Incinerator
Stingscourger
Goblin Lookout
Mogg Maniac
Goblin Tinkerer
Knucklebone Witch

Attack: Swing Wort Mr. J's way and the Earwig squad TirMcDohl's way

:-D

current board:

Life: 40
Hand: 5
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Ebon Stronghold(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence(T), Earwig Squad(T), Goblin Matron, Goblin Recruiter
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
07-02-2011, 09:45 AM
Nothing to block with.

Life: 37
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Champion's Helm, Loxodon Warhammer
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Büge
07-02-2011, 10:42 AM
I'm surprised that Wheels didn't bring Squee (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=106473) to the top. Assuming there's one in his deck.

Wheels
07-02-2011, 10:44 AM
I'm surprised that Wheels didn't bring Squee (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=106473) to the top. Assuming there's one in his deck.

There is not, something I need to fix!

Büge
07-02-2011, 12:37 PM
Will Mr. J block? Will Auntie Wort die at the hands of a kindly old druid and a sickly elf warrior to the eternal shame of all goblinkind?

Let's find out!

Mr. J
07-02-2011, 12:50 PM
Will Mr. J block? Will Auntie Wort die at the hands of a kindly old druid and a sickly elf warrior to the eternal shame of all goblinkind?

Let's find out!

Wort has fear so I cant unfortunately

34 life (6 general damage from wort)

Wheels
07-02-2011, 01:00 PM
end turn

Büge
07-02-2011, 08:13 PM
At the end of Wheels's turn, I will use Kher Keep.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/KoboldManservantToken.jpg

My turn.

Untap.
Draw card.
Play Forest.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/303.jpg

Tap all my lands and cast Jedit Ojanen of Efrava.

http://static.manacraze.com/img_full/PC/jedit+ojanen+of+efrava.jpg

Then, regardless of what happens to him, I will tap Radha and return a forest to my hand to cast Firewild Borderpost.

http://www.mtgvault.com/images/cards/medium/ARB/Firewild_Borderpost.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Forest (t), Forest (t), Mountain (t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855) (t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553) (t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974) (t),Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) (t), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344), three 0/1 Kobold tokens.
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Mr. J
07-03-2011, 01:52 PM
End of Buge's turn sac yavimaya elder to draw a card.

Search up 2 plains

Draw a card

Also at the end of Buge's turn I'll make a token with rys

http://magiccards.info/extras/token/shadowmoor/elf-warrior-1.jpg

Begin my turn

Draw a card

Play a plains

Cast Primal Command

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/233.jpg

Putting McDohl's helm on top of his library and making wheels shuffle his graveyard into his library.

End my turn, discarding a plains

Life: 34 (6 general damage from wort)
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Plains, plains <tapped>, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 3 x forest <tapped>, Rhys the Redeemed, 1/1 GW elf warrior token
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains
Exile: -

Wheels
07-03-2011, 09:03 PM
you son of a....

grrrrrr shuffling library

Mr. J
07-03-2011, 11:27 PM
Don't think I wanted to have to do it wheels. You brought this upon yourself, I had much bigger and grander plans for that turn.

Büge
07-05-2011, 01:41 PM
I believe TirMcDohl's up next, but he just started a new job today.

Wheels
07-06-2011, 10:43 AM
He needs to hurry up, I have a Mr. J to swing some goblins at.

TirMcDohl
07-15-2011, 11:12 AM
Sorry about the delay of game, guys. I JUST got my internet connection set back up today. :(

Here we go!

Untap!

Draw my (rumble grumble razzle frazzle) card.

Tap Ancient Den, Plains, and Mountain for Field Marshal.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/10e/15.jpg

End turn.

---
Life: 37
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain, Mountain (T), Plains (T), Loxodon Warhammer, Field Marshal
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Büge
07-15-2011, 07:40 PM
I hope I'm not the only one who kept a record of what they had in their hand.

Or even kept their hand.

Mr. J
07-15-2011, 10:43 PM
I still have that stuff written down. I also just realized that I forgot to list the elder in my graveyard in my last turn.

TirMcDohl
07-16-2011, 12:27 AM
The way I stuffed my deck back in the box, I was able to tell what I had in hand.

Also, hay auntie. The Nostalgia Critic has something he'd like to say to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDvA0Q0evzQ

Wheels
07-17-2011, 12:21 AM
untap upkeep draw, tap a mountain and play goblin chirurgeon

attack Mr. J with all (save the chirurgeon of course)

Mr. J
07-17-2011, 12:51 AM
Block the earwig squad withe rhys and a token

Life: 29 (9 general damage from wort)
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Plains, plains <tapped>, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 3 x forest <tapped>, Rhys the Redeemed, 1/1 GW elf warrior token
Graveyard: Yavimaya Elder, Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains
Command Zone: Rhys (cast once)
Exile: -

Wheels
07-17-2011, 07:48 AM
Sac the goblin recruiter to goblin churirgeon to put a regeneration shield on the earwig squad (post combat, I just want it in the graveyard).

play a mountain and end turn

Life: 40
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Mountain, Swamp(T), Ebon Stronghold(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence(T), Earwig Squad(T), Goblin Matron, Goblin Churirgeon
Graveyard: Goblin Recruiter
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Büge
07-17-2011, 11:53 AM
My turn.

Untap.
Draw card.

Main Phase 1:
Play Forest.

http://www.mtgcombos.com/images/cards/ra/forest_306.jpg

Tap the borderpost and all three forests to cast Red Sun's Zenith on the Earwig Squad.

http://card.mtgdeckbuilder.net/MIB/74.jpg

Life: 40
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Forest (t), Forest (t), Forest (t), Mountain, Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974) (t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344), three 0/1 Kobold tokens.
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

(awaiting response, if any)

TirMcDohl
07-17-2011, 12:47 PM
No argument here!

Mr. J
07-17-2011, 03:24 PM
buge is good person :D

TirMcDohl
07-17-2011, 06:26 PM
http://www.theonering.com/images/medialibrary/blood%20has%20been%20spilt.jpeg
"A red sun rises...blood has been spilled this night.

Mr. J
07-17-2011, 08:20 PM
I'm just curious if wheels knows how this works :P

Wheels
07-18-2011, 08:59 AM
Wheels will respond by sacking the earwig squad to put a regeneration shield on the auntie.

:D

Büge
07-18-2011, 02:38 PM
Okay. Zenith shuffles in, and I move on to the combat phase.

I will swing at Wheels with Jedit. His ability gives me a 2/2 Cat Warrior token with forestwalk.

http://static.manacraze.com/img_full/LG/cat+warriors.jpg

That's the last thing I'm doing on my turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Forest (t), Forest (t), Forest (t), Mountain, Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974) (t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344) (t), three 0/1 Kobold tokens, one 2/2 Cat Warrior token.
Graveyard: nil
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Wheels
07-18-2011, 02:53 PM
hey Zenith does not shuffle in, it fizzles since it no longer has a target!

life= 35 (5 Jedit General damage)

Mr. J
07-18-2011, 03:30 PM
Begin my turn,

draw

play Krosan Verge

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ju/141.jpg

Play Sun Titan

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ptc/45.jpg

Return Yavimaya elder to play.

