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Issun
04-30-2012, 11:28 PM
Probably the greatest... ah, it's not for you.

teg
05-01-2012, 11:09 AM
Is there a chance the track could bend?

Octopus Prime
05-01-2012, 11:13 AM
No one knows where he got and danged if he knows how to use it.

Falselogic
05-01-2012, 11:25 AM
tee hee!

That Old Chestnut
05-01-2012, 11:30 AM
WhAt aBoUt uS bRaiNdeAd sLoBs?

You'll be given cushy jobs!

Alex Scott
05-01-2012, 11:30 AM
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!

DemoWeasel
05-01-2012, 11:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/bmUO0.png

Behemoth
05-01-2012, 12:06 PM
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!

Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken!

JDS
05-01-2012, 12:07 PM
hey guys the simpsons

upupdowndown
05-01-2012, 12:10 PM
MONSTROUSNESS

Huh. I didn't know that the Necronomicon had a Simpsons fan-fic section. Oh, Abdul Alhazred, you continue to amaze.

BEAT
05-01-2012, 12:18 PM
I understand nothing in this thread.

Except Homre.

Homre always brightens up my day.

Sanagi
05-01-2012, 02:08 PM
Mono...

D'oh!

Wolfgang
05-01-2012, 02:17 PM
Huh. I didn't know that the Necronomicon had a Simpsons fan-fic section. Oh, Abdul Alhazred, you continue to amaze.

I don't think the Simpsons has reached the depths of Garfield-level mockery that 4chan seems to think it has, but I'm an old man who is lame. Its best years justify its existence and excuse whatever missteps it's made since then.

upupdowndown
05-01-2012, 02:37 PM
I don't think the Simpsons has reached the depths of Garfield-level mockery that 4chan seems to think it has, but I'm an old man who is lame. Its best years justify its existence and excuse whatever missteps it's made since then.

I'm not sure why Marge is a grinning demon-faced lady and Lisa is a Cenobite, but regardless of the reason(s), I'm blaming any and all night terrors I have in May on this comic.

blinkpen
05-01-2012, 06:26 PM
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4034/4676228175_3ec3b75b07_z.jpg

Behemoth
05-01-2012, 06:47 PM
Its best years justify its existence and excuse whatever missteps it's made since then.

This.

ajr82
05-01-2012, 08:58 PM
Batman es cientifico. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLH-Fq2XFIk)

Googleshng
05-01-2012, 09:51 PM
Batman es cientifico. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLH-Fq2XFIk)

Spanish Bart really freaks me out.

Alex Scott
05-01-2012, 10:20 PM
I still maintain that Homre is itself a dream that someone had to draw to get out of their minds. At least, that's what I tell myself to get to sleep.

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

DemoWeasel
05-01-2012, 11:05 PM
DRIVE! is one of my favorite sound effects.

Sanagi
05-02-2012, 01:09 AM
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4034/4676228175_3ec3b75b07_z.jpg
I like the way Mr. Snrub thinks.

Alex Scott
05-02-2012, 01:59 PM
Can it outrun the Flash?

Can Superman outrun the Flash?

Wolfgang
05-02-2012, 02:09 PM
Heh heh... didn't I? transpoerter

Sanagi
05-02-2012, 03:18 PM
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!

Is there a chance the track could bend?

I call the big one Bitey.

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!

Is there a chance the track could bend?

I call the big one Bitey.

Alex Scott
05-02-2012, 03:20 PM
... and the celebrity on the maiden voyage was Gallagher.

ajr82
05-02-2012, 03:32 PM
I call the big one Bitey.

I never really thought about that joke when I was younger, but I realize now just how good it is. It tells you so much about Homer and what happened between him and the possums in just five words.

Wolfgang
05-02-2012, 03:38 PM
I never really thought about that joke when I was younger, but I realize now just how good it is. It tells you so much about Homer and what happened between him and the possums in just five words.

And the fact that Castellaneta has him say it so cheerfully says even more. Like I said: watching that show at its best erases anything you might not like about it from 2000 out.

Lumber Baron
05-02-2012, 05:17 PM
This episode has Leonard Nimoy in it, meaning it's automatically in the top quartile of Simpsons episodes.

Well, top quartile of the episodes that occurred within the show's prime.

Tavir
05-02-2012, 05:21 PM
This episode has Leonard Nimoy in it, meaning it's automatically in the top quartile of Simpsons episodes.

Wasn't he one of the Little Rascals?

