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Mr. J
08-22-2011, 02:45 PM
Okay, let’s get this game of star started! Actually wait, the real rules and beginning post is the next one; this one is just for the current board state.

In Turn Order

Bϋge
Life: 27
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Plains (t), Plains (t), swamp (t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) (2 counters) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497) (t), Terminal Moraine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=25980) (t), Orzhov Basilica (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247283) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:Luminarch ascension (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/25.html) (4 counter)
Creatures: 1 Soldier token, Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916) (t), Radiant, Archangel (http://magiccards.info/ul/en/20.html) (t), 2 soldier tokens, 8 angel tokens
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/8.html), Condemn (http://magiccards.info/di/en/8.html), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882), Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), Blinding Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83007), Reanimate (http://magiccards.info/arc/en/21.html), Shred memory (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/105.html), Liliana vess (http://magiccards.info/m11/en/102.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

Wheels
Life: 2
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card) (t), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card) (t),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card) (t),Naya Panorama (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card) (t), Henge of Ramos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card) (t), Scorched Ruins (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:Whispersilk Cloak (http://magiccards.info/m11/en/221.html) (ulamog)
Creatures: Ulamog, the infinite gyre (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)(t), Platinum angel (http://magiccards.info/m11/en/212.html)
Graveyard: Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card),temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card),Primal Beyond (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card), General's Kabuto (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=79862&type=card), Hand of Emrakul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193616&type=card), Artisan of Kozilek (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/1.html), Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg), Myr Enforcer (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/120.html), Steel Hellkite (http://magiccards.info/som/en/205.html), Temple Bell (http://magiccards.info/m11/en/217.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

TirMcDohl
TirMcDohl was last seem being chased over a cliff by a very large flock of angels.

Benjibot
Benji has suffered an acute case of hugitis and is no longer able to function in the game.

Mr. J
Life: 9
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) (t), Island (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t), Swamp (t), Swamp (t), Lonely Sandbar (http://magiccards.info/on/en/320.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html), Thawing glaciers (http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html), Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html), pithing needle (http://magiccards.info/m10/en/217.html), impulse (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/17.html), Frost Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/55.html), duplicant (http://magiccards.info/arc/en/106.html), Into the roil (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/48.html), Decree of pain (http://magiccards.info/sc/en/64.html), Swamp, Island, Island, Evacuation (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/83.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html), Nirkana Revenant (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/120.html), Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/107.html), Grave pact (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/85.html), Propaganda (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/55.html), Mind Spring (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/12.html), Vampire Hexmage (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/114.html), Memory Plunder (http://magiccards.info/shm/en/169.html), Mishra's factory (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/73.html), shadowmage infiltrator (http://magiccards.info/od/en/294.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Mr. J
08-22-2011, 02:47 PM
Welcome to EDH Game the Second: Ultra-Mega-Hyper-Star Edition! The players for this game are:

Bϋge, our reigning champion, with Selenia, the darkest angel.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/tp/345.jpg

Wheels with Ulamog, the great tentacled vindicate.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/roe/12.jpg

TirMcDohl with Mayael, the blind god caller.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ala/179.jpg

Benjibot with Wort (Boggart Auntie), the best mother a goblin could hope for.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/252.jpg

Mr. J with Sygg (River Cutthroat), the swimming draw engine.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/shm/176.jpg

This time around, we’ll be playing a multiplayer variant called star. Your goal is to eliminate the two players across from you. Unfortunately internet forums do not come equipped with tables so we’ll be using this one.
http://i1027.photobucket.com/albums/y333/mrj217531/EDHGame2Table.png

In addition to playing star we’ll also be using a point system to determine the winner of this game. You get one (1) point for completing each of the below achievements. At the end of the game I’ll add up all the points and the player with the most wins. If we have a tie we’ll figure something out.

Control any number of creatures with a combined power of 100
Search your library 10 times
Knock a player out or be directly responsible for removing a player from the game (ie. decking)
Knock two players out in a single turn. Stacks with the above (so you get 3 points).
Kill a general via the legend rule
Destroy or exile an opponent's sensei's divining top
Defeat both of your opponents
Cast your general from the command zone 5 times
Play a howling mine while another howling mine is already in play. Clone effects such as sculpting steel and phyrexian metamorph count.
Control 2 plainswalkers at once


Rules:


You may PM other players.
You may edit your posts but please don’t cheat, we’re all here to have a good time.
When you play a card (except for basic lands) please post a link to either gatherer or magiccards.info. If you post the card imagine (please do, it helps) use the most recent printing or the MTGO Masters edition printing.
At the end of your turn please post your board and I will update the first post. I will also update the board position when relevant.
Don’t be evil. Don’t be Google either, that’s cheating.


Random.org has declared Bϋge is going first. From there we will go clockwise around the table (Bϋge->Wheels->TirMcDohl->Benjibot->Mr.J). Good luck and have fun!

TirMcDohl
08-22-2011, 04:24 PM
Mayael's sightless eyes swept over the landscape of the forests of Naya. Though she could not see the trees, she could feel the souls of each an every one of them. In the recent weeks, rumblings of war had come to her ears. She turned to gaze all creepy-like at the Nayan planeswalker, Ajani Goldmane. "What is it?"

Ajani looked grim. "That man of Jund, Sarkhan. Do you know how he fell under Bolas' thrall?"

She nodded. Ajani continued. "Well, it would seem that he isn't under the elder dragon's control. I suspect temporal disturbances."

Mayael blinked instinctively, not that it would help her see any better. "Why do you say that?"

Ajani Goldmane walked in to the room to stand next to Ajani. "Because I'm here."

---

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Blind Eternities, Venser hicupped, dropping his bottle of booze. All of Ravnica blinked out of existence for a second, and then flashed back in to reality.

Büge
08-22-2011, 05:04 PM
Draw.

Play Barren Moor tapped.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/on/312.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand:7
Lands: Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel

Selenia's eyes narrowed as she drifted through the void between planes. A hazy grey morass surrounded her, as if she was floating in fog. Her existence was beyond purpose, yet she remained. Crovax, Rath, Phyrexia... All were lost to the decay of time.

So why was she still here? She prayed to Lady Serra that this was not her eternal purgatory, though she knew that her creator was long dead.

An awareness of direction gradually occurred to her, as if she'd found a familiar landmark. Selenia followed the sensation through the mist.

Mr. J
08-22-2011, 06:35 PM
Life totals? Who needs life totals!

Wheels
08-23-2011, 12:15 AM
Draw, drop an Urza's Tower and end my turn

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

TirMcDohl
08-23-2011, 04:41 AM
Draw a card.

Drop Ancient Den. (Ban Dohl, he's playing affinity again!)

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand:
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Mayael the Anima

benjibot
08-23-2011, 09:00 AM
Absentmindedly crunching the spider she'd pulled out of her greasy black hair, Wort looked to the west and sniffed the air. The heavy dark clouds had a sense of foreboding. War was coming.

Her eyes glazed and her grip on the boggart infant she'd balanced on her hip loosened. The child squealed with delight as his head lolled precariously back.

Blood would be spilled. Some would be the thick, black, foul-smelling ichor of her kin. Some would be the warm, ferrous blood of the humans. And some would likely be from stranger sources indeed.

Many goblins wouldn't make it, true. But those that did would eat well. Wort licked her lips. She'd always wondered what angel tasted like.

Draw a card.

Play Mountain, tap it, and play Infiltration Lens.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/som/167.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Mountain (tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Wort, Boggart Auntie

Mr. J
08-23-2011, 09:51 AM
Draw

Play watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) tapped

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/286.jpg

Pass the turn

Mr. J
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Sygg, River Cutthroat

Büge
08-23-2011, 10:02 AM
Untap.
Draw.

Play Flagstones of Trokair.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ts/272.jpg

Tap both lands, cast Journeyer's Kite.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/chk/257.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand:6
Lands: Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233)
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel

Wheels
08-23-2011, 10:06 AM
Untap, draw, play this and end my turn:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

TirMcDohl
08-23-2011, 05:17 PM
Draw.

Drop a Mountain (Kamigawa foil! :D).

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html), Mountain
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Mayael the Anima

benjibot
08-24-2011, 06:52 AM
Untap my Mountain. Draw.

Play another Mountain.

Tap both Mountains. Cast Goblin Tinkerer.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mr/180.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)
Creatures: Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Wort, Boggart Auntie

Mr. J
08-24-2011, 11:34 AM
Untap, Draw

Play an island

Play Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) kicked once

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ddf/60.jpg

Pass the turn.

Mr. J
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) (t), Island (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter)
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Sygg, River Cutthroat

Büge
08-24-2011, 12:14 PM
Untap.
Draw.

Play Strip Mine.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/4e/189.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand:6
Lands: Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233)
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

TirMcDohl
08-24-2011, 06:14 PM
Sarkhan Vol stared over the forests of Naya, almost in a stupor. He rubbed his head. "That's the last time I challenge Venser to a drinking match...well, guess I'd better get back to tracking down the Eye..."

Suddenly, he saw the flash of something enormous, powerful, and non-Euclidian. It triggered when he thought of the Eye of Ugin.

"Wait a minute. The last thing I remember before heading to the Blind Eternities was the Eldrazi stomping around Zendikar."

Again, the flash of something looking like a Great Old One. Sarkhan screamed in pain, but he became acutely aware of something. The link that drew him to the elder dragon Nicol Bolas was gone. He could not feel his master's presence, and that suited him just fine. Apparently he had a new favorite. Said favorite had recently had his brains melted by Jace Beleren. Stupid mind mages. Never fight fair anyway.

"Wait. I'm on...Naya? DRAGONS DAMN IT, VENSER!!" Sarkhan waved his fist at the sky. Little did he know that he was a temporal mess.

---

Captain Braxton of the USS Relativity shrugged. "Eh, not my problem. Now, about getting rid of Voyager..." He schemed.

Wheels
08-24-2011, 10:18 PM
Untap, draw, play ... Griffin Canyon
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card

tap two lands and play a foil version of:
http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg

End turn

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card)(tapped),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

TirMcDohl
08-25-2011, 05:02 AM
"Captain, we're detecting another temporal incursion on Naya."

"On screen."

The display flashed on, and Braxton saw an image of an inky black ichor-like substance slowly spreading across the pristine forests.

---

Mayael shuddered suddenly. Something was wrong. Something was very very wrong.

Draw a card.

Play a forest. (Foil NPH!)
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/nph/175.jpg

Tap all 3 to play Mayael.

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html)(t), Mountain(t), Forest (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures: Mayael the Anima
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:

benjibot
08-25-2011, 06:27 AM
Untap. Draw.

Tap one Mountain to activate Goblin Tinkerer targeting Ancient Den.

Tap second Mountain to cast Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/vi/81.jpg
(Note: I got this card almost exclusively for the art.)

Play a Swamp.

Assuming success Ancient Den will do 0 damage back to the Tinkerer and I'll end my turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Swamp
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)
Creatures: Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html) (t), Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Wort, Boggart Auntie

Mr. J
08-25-2011, 09:59 AM
That is some great artwork. I'm assuming that the land is gone at this point. I'll wait a bit to take my turn though in case mcdohl wants to use that white mana.

TirMcDohl
08-25-2011, 10:48 AM
Why? Why would you dick off my mana base? Seriously?

BENJI, YOU'RE MY FUCKING ALLY.