E- If anyone has any responses I'm still going to pass my turn.

End my turn

Life: 29 (9 general damage from wort)
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Yavimaya Elder, Sun Titan, 2 x plains <tapped>, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 3 x forest <tapped>, Krosan Verge <tapped>
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains
Command Zone: Rhys (cast once)
Exile: -

benjibot
07-18-2011, 03:49 PM
life= 35 (5 Jedit General damage)

Jedit isn't a General.

Büge
07-18-2011, 04:20 PM
hey Zenith does not shuffle in, it fizzles since it no longer has a target!


Oops.

Life: 40
Hand: 5
Battlefield: Forest (t), Forest (t), Forest (t), Mountain, Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974) (t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344) (t), three 0/1 Kobold tokens, one 2/2 Cat Warrior token.
Graveyard: Red Sun's Zenith (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221558)
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
07-18-2011, 05:16 PM
Untap.

Draw.

Drop a Plains.

Tap 2 Plains and Ancient den to play
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/som/208.jpg

Buge, I promise not to swing at the equipped dude with you as long as either of the others are still in the game, though I don't know how long I'll stay in. :/

Anybody got any objections with me equipping the sword to my Field Marshal? Cuz that's all I'm doing for my turn.

---


Life: 37
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain, Mountain, Plains (T), Plains (T), Loxodon Warhammer, Field Marshal, Sword of Body and Mind
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Büge
07-18-2011, 05:42 PM
I agree to your terms, TmcD.

Why would you not stay in the game?

TirMcDohl
07-18-2011, 05:55 PM
Getting cockpunched in to oblivion comes to mind.

Mr. J
07-18-2011, 06:43 PM
I think we're all mostly worried about wheels who's about to re-stack his deck with a goblin recruiter.

Wheels
07-18-2011, 07:06 PM
I think we're all mostly worried about wheels who's about to re-stack his deck with a goblin recruiter.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/699740-monocle_large.jpg


yes....YESSSSS.....ALL of the goblins mwhahahahaha

TirMcDohl
07-18-2011, 07:09 PM
Yeah, I kinda wish this Body and Mind was a War and Peace right now.

TirMcDohl
07-18-2011, 07:13 PM
Okay, since nobody seems to have posted argument regarding my intention to equip, I'm gonna say it resolves and I'm gonna end my turn there.

Hey, guys. You know what you should do? Make it so I can punch him the next time he Recruiters and I can mill all of his goblins in to the graveyard! :D :D :D

(Note: THIS IS A BAD IDEA. DO NOT DO THIS THING.)

---
Life: 37
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Plains (T), Loxodon Warhammer, Field Marshal @ Sword of Body and Mind
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Büge
07-18-2011, 09:26 PM
Yeah, I kinda wish this Body and Mind was a War and Peace right now.

Oh come on, you can wish bigger than that. (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=46429)

TirMcDohl
07-19-2011, 05:18 AM
See, but I actually HAVE a War and Peace in the deck.

and all three of the new swords I have in this deck are shiny.

Wheels
07-19-2011, 02:24 PM
untap

during upkeep use Auntie's ability to return the recruiter to my hand

draw

main phase:

drop a swamp, tap a mountain and swamp to play the recruiter, putting the following on top:

Goblin Ringleader
Goblin Warchief
Goblin Chieftain
Frogtosser banneret
Mad Auntie
Goblin King
Warren Weirding
Goblin Marshal
Skirk Fire Marshal
Lightning Crafter
Gempalm Incinerator
Stingscourger
Goblin Lookout
Mogg Maniac
Goblin Tinkerer
Knucklebone Witch

attack phase- swing wart at Mr. J

TirMcDohl
07-19-2011, 05:37 PM
Is anyone else tired of him stacking his deck? Cause I am.

Mr. J
07-19-2011, 09:33 PM
In response I will grumble.

Life: 26 (12 general damage from wort)
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Yavimaya Elder, Sun Titan, 2 x plains <tapped>, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 3 x forest <tapped>, Krosan Verge <tapped>
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains
Command Zone: Rhys (cast once)
Exile: -

Wheels
07-20-2011, 12:14 PM
post-combat tap the remainder of my lands

play fodder launch

http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAGLOR/fodder_launch.jpg

sacking the recruiter and targeting the sun titan

and then to finish it off:

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/194.jpg

End turn laughing evilly

Life: 35
Hand: 2
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Swamp(T), Ebon Stronghold(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence(T), Goblin Matron, Goblin Churirgeon
Graveyard: Goblin Recruiter, Earwig Squad, tarfire, fodder launch
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

benjibot
07-20-2011, 01:23 PM
I know you guys are hating this, but it warms my heart to see Auntie run roughshod. The last time I played her I never had her out for two turns because everyone kept nuking the board.

TirMcDohl
07-20-2011, 04:53 PM
Yeah, guys?

Murder him.

Büge
07-20-2011, 10:30 PM
Working on it!

End of Wheels' turn, tap my remaining lands and make a Kobold token.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/KoboldManservantToken.jpg

My turn.
Untap.
Draw.

Play a forest.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/10e/383.jpg

Tap Kher Keep, Borderpost, Mountain, Forest, Forest.

Cast Asceticism.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/som/110.jpg

Combat Phase
I swing with Jedit and the Cat Warrior at Wheels. I get another Cat Warrior token.

http://static.manacraze.com/img_full/LG/cat+warriors.jpg

Life: 40
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest, Forest, Mountain(t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344)(t), four 0/1 Kobold tokens, two 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens (one tapped).
Graveyard: Red Sun's Zenith (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221558)
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Wheels
07-20-2011, 11:23 PM
Chump block with the Matron

Büge
07-21-2011, 07:48 AM
What are you blocking, Jedit or the token?

Wheels
07-21-2011, 08:12 AM
What are you blocking, Jedit or the token?

err Jedit, sorry

Life: 33

Büge
07-21-2011, 09:56 AM
Then that will conclude my turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest, Forest, Mountain(t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344)(t), four 0/1 Kobold tokens, two 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens (one tapped).
Graveyard: Red Sun's Zenith (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221558)
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Mr. J
07-21-2011, 03:53 PM
Start my turn

Draw

Play a Brushland

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/7e/326.jpg

Play Green Sun's Zenith for 6 (x=5), any response?

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mbs/81.jpg

Wheels
07-21-2011, 04:19 PM
yes, wheels will thoughtfully scratch his chin at what you could be searching for

TirMcDohl
07-21-2011, 05:14 PM
Search away./

I'd call you "Searchy", but Wheels has already earned that.

