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Bongo Bill
03-21-2012, 11:15 AM
a group of eccentric and suspiciously well-funded soldiers of fortune, and you're currently making your move to destabilize geopolitics and further the cause of nuclear proliferation. What is the name of your Metal Gear? (e.g. Metal Gear REX, Metal Gear ZEKE, etc.)

Adam
03-21-2012, 11:17 AM
Dikembe Metalgear

Loki
03-21-2012, 11:18 AM
Met Gear.

http://i.imgur.com/3tbBj.jpg

Olli T
03-21-2012, 11:33 AM
There are two: Boston and Shaun.

Adrenaline
03-21-2012, 11:35 AM
Metal Gear ROYAL

Sarcasmorator
03-21-2012, 11:41 AM
Metal Gear CHANGE THE ENDING

BEAT
03-21-2012, 11:46 AM
Standing
Kinetic
Energy
Leveraging
Electro
Magnetic
Accelerator (for)
Nuking

Or T.O.P.H.A.T. for short.

Wolfgang
03-21-2012, 11:51 AM
Metal Gear Ron

Possibly Metal Gear Doug

sraymonds
03-21-2012, 11:59 AM
Metal Gear ROYAL

Metal Gear Royale with Cheese

Balrog
03-21-2012, 12:04 PM
Metal Gear HOSS

BŁge
03-21-2012, 12:05 PM
According to the Metal Gear name generator from Archive.org's record of Sharkey's website, my Metal Gear name is Joystick Jellyfish.

Pajaro Pete
03-21-2012, 12:08 PM
Metal Gear Surprise.
There's... tuna... lurking somewhere in there.

Zef
03-21-2012, 12:09 PM
Metal Gear Metal Gear!?

Mara
03-21-2012, 12:17 PM
METAL GEAR MARA

ajr82
03-21-2012, 12:18 PM
Metal Gear Boss

Bongo Bill
03-21-2012, 12:22 PM
Metal Gear FREUD

Alex Scott
03-21-2012, 12:26 PM
Metal Gear Z Kai

Or Metal Gear Shift.

Ike
03-21-2012, 01:01 PM
Dynamic
Operations
Nanomachine
Gonad
Pulverizer
Uniting
Nuclear
Capabilities with
Homing
Elimination
Rockets

Comb Stranger
03-21-2012, 01:25 PM
Metal Gear MAXIMUM DRACULA

ozacrot
03-21-2012, 01:37 PM
True Norwegian Black Metal Gear

Kirin
03-21-2012, 02:35 PM
Matel Gear Ver. Ka
(I'd kind of like to see that, actually)

Dizzy
03-21-2012, 02:41 PM
Metal Gear BAPHOTMET.

Our group shall be known as Knights of TEMPLAR.

Wolfgang
03-21-2012, 02:43 PM
Metal Gear Final Fantasy Plus Whatever Other Anime Character or Game Franchise

O..O~
03-21-2012, 02:43 PM
Metal Gear YOGI

Octopus Prime
03-21-2012, 02:45 PM
Flintlock Manatee, commanding Metal Gear BLUNDERBUS

MagFlare
03-21-2012, 03:03 PM
It'd be the Zone-Annulling Reinforced Atomic Traversal Harness & Universal Situation/Terrain Roving Armor.

Ample Vigour
03-21-2012, 05:46 PM
According to the Metal Gear name generator from Archive.org's record of Sharkey's website, my Metal Gear name is Joystick Jellyfish.

in 2000 or w/e i got "psycho zombie" as my name on that site. i saved the .jpg and went back to downloading many, many anal cunt mp3s that i never actually listened to.

Morbid Coffee
03-21-2012, 05:50 PM
What is the name of your Metal Gear? (e.g. Metal Gear REX, Metal Gear ZEKE, etc.)

Metal Gear huh

Raven
03-21-2012, 05:56 PM
Heavy Metal Gear. /I'll let myself out

Kishi
03-21-2012, 06:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/I7zjb.jpg


Metal Gear ROY.

R^2
03-21-2012, 10:55 PM
Met Gear.

http://i.imgur.com/3tbBj.jpg

http://www.intentionallyblank.net/images/metallgear.png

Snakeman, what happened?! Snakeman?! SNAAAAAAKEMAAAAAAAAN!!!