EDIT: Redacted. I thought you actually went through with it, but you CONSIDERED it.

http://brandoncannon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/WickedSunshine_UncleSam_WatchingYou_750x900.png

benjibot
08-25-2011, 11:07 AM
Wait really? Oh shit. I completely misread the instructions. I'm used to multiplayer formats where the players NEXT to you are your rivals/the only person you can attack.

I am dumb.

Büge
08-25-2011, 11:27 AM
That is some great artwork. I'm assuming that the land is gone at this point. I'll wait a bit to take my turn though in case mcdohl wants to use that white mana.

He already used it to cast Mayael.

Mr. J
08-25-2011, 11:53 AM
Okay I am going with Benji didn't activate to blow up the land and untapping his mountain.

Mr. J
08-25-2011, 11:58 AM
Start my turn, untap, draw

Play a swamp

Play Nezumi Graverobber (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/92.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/92.jpg

End my turn

Mr. J
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) , Island, Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter) (t)
Creatures: Nezumi Graverobber (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/92.html)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Sygg, River Cutthroat

Büge
08-25-2011, 12:15 PM
At the end of Mr. J's turn I will use my kite and fetch a Plains.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/284.jpg

(this is me revealing it to you ;))

It goes into my hand.

My turn!

Untap.
Draw.

Play Vivid Marsh, tapped with two charges.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/278.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges] (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233)
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

Mr. J
08-25-2011, 12:32 PM
Buge's strategy for this game, never stop playing lands!

Wheels
08-25-2011, 03:36 PM
If you didn't think Griffin Canyon was silly enough, untap, draw, and drop:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card

comes into play tapped. Tap two lands and play Temporal aperture:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card

Tap the walking atlus and drop another land into play:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card

End turn

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card)(tapped),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card),Primal Beyond (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card)
Creatures:Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre[/QUOTE]

Büge
08-25-2011, 04:10 PM
I'm curious as to just how many of the oddball lands you have in that deck, Wheels.

TirMcDohl
08-25-2011, 05:12 PM
Not many know this, but Mayael is a terrific singer.

Untap, draw.

Play a shiny Plains (I have yet to play a non-shiny basic land! Woo!)
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mi/287.jpg

Tap everything EXCEPT my Ancient Den.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arb/121.jpg

That's it. Benji? I'm watching you.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html), Mountain (t), Forest (t), Plains (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html)
Creatures: Mayael the Anima
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:

Wheels
08-25-2011, 08:08 PM
I'm curious as to just how many of the oddball lands you have in that deck, Wheels.

So many, so very many.

benjibot
08-25-2011, 09:43 PM
Thoroughly ashamed, I thus start my turn. I swear I can read simple instructions.

Untap. Draw my… not very exciting card.

There hasn't been an attack phase yet? Guess I'll send my Goblin Swine-Rider at Wheels.

Post combat main phase, irrelevant of whether Wheels does anything to stop my massive one damage.

Tap a Mountain to cast Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/fe/112.jpg

Tap a Mountain and a Swamp to cast Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ts/170.jpg

The Marshal brings in a little buddy.

http://magiccards.info/extras/token/player-rewards-2003/goblin.jpg
(I don't actually own this token, but it sure is nifty.)

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)
Creatures: Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html) (t), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Mogg War Marshall (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html), Goblin token
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Wort, Boggart Auntie

Mr. J
08-26-2011, 08:44 AM
Start my turn, untap, draw

play and island

Play sygg rivercutthroat.

Pass the turn.

Mr. J
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) , Island, Island (t), Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter) (t)
Creatures: Nezumi Graverobber (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/92.html), Sygg, River Cutthroat
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:

Büge
08-26-2011, 10:02 AM
At Mistah J's EOT, I use my kite to fetch a Plains.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/od/333.jpg

My turn!

Untap.
Draw.

Play that Plains.

I will then cast Prison Term on Mayael.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/shm/18.jpg

End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Plains (t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges], Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (on Mayael)
Creatures:
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

The door splintered open and four armoured figures burst into the room. They acted quickly, clapping a pair of iron manacles on Mayael's wrists.

"You're under arrest for violations of the Wumpus Act of 3439!" their leader barked. He and the others hustled her out. "The sentence is no less than six days in a holding cell to be carried out immediately. Serve your time peaceably, and pay your debt to society."

TirMcDohl
08-26-2011, 11:56 AM
Ajani and Ajani watched Mayael being hauled off to Superprison. They knew.

This was the work of vampires.

Meanwhile, after the debacle, Kamahl, the army's lawyer, perused the warrant.

"HOLD IT!" he shouted. "This warrant isn't for Mayael the Anima, it's for Marty the McFly! What the hell?"

---

Captain Braxton, on the USS Relativity, rubbed his temples. It was once already going to be a very long and short day.

Wheels
08-26-2011, 10:30 PM
Untap draw, drop a naya panorama:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card

Tap that and the rest of my lands (other than the eye of ugin) to activate the apreture. Shuffle and reveal top card:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card

play it, then end my turn

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card)(tapped),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card)(tapped),Primal Beyond(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card),Naya Panorama (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card)(Tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card), Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card)
Creatures:Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre

TirMcDohl
08-26-2011, 11:54 PM
Fucking Dohl and his Affinity shenanigans!

Untap, Draw.

Drop Great Furnace.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pch/133.jpg

Tap all my lands EXCEPT Ancient Den.

Captain Janeway, aboard the USS Voyager, lobbed a volley of photon torpedoes at the pursuing Kazon vessel.

---

Venser hiccupped again.

---

Suddenly, high-yield photon torpedoes bombarded the Orzhov's Angels headquarters.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/od/287.jpg

Targeting Buge's Journeyer's Kite, Sygg, Jailbreaking Mayael, and shutting down Buge's strip mining operations.

Ajani and Ajani escorted Mayael out of the wreckage of the Superprison. The younger Ajani surveyed the rubble. "The Syndicate will think twice before attempting to harvest Naya's natural beauty without giving back."

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3616/417749-demotaunt_super.jpg

End turn.

TirMcDohl
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html), Great Furnace (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/133.html)(t), Mountain (t), Forest (t), plains (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html)
Creatures: Mayael the Anima
Graveyard: Decimate (http://magiccards.info/od/en/287.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

benjibot
08-27-2011, 07:57 AM
Ooh, Decimate. I was just thinking how that would be useful to break someone out of jail. I just picked it up a few days ago for my next EDH deck.

EDIT: Strip Mine was untapped, so I guess everything after this is in limbo pending Büge's response.

Anyway…

Untap, During my Upkeep I neglect to pay the Marshal's Echo cost and he spits out another token, Draw.

Play another Mountain.

Well, Büge has no blockers so I'll send the Tinkerer, the Swine-Rider, and a token in his direction.

Post combat phase!

Tap all my lands to play Wort.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/252.jpg

And then end my turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)
Creatures: Wort, Boggart Auntie (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/252.html), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html) (t), Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html) (t), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin token (t), Goblin token
Graveyard: Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

Büge
08-27-2011, 01:34 PM
I see how it is.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: Plains (t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges], Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

Selenia blinked in surprise. She didn't know what to expect as she approached her destination, but it certainly wasn't a kite. The delicate contraption fluttered and creaked in the breeze.

Suddenly a searing red missile struck the kite, smashing it to pieces as it streaked downwards through the haze. Selenia reared up in surprise as three more of the comet-like projectiles spiraled past her. As soon as it began, it was over. Flaming scraps of silk and bamboo fluttered away.

Mr. J
08-27-2011, 01:59 PM
Okay first post should be up to date.

End of Benji's turn I'll use Nezumi Graverobber to exile decimate from TirMcDohl's graveyard and flip him into Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html). Leave 1 island untapped.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/chk/311.jpg

Star my turn, untap, draw

Play an island and pass the turn

Mr. J
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html), Island, Island, Island, Swamp
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter)
Creatures: Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)"]

TirMcDohl
08-27-2011, 05:07 PM
Yeahhh...that's a problem.

Wheels
08-27-2011, 07:02 PM
No my allies! stop fighting

TirMcDohl
08-27-2011, 07:45 PM
The ally of my ally is my enemy.

Mr. J
08-27-2011, 08:03 PM
No I think the ally of your ally is yourself.

Also please continue with the killing each other I'm secretly cheering buge on though.

TirMcDohl
08-27-2011, 08:15 PM
No, I think I like blowing you up reeeeeeeeeel good, sir.

Büge
08-27-2011, 08:37 PM
Yeahhh...that's a problem.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/reaction/dealwithit1375.gif

My turn.

Untap.

Draw.

Tap all my lands, cast Emeria Angel.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/zen/11.jpg

Put a Plains into play, I get a 1/1 Bird token.

http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af260/lovesoldier99/BIRDTOKEN.jpg

End turn.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Plains, Plains (t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges] (t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), 1/1 Bird token
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

"Sir, sir!" A red-faced soldier dashed into the command post. "Got a message from a carrier hawk. That strange meteor shower destroyed the prison, our mining operations and that surveillance kite."

"Damn," the officer groused. He turned to look at the map. "Goblins attack from the east, and I've heard stirrings in the forests to the north. A horde of heathen barbarians, I'm certain. No doubt they were the ones that blew everything up."

"What is our lady's plan?" the runner asked, mopping his brow with a rag.

"Right now, she's 'communing with other forces.'"

"Sir?"

"Prayer, soldier. Right now we could use some."

At the apex of the tower, Elspeth Tirel sat cross-legged with her eyes closed. A slender figure alighted on the bare stone. A nimbus of light obscured her eyes and six wings folded delicately on her back.

"You summoned me," the angel said. "I am here."

"Mmm," Elspeth opened her eyes. "You are not the one I seek, but you may yet be of service."

TirMcDohl
08-27-2011, 08:42 PM
Janeway looked incredulous as Voyager took another hit from Kazon weapons fire.

"Tuvok! Where the hell did my five torpedoes go?!"

The Vulcan tactical officer looked bewildered as he looked at his control panel. "I do not know."

Harry piped up. "Sensors show a massive chronoton disturbance between us and the Kazon."

Janeway suddenly thought she saw a man with incredible sideburns standing on the bridge, but it was a fleeting vision, and it was gone.

---

Venser hiccupped again.

Wheels
08-27-2011, 08:47 PM
Can't we all just get along until I have a massive army of eldrazi?

TirMcDohl
08-27-2011, 08:50 PM
Oh, look at that. An Eldrazi amateur who can't even properly crack open hedrons.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/142.jpg

(Just kidding, Wheels, I love ya bunches.)

Büge
08-27-2011, 10:09 PM
Can't we all just get along until I have a massive army of eldrazi?

You finish off benjibot and then we'll talk.

TirMcDohl
08-27-2011, 10:16 PM
nope.avi

Mr. J
08-28-2011, 12:11 AM
And so the best part of star begins...

TirMcDohl
08-28-2011, 11:53 AM
I picked up the new FTV product, and I already want to add two cards from it to this deck. :(

Captain Sisay, because I'm rocking a bunch of legendary creatures

and the Innistrad preview guy, Mikaeus the Lunarch.

Büge
08-28-2011, 01:25 PM
I picked up the new FTV product

http://i865.photobucket.com/albums/ab212/ramblinquixotic/Gifs/tumblr_lqcy6opRSO1qfiszl.gif

TirMcDohl
08-28-2011, 05:56 PM
Sun Quan. Sisay.

I like shiny cards.