Mr. J
07-21-2011, 05:37 PM
Grab a seedborn muse

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/le/138.jpg

Play Sylvan Library (I'm grabbing the MODO version because it's the most accurate regarding it's actual wording)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/med/133.jpg

End my turn

Life: 26 (12 general damage from wort)
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Seedborn Muse, Yavimaya Elder, Sylvan library, 2 x plains <tapped>, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 3 x forest <tapped>, Krosan Verge <tapped>, Brushland <tapped>
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains, Sun Titan
Command Zone: Rhys (cast once)
Exile: -

Mr. J
07-21-2011, 05:39 PM
I almost grabbed a primeval titan just for more searching but, I decided I'd rather have the library.

TirMcDohl
07-22-2011, 06:19 AM
So, your draw step turns in to a free Brainstorm? Am I interpreting that correctly?

Oh! My turn!

Untap. Mr. J untaps everything.

Nothing goes down at upkeep.

Draw.

Tap all my lands except for my command tower and play
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/nph/130.jpg

It brings in a 0/0 BLACK Germ token, attached to it!
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_hjptZODsAEw/TVOPCRkyMyI/AAAAAAAAAbw/sDqcAwXq9Vo/s800/germ.gif

That's all I'm doing.


---
Life: 37
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Plains (T), Loxodon Warhammer, Field Marshal @ Sword of Body and Mind, 0/0 Germ Token @ Batterskull
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
Command Zone: Jor Kadeen

Mr. J
07-22-2011, 06:47 AM
It's almost a free brainstorm, it's more like a free divining top. I draw 2 extra cards on my draw step and then I have to put 2 cards that I drew during that draw step (they don't have to be from the library) back on top of my library unless I pay 4 life per card. Basically I get to look at the top 3 and pick 1, if I want another I can pay 4 life for it. The only time it gets strange is when you draw other cards on your draw step because you can put those cards back on top of your library instead of the 2 you drew off of library. You can also do shenanigans with replacement effects such as the words cycle (http://magiccards.info/query?q=words+t%3A%22enchantment%22+e%3Aon%2Fen&v=card&s=cname) or dredge effects; because if you don't actually draw any cards you don't have to put any back.

Just think free divining top and I can pay 4 life to draw an extra card (or 8 life for 2 cards).

I'm also going to activate my verge at the end of his turn getting a temple garden (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/284.html) and a plains. Then I'll make a saproling token off of vitu-ghazi

Wheels
07-22-2011, 08:37 AM
untap

upkeep - return earwig squad to my hand using the auntie's ability

draw - hmnnn what could I be drawing?

main phase - tap 4 mountains to play Goblin Ringleader

http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAGAPO/goblin_ringleader.jpg

, revealing and drawing:
Goblin Warchief
Goblin Chieftain
Frogtosser banneret
Mad Auntie

combat phase swing Auntie Mr. J's way


Life: 33
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Swamp, Mountain(T), Swamp, Ebon Stronghold, Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence(T Attacking), Goblin Churirgeon, Goblin Ringleader
Graveyard: Goblin Recruiter, tarfire, fodder launch
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Mr. J
07-23-2011, 05:49 PM
I'll make a token and let her through.

Wheels
07-23-2011, 07:49 PM
Post combat tap the rest of my lands and play earwig squad for it's prowl cost targeting buge

Büge
07-24-2011, 10:40 AM
Post combat tap the rest of my lands and play earwig squad for it's prowl cost targeting buge

PMed you my decklist

Wheels
07-24-2011, 09:13 PM
End turn

Life: 33
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Swamp(T), Ebon Stronghold(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence(T Attacking), Goblin Churirgeon, Goblin Ringleader, Earwigsquad
Graveyard: Goblin Recruiter, tarfire, fodder launch
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Büge
07-24-2011, 09:41 PM
Exiled:

http://images.wikia.com/mtg/images/5/53/Akroma,_Angel_of_Fury_PLC.png

http://www.commandersgathering.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/lightning-greaves-214x300.png

http://www.mtgcombos.com/images/cards/ww/comet_storm.jpg

You're a funny guy, Wheels. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

At the end of Wheels's turn, I'll sack the Tec Edge to kill his Ebon Stronghold.

My turn.
Untap.
Draw.

Tap all my lands and cast Boldwyr Intimidator.

http://www.smileylich.com/mtg/scans/QuarterSizeProxies/Boldwyr%20Intimidator.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Mountain(t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344), four 0/1 Kobold tokens, two 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens.
Graveyard: Red Sun's Zenith (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221558)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

Mr. J
07-24-2011, 11:32 PM
Make another token

Start my turn

Use my library, put 2 back.

Play a Rampaging Baloths

Retaining priority play a command tower.

Any responses?

Life: 23 (15 general damage from wort)
Hand: 3
Battlefield: 3 x Saproling Tokens, Seedborn Muse, Yavimaya Elder, Sylvan library, 2 x plains<tapped>, plains, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 2 x forest<tapped>, forest, Command Tower, Brushland <tapped>, Temple Garden
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains, Sun Titan, Krosan Verge
Command Zone: Rhys (cast once)
Exile: -

I'll get some pictures up in a bit, magic.info is down right now.

TirMcDohl
07-25-2011, 05:32 AM
Hmm. Nope. I got nothing right now.

BUGE! I have the Future Sight intimidator in my deck!

Büge
07-25-2011, 07:22 AM
Heh, the Future Sight intimidator looks like Randy Savage. OHHH YEAH!

Nothing from me either.

TirMcDohl
07-25-2011, 07:27 AM
I need more creatures that look like professional wrestlers.

Wheels
07-25-2011, 08:11 AM
no response

TirMcDohl
07-25-2011, 01:16 PM
I've got a few changes I want to make to this deck when I finish this game.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/chk/169.jpg
I got 'em in French, along with his Maul, which is already in the deck. The maul is SEXY.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/chk/271.jpg
I'm not sure if I put Brion Stoutarm in, but Lifelink-ey Chuck + Metalcraft Jor Kadeen = lol

Also:

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mi/24.jpg

Mr. J
07-25-2011, 03:47 PM
Okay, I'll play my general and pass the turn


Life: 23 (15 general damage from wort)
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Baloth token, Rampaging Baloths, Rhys, 3 x Saproling Tokens, Seedborn Muse, Yavimaya Elder, Sylvan library, 3 x plains<tapped>, plains, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 3 x forest<tapped>, Command Tower, Brushland <tapped>, Temple Garden <tapped>
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains, Sun Titan, Krosan Verge
Command Zone:
Exile: -

benjibot
07-25-2011, 04:11 PM
I've got a few changes I want to make to this deck when I finish this game.

I got the Maul a while back (to attach to Squee!) but forgot to get Godo. He and Stoutarm are on the top of my list once I get around to getting more cards.

TirMcDohl
07-25-2011, 04:32 PM
Untap everything.

Draw.

Tap all my land EXCEPT Command Tower.

WARNING: What follows is the greatest thing that will ever happen in a Magic game. Your head may explode. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ65-FabVHU#t=1m00s)

Play Yor Kadeen. METALCRAFT...UNLOCK!

Awaiting fast effects.

Wheels
07-25-2011, 07:40 PM
Awaiting fast effects.