Issun
05-02-2012, 05:21 PM
R.I.P. ROBOCOP & HOMRE SIMSON (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8stEnNmFCIQ)

blinkpen
05-02-2012, 05:59 PM
Well my work here is done.

But you didn't do anything.

Hm, didn't I?

teg
05-02-2012, 06:37 PM
I never really thought about that joke when I was younger, but I realize now just how good it is. It tells you so much about Homer and what happened between him and the possums in just five words.And the fact that Castellaneta has him say it so cheerfully says even more. Like I said: watching that show at its best erases anything you might not like about it from 2000 out.
Groening says it's is favourite line.

It really is a good one!

mopinks
05-02-2012, 06:43 PM
This episode has Leonard Nimoy in it, meaning it's automatically in the top quartile of Simpsons episodes.

Well, top quartile of the episodes that occurred within the show's prime.

I don't know man, the other episode with Nimoy in it is not nearly so good

Octopus Prime
05-02-2012, 06:46 PM
I don't know man, the other episode with Nimoy in it is not nearly so good

But he brought us Love!

Sanagi
05-02-2012, 07:25 PM
I'm going to quote a different episode now because I have the demented melancholia of a Tennessee Williams heroine.

Wolfgang
05-02-2012, 07:38 PM
So those Egg Council creeps got to you too, Huh?
Nah, Homer, you got it all wrong - I-it's not like that!
You'd better run, egg!

Kids can be so cruel.
We can?! Thanks, Mom!
OW! Cut it out, Bart!

Behemoth
05-02-2012, 07:41 PM
Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?

Alex Scott
05-02-2012, 11:09 PM
I'm gonna write that sitcom about the jive-talking robot!

Evil Dead Junkie
05-02-2012, 11:40 PM
Oh we have oppurtunity in this very community/
Please Flim Please Flam/
Help us out of this jam/
With yoir Flimflam brothers super cider squeezy six thousaaaandd

..... oops

Wolfgang
05-02-2012, 11:46 PM
Hey, how ya doin'? Welcome to scenic Waynesport! And remember your visit with a googly-eyed walnut! How about a googly-eyed rock? Some nice local squash candy? A stretched-out Pepsi bottle? C'mon - if this stuff is too nice for ya, I got some crap!

Oh, and I stepped on one of your peacocks. Ya got a paper towel?

Hiding out? Pfft, Marge, you've been reading too many hideout books.

Who's the best guest that's been on the Simpsons? They haven't ALL been dumb bait and switches or sweeps ploys, some have really paid off (see above).

blasphemy

If there's a person who genuinely prefers My Little Pony over The Simpsons, they need to either leave pop culture or wait the ten to twelve years it will take to mature out of early childhood and be able to appreciate The Simpsons as something beyond colorful yellow cartoon people.

mopinks
05-02-2012, 11:55 PM
best guest performance: Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio

don't even try to deny it

Wolfgang
05-02-2012, 11:58 PM
best guest performance: Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio

don't even try to deny it

I'd have difficulty doing so, I'll be honest.

Although...

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.

*spreads cheese on cracker*
*snap*
Lousy stinkin' piece of crap...

Googleshng
05-03-2012, 12:05 AM
best guest performance: Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio

don't even try to deny it

Also the best thing Albert Brooks has ever been involved with.

Evil Dead Junkie
05-03-2012, 12:12 AM
Preference was stated nowhere. Though honestly if we're talking just the past ten years...

I third Brooks. Though man google needs to watch Modern Romance and Broadcast News...

And Drive. And Defending Your Life. And... well you get the idea.

Torzelbaum
05-03-2012, 12:53 AM
best guest performance: Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio

don't even try to deny itDo you mean best guest performance in the Simpsons or best guest performance ever?

(For some reason I nearly typed that as best guess. Torzelbrain no worky no more...)

ajr82
05-03-2012, 12:57 AM
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/homersbarbershopquartet7_thumb.png?w=512&h=384

Oyster shells! Hand painted to resemble Lucille Ball! You'll love Oyster Lucy!

"Oh Mr. Mooney, I just gotta meet Bob Cummings! FIIIIIIB!"

edit:

Also, this:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fj02FEAt1r7vmzco1_500.png

ajr82
05-03-2012, 01:02 AM
I'd have difficulty doing so, I'll be honest.

Although...

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas. They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.

*spreads cheese on cracker*
*snap*
Lousy stinkin' piece of crap...

The DVD commentary for that episode is wonderful. Apparently Lawrence Tierney wanted to do the role in a Southern accent, and refused to read any line where he didn't understand the joke.