Wheels
08-29-2011, 08:24 AM
Sorry for the delay, it was an interesting weekend in the northeast

Untap, draw

tap 2 and sac the expedition map to search for and play (playing using the walking atlas because I can't remember if playing a land from the temporal aperture counts as playing a land for turn):

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card

Tap that and the rest of my land to use the aperture which produces:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card

end turn

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card)(tapped),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card)(tapped),Primal Beyond(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card),Naya Panorama (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card)(Tapped),Henge of Ramos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card),Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card)(tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card)(tapped)
Creatures:Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg)(tapped)
Graveyard: Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card)
Exile:
Command zone: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre[/QUOTE]

TirMcDohl
08-29-2011, 08:39 AM
End of Wheels' turn.

Venser took another swig of tequila, and the night of drinking caught up with him. He staggered toward the bathroom of the Blind Eternities (√(-1)th door on the right down the hall), he hiccupped again.

---

Voyager's fifth torpedo blinked back in to existence. Unfortunately, it was over the cemetery where some rat was busy robbing graves. Everything in a 2-mile radius was incinerated instantly.

Nighteyes didn't even know what hit him, and the next thing he knew, he was standing in the Blind Eternities, watching Venser puke up the last few hours next to the pay phone.

Tap Ancient Den for Swords to Plowshares, targeting Nighteyes. Assuming that goes through, Mr. J gains 4 life.

My turn.

Untap, upkeep, nothing happens from Aria.

Draw, look frumpy for a second.

Play a forest (Foil! I CAN NOT BE STOPPED)
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ts/300.jpg

End my turn.

TirMcDohl
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html), Great Furnace (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/133.html), Mountain, Forest, forest, plains
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html)
Creatures: Mayael the Anima
Graveyard: Swords to Plowshares (http://magiccards.info/cstd/en/7.html)
Exile: Decimate (http://magiccards.info/od/en/287.html)
Command zone:

Mr. J
08-29-2011, 11:33 AM
I'll reanimate the mogg warmarshal and get a token before nighteyes gets exiled

I'll get the board updates later today got classes and all.

E- Board state is updated.

benjibot
08-29-2011, 07:19 PM
Untap, Upkeep, Draw.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/267.jpg

Play Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html) revealing from my hand Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html) so it does not enter play tapped.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/10e/207.jpg
(See, there he is.)

Tap three Mountains to cast him. Yeah! Mountainwalk!

Tap a Swamp to equip Wort with the Infiltration Lens.

COMBAT PHASE

Hey Wheels! You like goblins, right?

Send Wort and two Goblin tokens barreling toward Wheels. (Wort is a 4/4, the tokens are both 2/2).

TirMcDohl
08-29-2011, 07:22 PM
You guyyyyyyyys

:(

Wheels
08-29-2011, 10:13 PM
Wheels is at 32

ouch

benjibot
08-29-2011, 10:29 PM
End turn.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Swamp (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)
Creatures: Wort, Boggart Auntie (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/252.html) @ Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html) (t), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin token (t), Goblin token (t), Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:

Mr. J
08-31-2011, 12:29 AM
Oh yes it's my turn:

Untap, draw

Play a reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cfx/143.jpg

Play Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/fnmp/100.jpg

Discard Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html) and Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html)

End my turn

Mr. J
Life: 44
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html) (t)
, Island (t), Island, Island, Swamp
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter) (t)
Creatures: Mogg War Marshall (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html), Goblin Token
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html)
, Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Büge
08-31-2011, 09:10 AM
My turn.

Untap.

Draw.

Play Temple of the False God. I get a bird token.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/sc/143.jpg

I will Transmute my Brainspoil...

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/78.jpg

into Blinding Angel.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ne/3.jpg

Then I will tap the remainder of my lands and cast Elspeth, Knight Errant.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ddf/1.jpg

She'll make a Soldier token.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/soldiertokennslaught.jpg

End turn.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Plains (t), Plains (t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges] (t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (5 Loyalty)
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), two 1/1 Bird tokens, 1/1 Soldier token.
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

"Hmmm, the tides of the Æther seem erratic," Elspeth mused. "I can delay no longer."

She took up her sword. "It is time to take this war to the enemy."

benjibot
08-31-2011, 10:53 AM
At the end of Büge's turn I tap Auntie's Hovel and Goblin Tinkerer to activate his ability targeting Temporal Apeture. I don't want to see what horrors lurk beyond it.

The Tinkerer will take 2 damage.

"Guess it doesn't bend that way."

Wheels
08-31-2011, 08:34 PM
You are right to fear the aperture, to the graveyard it goes

Untap, draw

tap all but the primal beyond to play:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193616&type=card

which costs 2 less thanks to the eye of ugin

end turn

Life: 32
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card)(tapped),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card)(tapped),Primal Beyond (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card),Naya Panorama (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card)(Tapped),Henge of Ramos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card),Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card)(tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg), Hand of Emrakul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193616&type=card)
Graveyard: Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card),temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card)
Exile:
Command zone: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

benjibot
08-31-2011, 08:39 PM
Eldritch horrors of non-Euclidean geometry lurked beyond! I don't know if my goblins could pass a sanity check.

Life: 40
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Swamp (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)
Creatures: Wort, Boggart Auntie (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/252.html) @ Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html) (t), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html) (t), Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin token (t), Goblin token (t), Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html)
Graveyard:
Exile:
Command zone:

TirMcDohl
08-31-2011, 08:53 PM
End of Wheels' turn, Mayael begins to sing. I look at the top five cards of my deck, growl in disgust, and pitch all five of them to the bottom.

Untap. Upkeep, the Aria still does nothing.

Draw. Look at my draw with absolute disgust.

Drop a plains. Tap it for...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/fvr/1.jpg

End my turn.

TirMcDohl
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html), Great Furnace (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/133.html), Mountain, Forest, Forest, plains
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html), Aether Vial (http://magiccards.info/fvr/en/1.html) (0 charge counters)
Creatures: Mayael the Anima
Graveyard:Swords to Plowshares (http://magiccards.info/cstd/en/7.html)
Exile: Decimate (http://magiccards.info/od/en/287.html)
Command zone:

benjibot
08-31-2011, 09:01 PM
Say, doesn't my War Marshal still require an echo cost if it's stolen by Nighteyes? In which case he goes back to my graveyard and pops out another token for Mr. J?

Mr. J
08-31-2011, 09:04 PM
Say, doesn't my War Marshal still require an echo cost if it's stolen by Nighteyes? In which case he goes back to my graveyard and pops out another token for Mr. J?

Herp de derp, that's what i get for updating stuff at 8 in the morning. Yes he did die on my upkeep and is in your graveyard.

benjibot
08-31-2011, 09:41 PM
Untap. During my Upkeep return Mogg War Marshal to my hand. Draw.

Hmm…

Tap three lands to cast Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mbs/104.jpg

Tap the other two to equip it to Wort.

Pause for response?

Wheels
09-01-2011, 08:21 AM
I have a response!

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/polls/198000/198677_1236342683505_full.jpg

Shaking my fist in your general direction!

Not enjoying an indestructible general with evasion, good thing I have plenty of artifact creatures in this deck.

benjibot
09-01-2011, 08:51 AM
Oh that's just fine. I like drawing cards too.

Büge
09-01-2011, 10:25 AM
No response here!

benjibot
09-01-2011, 01:18 PM
In that case I'll send Wort (4/4, Fear, Indestructable) and Swine-Rider (2/2, does 2 damage to all attackers and blockers if blocked) to attack Elspeth.

After that my turn will be over.

I'll post an updated board once I get home.

Büge
09-01-2011, 01:50 PM
Block the piggy with the soldier.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Plains (t), Plains (t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges] (t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (1 Loyalty)
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), two 1/1 Bird tokens
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

Mr. J
09-01-2011, 03:09 PM
Start my turn, Untap Draw

Play a Thawing glaciers
(http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html)
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/med/180.jpg

Play a Frost Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/55.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m12/55.jpg

I'll use the titan's ability to tap mayael.

Wait for response stuffs

Mr. J
Life: 44
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html) (t), Thawing glaciers (http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html) (t), Island (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter) (t)
Creatures:Goblin token, Goblin token, Frost Titan
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Wheels
09-01-2011, 03:31 PM
OH GOD TITANS

TirMcDohl
09-01-2011, 05:11 PM
In response, Activating Mayael. I'm tapped out.

Mayael sang her song, even as the ice began to encase her body.

---

Captain Braxton turned to his first officer. "Begin temporal incursion. We'll take him out of the timeline just before he is incinerated by Jor Kadeen."

"Aye, sir."

---

Jor Kadeen was shouting something about the force and the veins of the warrior as he charged headlong at Jedit Ojanen of Efrava. "DESTRUCITY!!!!!!!"

*** TirMcDohl cast Day of Judgment. ***

As the world was being bombarded by bright flashes of energy, a significantly different form of energy surrounded Ojanen, and he vanished, just before Jor Kadeen was incinerated by holy energy.

The Demoman taunted.

---

Suddenly, Ojanen was standing next to Mayael's frozen body.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pc/131.jpg

Mr. J
09-01-2011, 05:35 PM
Okay end my turn then.

Büge
09-01-2011, 09:30 PM
"Damn," Elspeth cursed as she recovered from the assault. The goblins had come out of nowhere. She'd barely fended off the noisome hag wearing strangely pristine armour. One of her soldiers was trampled unmercifully by a hog.

The fight was getting dirty.

My turn.

Draw.

Skip my first main phase, go to combat phase.

Send my angel and the birds at benjibot's dome. Since he's tapped out, I'm assuming he will respond with nothing, and I will go ahead and move to the second main phase.

I cycle Decree of Pain.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/sc/64.jpg
sorry bout your atlas wheels

Then I use Elspeth's ability and get a soldier boy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/soldiertokennslaught.jpg

End turn.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Plains, Plains, Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges] (t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (2 Loyalty)
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399) (t), 1/1 Soldier token
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

Mr. J
09-01-2011, 09:59 PM
Okay lemme figure out what all dies here.

Buge: 2 birds (with one stone)
Wheels: Atlas
TirMcDohl: Mayael dammit
Benji: Goblin Tinkerer, Goblin Chiturgeon, 2 Goblin Tokens, Goblin King
Me: 2 goblin tokens

benjibot
09-02-2011, 06:49 AM
Can't be regenerated? Grumble grumble.

Oh I do have a response. It's something like "Eek! Birds!"

And the Decree also killed Jedit, the Emeria Angel, and Hand of Emrakul. So draw 13 cards? Not bad.

Also, ouch.

Life total: 35

Wheels
09-02-2011, 08:28 AM
Can't be regenerated? Grumble grumble.

Oh I do have a response. It's something like "Eek! Birds!"

And the Decree also killed Jedit, the Emeria Angel, and Hand of Emrakul. So draw 13 cards? Not bad.

Also, ouch.

Life total: 35

He only cycled the decree, so it's just -2/-2 to all

Wheels
09-02-2011, 09:19 AM
sac the griffon canyon and primal beyond to bring out:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=4594&type=card

hmnn I seem too have a good amount of mana here, let me tap everything except the tectonic edge and play:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card

destroying Mr J's reliquary tower.

Then I think I'll attack him with the hand

Nothing else from me this turn, regardless of repsonses.

Life: 32
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card),Naya Panorama (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card)(Tapped),Henge of Ramos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card),Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card)(tapped),Scorched Ruins (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)(tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:Hand of Emrakul(tapped attacking (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193616&type=card),BIGGUNS (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)
Graveyard: Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card),temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card),Primal Beyond (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),
Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg)
Exile:
Command zone: null

benjibot
09-02-2011, 09:37 AM
He only cycled the decree, so it's just -2/-2 to all

Oh. That makes much more sense.