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p177/kevin_med/Knuckles_FistShake.gif

TirMcDohl
07-25-2011, 07:44 PM
What's that? I can't hear you over my theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx-F6VnLezM

Büge
07-25-2011, 08:50 PM
I've got a few changes I want to make to this deck when I finish this game.


Me too. This is Version 1.0, and I can tell it needs some revision. I'm probably going to experiment with Brutalizer Exarch (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217998), Urabrask (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=214378), Argentum Armour (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217967) and Garruk Wildspeaker (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247323).

Büge
07-27-2011, 12:32 PM
Also, I don't think anyone's responding to Jor Kadeen. I know I'm not.

TirMcDohl
07-27-2011, 05:11 PM
Hey, my Swords of Light/Shadow and Fire/Ice came in the mail today! Can I cheat them in to play?

EDIT: WAIT. NOT ENDING.

Going at Wheels with Batterskull Germ (7/4 Vigilance/Lifelink)

Life: 37
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Plains (T), Loxodon Warhammer, Field Marshal @ Sword of Body and Mind, 0/0 Germ Token @ Batterskull, Yor Kadeen, the Man
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth

Büge
07-27-2011, 07:50 PM
Hey, my Swords of Light/Shadow and Fire/Ice came in the mail today!

I gotta know how much you paid.

TirMcDohl
07-27-2011, 08:19 PM
With Channel Fireball's prices, it came out to right around 50 bucks.

D:

Büge
07-27-2011, 09:52 PM
In total, that's not bad. Each, that's highway robbery.

Wheels
07-27-2011, 11:57 PM
I'm going to block with earwig squad

TirMcDohl
07-28-2011, 04:35 AM
I gain 7, Germ dies.

End turn.

It's really cool seeing Wheels cherry-pick our fun cards out of the deck.

Life: 44
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Plains (T), Loxodon Warhammer, Field Marshal @ Sword of Body and Mind, Batterskull, Yor Kadeen, the Man
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth

Mr. J
07-28-2011, 05:37 AM
make a token :P

Wheels
07-28-2011, 11:54 AM
Upkeep return Earwig squad to my hand :)

Draw

Main phase tap mountain, mountain, swamp and play Mad Auntie

Attack phase: Swing at Mr. J with my General

I think you all know where this is going

Life: 33
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence(T Attacking), Goblin Churirgeon, Goblin Ringleader
Graveyard: Goblin Recruiter, tarfire, fodder launch, Ebon Stronghold
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
07-28-2011, 05:14 PM
Hey, Wheels. You get to play all your fun cards. Let us play some fun cards.

Wheels
07-29-2011, 09:06 AM
Hey, Wheels. You get to play all your fun cards. Let us play some fun cards.

I haven't played all my fun cards yet! :-D

Mr. J
07-29-2011, 05:05 PM
Okay you're good wheels go on

TirMcDohl
07-29-2011, 05:28 PM
Yeah, but you've gotten to play some of your fun cards! I've got a bunch of fun cards in my hand, but can't play because I'm too busy dicking around with equipment!

...Yeah, sorry guys. I thought about him killing off the earwig so he could do his nonsense again. Well, if I'm reading the signs right, J might want to get started on getting his deck list together.

Wheels
07-29-2011, 07:15 PM
Post combat play Earwig squad for its prowl cost targeting........TirMcDohl :)

done after that

Life: 33
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drums, The most evil auntie in existence(T), Goblin Churirgeon, Goblin Ringleader, Earwig Squad
Graveyard: Goblin Recruiter, tarfire, fodder launch, Ebon Stronghold
Exile: nil
Command Zone: nil

Büge
07-29-2011, 08:21 PM
You forget, McDohl. If Mr.J takes one more hit from Auntie Wort's muck-encrusted soup ladle, he's out of the game. And unless he can pull off a Path To Exile or Wrath of Bob on his next turn, that's exactly what's going to happen.

THAT'S why Wheels has been aiming the earwigs at you and I.

TirMcDohl
07-29-2011, 09:56 PM
At least I get a shuffle. Nothing but useless for the next 5 turns.

TirMcDohl
07-29-2011, 11:00 PM
Awesome! I lose 3 more countermeasures to Wheels' nonsense!

Sword of Feast and Famine
Sword of War and Peace
Sword of Vengeance

Exiled.

Wheels
07-29-2011, 11:32 PM
THAT'S why Wheels has been aiming the earwigs at you and I.

Surely I have no idea what you're getting at...

Mr. J
07-30-2011, 01:48 AM
Yeah my deck refuses to cough up any of my spot removal or factory. It's getting mildly frustrating.

Also make another token.

benjibot
07-30-2011, 06:53 AM
Lesson learned: Artifacts, man.

I still get a thrill remembering how I took out an opponent with a ProRed flyer with a top decked Duplicant. Everyone at the table was playing red in some amount.

Büge
07-30-2011, 08:05 AM
My turn.
Untap.
Draw.

Pay 2 life to play Stomping Ground untapped.

http://card.mtgdeckbuilder.net/GPT/165.jpg

I will attack Wheels with Radha, Jedit, The Intimidator, and both Cat Warrior Tokens.

I will use Radha's ability to add two red to my mana pool, and also tap Stomping Ground and the Borderpost for another two red.

I use the Intimidator's ability to proclaim Goblin Churirgeon, Goblin Ringleader, Earwig Squad, and Mad Auntie are Cowards.

Jedit's ability nets me a Cat Warrior token.

http://i.imgur.com/7Gv5h.jpg

Awaiting combat shenanigans, if any.

Life: 38
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Forest, Forest, Forest, Forest, Mountain, Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896) (t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974) (t), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974) (t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) (t), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344) (t), four 0/1 Kobold tokens, three 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens (two tapped).
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Red Sun's Zenith (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=221558)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
07-30-2011, 08:29 AM
ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES! :D

Wheels
07-31-2011, 12:52 AM
I can't respond, my goblins are currently cowards you see

what's the damage?

Büge
07-31-2011, 08:29 AM
Sixteen.

Wheels
07-31-2011, 12:44 PM
Life=17

That hurt

Büge
07-31-2011, 02:10 PM
Postcombat:

For my next trick, I will cast Regrowth, and bring the Zenith back to my hand.

http://www.cgnsplace.com/products/mtg-rv-reg.jpg

Life: 38
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Forest (t), Forest (t), Forest, Forest, Mountain, Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896) (t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974) (t), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974) (t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949) (t), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344) (t), four 0/1 Kobold tokens, three 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens (two tapped).
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

Question: does General damage stack? Or is a player out when they are dealt 21 combat damage from a single General?

TirMcDohl
07-31-2011, 02:17 PM
Commander Damage is specific to each Commander/Player pairing, not combined across all Commander.

Büge
07-31-2011, 09:03 PM
Good to know.

Mr. J
08-01-2011, 09:06 PM
Make a token at the end of buge's turn

Life: 19 (19 general damage from wort)
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Baloth token, Rampaging Baloths, Rhys, 6 x Saproling Tokens, Seedborn Muse, Yavimaya Elder, Sylvan library, 3 x plains, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree , 3 x forest, Command Tower, Brushland, Temple Garden
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains, Sun Titan, Krosan Verge
Command Zone:
Exile: -

Start my turn, use my library, putting 2 cards back

play a stirring wildwood and make a baloth token

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/wwk/144.jpg

Play oblivion ring use the trigger on wort?

