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Dizzy
03-27-2012, 10:46 AM
Here, we spill blood through words.

I'm imposing a 10-line max (and 15 word max per line). But I know no one will care to follow it.

So... who thinks they know what got
And think they're all hot
Who wants to go against this rap gladiator
Whose rhymes can choke like Darth Vader
All y'alls are suckers and wimps
Can't touch this golden and jeweled pimp

yeaaaa

MagFlare
03-27-2012, 11:50 AM
You think you're Darth Vader but you're an HK-51
Just a copy of a copy and your rhymes are all reruns
I've heard better beats from the Death Star's trash compactor
Now I'm gonna drop a rap torpedo into your reactor
I'm the bankable A-lister and you're just a background actor
I'm the Deadliest Rap Warrior, I got the weapons and X Factor
Neckbearded Max Geiger ran a sim a thousand times
Armand and Geoff agreed and gave the Edge to all my rhymes

aw shiiiit

shawn struck
03-27-2012, 12:08 PM
https://s3.amazonaws.com/static.tumblr.com/qwc6pvn/faklr4jy5/sick_fires_bro.gif

gahitsu
03-27-2012, 12:19 PM
You fools steppin up tryin to play jedi tricks
Throwin down the glove straight into this mix
But you allies ain't shit when to comes to the beats
Foolish mammals, fuck with raptors
And we'll show you strength o feats
From Un'goro Crater, fuck you Vader
Got this heroic rap on farm
Keep your power word: shield up
Because we're here to do you harm

WORD

MagFlare
03-27-2012, 12:48 PM
Who said you got skills? They musta lied
Now get out or I'll make Thick Leather from your hide
A rapping raptor WoW fan gotta be mental
If he thinks he can hang with those who're placental
There's no womb for you up in this place
So step down and wipe that egg off your face

yeah boyyy

Wolfgang
03-27-2012, 01:04 PM
I'm the master rapper and I'm here to say
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way

Dizzy
03-27-2012, 01:11 PM
Look at this cat
Think he all that
Sayin' this and that

dayummmn brooo


(I think ending a rap with an exclamation is convention now)

MagFlare
03-27-2012, 01:38 PM
(I think ending a rap with an exclamation is convention now)

I don't know about you, but I have a hype man (E-Tank, who replaced Q-Bert back in '02) who leans over the keyboard after I'm done, types in something appropriate, and hits "submit" for me.

aw yeah throw 'em in the air motherfucker

gahitsu
03-27-2012, 01:42 PM
Facerollin human, this duel is set and match
Imma 40 main raid and you're dying to the trash
You hangin offa momma, thinkin tits are somethin special
But my class and buffs are something most truly monumental
Oposable thumbs bitch and nowhere to hide
Out of your guts I'm gonna make a slip and slide

yissss

Issun
03-27-2012, 01:43 PM
I think MagFlare already won. Those some sick rhymes, yo.

boyeeee

gahitsu
03-27-2012, 01:44 PM
I think MagFlare already won. Those some sick rhymes, yo.

boyeeee

NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION PUNY HUMAN

DAAAAAYUMMM

Dizzy
03-27-2012, 01:48 PM
So you all have a hype man...
But are you a man man?
Or are you just a front man
Without a plan?
Don't be messin' with this thread
If you ain't got the balls
I'll take your rhymes, rip 'em to shreds
And leave you to crawl

gahitsu
03-27-2012, 01:54 PM
Where's your exclamation sir
I don't think your heart is in it
Your rap-fu is weak sauce
Gone in a New York minute

uuuuuughhhh

BEAT
03-27-2012, 03:34 PM
a 10-line max (and 15 word max per line).

I'm not really not sure why you're even here man
Your nonsensical actions some kinda weird plan
See you in IRC where you're constantly babbling
Saying nothing at all though the volume is staggering
A verbal war of attrition, keeping that in mind
I wonder why you wanna keep us at just 10 lines
Standard 16 bars man, why can't you get it.
That and your flow's weak like you learned it on reddit
your history I vetted now must leave you behedded
You're like the fuckin evil tyrant the people rejected.

MagFlare
03-27-2012, 04:40 PM
Facerollin human, this duel is set and match
Imma 40 main raid and you're dying to the trash
You hangin offa momma, thinkin tits are somethin special
But my class and buffs are something most truly monumental
Oposable thumbs bitch and nowhere to hide
Out of your guts I'm gonna make a slip and slide

yissss

Well, your rhymes aren't bad but your flow is crap
Room-temperature blood means room-temperature rap
I gotta say you've earned a little bit of respect
It's almost sad your people got outlived by the insects
Now make way for the anthropoid
Slammin' into your world like an asteroid
I'm a Dalmore 62 that's served straight up
You're a double shot of Drāno in a Dixie cup

say whaaat

Sir Sly Ry
03-27-2012, 06:54 PM
Sheeeeeeiiiitttttt, sssoooonnnnnnn

uh uh

uh yeah

*throws mic on floor*

MagFlare
03-28-2012, 07:40 AM
I think MagFlare already won. Those some sick rhymes, yo.

boyeeee

Thank you. I do what I can to advance the craft.

Serephine
03-28-2012, 03:12 PM
It will blow your socks off. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbT9sMzqKxo)

Zeroneight
03-28-2012, 04:04 PM
That and your flow's weak like you learned it on reddit


Nice try but you just don't get it
Mocking reddit is fucking pathetic
It's stealing candy from a baby
And eating the baby instead
Sometimes I wonder if you were dropped on your head

Oh yeah!

Morbid Coffee
03-28-2012, 04:36 PM
muhfuckahs

Issun
03-29-2012, 12:31 AM
It will blow your socks off. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbT9sMzqKxo)

This is the best rap album. Ever. Tefari knows what's up.