(Were we playing in person I'd throw regeneration shields on things just to watch them die from having 0 toughness because I always do stupid stuff like that.)

shivam
09-02-2011, 11:20 AM
man, wheels, you have some weird lands in your deck. is it because you can only have lands that make colorless mana?

Mr. J
09-02-2011, 11:28 AM
Buge couldn't have cycled at instant speed could he x.x

I'll sac my glaciers and take 7

Mr. J
Life: 37
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html), Island (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter) (t)
Creatures:Goblin token, Goblin token, Frost Titan
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html), Thawing Glaciers (http://magiccards.info/jr/en/51.html), Reliquary Tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

benjibot
09-02-2011, 11:32 AM
I have a bad feeling!

Wheels
09-02-2011, 12:34 PM
man, wheels, you have some weird lands in your deck. is it because you can only have lands that make colorless mana?

yes it is, many more to come!

Büge
09-02-2011, 12:38 PM
Buge couldn't have cycled at instant speed could he x.x

Could I have? I'm sorry!

TirMcDohl
09-02-2011, 01:02 PM
Nope. You can cycle whenever you want.


702.27a Cycling is an activated ability that functions only while the card with cycling is in a player's hand. "Cycling [cost]" means "[Cost], Discard this card: Draw a card."

Mr. J
09-02-2011, 01:07 PM
I worded that a little weird, I knew you can but I was mostly sad about not having tokens :(. Also, updating board

Mr. J
09-02-2011, 01:19 PM
Cycling at instant speed is one of the big reasons why krosan tusker and the decrees are so good. Pain is an instant cantrip board wipe early and an expensive board wipe that puts you way ahead late.

TirMcDohl
09-02-2011, 01:27 PM
Also, it's my turn! Mayael doesn't untap (grumble grumble)

Ojanen looked pretty pathetic holding a hot air dryer over Mayael's frozen body. "Did I really just get sucked through time and plane to thaw out an elf?"

Upkeep, the Aria kicks off, despite the fact that Mayael's frozen. Mayael and Jedit Ojanen get +1/+1 counters. The 10 life effect doesn't kick off yet. I'll be coloring each creature's P/T in green. Also, Aether vial gets a charge counter (1).

Draw.

Drop a Rootbound Crag
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m12/228.jpg
Now while I still have the comprehensive rules up...


Or I can google search.

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtgcom/daily/sf6

This describes Star rules.

The two players across the circle from a player are that player's enemies. Each turn, a player's creatures can attack either of these enemies or be split between them.

The two players who sit adjacent to a player are that player's allies. A player's creatures can't attack his or her allies, but he or she can target them and their permanents with whatever spells he or she wishes.

A player's allies aren't opponents, so cards that say "each opponent," "target opponent," etc. can't affect them. (You could try Star without this rule, but letting an ally "opponent" split your Gifts Ungiven or graciously accept your Knight tokens from Hunted Dragon seems like it would be hilarious exactly once, and very tiresome thereafter.)

Emphasis mine. I just want to keep that in mind as I drop my next card.

Tap out.

"Captain Braxton, someone's piggybacked a signal on our transporter beam! They're creating their own temporal incursion!"

"Who is it?"

The audio speakers on the bridge crackled to life.

All Will Be One.

---

The trees that had been coated in the ichor of Phyrexia began to thrum, and a portal opened.


http://magiccards.info/scans/en/nph/127.jpg

(Only I get the double mana (moar liek DOUBLE MEAT) from this effect, and only Buge and Mr. J have the land tapdown effect. Wheels and Benji are unaffected.)

Proceeding to combat phase. Any of you kids want to do anything?


TirMcDohl
Life: 40
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html) (t), Great Furnace (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/133.html) (t), Rootbound Crag (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/228.html) (t), Mountain (t), Forest (t), Forest (t), plains (t), plains (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html), Æther Vial (http://magiccards.info/fvr/en/1.html) (1 charge counter)
Creatures: Mayael the Anima (3/4)(t), Jedit Ojanen of Efrava (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/131.html) (6/6), Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger (http://magiccards.info/nph/en/127.html) (7/6)
Graveyard:Swords to Plowshares (http://magiccards.info/cstd/en/7.html)
Exile: Decimate (http://magiccards.info/od/en/287.html)
Command zone:

Wheels
09-02-2011, 01:34 PM
Very glad I'm your ally right now

TirMcDohl
09-02-2011, 02:05 PM
(also, moar liek VORE-inclex, am i rite?)

(you know, because he's the voice of HUNGER)

(i'm funny)

Mr. J
09-02-2011, 02:54 PM
Go ahead

TirMcDohl
09-02-2011, 04:23 PM
I'm mainly waiting for Buge's input, because Jedit's coming at his face.

Büge
09-02-2011, 06:43 PM
He'd trained for it his entire life. Going from a skinny cadet to full-fledged duty in the Legion, proud, strong and true. Now here it was, battle at last. He would win. He would not let the foe pass. All they had were weapons. He had skill, tenacity and faith in his training.

The ogre-sized tiger-warrior bore down on him, but he remained steadfast. He held up a hand.

"Stop right there, criminal scuuuoough..."

He looked down at the cleaver-like scimitar that skewered him like a roast.

"Damn it."

(I block Jedit with my soldier token)

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Plains, Plains, Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges] (t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (2 Loyalty)
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399) (t)
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

TirMcDohl
09-02-2011, 09:23 PM
It goes without saying that I make a Cat Warrior, forestwalk, 2/2, all that jazz.

That's it for my turn.

Ojanen passed off the hair dryer to one of the tiger-men that appeared through numerous temporal rifts.

benjibot
09-03-2011, 11:00 AM
Untap, During my Upkeep return Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html) to my hand, Draw.

Feh.

Tap two Mountains and a Swamp to play Boggart Harbinger (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/102.html).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/102.jpg

Search for and reveal Goblin Recruiter (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/80.html).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/vi/80.jpg

Shuffle my library and put the Recruiter on top.

Finally, I'll tap the remaining lands to recast the Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html) and bring along another little buddy.


Life: 35
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Swamp (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html), Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)
Creatures: Wort, Boggart Auntie (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/252.html) (Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)) (Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)), Boggart Harbinger (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/102.html), Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html), Goblin token
Graveyard: Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html),
Exile:
Command zone:

benjibot
09-03-2011, 12:50 PM
Oh, and that's the end of my turn.

Büge
09-04-2011, 05:58 PM
Mistah J?

Mr. J
09-04-2011, 06:46 PM
Okay, I'm back. I've been away from my deck for a bit.

untap, draw

Play Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/us/en/66.html) targeting vorinclex

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/us/66.jpg.

response? I'm tapped out currently.

E- the board should also be up to date now

TirMcDohl
09-04-2011, 06:49 PM
That's...a problem. I don't think I have any response to that, but I'm away from my deck until tomorrow evening.

Guys, help me out here.

Büge
09-04-2011, 07:18 PM
Nnnnno.

I believe everyone who would benefit from helping you is tapped out.

Wheels
09-04-2011, 07:25 PM
oh crap (I got nothing)

Mr. J
09-04-2011, 07:28 PM
Well, then I'll procede to my combat step and attack wheels with the frost titan, tapping his general.

benjibot
09-04-2011, 07:35 PM
Well, then I'll procede to my combat step and attack wheels with the frost titan, tapping his general.

:D

I could take care of Vorinclex at Sorcery speed.

Wheels
09-05-2011, 02:32 PM
Well, then I'll procede to my combat step and attack wheels with the frost titan, tapping his general.

I take a giant fist to the fact

Life: 26

Büge
09-05-2011, 05:35 PM
Darnit, you two, stop slapping each other around and help me kill benjibot and TirMcDohl.

Also, what happens with lands that were already tapped when Vorinclex came into play? Do they untap as normal?

Mr. J
09-05-2011, 06:35 PM
vorinclex only cares if they were tapped for mana, not entered the battlefield tapped.

End my turn

Mr. J
Life: 37
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) (t), Island (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter) (t), Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/9e/en/68.html)
Creatures:Frost Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/55.html) (t), Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger (http://magiccards.info/nph/en/127.html) (Confiscate)
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html), Thawing glaciers (http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Büge
09-05-2011, 08:12 PM
My turn.

Draw.

Play Caves of Koilos, I get a Bird token.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/10e/350.jpg

Use Elspeth's ability, I get a Soldier.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/soldiertokennslaught.jpg

A lawmage appeared before Jedit clasping a scroll.

"Jedit Ojanen Of Efrava," the official droned. "An injunction has been declared against you, that you did not register as a combatant in this conflict, and that you did willingly kill a man without said registration. Further, your presence here is causing large fractures in the time stream, for which a class-action lawsuit has been prepared by victims of temporal displacement. You are hereby required to work in perpetuity at the Wheel of Pain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqQA1SUifw) until such time as the full charges can be collated and levied."

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/gp/125.jpg

(cast Pillory on Jedit)

End turn.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Plains, Plains, Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges] (t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (3 Loyalty), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882)@Jedit
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), 1/1 Bird token, 1/1 Soldier token
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

TirMcDohl
09-05-2011, 11:31 PM
"Captain, it seems our agent in repairing the timeline has been apprehended by the authorities of that timeline. They've activated some sort of scattering field around their prison that is preventing our temporal transporter from maintaining a lock."

Captain Braxton rubbed his temples. This was even worse than the time a temporal duplicate of himself was trapped on Earth in the 20th century.

"Didn't Voyager's temporally displaced torpedoes destroy their prison?"

"It seems they maintain many prisons, Captain."

"We can't pull him out...then our only chance is to send another operative in. Scan the continuum for someone who might be able to turn this conflict in Mayael's favor."

The man in armor and sideburns appeared in a flash on Relativity's temporal transporter platform. "See, the problem is you're thinking fourth-dimensionally, my dear captain. Speaking of captains, have you ever met Sisay? Now she was a hell of a woman. Never returns my calls when I'm in Dominaria...'course she's either not born yet or is long dead when I'm there, usually."

"Who the hell are you?" Braxton growled.

Venser smiled a crooked smile, and apparently fully sober. See, that was the benefit of having fine control over teleportation and chronoportation: you could blink out of time and come back without a hangover all in an instant.

"Someone who's here to clean up the mess you've been making."

---

Ojanen didn't really know how it had happened. He had gone out to fight for the lord who had recruited him, and had been arrested for it. Such a strange world he had been taken to, and now imprisoned in.

"How could this possibly get any worse?"


Buuuuuuge, why are you putting all my dudes in prison? D:

Büge
09-06-2011, 07:38 AM
Because you keep throwing them at me.

TirMcDohl
09-06-2011, 08:09 AM
You're supposed to let me beat your faaaaaace. D:

Büge
09-06-2011, 08:09 AM
And also because you destroyed my goddamn kite.

TirMcDohl
09-06-2011, 08:26 AM
Hey, that wasn't me. That was a temporally displaced photon torpedo.

Büge
09-06-2011, 11:32 AM
And temporal displacement led to Jedit being put in the hoosegow. I don't see the issue here.

Wheels
09-06-2011, 01:13 PM
You stink Mr. J ok, tapping the scorched ruins to play:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=79862&type=card

tap the temple of the false god and urza's tower to equip to my general.