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m12/27.jpg

Büge
08-01-2011, 10:32 PM
http://gamesprays.com/files/resource_media/preview/aw-yeah-4943_preview.png

Wheels
08-02-2011, 08:12 AM
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sack Auntie to put a regeneration shield on Earwig squad

Also I hate you

Wheels
08-02-2011, 02:59 PM
I have a feeling this game is going to end in short order, in a blaze of goblins and cats

Mr. J
08-02-2011, 03:25 PM
Double my tokens and pass the turn

Life: 19 (19 general damage from wort)
Hand: 3
Battlefield: 4 x Baloth token, Rampaging Baloths, Rhys <tapped>, 12 x Saproling Tokens, Seedborn Muse, Yavimaya Elder, Sylvan library, Oblivion Ring, 3 x plains <tapped>, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped> , 3 x forest <tapped>, Command Tower, Brushland <tapped>, Temple Garden <tapped>, stirring wildwood <tapped>
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains, Sun Titan, Krosan Verge
Command Zone: -
Exile: -

Büge
08-06-2011, 08:29 PM
TirMcdohl? It's your turn.

Mr. J
08-06-2011, 09:16 PM
He may be having internet issues again.

TirMcDohl
08-06-2011, 09:55 PM
Sorry. Was busy the past few days, only had a chance to check a few threads, and I'm currently in Fort Worth with the family. I'm heading back, so I should have turn tomorrow. I know I have that Champions Helm in my hand, and I intend to play it, drop it on Jor Kadeen, and slide the sword I have in play over to him. Don't react to any of it yet until I'm back in front of the playing field.

TirMcDohl
08-07-2011, 02:50 PM
Pfft. My card draw blew.

Untap, draw this stupid card.

Tap 2 Plains/Ancient den, replay Champion's Helm. Activate the equip ability. I will pause for fast effects to prevent Jor Kadeen from getting this toy. Will give him +2/+2 and Hexproof.

Büge
08-07-2011, 08:42 PM
Nothing from me.

Wheels
08-08-2011, 08:49 AM
nothing here either

TirMcDohl
08-08-2011, 09:14 AM
Paying 2 to slide the sword of Body and Mind over to Jor Kadeen.

Entering combat phase, and declaring the attack with Jor Kadeen (12/8, First Strike, Hexproof, Pro-green/blue) at Wheels.

My lands are completely tapped.


Life: 44
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Command Tower (T), Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Plains (T), Plains (T), Loxodon Warhammer, Field Marshal, Batterskull, Yor Kadeen, the Man @ Champion's Helm/Sword of Body and Mind
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Wheels
08-08-2011, 09:07 PM
chump block with my ringleader, sac it to put a regeneration shield on the earwig squad

TirMcDohl
08-09-2011, 04:07 AM
Done.

Wheels
08-09-2011, 03:28 PM
Untap,Upkeep,Draw Tapout and play Frogtosser Banneret, Goblin Warchief, and Goblin Chieften. End turn, hoping that I see another one

Life: 17
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drums, Goblin Churirgeon, Earwig Squad, Mad Auntie, Frogtosser Banneret, Goblin Warchief, and Goblin Chieften
Graveyard: Goblin Recruiter, tarfire, fodder launch, Ebon Stronghold, Goblin Ringleader
Exile: nil
Command Zone: The most evil auntie in existence

shivam
08-09-2011, 04:13 PM
this is fun to watch!

Mr. J
08-09-2011, 07:17 PM
wait wait wait, I'm going to double my tokens at the end of McDohl's turn. I'm also going to double them at the end of wheel's turn.

The token numbers below are assuming people are okay with both of those.


Life: 19 (19 general damage from wort)
Hand: 3
Battlefield: 16 x Baloth tokens, Rampaging Baloths, Rhys <tapped>, 48 x Saproling Tokens, Seedborn Muse, Yavimaya Elder, Sylvan library, Oblivion Ring, 3 x plains <tapped>, Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped> , 3 x forest <tapped>, Command Tower, Brushland <tapped>, Temple Garden <tapped>, stirring wildwood <tapped>
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains, Sun Titan, Krosan Verge
Command Zone: -
Exile: -

Wheels
08-09-2011, 07:29 PM
Remember that time when it looked like I was sitting pretty?

Büge
08-09-2011, 08:50 PM
At the end of Wheels's turn, I'll make another Kobold:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/KoboldManservantToken.jpg

My turn.

Untap.
Draw.
Play mountain.

http://i.imgur.com/0vtNm.jpg

COMBAT PHASE

I will swing at Mr. J with all of my cats. I get another Cat Warrior from Jedit's ability.

http://static.manacraze.com/img_full/LG/cat+warriors.jpg

Life: 38
Hand: 4
Battlefield: Forest, Forest, Forest, Forest, Mountain, Mountain, Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344) (t), five 0/1 Kobold tokens, four 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens (three tapped).
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

Mr. J
08-09-2011, 10:43 PM
I'm going to use my elder to draw a card.

Shuffle, search out a forest and a plains

draw a card

take 6

Life: 13 (19 general damage from wort)
Hand: 6
Battlefield: 16 x Baloth tokens, Rampaging Baloths, Rhys <tapped>, 48 x Saproling Tokens, Seedborn Muse, Sylvan library, Oblivion Ring, 3 x plains , Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 1 x forest <tapped>, 2 x forest, Command Tower, Brushland, Temple Garden, stirring wildwood
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains, Sun Titan, Krosan Verge
Command Zone: -
Exile: -
Edit/Delete Message

Wheels
08-09-2011, 11:10 PM
No turning my dudes into cowards and wiping the floor with me? I LIVE

Mr. J
08-09-2011, 11:49 PM
for now...

Wheels
08-10-2011, 08:31 AM
I LIVE*




*-Pending the coming onslaught of Baloth tokens

Büge
08-10-2011, 08:33 AM
I'm going to use my elder to draw a card.

Shuffle, search out a forest and a plains

draw a card

take 6

Actually, you're taking eleven.

Jedit is 5/5 and all three Cat Warriors are 2/2 each.

Mr. J
08-10-2011, 03:13 PM
Life: 8 (19 general damage from wort)

Sorry thought you meant just the cat tokens were attacking.

Wheels
08-10-2011, 03:19 PM
Life 8, X mana burn spell in his hand, you with army of tokens, hmnnnnnn

Mr. J
08-10-2011, 03:37 PM
I forsee a very large fireball in my future.

Wheels
08-10-2011, 03:59 PM
I forsee a very large fireball in my future.

it would seem the smart play on his part, I think he was hoping I would finish you off.

Mr. J
08-10-2011, 04:15 PM
I dunno he could leave me around and let me kill you and mcdohl. Then he could fireball me. It's not like I can back stab him and attack him instead. Red sun is an instant.

nevermind :\

TirMcDohl
08-10-2011, 06:00 PM
Need.