Daikaiju
03-21-2012, 11:25 PM
Metal Gear KAWAI NO CHIBI!

Torzelbaum
03-21-2012, 11:29 PM
Metal Gear PERCY.

"Sorry Big Boss, I dropped the nuke."

DemoWeasel
03-21-2012, 11:33 PM
Mr. Robits

Destil
03-21-2012, 11:57 PM
Rary's Telepathic Bond (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/telepathicBond.htm) directly stimulates the frontal lobe of your brain, no one can hear it but you.

...

Magic Gear

blinkpen
03-22-2012, 02:22 PM
Big Metal Gear

Sir Sly Ry
03-22-2012, 04:34 PM
Metal Gear ROYAL
Hey that's actually kind of cool.
Metal Gear HOSS
Nice!
True Norwegian Black Metal Gear
haha! The winner!


Metal Gear Stolid

Octopus Prime
03-22-2012, 04:56 PM
Metaler Gear

Bongo Bill
03-22-2012, 06:15 PM
Metal Gear SHIVA

wait, that is actually somewhat plausible

Metal Gear THE CHARLESTON

guess what it is doing when it is not launching missiles or getting blown up by Snake

Nucular
03-22-2012, 07:25 PM
I get three Metal Gears, call them Metal Gear UNO, Metal Gear ZWEI, and Metal Gear QUATRE.

Snake wastes an hour running around looking for the fourth one before he realizes it was a prank.

Paul le Fou
03-23-2012, 10:05 AM
Petal Gear, the delicate flower of nuclear walking tanks

Sarcasmorator
03-23-2012, 10:13 AM
Pedal Gear GREEN, the environmentally friendly model.

Patrick
03-23-2012, 10:32 AM
Fetal Gear. It's just a little guy.

Parish
03-23-2012, 10:55 AM
Guilty Elemental Gimmick Metal Gearbolt of War

Posaune
03-23-2012, 07:36 PM
I.. use a nuclear sub?

in 2000 or w/e i got "psycho zombie" as my name on that site. i saved the .jpg and went back to downloading many, many anal cunt mp3s that i never actually listened to.

Mine was Pneumatic Whale. Glad I remember this from more than ten years ago!!

MagFlare
03-23-2012, 10:27 PM
I.. use a nuclear sub?

That's a good start. Bolt some legs on that sucker and you're in business.

breakman
03-23-2012, 10:30 PM
Metal Gear Grauswein

Paul le Fou
03-23-2012, 11:02 PM
Medal Gear, the most-decorated veteran walking arsenal who's getting too old for this shit

Metal Beer, the aloof party-loving hotshot with an attitude

Together, they fight democracy

Octopus Prime
03-24-2012, 05:18 AM
Aquatic Mobile Artillery Unit: Mackeral Gear

Fredde
03-24-2012, 05:25 AM
Mango Metal Gear (Snake attacks it while yelling "FUCK THE KNICKS!", Liquid has a curly mustasche)

shawn struck
03-24-2012, 05:54 AM
Metal Gear HISS

Torzelbaum
03-24-2012, 12:29 PM
Metal Gear HISSMetal Gear KISS

Paul le Fou
03-24-2012, 11:06 PM
Metallica Gear

Sigma
03-24-2012, 11:07 PM
Metal Gear Bob

Kirin
03-26-2012, 12:14 PM
They Might Be Metal Gears

Torzelbaum
03-26-2012, 06:36 PM
Metallica GearTotally Fucking Metal Gear

Nobuyuki
03-26-2012, 07:33 PM
I will tell you the name of my Metal Gear, but first we need to spend twenty minutes going over the tragic leopard attack that lead me down the path of starting my own PMC.

It's Metal Gear Leopard

BŁge
03-26-2012, 09:17 PM
Metal Gears are too expensive. I buy the generic bipedal armored ordnance delivery platform. It's just as good and it only costs a fraction of the price.

Octopus Prime
03-27-2012, 04:20 AM
Metal Gears are too expensive. I buy the generic bipedal armored ordnance delivery platform. It's just as good and it only costs a fraction of the price.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!