Done after that regardless of responses.

Life: 26
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card),Naya Panorama (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card),Henge of Ramos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card),Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card)(tapped),Scorched Ruins (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)(tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:General's Kabuto (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=79862&type=card)
Creatures:Hand of Emrakul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193616&type=card),BIGGUNS(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)
Graveyard: Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card),temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card),Primal Beyond (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),
Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg)
Exile:
Command zone: null pointer exception

TirMcDohl
09-06-2011, 02:02 PM
Untap.

Upkeep. Lose one life because somehow Ojanen pushing the Wheel of Pain hurts me. Mayael's Aria kicks off, adding a +1/+1 counter to Mayael, Jedit Ojanen (IT MAKES HIM STRAWNGAH), and the cat warrior token. Aether vial continues to charge (2 counters). Tap two mountains/forests/plains, and tap Mayael.

She continued to sing.

---

On Relativity, Venser was operating the control consoles for the temporal transporter. "See, here's the problem you have: you're only considering your vibrational reality. You've got to thing six-dimensionally if you want to get this temporal incursion business right."

He energized the temporal transporter.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/dpa/87.jpg

"Are you sure about this?" Braxton asked Venser.

Venser shrugged. "Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.

End turn.

TirMcDohl
Life: 39
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html), Great Furnace (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/133.html), Rootbound Crag (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/228.html), Mountain (t), Forest (t), Forest (t), plains (t), plains (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html), Æther Vial (http://magiccards.info/fvr/en/1.html) (2 charge counters)
Creatures: Mayael the Anima (4/5)(t), Jedit Ojanen of Efrava (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/131.html) (7/7) (Stuck on the Wheel of Pain), Cat Warrior Token (3/3), Verdant Force (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/87.html) (7/7)
Graveyard:Swords to Plowshares (http://magiccards.info/cstd/en/7.html)
Exile: Decimate (http://magiccards.info/od/en/287.html)
Command zone:

benjibot
09-06-2011, 10:05 PM
Untap.

Upkeep: Goblin War Marshal dies and makes another Goblin Token. McDohl gets a Saproling. I return Goblin Tinkerer to my hand.

Draw.


Tap all my lands.

Play Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), and Goblin Recruiter (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/80.html).

Search my deck and reveal the following:

Goblin Ringleader (http://magiccards.info/evg/en/40.html)
Warren Instigator (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/154.html)
Goblin Chieftain (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/138.html)
Squeaking Pie Grubfellows (http://magiccards.info/mt/en/78.html)
Earwig Squad (http://magiccards.info/mt/en/60.html)
Bazaar Trader (http://magiccards.info/wwk/en/72.html)
Mad Auntie (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/123.html)
Fodder Launch (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/114.html)
Squee, Goblin Nabob (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/239.html)
Tuktuk the Explorer (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/169.html)
Goblin Matron (http://magiccards.info/us/en/191.html)
Gempalm Incinerator (http://magiccards.info/le/en/94.html)

After which I'll shuffle my deck and put them on top in that order.

At which point I'll end my turn.

Life: 35
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Swamp (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html), Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)
Creatures: Wort, Boggart Auntie (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/252.html) (Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)) (Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)), Boggart Harbinger (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/102.html), Goblin Recruiter (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/80.html), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), Goblin token, Goblin token
Graveyard: Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html), Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

Mr. J
09-07-2011, 01:43 PM
Untap my chalice and frost titan, Draw

Play pithing needle (http://magiccards.info/m10/en/217.html) and name mayael the anima.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m10/217.jpg

Pass the turn. (see below)

Mr. J
Life: 37
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) (t), Island (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html) (1 counter) (t), Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/9e/en/68.html), pithing needle (http://magiccards.info/m10/en/217.html) (mayael)
Creatures:Frost Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/55.html) (t), Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger (http://magiccards.info/nph/en/127.html) (Confiscate)
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html), Thawing glaciers (http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Mr. J
09-07-2011, 01:45 PM
erm actually I'm going to not pass the turn and attack wheels with frost titan tapping his hand.

Wheels
09-07-2011, 02:08 PM
erm actually I'm going to not pass the turn and attack wheels with frost titan tapping his hand.

life=20

Mr J=DOOMED

Büge
09-07-2011, 02:13 PM
IF YOU KIDS DON'T KNOCK THAT OFF

Mr. J
09-07-2011, 02:32 PM
destroying Mr J's reliquary tower.

Then I think I'll attack him with the hand

he started it :P

benjibot
09-07-2011, 02:47 PM
erm actually I'm going to not pass the turn and attack wheels with frost titan tapping his hand.

Ahem!

As much as I'd like this to happen, I'm afraid Ulamog has Shroud.

shivam
09-07-2011, 02:49 PM
Ahem!

As much as I'd like this to happen, I'm afraid Ulamog has Shroud.

*cough* ahem, i think he was tapping the hand of emrakul, which does not have shroud.

benjibot
09-07-2011, 03:01 PM
*cough* ahem, i think he was tapping the hand of emrakul, which does not have shroud.

So he was.

Carry on then!

I, in turn, will keep up my uncanny ability to misread cards and targets.

Wheels
09-07-2011, 03:02 PM
IF YOU KIDS DON'T KNOCK THAT OFF

BUT HE'S A BIG MEANY

Destil
09-07-2011, 03:03 PM
IF YOU KIDS DON'T KNOCK THAT OFF

Or Büge will turn this corrupted angel around right now and no one gets vindicates.

TirMcDohl
09-07-2011, 05:27 PM
fffff

I hate you all. Except Benji and Wheels.

So everyone except them. Buge and Mr J.

I hate you both. Also, I get a saproling at Mr. J's upkeep from Verdant force. I have two.

OH AND I HAVE TO MAKE THIS JOKE.

Pith off.

TirMcDohl
09-07-2011, 05:30 PM
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

YOU'RE TAPPED OUT.

YOU'RE FUCKING TAPPED OUT.

CHECK IT.

TAPPING ANCIENT DEN.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pc/25.jpg

Countering Pithing Needle.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/154/672/u%20mad.png?1311786083

TirMcDohl
09-07-2011, 05:35 PM
http://209.85.62.24/253/91/0/p421954/U_mad_bro.gif
^
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|
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Venser

"See that there, Captain? That's how you do a temporal incursion!"

Braxton watched as the effects of the Pithing Needle never happened, changing the course of history.

"This guy is good." Braxton muttered to himself.

Mr. J
09-07-2011, 05:36 PM
okay, that's fine. it's not like you have mana to use her next turn

TirMcDohl
09-07-2011, 05:43 PM
How dare you try to do silly things like that while I'm work.

EDIT: Just adding my board state to this post.

TirMcDohl
Life: 39
Cards in hand: 1
Lands: Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html) (t), Great Furnace (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/133.html), Rootbound Crag (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/228.html), Mountain (t), Forest (t), Forest (t), plains (t), plains (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html), Æther Vial (http://magiccards.info/fvr/en/1.html) (2 charge counters)
Creatures: Mayael the Anima (4/5)(t), Jedit Ojanen of Efrava (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/131.html) (7/7) (Stuck on the Wheel of Pain), Cat Warrior Token (3/3), Verdant Force (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/87.html) (7/7), 2 1/1 Saproling Tokens
Graveyard:Swords to Plowshares (http://magiccards.info/cstd/en/7.html), Mana Tithe (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/25.html)
Exile: Decimate (http://magiccards.info/od/en/287.html)
Command zone:

Büge
09-07-2011, 08:22 PM
does that conclude Mr. J's turn?

Mr. J
09-07-2011, 08:25 PM
Oh yes go ahead

TirMcDohl
09-07-2011, 08:39 PM
I get a saproling at Buge's upkeep.

Büge
09-07-2011, 09:32 PM
Untap.

Upkeep. TirMcDohl gets another Saproling.

Draw.

"Sergeant, do you trust me?" Elspeth asked the soldier by her side.

"Ma'am?"

"I mean, do you believe what we're doing here is right?" She stared over the hazy moor, the churned mud indicative of the constant battle. "This isn't even our fight. Yet we're here, waging war against an enemy we neither hate nor envy."

"We do what we must, Ma'am."

Elspeth's smile was tinged with sorrow. "I'm glad you understand."

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/3.jpg
(artifacts/creatures w/CMC = 3 or less)

(awaiting response)

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Plains(t), Plains(t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges], Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (3 Loyalty), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882)@Jedit
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399)
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

benjibot
09-07-2011, 10:06 PM
Assuming no other more direct response I do the following:

Sacrifice a Goblin token to put a regeneration shield on Goblin Chirurgeon.
Sacrifice a Goblin token to put a regeneration shield on Goblin Tinkerer.
Sacrifice Goblin Recruiter to put a regeneration shield on Mayael the Anima.

That sounds pretty good. And I still have a Boggart Harbinger I could sac if it were worth my while.

Life: 35
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Swamp (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)
Creatures: Wort, Boggart Auntie (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/252.html) (Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html) (t), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html) (t)
Graveyard: Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html), Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html), Boggart Harbinger (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/102.html), Goblin Recruiter (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/80.html), Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

Büge
09-07-2011, 11:07 PM
That's what I thought.

Play a swamp, I get a Bird token.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/roe/239.jpg

Use Elspeth's +1 to make a Soldier.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/soldiertokennslaught.jpg

End turn.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Plains(t), Plains(t), Swamp, Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges], Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (4 Loyalty), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882)@Jedit
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), 1/1 Soldier token, 1/1 Bird token.
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)[/QUOTE]

benjibot
09-08-2011, 05:48 AM
That's what I thought.


Gulp.

Wheels
09-08-2011, 10:30 AM
Damn it I just played that equipment, and now those lands don't untap this turn!

Grrrr

Untap, Draw

Combat...
Swing at...benjibot with Ulamog! (please leave me alone Frost Titan)

Done after that regardless of responses


Life: 20
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card),Naya Panorama (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card),Henge of Ramos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card),Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card)(tapped),Scorched Ruins (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)(tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:Hand of Emrakul(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193616&type=card),BIGGUNS(tapped attacking) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)
Graveyard: Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card),temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card),Primal Beyond (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),
Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg),General's Kabuto (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=79862&type=card)
Exile:
Command zone: null pointer exception

benjibot
09-08-2011, 10:47 AM
This is… not good.

TirMcDohl
09-08-2011, 10:52 AM
You guyyyyyyyys. :(

Wheels
09-08-2011, 10:53 AM
This is… not good.

don't forget about the annihilator 4! :)

benjibot
09-08-2011, 10:56 AM
don't forget about the annihilator 4! :)

That would be the "not good" part.

benjibot
09-08-2011, 11:16 AM
Okay.

I will sacrifice my Chirurgeon, my Tinkerer, a Mountain, and a Swamp.

Then block with The Incredible, Indestructible Auntie.

I have a feeling losing those lands is going to bite me in the ass.

Mr. J
09-08-2011, 01:06 PM
Buge do you have 4 or 5 cards in hand? You started the turn with 5 and then used 2 so I have you at 4 cards.

Büge
09-08-2011, 01:19 PM
You are correct, sir.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Plains(t), Plains(t), Swamp, Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges], Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (4 Loyalty), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882)@Jedit
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), 1/1 Soldier token, 1/1 Bird token.
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

TirMcDohl
09-08-2011, 05:13 PM
Get a sap at Wheels' upkeep. I've got 1 after Buge's kersplosion.

Untap, Mayael untaps.