Day.

Of.

Judgment.

NOW.

Büge
08-10-2011, 07:09 PM
Man why you guys gotta spoil the surprise?

Tap all lands + borderpost.

Red Sun's Zenith at Mr. J's dome for 8.

http://card.mtgdeckbuilder.net/MIB/74.jpg

It shuffles back in, pending any last-second shenanigans.

Life: 38
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896)(t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344)(t), five 0/1 Kobold tokens, four 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens (three tapped).
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

Mr. J
08-10-2011, 07:11 PM
Need.

Day.

Of.

Judgment.

NOW.

buge just killed it. I had an austere command in hand

I'm going to double my tokens in response just so I can have 100 tokens before I die!

TirMcDohl
08-10-2011, 07:20 PM
Sorry, I can't Shenanigans to save Mr. J's life.

Mr. J
08-10-2011, 07:24 PM
that's okay, I think I had enough tokens to kill all of you next turn

Wheels
08-10-2011, 08:40 PM
I have no way to save you...that I would since I was trying to do the same thing :P

Mr. J
08-10-2011, 10:32 PM
Well, I'm happy with going out like that.

Life: 0 (19 general damage from wort)
Hand: 6
Battlefield: 32 x Baloth tokens, Rampaging Baloths, Rhys <tapped>, 96 x Saproling Tokens, Seedborn Muse, Sylvan library, Oblivion Ring,1 x plains <tapped>, 2 x plains , Vitu-Ghazi, the City Tree <tapped>, 3 x forest <tapped>, Command Tower, Brushland <tapped>, Temple Garden, stirring wildwood
Graveyard: Krosan Tusker, Swords to Plowshares, primal command, plains, Sun Titan, Krosan Verge, Yavimaya Elder
Command Zone: -
Exile: -
Edit/Delete Message

TirMcDohl
08-11-2011, 04:35 AM
Achievement Unlocked!
Mr. J -- /players 8
Control a number of at least 3 different token creature types greater than 100.

Büge
08-11-2011, 09:21 AM
And that concludes my turn.

TirMcDohl
08-11-2011, 10:58 AM
Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Drop a Mountain (Current sources: 3W, 3R, Command Tower).

Pay WRR for O-Ring, targeting Buge's intimidator.

Staying in Main Phase 1 after this action.

Life: 44
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Mountain, Plains, Plains, Oblivion Ring (exiling Buge's Boldwyr Intimidator), Loxodon Warhammer, Field Marshal, Batterskull, Yor Kadeen, the Man @ Champion's Helm/Sword of Body and Mind
Graveyard: N/A
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Büge
08-11-2011, 03:42 PM
YOU FOOL

YOU'VE KILLED US ALL

THE INTIMIDATOR WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING WHEELS FROM hey I forgot I had Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082).

You can take that back if you want.

TirMcDohl
08-11-2011, 05:29 PM
Oh hurp derp.

Okay, taking back O-Ring.

Tap three plains to slide the Loxodon Warhammer on to Yor Kadeen (Because he's about to get solo XP's).

NOTE: I said long ago that I wouldn't hit you with this thing until it was just you and me, so I'm keeping my word.

Entering combat phase to go at Mr. Wheels with Yor Kadeen (because he's the man. Also: 15/8 w/ Hexproof, Trample, Lifelink, Pro Green/Blue, First Strike)

Büge
08-11-2011, 06:25 PM
Too bad all my lands are tapped or I'd clear the path for you.

Well, that and you tried to give The Intimidator the white ring of death.

TirMcDohl
08-11-2011, 06:36 PM
We will need a lot more hemp before we're through.

Wheels
08-12-2011, 08:08 AM
Block with Earwig Squad, and tap the mad auntie to regenerate it. Take 10 trample damage. (Earwig squad is 7/5 from Mad Auntie/Goblin Chieften)

Life=7

Wheels
08-12-2011, 10:44 AM
So gentlemen, I have a goblin king in hand, you both have mountains, and I'm unlikely to survive another turn so...

Who wants an army of goblins in their face?

TirMcDohl
08-12-2011, 11:12 AM
Second Main Phase!

Tap 4 Mountains and my command Tower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZn16NX20Kg
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pch/62.jpg

SECOND COMBAT PHASE
YOR HANGGLIDES ON A GOBLIN CORPSE TO FLYING MISSILE DROPKICK WHEELS IN THE FAAAAAAAAACE.

TirMcDohl
08-12-2011, 11:17 AM
I get a Wolf token, and Wheels mills 10 cards. I guess Jor Kadeen's more like Dar from the Beastmaster now. I need two squirrel tokens for Kodo and Podo.

Second Main Phase!

Tap 4 Mountains and my command Tower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZn16NX20Kg
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pch/62.jpg

SECOND COMBAT PHASE
YOR HANGGLIDES ON A GOBLIN CORPSE TO FLYING MISSILE DROPKICK WHEELS IN THE FAAAAAAAAACE.

Life: 58
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (t), Plains(t), Plains(t), Field Marshal, Batterskull, Yor Kadeen, the Man @ Champion's Helm/Sword of Body and Mind/Loxodon Warhammer
Graveyard: Relentless Assault
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Argh. meant to edit the post.

Wheels
08-12-2011, 11:30 AM
you sir, suck. Now my earwig squad is tapped and I have to figure out other blockers.

Ok, block with Churirgeon (2/4), banneret(3/3), and warchief (4/4)

take 4 trample

down to 3

TirMcDohl
08-12-2011, 11:35 AM
Mill 10 more, I get another wolf token.

THIRD MAIN PHASE
(Nothing happens. I just wanted to type THIRD MAIN PHASE)

Turn Over. GO AHEAD AND MURDER ME NOW.

Life: 74
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower, Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (t), Plains(t), Plains(t), Field Marshal, Batterskull, Yor Kadeen, the Man(t) @ Champion's Helm/Sword of Body and Mind/Loxodon Warhammer, 2x 2/2 Wolf Tokens (Not including Yor's Metalcraft Bonus)

Graveyard: Relentless Assault
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Edit to correct my current life total.

Wheels
08-12-2011, 12:06 PM
I can't now, you killed half my army! gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Büge
08-12-2011, 01:28 PM
Well, it's your turn...

Wheels
08-12-2011, 01:52 PM
Gotta wait till I get home, to see what card I'm milled to (since that burns through my stack of goblins)

Wheels
08-12-2011, 10:02 PM
Draw, play Goblin King. Play Goblin War Strike dealing damage equal to the number of goblins I control (4) to TirMcDohl. Play Warren Wierding targeting TirMcDohl (you have to sac a creature of your choice). And finally attack TirMcDohl with the Earwig Squad (8/6), Mad Auntie (4/4), and the Chieften (4/4). I wish the Goblin King gave himself mountainwalk. Done after that (even if there is a response to anything). Büge...FINISH HIM

Life: 3
Hand: 2
Battlefield: Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Swamp(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T), Mountain(T) Goblin War Drumbs, Earwig Squad(T attacking), Goblin Chieften(T attacking), Mad Auntie(T attacking), Goblin King
Graveyard: Lots of Goblins
Exile: nil
Command Zone: Auntie

TirMcDohl
08-13-2011, 06:43 AM
Pitching a wolf token for the sac. By my count, I'm taking 20.

