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djSyndrome
06-08-2007, 01:52 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/djSyndrome/parispa1.jpg

(I normally don't care for celebrity news, gossip, and whatnot, but this picture just made my day.)

TheSL
06-08-2007, 02:04 PM
Did they send that spoiled bitch back to the slammer today then? I don't really follow it, but the DJs on the radio this morning said something like she got let out for a medical condition (later clarified as "crying too much" or something) yesterday.

Excitemike
06-08-2007, 02:08 PM
This story was on TV yesterday. It was on every channel so I shut the thing off.

sraymonds
06-08-2007, 02:14 PM
Wow, that picture makes me sad for her. Don't get me wrong, she deserves it, but I can't stand seeing women cry.

nadia
06-08-2007, 02:15 PM
I hear her "undisclosed medical problem" was a fainting spell brought on by refusing to eat the prison food.

Nice screaming and crying fit. I wonder how she would've reacted if the judge sent her to the rack.

poetfox
06-08-2007, 02:15 PM
Moments after seeing this thread, my mother ran upstairs and started telling me I was missing it, and that I needed to get downstairs to watch some sort of report on this whole Paris going back to jail thing. She was completely serious, too. I really don't get it.

djSyndrome
06-08-2007, 02:18 PM
Moments after seeing this thread, my mother ran upstairs and started telling me I was missing it, and that I needed to get downstairs to watch some sort of report on this whole Paris going back to jail thing. She was completely serious, too. I really don't get it.

I don't get it either. When I dropped my daughter off at preschool this morning two women were talking about Paris in the parking lot. I just about lost my breakfast and was glad I didn't have to explain to a four-year old that Paris wasn't just a city in France, but an awful crotchstain of a whore that should be erased from existence with as much malice as possible.

What the fuck has she ever contributed to society besides traffic incidents and bad porn?

Kishi
06-08-2007, 02:27 PM
I hate celebrity gossip, too, but it's always nice to see the rare occasion of the justice system being upheld and the spoiled rich not given a free ride.

philliam
06-08-2007, 02:27 PM
heheheehehehhe, awesome

SDMX
06-08-2007, 02:36 PM
Read this as 'Back to the Poking'. Expected torrent. Very disappointed. <http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/somniamagus/SA-emotes/mad.gif>

JCDenton
06-08-2007, 02:39 PM
I read the forum topic as Parish Hilton....

Anyone have photoshop?

R^2
06-08-2007, 02:47 PM
First I thought of the fat kid from Earthbound.

Then I thought of a sub-literate penguin who speaks in all caps.

Then I did a double-take to make sure the topic didn't say "Re-incarnated".

I think I need to go lie down.

Excitemike
06-08-2007, 02:52 PM
I read the forum topic as Parish Hilton....

Anyone have photoshop?

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d25/eye_robot/miscellaneous/parish-hilton.jpg

Savathun
06-08-2007, 02:54 PM
For once, I share Philliam's gleeful enthusiasm.

bobservo
06-08-2007, 03:20 PM
I hate celebrity gossip, too, but it's always nice to see the rare occasion of the justice system being upheld and the spoiled rich not given a free ride.


That's how I justify caring about it.

openedsource
06-08-2007, 03:22 PM
I hear her "undisclosed medical problem" was a fainting spell brought on by refusing to eat the prison food.

Well, sure. I heard they didn't even have gourmet cupcakes. Savages.

(Oh God, why do I know that? Did you know that there's a G8 summit going on? Did you now that Bush copped out of most of it because of a tummy ache, but was well enough to make the photo op?)

sraymonds
06-08-2007, 03:45 PM
RE: The picture djSyndrome posted.

That's so hot.

Makkara
06-08-2007, 03:58 PM
Wait, what was that about Paris Hilton being reincarnated as a Pokeyman?

openedsource
06-08-2007, 05:02 PM
Wait, what was that about Paris Hilton being reincarnated as a Pokeyman?

Wannacelebrebee -> Anorexicham -> Dramaqueen.

Tomm Guycot
06-08-2007, 07:09 PM
I believe her undisclosed medical condition was "profuse bleeding of money"

nadia
06-08-2007, 07:14 PM
Moments after seeing this thread, my mother ran upstairs and started telling me I was missing it, and that I needed to get downstairs to watch some sort of report on this whole Paris going back to jail thing. She was completely serious, too. I really don't get it.

My mom tried to get me to wake up at four in the morning to watch Princess Di's funeral.

sraymonds
06-08-2007, 08:41 PM
My mom tried to get me to wake up at four in the morning to watch Princess Di's funeral.

I don't think you can really compare the two though. Princess Di is known for...important stuff*, while Paris is known for her porno video and other stupid things we don't really care about.


*I can't remember; I'm tired right now.

Kishi
06-08-2007, 08:47 PM
I read the forum topic as Parish Hilton....

Anyone have photoshop?

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d25/eye_robot/miscellaneous/parish-hilton.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/tsfhofb.png

Sheana
06-08-2007, 08:59 PM
Sweet justice, sometimes it's nice to know that you still exist and money and prestige can't always buy you off.

RAC
06-08-2007, 10:08 PM
Sweet justice, sometimes it's nice to know that you still exist and money and prestige can't always buy you off.


Well, we have to keep pretending it can't, anyway. Overcrediting her for jail time and confining her to Mansion Arrest for slightly more than a month is just a little too bleeding obvious.

Torgo
06-08-2007, 11:01 PM
Celebrity gossip is one of the most nauseating things on the planet.

Maybe some good will come of this though: Maybe this will mean no more seasons of The Simple Life.

VsRobot
06-08-2007, 11:34 PM
She should make a jail sex tape now. She could use some extra spending money, right?

juanfrugalj
06-09-2007, 12:46 AM
I only wish I could be asking this for real:

"What's a Paris Hilton?"

R^2
06-09-2007, 07:29 AM
Hilton is the name of my Paras.

nadia
06-09-2007, 08:38 AM
I don't think you can really compare the two though. Princess Di is known for...important stuff*, while Paris is known for her porno video and other stupid things we don't really care about.

I un-cared about them both equally. What's kind of funny is my mom never watches TV or movies, but she keeps up to date with all the celebrity jizz rags: Star, Enquirer, etc.