Upkeep, get a saproling, got 2. Also, Mayael's Aria does its thing. Saps are now 2/2, Verdant Force is 8/8, Jedit (oh right wheel of pain) is 8/8, Mayael is 5/6.

Draw a land, play a land. Mountain.

Swing with Verdant Force at Mr. J.

TirMcDohl
Life: 38
Cards in hand: 1
Lands:, Rootbound Crag (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/228.html), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain, Forest (t), Forest (t), plains (t), plains (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html), Creatures: Mayael the Anima (5/6)(t), Jedit Ojanen of Efrava (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/131.html) (8/8) (Stuck on the Wheel of Pain), Verdant Force (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/87.html) (8/8), 2 2/2 Saproling Tokens
Graveyard:Swords to Plowshares (http://magiccards.info/cstd/en/7.html), Mana Tithe (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/25.html), Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html), Great Furnace (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/133.html), Æther Vial (http://magiccards.info/fvr/en/1.html)
Exile: Decimate (http://magiccards.info/od/en/287.html)
Command zone:

TirMcDohl
09-08-2011, 05:14 PM
Also, I'm done, regardless of the outcome.

Mr. J
09-08-2011, 07:05 PM
verdant force tickles, go to 29

benjibot
09-08-2011, 09:02 PM
Untap. Upkeep. Return Goblin King to my hand. Draw.

Balls.

Tap my three remaining lands to play Goblin King.

Swing Wort at Elspeth.

End turn.

Life: 35
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)
Creatures: Wort, Boggart Auntie (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/252.html) (Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)), Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html)
Graveyard: Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html), Boggart Harbinger (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/102.html), Goblin Recruiter (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/80.html), Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), Mountain, Swamp
Exile:
Command zone:

Büge
09-08-2011, 09:19 PM
Elspeth saw the ugly hag rushing at her. She sighed.

"I swore I'd never use this spell, but... Expecto Patronum!"

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mprp/18.jpg

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Plains(t), Plains(t), Swamp, Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges], Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (4 Loyalty), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882)@Jedit
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), 1/1 Soldier token, 1/1 Bird token.
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297), Condemn (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205098)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

benjibot
09-08-2011, 09:39 PM
I don't know what that spell does.

Mr. J
09-08-2011, 10:30 PM
it puts wort on the bottom of your library. you also gain 4 life off of it.

Büge
09-08-2011, 11:17 PM
http://card.mtgdeckbuilder.net/M11/11.jpg

TirMcDohl
09-09-2011, 04:35 AM
Condemn is the worst possible thing that can ever happen to a general.

benjibot
09-09-2011, 10:02 AM
Oh.

Life: 39
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)
Creatures: Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html)
Graveyard: Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html), Boggart Harbinger (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/102.html), Goblin Recruiter (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/80.html), Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), Mountain, Swamp
Exile:
Command zone:

Mr. J
09-09-2011, 11:21 PM
Untap, upkeep drawzz,

tap an island and cast impulse (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/17.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/fnmp/17.jpg

Then I'll cast duplicant (http://magiccards.info/arc/en/106.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arc/106.jpg

responses?

I have watery grave untapped

TirMcDohl
09-10-2011, 08:29 AM
This is a problem.

Wheels
09-10-2011, 08:48 PM
Oh dear ( no response )

Büge
09-10-2011, 09:03 PM
I will respond by laughing like a donkey.

Mr. J
09-10-2011, 09:19 PM
Bad token maker, I'll eat the verdant force.

TirMcDohl
09-10-2011, 11:24 PM
Aww... :(

Büge
09-11-2011, 09:28 AM
What happens next? :0c

Mr. J
09-11-2011, 11:22 AM
and I'm back, attack wheels with frost titan tapping his general.

Mr. J
09-11-2011, 12:54 PM
I'm going to assume that it's okay.

Play Lonely Sandbar (http://magiccards.info/on/en/320.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/on/320.jpg

Pass the turn

Mr. J
Life: 29
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html), Island (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t), Lonely Sandbar (http://magiccards.info/on/en/320.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/9e/en/68.html)
Creatures:Frost Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/55.html) (t), Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger (http://magiccards.info/nph/en/127.html) (Confiscate), duplicant (http://magiccards.info/arc/en/106.html) (Verdant Force) (7/7)
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html), Thawing glaciers (http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html), Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html), pithing needle (http://magiccards.info/m10/en/217.html), impulse (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/17.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Büge
09-11-2011, 03:15 PM
Oops, I made a mistake last turn. Elspeth should have been at 5 loyalty.

Elspeth watched as the sky-blue giant strode across the battlefield, swinging an axe glittering with rime like a titanic icy lumberjack. Churning mud froze solid with every step. The nameless horror in its path seemed to freeze in place simply by proximity to the steaming colossus.

"This is madness," Elspeth muttered.

Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw...

Anyway, I play Terminal Moraine. The Emeria Angel nets me a Bird.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ps/142.jpg

Then I shall cast Liliana Vess...

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/gvl/32.jpg

"Someone needs to get la-aid," Liliana chanted as she appeared beside Elspeth. The armored woman glared at her fellow planeswalker. "Oh, don't give me that look. I'm under contract, same as you."

"Well, so long as you're here, Liliana, maybe you can help me find something..."

and use her -2 ability.

I'll use Elspeth's +1 to make a Soldier.

Then I'll cast Blinding Angel.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/9e/7.jpg

Attack McDohl with the Emeria Angel.

And that's it for my turn.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 1
Lands: Plains (t), Plains (t), Swamp (t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733) (t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges](t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344) (t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406) (t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497) (t), Terminal Moraine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=25980) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (6 Loyalty), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882)@Jedit, Liliana Vess (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205961) (3 Loyalty)
Creatures: Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399) (t), Blinding Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83007), two 1/1 Soldier token, two 1/1 Bird tokens.
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297), Condemn (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205098)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

TirMcDohl
09-11-2011, 03:17 PM
Ouch mein facen.

Wheels
09-12-2011, 08:49 AM
Down to 14 from the titan

Untap, Upkeep, Draw

Tap out.

Play:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193429&type=card

Returning my walking atlas to play then play:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=205058&type=card

end turn

Life: 14
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card),Naya Panorama(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card),Henge of Ramos(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card),Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card)(tapped),Scorched Ruins (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)(tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:Hand of Emrakul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193616&type=card),BIGGUNS(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card),Artisan of Kozilek (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193429&type=card),Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg)
Graveyard: Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card),temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card),Primal Beyond (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),General's Kabuto (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=79862&type=card)
Exile:
Command zone: null pointer exception

TirMcDohl
09-12-2011, 10:26 AM
Untap. By my reckoning, I get all my lands back.

Upkeep. Magic wand makes my monsters grow. Wheel of Pain makes Jedit MEATY. I have 2 3/3 Saprolings and 2 2/2 Saprolings. Mayael's a 6/7, Jedit's a 9/9.

Draw. Tap 6 to Mayael.

(Oh, ha ha! My Lightning Greaves AND my green artifact land! Oh, Dohl. Your affinity shenanigans knows no bounds! However...

Venser's hands danced across the temporal transporter's control panel, grinning when he locked on the titan he was looking for. Braxton stood behind him. "Why are you doing this?"

Venser turned around and looked at Captain Braxton. "Ever hear of New Phyrexia?" Braxton shook his head. "Well, suffice to say, Captain, they shouldn't even be here for another decade or so."

The captain pointed out the obvious flaw in this situation. "Then how come one of their god-beings is present in this conflict?"

Venser looked annoyed. "Well, captain, that's because SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He energized the transporter.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m12/188.jpg

Let's go pawing through my library...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ps/141.jpg

Put one of the plains I tapped back in to my hand. Other land...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/arc/130.jpg

Peek at the top four, stuff one underneath the Bridge, and put everything else at the bottom. Replay the Plains I bounced for Rith's Grove. I'm done.


TirMcDohl
Life: 34
Cards in hand: 2
Lands:, Rootbound Crag (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/228.html), Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Mountain, Forest (t), Forest (t), plains (t), plains, Mosswort Bridge (http://magiccards.info/arc/en/130.html) (T, something exiled), Rith's Grove (http://magiccards.info/ps/en/141.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Mayael's Aria (http://magiccards.info/arb/en/121.html),
Creatures: Mayael the Anima (6/7)(t), Jedit Ojanen of Efrava (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/131.html) (9/9) (Stuck on the Wheel of Pain), Primeval Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/188.html), 2 3/3 Saproling Tokens, 2 2/2 Saproling Tokens,
Graveyard:Swords to Plowshares (http://magiccards.info/cstd/en/7.html), Mana Tithe (http://magiccards.info/pc/en/25.html), Ancient Den (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/130.html), Great Furnace (http://magiccards.info/pch/en/133.html), Æther Vial (http://magiccards.info/fvr/en/1.html)
Exile: Decimate (http://magiccards.info/od/en/287.html), Verdant Force (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/87.html)
Command zone: File not found, abort/retry/fail?

benjibot
09-13-2011, 07:31 AM
Oh, right.

Untap, etc, etc.

Tap two mountains.

Cast Warren Instigator (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/154.html).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/zen/154.jpg

Wait to die.

Go ahead.

Life: 39
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)
Creatures: Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html)
Graveyard: Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html), Boggart Harbinger (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/102.html), Goblin Recruiter (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/80.html), Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), Mountain, Swamp
Exile:
Command zone:

Wheels
09-13-2011, 08:20 AM
FYI- I plan to activate the temple bell at the end of Mr J's turn.

Mr. J
09-13-2011, 11:06 AM
I'm assuming that benji is done.

untap draw.

Attack wheels with frost titan tapping his general.

Büge
09-13-2011, 11:14 AM
Oh boy!

EDIT: Oh no!

Wheels
09-13-2011, 03:58 PM
I'm assuming that benji is done.

untap draw.

Attack wheels with frost titan tapping his general.

block with my 10/9 artisan

Mr. J
09-13-2011, 04:06 PM
Second main phase, play decree of pain (http://magiccards.info/sc/en/64.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/sc/64.jpg

retain priority, play into the roil (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/48.html) targeting confiscate

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/zen/48.jpg

Float a blue and a black mana.

benjibot
09-13-2011, 04:46 PM
Oh shit.

Wish I'd waited a turn to play the Instigator.

Büge
09-13-2011, 06:58 PM
what the hell man

Wheels
09-13-2011, 07:18 PM
I don't much care for where this is going

Mr. J
09-13-2011, 07:22 PM
I'm gonna wait to see if mcdohl has anything to do before I draw my cards (also I wish I had my reliquary tower).

Büge
09-13-2011, 08:05 PM
I sincerely doubt he has the ability to do anything meaningful, but we can wait.

Mr. J
09-13-2011, 08:06 PM
well he gets vorinclex back for a bit so I just want to be sure.

Büge
09-13-2011, 08:19 PM
You're right. He could have a Fling in hand or something.

TirMcDohl
09-14-2011, 05:48 AM
Ain't got shit.

Wheels
09-14-2011, 10:06 AM
I see what's going on here, wipe the board and steal Wheels' indestructible general. If I weren't playing a colorless deck I'd be more prepared for this scenario.

benjibot
09-14-2011, 10:16 AM
Hey, you're not the only one to lose an indestructible general.

Mr. J
09-14-2011, 11:16 AM
Draw 18 cards.