Life: 54
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower(t), Ancient Den (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (T), Mountain (t), Plains(t), Plains(t), Field Marshal, Batterskull, Yor Kadeen, the Man(t) @ Champion's Helm/Sword of Body and Mind/Loxodon Warhammer, 1x 5/2 Wolf Token

Graveyard: Relentless Assault
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

TirMcDohl
08-13-2011, 06:47 AM
Cue Buge drawing Turn to Slag (http://magiccards.info/som/en/106.html) in 3...2...1...

benjibot
08-13-2011, 07:51 AM
Fat load of good it would do him against a Hexproof Ultimate Warrior.

TirMcDohl
08-13-2011, 08:32 AM
Hurp derp. I always forget about Shroud/Trollshroud abilities. D:

Büge
08-13-2011, 09:21 AM
Untap.
Draw.

Oh boy, here we go.

Tap a forest and play

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SihSr30mYps/TeBKFe8Jq2I/AAAAAAAAABU/LzpH86kSKWs/s320/DS_skullclamp.jpg

Any response?

Life: 38
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Forest(t), Forest, Forest, Forest, Mountain, Mountain, Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344), five 0/1 Kobold tokens, four 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens.
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
08-13-2011, 09:31 AM
...

fffffffffff

Nice draw engine, though.

TirMcDohl
08-13-2011, 12:59 PM
AUUUUGH

LET'S FINISH THIS TODAY.

I want to play this deck at a card store in town. :(

Büge
08-13-2011, 01:25 PM
I'm going to assume Wheels DOESN'T have anything in hand that can deal with the artifact, because I can count about four other artifacts he would have rather used it on.

By the way, is the Batterskull still attached to a germ?

TirMcDohl
08-13-2011, 01:31 PM
Nope.

Wheels
08-13-2011, 07:32 PM
I am tapped out so do crazy things at your leisure!

Büge
08-13-2011, 09:02 PM
It's gonna be clamp dis, clamp dat, bada-climp, bada-clamp!

Tap a mountain, Clamp a Kobold, draw two.
Tap a forest, clamp another, draw two.

Play a mountain.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mr/302.jpg

Tap that mountain and clamp another one, draw two.

Tap four lands and cast Bear Umbra on Radha.

http://www.smileylich.com/mtg/scans/QuarterSizeProxies/Bear%20Umbra.jpg

Unfortunately, I have to break our armistice, TirMcDohl. We both knew it would come to this.

ATTACK PHASE

Declaring attack at TirMcDohl with:
Radha 4/4
Intimidator 5/5
Jedit 5/5
Cat Warrior token 2/2
Cat Warrior token 2/2
Cat Warrior token 2/2

Two red mana goes into my mana pool from Radha's ability, which I will use to make your wolf and Field Marshal into Cowards. My lands untap from Bear Umbra. I get a Cat Warrior Token from Jedit's ability.

I'm going to assume that TirMcDohl is taking the 20 damage, since he's tapped out and cannot block. Either way, that's all I'm doing for my Combat Phase.

SECOND MAIN PHASE

Tap two forests and cast Gleeful Sabotage.

http://card.mtgdeckbuilder.net/SHD/116.jpg

Tap my last two Cat Warriors to conspire it. First instance is aimed at the Batterskull, the copy is aimed at the Warhammer.

You know what? Fortune favours the bold. I'm gonna tap a forest and clamp another Kobold to draw two.

Ho ho ho, goin' for the hat trick! Tap three of my lands and the borderpost to cast Wreak Havoc. :D

http://www.smileylich.com/mtg/scans/QuarterSizeProxies/Wreak%20Havoc.jpg

Goodbye Sword of Body and Mind! And goodbye Metalcraft!

Finally...

Hey Wheels. Remember how I promised to kill you last?

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mr/181.jpg

I lied.

Life: 38
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest, Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896)(t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974)(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)(t), + Bear Umbra (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=198304), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344)(t), Skullclamp (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247201), one 0/1 Kobold token, five 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens(t).
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461), Gleeful Sabotage (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220585), Wreak Havoc (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107693), Hammer of Bogardan (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=234721)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

Wheels
08-13-2011, 09:09 PM
You better win sir, you better win

Büge
08-13-2011, 09:30 PM
(That was the end of my turn, just FYI)

TirMcDohl
08-13-2011, 10:31 PM
Sweet jesus. D:

Untap, Draw.

Pay 3 for O-ring on Asceticism.

Declare attack with Wolf (2/2), Field Marshal (2/2), and Jor Kadeen (7/6 First Strike, Hexproof).

Life: 54
Hand: 3
Battlefield: Command Tower(T), Ancient Den, Mountain (T), Mountain, Mountain, Plains(t), Plains, Field Marshal, Yor Kadeen, the Man(t) @ Champion's Helm, 1x 2/2 Wolf Token

Graveyard: Relentless Assault, Sword of Body and Mind, Loxodon Warhammer
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Büge
08-14-2011, 06:02 AM
Block Jor with my last Kobold.

Life: 34
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest, Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896)(t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974)(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)(t), + Bear Umbra (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=198304), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344)(t), Skullclamp (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247201), five 2/2 Cat Warrior tokens(t).
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461), Gleeful Sabotage (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220585), Wreak Havoc (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107693), Hammer of Bogardan (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=234721)
Exile: Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 08:22 AM
2nd Main

Tap out, Play Day of Judgment. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkg5In4SbGs#t=1m25s)
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/zen/9.jpg

Yor stays in the graveyard, and I end my turn.

http://judgereviews.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/demoman-taunt.jpg

Life: 54
Hand: 2
Battlefield: Command Tower(T), Ancient Den (t), Mountain (T), Mountain (t), Mountain(t), Plains(t), Plains(t), Champion's Helm, O-ring (Exiling Asceticism)
Graveyard: Relentless Assault, Sword of Body and Mind, Loxodon Warhammer, Day of Judgment, Field Marshal, Yor Kadeen, The Ultimate Warrior
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Büge
08-14-2011, 09:35 AM
Radha stays alive at the expense of Bear Umbra.

Untap.
Upkeep.
Draw.

Play a Forest.
http://card.mtgdeckbuilder.net/NPH/175.jpg

Cast Woodfall Primus. Your O-Ring goes pop.

http://card.mtgdeckbuilder.net/SHD/135.jpg

I will attack with Radha, and use her two red mana to generate a Kobold with Kher Keep.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/KoboldManservantToken.jpg

During my second main phase, I will attach the Clamp to the Primus.