Play a swamp

Play shadowmage infiltrator (http://magiccards.info/od/en/294.html)

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/od/294.jpg

End my turn, Discard:Swamp, Island, Island, Evacuation (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/83.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html), Nirkana Revenant (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/120.html), Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/107.html), Grave pact (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/85.html), Propaganda (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/55.html), Mind Spring (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/12.html), Vampire Hexmage (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/114.html) and Memory Plunder (http://magiccards.info/shm/en/169.html).

Mr. J
Life: 29
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html) (t), Island (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t), Swamp (t), Lonely Sandbar (http://magiccards.info/on/en/320.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures: shadowmage infiltrator (http://magiccards.info/od/en/294.html)
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html), Thawing glaciers (http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html), Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html), pithing needle (http://magiccards.info/m10/en/217.html), impulse (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/17.html), Frost Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/55.html), duplicant (http://magiccards.info/arc/en/106.html), Into the roil (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/48.html), Decree of pain (http://magiccards.info/sc/en/64.html), Swamp, Island, Island, Evacuation (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/83.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html), Nirkana Revenant (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/120.html), Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/107.html), Grave pact (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/85.html), Propaganda (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/55.html), Mind Spring (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/12.html), Vampire Hexmage (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/114.html), Memory Plunder (http://magiccards.info/shm/en/169.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Wheels
09-14-2011, 01:54 PM
Activate the temple bell during Mr J's endstep. Free draw for all!

Büge
09-14-2011, 01:57 PM
"What in the name of seven sigils was that?" Elspeth gaped in horror. Nearly all living things had been reduced to dust by some vast, unknown voice that cast a shadowy pall over the land. She looked over at Liliana. "I-it felt like..."

"Like your skeleton was going to leap out of your mouth and strangle you to death." Liliana completed the thought with a smirk. "Had we been lesser beings, I think that's exactly what would have happened."

Draw my card from Wheels's generosity.

Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

I cast Syphon Mind.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/pch/42.jpg

I want to see what everyone discards before proceeding.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Plains, Plains, Swamp, Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges](t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406)(t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497), Terminal Moraine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=25980)(t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (6 Loyalty), Liliana Vess (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205961) (3 Loyalty)
Creatures:
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297), Condemn (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205098),
Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882), Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), Blinding Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83007),
Syphon Mind (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247355)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

Mr. J
09-14-2011, 02:01 PM
pitch a mishra's factory (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/73.html)

benjibot
09-14-2011, 02:55 PM
Goblin Ringleader (http://magiccards.info/evg/en/40.html)

Wheels
09-14-2011, 05:12 PM
discard Myr Enforcer (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=205296&type=card)

TirMcDohl
09-14-2011, 05:58 PM
Hydra Omnivore.

Stand by... gotta do some quickmath...

Redacted. I'm pitching Omnivore.

Büge
09-14-2011, 07:51 PM
Good, good. I'll use Liliana's +1 and make TirMcDohl discard another card.

Life: 37
Cards in hand: 6
Lands: Plains, Plains, Swamp, Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges](t), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406)(t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497), Terminal Moraine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=25980)(t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (6 Loyalty), Liliana Vess (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205961) (4 Loyalty)
Creatures:
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297), Condemn (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205098),
Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882), Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), Blinding Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83007),
Syphon Mind (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247355)
Exile:
Command zone: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)

Mr. J
09-14-2011, 08:30 PM
ITT buge forgets to use his planeswalkers

TirMcDohl
09-14-2011, 08:48 PM
Gruul Turf. I'm not really in need of more land anyway.

Büge
09-14-2011, 09:13 PM
Moving right along.

Use Elspeth's +1, get a Soldier token.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/soldiertokennslaught.jpg

Tap Swamp, cast Ranimate on Vorinclex. Lose 8 life.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/tp/45.jpg

Transmute Shred Memory, tapping Barren Moor and Flagstones. One white floating.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/rav/105.jpg

Fetch Luminarch Ascension. Tap Plains, cast it.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/zen/25.jpg

Using remainder of lands, finally cast Selenia, Dark Angel. Take a damage from the cave.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/tp/345.jpg

Drop Orzhov Basilica. Bounce Barren Moor.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/gp/161.jpg

There it was again. That unmistakable tang of Phyrexia, and the oily residue of dark magic. Selenia could taste it. She swooped down and saw the churned earth, fresh corpses and scorched vegetation, all evidence of war.

A pair of female figures stood on a hillock by a small settlement. The dark angel slowed her descent and alighted on the grass before the two.

"I heard your prayer," Selenia stated. "And I am here."

Life: 27
Cards in hand: 2
Lands: Plains(t), Plains(t), Swamp(t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733)(t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges](t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406)(t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497)(t), Terminal Moraine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=25980)(t), Orzhov Basilica (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247283)(t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (7 Loyalty), Liliana Vess (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205961) (4 Loyalty), Luminarch Ascension (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197889)
Creatures: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916), Vorinclex (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=218002), 1/1 Soldier token.
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297), Condemn (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205098), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882), Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), Blinding Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83007), Syphon Mind (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247355), Reanimate (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220576), Shred Memory (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=87962)
Exile:
Command zone:

Wheels
09-14-2011, 09:26 PM
oh hey draw card for turn, neither my lands nor general can untap, so yeah, end turn!

Mr. J
09-14-2011, 09:40 PM
BUGE YOU'RE STEALING MY MOVES!!!

Büge
09-14-2011, 09:53 PM
Hey, it looked like fun.

Now stop picking on Wheels.

Wheels
09-14-2011, 10:14 PM
Hey, it looked like fun.

Now stop picking on Wheels.

yeah!

TirMcDohl
09-15-2011, 04:38 AM
for fuck's sake

I'm on the verge of dropping, 'cuz you cockfaces keep doing naughty things to me. STOP IT.

EDIT: Not really. This shit just sucks. I have one non-land permanent out.

ONE.

Plus, I have no reanimation effects. It's like I have no defense against mass removal, and I get incredibly demoralized when people start kicking me in the shins.

benjibot
09-15-2011, 06:18 AM
Hey, at least you have more than three lands.

Oh how I wish I could have made a different choice in my past turn. But I was where you were then and expecting to be crushed utterly and feeling pretty miserable.

Büge
09-15-2011, 07:34 AM
I do feel bad about stealing your creatures and wiping the board and stuff. It wasn't my intention to create such an oppressive board position... I kind of realized it was happening when I condemned Wort. What can I do to make it up to you that won't feel like charity?

benjibot
09-15-2011, 07:49 AM
I do feel bad about stealing your creatures and wiping the board and stuff.

Eh, it's EDH. If something crazy, destructive, or malevolent weren't happening in a turn you're kind of doing it wrong. This is one format I cannot get upset over losing.

(In all actuality, I only ever get upset with myself for putting together bad or unfun decks. The downside is I tend to choose a scapegoat and blame some particular mechanic or format. This, I feel, is all too common. But that's really for another thread.)

Anyway, don't worry about it. We're dueling, not having a group hug.

TirMcDohl
09-15-2011, 07:05 PM
See, buge has no qualms about making me hate life. I'm probably going to take Vorinclex out. Sure, he's big, he's meaty, and Mayael loves him, but, honestly, I've only gotten to use him once, and that was described in the regular MTG thread. Any other time I play him, I become a massive target for hate. I don't like drinking the Haterade. :(

EDIT: Oh, my turn!

I get a few lands back.

Draw, oh, joy, another card that will earn me hate. Well, I need some defense.

"So, those two lovely ladies have already brought forth the Angel of Light and Shadow..." Venser mused.

Braxton looked at the decimated war zone with a sick feeling in the pit of his stomach.

Venser grinned. "See, the thing about what I'm about to do is REALLY amusing."

---

At some point in a possible future, Buge played Baneslayer Angel, and it promptly vanished.

---

Braxton's eyes widened. "You've got to be joking."

"Since when do I joke?" Venser deadpanned.

Tap out for a Baneslayer. End turn.
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m11/7.jpg

Büge
09-15-2011, 09:19 PM
One counter for my Ascension.

benjibot
09-16-2011, 05:50 AM
Untap. Upkeep. Draw.

Tap out for Goblin Chieftain (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/138.html).

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m12/138.jpg

(Huh? The 2012 version has different flavor text.)

Well, he has Haste so I'll swing him at Wheels because I'm still smarting over that Annihilator (and because I can't get him anywhere close to Büge).

End turn.

Life: 39
Cards in hand: 3
Lands: Mountain (t), Mountain (t), Auntie's Hovel (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/267.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Darksteel Plate (http://magiccards.info/mbs/en/104.html)
Creatures: Goblin Chieftain (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/138.html) (t)
Graveyard: Goblin Swine-Rider (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/81.html), Mogg War Marshal (http://magiccards.info/ts/en/170.html), Boggart Harbinger (http://magiccards.info/lw/en/102.html), Goblin Recruiter (http://magiccards.info/vi/en/80.html), Infiltration Lens (http://magiccards.info/som/en/167.html), Goblin Chirurgeon (http://magiccards.info/fe/en/112.html), Goblin Tinkerer (http://magiccards.info/mr/en/180.html), Mountain, Swamp, Goblin King (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/207.html), Warren Instigator (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/154.html)
Exile:
Command zone:

Wheels
09-16-2011, 07:58 AM
down to 12

benjibot
09-16-2011, 08:46 AM
Oh balls! Vorinclex is back again? Somehow I completely overlooked that.

Oh well, nothing to be done for it right now.

Büge
09-16-2011, 12:50 PM
Two counters for my ascension.

Wheels
09-16-2011, 01:14 PM
Dear allies: HOLY GOD I'M LOW ON LIFE DON'T LET ME DIE

Mr. J
09-16-2011, 01:18 PM
Untap and draw

Attack TirMcdohl with the infiltrator

Mr. J
09-17-2011, 03:31 PM
I'll assume it's good and draw a card.

Play a swamp and Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/us/en/66.html) Ulamog.

Pass the turn.

Mr. J
Life: 29
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html), Island (t), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t), Swamp (t), Swamp, Lonely Sandbar (http://magiccards.info/on/en/320.html) (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/us/en/66.html)
Creatures: shadowmage infiltrator (http://magiccards.info/od/en/294.html) (t), Ulamog (Confiscate (http://magiccards.info/us/en/66.html))
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html), Thawing glaciers (http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html), Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html), pithing needle (http://magiccards.info/m10/en/217.html), impulse (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/17.html), Frost Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/55.html), duplicant (http://magiccards.info/arc/en/106.html), Into the roil (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/48.html), Decree of pain (http://magiccards.info/sc/en/64.html), Swamp, Island, Island, Evacuation (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/83.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html), Nirkana Revenant (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/120.html), Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/107.html), Grave pact (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/85.html), Propaganda (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/55.html), Mind Spring (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/12.html), Vampire Hexmage (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/114.html), Memory Plunder (http://magiccards.info/shm/en/169.html), Mishra's factory (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/73.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Büge
09-17-2011, 05:36 PM
"The winds are changing," Elspeth noted. "If we are to survive this conflict, drastic measures must be taken."

"I can do 'drastic."" Liliana smirked and cracked her knuckles. Both women turned to Selenia.

"If I am to win this war, I shall need troops," the angel stated solemnly.

Untap.

Upkeep.

Draw.

Okay, first things first. Use Liliana's -2 to go put a card on top of my library. I will then cycle my Barren Moor to draw said card.

Use Elspeth's +1 to make a Soldier token.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/soldiertokennslaught.jpg

Tap a Plains and the Vivid Marsh to cast Return To Dust...