Life: 34
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Forest, Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Mountain (t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896)(t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)(t), Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)+Skullclamp (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247201), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), one 0/1 Kobold token.
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461), Gleeful Sabotage (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220585), Wreak Havoc (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107693), Hammer of Bogardan (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=234721), Bear Umbra (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=198304), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 09:40 AM
Take the 2 general points from Radha.


Life: 52 (7 General damage)
Hand: 2
Battlefield: Command Tower(T), Ancient Den (t), Mountain (T), Mountain (t), Mountain(t), Plains(t), Plains(t), Champion's Helm, O-ring (Exiling Asceticism)
Graveyard: Relentless Assault, Sword of Body and Mind, Loxodon Warhammer, Day of Judgment, Field Marshal, Yor Kadeen, The Ultimate Warrior
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Büge
08-14-2011, 09:41 AM
Uhhhh, end turn?

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 09:44 AM
Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Tap 6.

LU BU HAS ENTERED THE BATTLEFIELD. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCsxEFZ1yM)
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ptc/6.jpg

Tap 1 to slide my Helmet on him and Swing for 6.

(He's been retconned to count as Human Soldier Warrior)

Life: 52 (7 General damage)
Hand: 2
Battlefield: Command Tower(T), Ancient Den (t), Mountain (T), Mountain (t), Mountain(t), Plains(t), Plains(t), Lu Bu, Master-at-Arms @ Champion's Helm
Graveyard: Relentless Assault, Sword of Body and Mind, Loxodon Warhammer, Day of Judgment, Field Marshal, Yor Kadeen, The Ultimate Warrior, Oblivion Ring
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Büge
08-14-2011, 09:50 AM
I can't block, so I take 6.

Life: 28
Hand: 6
Battlefield: Forest, Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Mountain (t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896)(t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)(t), Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)+Skullclamp (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247201), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), one 0/1 Kobold token.
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461), Gleeful Sabotage (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220585), Wreak Havoc (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107693), Hammer of Bogardan (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=234721), Bear Umbra (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=198304), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 09:52 AM
End Turn.

Büge
08-14-2011, 10:06 AM
Untap.
During my upkeep, I'll pay to bring the Hammer back to my hand.
Draw.

Tap a forest and clamp a Kobold. Draw two.

Play a Mountain.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/300.jpg

Cast a Mold Shambler with Kicker, targeting your Helm.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/zen/169.jpg

Attack with Radha (2/2) and the Primus (6/6).

End turn.

Life: 28
Hand: 7
Battlefield: Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Mountain(t), Mountain (t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896)(t), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)(t), Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)(t), Mold Shambler (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=183414), Skullclamp (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247201), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082).
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461), Gleeful Sabotage (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220585), Wreak Havoc (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107693), Hammer of Bogardan (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=234721), Bear Umbra (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=198304), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 10:10 AM
Take 8 to the dome.

Untap.

Draw.

Pay 3.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/chk/271.jpg
(I know it's not a halberd there are no halberds in magic. :( )
Pay 1 to slide it on Lu Bu and crack you over the head for 7 unblockable.

Second Main:
Pay 2.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m11/3.jpg

End turn.

Life: 44 (9 General damage)
Hand: 1
Battlefield: Command Tower(T), Ancient Den (t), Mountain, Mountain (t), Mountain(t), Plains(t), Plains(t), Lu Bu, Master-at-Arms @ Champion's Helm
Graveyard: Relentless Assault, Sword of Body and Mind, Loxodon Warhammer, Day of Judgment, Field Marshal, Yor Kadeen, The Ultimate Warrior, Oblivion Ring
Exile: Kemba, Kha Regent, Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Elspeth Tirel, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Sword of Vengeance, Sword of War and Peace, Sword of Feast and Famine

Büge
08-14-2011, 10:28 AM
Untap.
Upkeep.
Draw.


Man, you had to force my hand.

Cast Demonfire for 6 at Lu Bu, even though I was saving it for Jor...

http://card.mtgdeckbuilder.net/DIS/60.jpg

Play Karplusan Forest.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/9e/321.jpg

Give the Pridemate the Hammer.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mr/181.jpg

Attack with Radha (2/2), the Primus (6/6) and the Shambler (3/3). Use Radha's red mana to make a token.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/KoboldManservantToken.jpg

End turn.

Life: 21
Hand: 5
Battlefield: Forest, Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Forest(t), Mountain(t), Mountain (t), Mountain(t), Mountain(t), Stomping Ground (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96896)(t), Karplusan Forest (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129614), Kher Keep (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=113553)(t), Firewild Borderpost (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=188974)(t), Radha (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=128949)(t), Woodfall Primus (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=151987)(t), Mold Shambler (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=183414)(t), Skullclamp (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247201), Asceticism (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=215082), one 0/1 Kobold token.
Graveyard: Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197855), Regrowth (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=202461), Gleeful Sabotage (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220585), Wreak Havoc (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107693), Bear Umbra (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=198304), Jedit (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=124344), Boldwyr Intimidator (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=152974), Demonfire (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=189229), Hammer of Bogardan (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=234721)
Exile: Lightning Greaves (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247337), Akroma, Angel of Fury (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247358), Comet Storm (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247539)
Command Zone: nil

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 10:33 AM
Yeah, I'm calling that a scoop at this point. My next 4 cards are 1 land (Valakut) and 3 equipment. My card in hand is Reya Dawnbringer, but I won't have the mana to drop her.

VERY WELL PLAYED, BUGE.

Gotta say, that was a pretty metal way for us to end up.

Jor knew when he was beat. The corpses of goblins, kobolds, and catmen littered the scorched battlefield. Reluctantly, he held up the white flag of truce.
---
In the distance, a figure watched Jor Kadeen depart the battlefield. Gideon Jura turned to his travelling companion, a rough-looking individual, carrying two glowing swords. "Godo, I believe this is where we are needed most."

Büge
08-14-2011, 10:56 AM
CONCESSION ACCEPTED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XIW_jUa-k)

Thanks! You had me on the ropes for a while.

Radha panted and wiped her brow with a grimy arm as she and her mismatched allies trotted back to the grassy sward at the edge of the valley. They passed hills of dead beasts, fungoid monstrosities, carcasses charred by holy fire and goblin corpses already attracting flies in the hazy heat. She turned back for a moment and saw the ragged white banner waved back and forth from the faraway figure.

A grin split her features and she let out a dry chuckle. "That's it then." She sheathed her weapons and strode homeward, head held high as she entered the cool shade of the forest.

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 11:03 AM
One day... (http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/kirinjimcdohl/IMG_01121.jpg)

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 11:20 AM
Elsewhere, in the vast corn field of the exiled zone, Elspeth Tirel came face to face with...Elspeth Tirel. Elspeth said, "Any idea what just happened?"

Elspeth shook her head. "No clue. I only recall...goblins. Filthy, stinking goblins."

Büge
08-14-2011, 11:51 AM
One day... (http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/kirinjimcdohl/IMG_01121.jpg)

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE SWORDS (http://i.imgur.com/NZrV4.jpg)

TirMcDohl
08-14-2011, 03:20 PM
Buge...did you REALLY draw that?

I'm going over to Bronto and +karmaing you. RIGHT NOW.