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ts/39.jpg

Targeting Mayael's Aria and Confiscate.

Next, Evangelize...

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/ts/16.jpg

(with buyback)

at TirMcDohl to steal his Baneslayer. Your timey-wimey shenanegins are no match for the power of faith!

I'll swing at benji with Selenia and Vorinclex and conclude my turn.

Life: 27
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Plains(t), Plains(t), Swamp(t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733)(t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges](t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497)(t), Terminal Moraine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=25980)(t), Orzhov Basilica (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247283)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (8 Loyalty), Liliana Vess (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205961) (2 Loyalty), Luminarch Ascension (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197889)(2 Quest)
Creatures: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)(t), Vorinclex (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=218002)(t), Baneslayer Angel, two 1/1 Soldier tokens.
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297), Condemn (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205098), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882), Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), Blinding Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83007), Syphon Mind (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247355), Reanimate (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220576), Shred Memory (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=87962), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344), Return to Dust (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247517)
Exile:
Command zone:

Mr. J
09-17-2011, 05:45 PM
Targeting Mayael's Aria and Confiscate.

knife -> back

Büge
09-17-2011, 06:52 PM
Now stop picking on Wheels.

I warned you.

Wheels
09-17-2011, 10:50 PM
ringing the temple bell at the end of Buge's turn (sorry meant to do it at the end of Mr J's turn!)

TirMcDohl
09-18-2011, 07:03 AM
oh boy! dohl has land

And nothing but land

Hooray for dohl

I REALIZE I HAVE AWESOME CREATURES

IS IT TOO MUCH TROUBLE FOR YOU FUCKERS TO LET ME KEEP ONE RATHER THAN BEATING MY FACE WITH THEM

PLEASE

I WOULD BE KINDA HAPPY

Büge
09-18-2011, 08:41 AM
I solemnly swear you can keep the next creature you play, T.mcD, and that I will do nothing to disrupt your ownership, use, or survival of said creature.

P.S. I get a quest counter.

TirMcDohl
09-18-2011, 09:28 AM
Well, I'd love to play him, but I won't have the mana to do it.

Wheels
09-18-2011, 01:06 PM
Untap, Upkeep, Draw

ok let's start some shit

play:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=132215&type=card

Tap out.

Play:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=206342&type=card

Equip it on my general

regardless of responses to that, the rest of my turn:

play:

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=206351&type=card

Attack Mr. J with Ulamog, and will be done after that

Life: 12
Cards in hand: 5
Lands: Zoatic cavern(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=132215&type=card),Urza's Tower (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220957&type=card)(tapped), Tectonic Edge(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197855&type=card),Eye of Ugin (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197881&type=card),Naya Panorama(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179423&type=card),Henge of Ramos(tapped) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=19768&type=card),Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247406&type=card)(tapped),Scorched Ruins (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)(tapped)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:Whispersilk cloak (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=206342&type=card),Temple bell (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=205058&type=card)
Creatures:Steel Hellkite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=206351&type=card), BIGGUNS(tapped attacking) (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194911&type=card)
Graveyard:Walking Atlas (http://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/tcg/products/worldwake/27c6htrapm_EN.jpg),Artisan of Kozilek (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193429&type=card), Hand of Emrakul (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193616&type=card), Expidition Map (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=193405&type=card),temporal aperture (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=5548&type=card),Griffin Canyon (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=3751&type=card),Primal Beyond (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=153464&type=card),General's Kabuto (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=79862&type=card)
Exile:
Command zone: null pointer exception

Mr. J
09-18-2011, 01:24 PM
watching buge hand the game to wheels :X

sac swamp, island, lonely sandbar, infiltrator

take 10

TirMcDohl
09-18-2011, 01:39 PM
Untap, draw.

Drop a forest.

Tap a forest and a plains for...
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/shm/243.jpg

Enchanting myself.

Call it a turn.

Here's a thought: does this override generals returning to the command zone, or vice versa? I think this overrides the EDH rule, but I could be wrong. General dies, and you get a choice of putting it in the graveyard or general zone. Is this correct?

benjibot
09-18-2011, 03:14 PM
It was my understanding that you could choose to put your general in the graveyard if you wish instead of the command zone. Which I presume to mean you could choose to put him in the command zone or on the bottom of your deck.

Also, I take 10 damage and am down to 29.

And, I have fuck-all to do because I stacked my deck with goblins, have three lands that are being sucked dry by Vorinclex, and have a 2/2 creature on the field that would be crushed into powder if I went anywhere near anyone else. So I guess I'll just pass my turn.

Mr. J
09-18-2011, 09:31 PM
Draw for the turn,

Play Polluted Delta (http://magiccards.info/on/en/321.html),

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/on/321.jpg

Play Reins of Power (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/57.html) targeting Wheels

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cmd/57.jpg

Mr. J
Life: 19
Cards in hand: 7
Lands: watery grave (http://magiccards.info/rav/en/286.html), Polluted Delta (http://magiccards.info/on/en/321.html), Island (t), Island (t), Swamp (t), Swamp (t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents:
Creatures:
Graveyard: Mana Leak (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/63.html), Fog bank (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/47.html), Thirst for Knowledge (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/100.html), Thawing glaciers (http://magiccards.info/med/en/180.html), Everflowing Chalice (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/60.html), pithing needle (http://magiccards.info/m10/en/217.html), impulse (http://magiccards.info/fnmp/en/17.html), Frost Titan (http://magiccards.info/m12/en/55.html), duplicant (http://magiccards.info/arc/en/106.html), Into the roil (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/48.html), Decree of pain (http://magiccards.info/sc/en/64.html), Swamp, Island, Island, Evacuation (http://magiccards.info/10e/en/83.html), Acquire (http://magiccards.info/5dn/en/21.html), Nirkana Revenant (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/120.html), Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief (http://magiccards.info/roe/en/107.html), Grave pact (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/85.html), Propaganda (http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/55.html), Mind Spring (http://magiccards.info/dpa/en/12.html), Vampire Hexmage (http://magiccards.info/zen/en/114.html), Memory Plunder (http://magiccards.info/shm/en/169.html), Mishra's factory (http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/73.html), Swamp, Lonely Sandbar (http://magiccards.info/on/en/320.html), Island, shadowmage infiltrator (http://magiccards.info/od/en/294.html)
Exile:Nighteyes the Desecrator (http://magiccards.info/chk/en/311.html), reliquary tower (http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/143.html)
Command zone: Sygg, River cutthroat (+2)

Büge
09-18-2011, 09:56 PM
'scentry goin' up!

Wheels
09-18-2011, 10:43 PM
ring the temple bell and hope someone draws something to save me

TirMcDohl
09-19-2011, 12:13 AM
nope.avi

Büge
09-19-2011, 08:28 AM
Sorry, old chum.

If it didn't have shroud, then maybe.

Wheels
09-19-2011, 08:52 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/29/129196697438449757.jpg

Curses, destroyed by my own giant crazies

benjibot
09-19-2011, 10:14 AM
Aww! See guys, it's not evil. It's just lonely and doesn't know its own strength. Look, it's just shouting "Bear hug!" in whatever horrible language Eldrazi speak.

TirMcDohl
09-19-2011, 10:34 AM
Well, I'd love to play him, but I won't have the mana to do it.

...Or...maybe I will...

http://images.wikia.com/ycm/images/f/f3/Hearto'cards.jpg

TirMcDohl
09-19-2011, 10:48 AM
Venser was angry. He was very angry.

"ALRIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL."

Suddenly, Venser did something very, very stupid.

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/m10/163.jpg

"WE'RE PLAYING A NEW FUCKING CARD GAME."

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http://www.trollandtoad.com/images/products/pictures/236675.jpg

Draw six cards for opening hand.

Card 1: http://www.trollandtoad.com/images/products/pictures/147111.jpg
(control check a 3, pass)
Card 2: Same.
(control check a 4, pass)

END TURN.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/238/3/2/alvin__s_rage_face_by_jordyyyyy-d47xf7a.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV4T2QWLUaA

TirMcDohl
09-19-2011, 11:00 AM
TURN 7
CARD 1: http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/UFS%20Art/Cutting%20Edge/CUE104.jpg

CARD 2: http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/UFS%20Art/Promo/SNK01_PowerDunk.jpg

CARD 3:http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/UFS%20Art/Flames%20of%20Fame/FOF078.jpg

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Braxton decided that enough was enough, and threw Venser in the brig.

Lucas
09-19-2011, 11:21 AM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I was wondering that too. TirMcDohl's either amusingly meta with his last couple of posts, or didn't look too closely after posting them.

Mr. J
09-19-2011, 11:23 AM
I was wondering that too. TirMcDohl's either amusingly meta with his last couple of posts, or didn't look too closely after posting them.

I think he's being amusingly meta.

Mr. J
09-19-2011, 11:38 AM
Murder wheels, pass the turn.

Büge
09-19-2011, 12:19 PM
Murder wheels, pass the turn.

During your declare attackers step, I will tap out and cast

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/lw/11.jpg

On the Steel Hellkite.

I'll use the remaining mana to pump out an Angel token.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/Wakfu/angeltokencourge.jpg

Life: 27
Cards in hand: 4
Lands: Plains(t), Plains(t), Swamp(t), Flagstones of Trokair (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=116733)(t), Vivid Marsh (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247309) [2 charges](t), Temple of the False God (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247406)(t), Caves of Koilos (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129497)(t), Terminal Moraine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=25980)(t), Orzhov Basilica (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247283)(t)
Non-land, non-creature permanents: Elspeth, Knight-Errant (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=217825) (8 Loyalty), Liliana Vess (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205961) (2 Loyalty), Luminarch Ascension (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=197889)(4 Quest)
Creatures: Selenia, Dark Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=4916)(t), Vorinclex (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=218002)(t), Baneslayer Angel, two 1/1 Soldier tokens, one 4/4 Angel token.
Graveyard: Journeyer's Kite (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=79233), Prison Term (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247409), Strip Mine (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=2380), Brainspoil (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=88965), Decree of Pain (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=43522), Austere Command (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247297), Condemn (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=205098), Pillory of the Sleepless (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=96882), Emeria Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=190399), Blinding Angel (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83007), Syphon Mind (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247355), Reanimate (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=220576), Shred Memory (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=87962), Barren Moor (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247344), Return to Dust (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=247517), Crib Swap (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=143380)
Exile:
Command zone:

(It was the best I could do, Wheels)

Wheels
09-19-2011, 12:33 PM
http://gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Booker-T..jpg
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This means I'm not dead!

Life=2

Will sac: temple bell, naya panorama, eye of ugin, and zoatic cavern

please don't kill me benji

TirMcDohl
09-19-2011, 12:49 PM
Well...Buge.

Seems I owe you one.

However, I will hold you to your promise.

Oh yes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WXVz_BQdw

Wheels
09-19-2011, 12:51 PM
Hey, stop that. Think of a way to stop Benji poking me to death with a Goblin instead.

Mr. J
09-19-2011, 01:18 PM
Benji I believe in you. Only you can kill wheels!

benjibot
09-19-2011, 01:29 PM
please don't kill me benji

This depends greatly on how soon you plan on sending a giant, unstoppable killing machine who lives for hugs at my face.

Also, whether or not I even have a goblin once it gets to my turn. It's Buge's turn anyway, right?

Hey, I've got an idea. How about we all team up on Buge seeing as he has all of the things?