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Sprite
05-31-2012, 03:38 PM
Thanks again for your interest in the position and for coming in for an interview. It's not everyday we get a candidate as experienced as you! I just have one more question before we wrap up...

Wolfgang
05-31-2012, 03:41 PM
I'm too nice.

mopinks
05-31-2012, 03:43 PM
root beer

NavelsAreNeat
05-31-2012, 03:44 PM
Bullets.

Balrog
05-31-2012, 03:51 PM
I'm a bit of a perfectionist.

Red Hedgehog
05-31-2012, 03:57 PM
Your mom.

NavelsAreNeat
05-31-2012, 03:57 PM
~*http://i.imgur.com/jAnKX.pngTyler Hoechlinhttp://i.imgur.com/jAnKX.png*~

Octopus Prime
05-31-2012, 03:58 PM
Top Spin

MagFlare
05-31-2012, 04:00 PM
I think I'm afraid of success, so I subconsciously do everything I can to sabotage myself. According to 23andMe, I lack the gene that causes you to try to avoid making mistakes. I'm pretty sure that every relationship I've ever forged with another human being has been founded on deceit, and live in constant terror that I'll be exposed as a fraud. I'm self-centered, and lazy, and I procrastinate constantly, and often I just don't feel like going to work. I have no actual respect for human life. I'm always making uninformed snap judgments because I think it's more important to be decisive than to be right. I secretly plot the destruction of not just my enemies but also people who've done me nothing but kindness. I'm almost always drunk, and when I'm not drunk I'm high on OxyContin, and on the very rare occasions when I'm neither I'm downloading illegal pornography. In 1997 I stabbed a hitchhiker to death at a rest stop and lately I've been fantasizing about doing it again.

Uh, so are you going to, like, pick one of those, or should I? And when should I come in on Monday?

Dawnswalker
05-31-2012, 04:06 PM
I'm too good at collecting star bits.

BEAT
05-31-2012, 04:09 PM
I'm too awesome.

Pajaro Pete
05-31-2012, 04:10 PM
(in my first form) the spot on my stomach that flashes red and black and white
(in my second) the spot on my forehead that flashes red and black and white

also that one boss's weapon that you never use because it kind of sucks is inexplicably hella useful against me

Dizzy
05-31-2012, 04:11 PM
Yeah, I think this question is stupid along with the answers you're "supposed" to give.

KCar
05-31-2012, 04:12 PM
I put too much of myself into my work.SNORT.

Zef
05-31-2012, 04:25 PM
I don't learn from my mistakes, because I never make any.

Parish
05-31-2012, 04:29 PM
They turned down my petition to upgrade my day from 24 hours to 30.

blinkpen
05-31-2012, 05:12 PM
I think my biggest weakness is that I'm so good-looking that other people become jealous and persecute me.

Sarcasmorator
05-31-2012, 05:15 PM
Sunlight.

That Old Chestnut
05-31-2012, 05:24 PM
Yeah, I think this question is stupid along with the answers you're "supposed" to give.

Karzac
05-31-2012, 05:54 PM
Kryptonite.

Sprite
05-31-2012, 05:56 PM
*meaningless nod*
Mmm. Yes. Good answer.
*meaningless smile*

Now tell me, what's your opinion of the following statement:

It is maddening when the court lets guilty criminals go free.

A) Strongly Agree
B) Agree
C) Disagree
D) Strongly Disagree

Mara
05-31-2012, 05:57 PM
Dark chocolate.

Klatrymadon
05-31-2012, 06:15 PM
I suffer from a rare genetic disorder whereby my body can't produce its own booze, so I have to take regular supplements.

Sir Sly Ry
05-31-2012, 06:26 PM
My problem is that I love too much.

Sanagi
05-31-2012, 06:30 PM
1. Fear of success
2. Fear of failure
3. Fear of any result in between success and failure
4. Fear of no result at all

*meaningless nod*
Mmm. Yes. Good answer.
*meaningless smile*

Now tell me, what's your opinion of the following statement:

It is maddening when the court lets guilty criminals go free.

A) Strongly Agree
B) Agree
C) Disagree
D) Strongly Disagree
*fills in all four bubbles, each in a different color of ink*

Torzelbaum
05-31-2012, 07:03 PM
Cheese.

Or:
Sometimes I work so hard that I forget to eat or bathe, eventually dying. My bloated, stinking corpse will sit in my cube forever, spreading disease and decay!

teg
05-31-2012, 08:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gEvSp.gif

tungwene
05-31-2012, 09:11 PM
Spiders.

NavelsAreNeat
05-31-2012, 09:22 PM
Spiders.

preach

Mara
05-31-2012, 09:54 PM
Cheese.
YES. This too.

shivam
05-31-2012, 09:58 PM
I'm too enthusiastic.

Olli T
05-31-2012, 09:59 PM
Loose cars and fast women.

BŁge
05-31-2012, 10:52 PM
I am weakness.

Serephine
05-31-2012, 11:07 PM
Bufu spells.

Maragos Vs. Caravella
LIVE at the Tokyo Arena!

Nucular
05-31-2012, 11:10 PM
ennui.

blinkpen
06-01-2012, 12:55 AM
I think I'm afraid of success, so I subconsciously do everything I can to sabotage myself. According to 23andMe, I lack the gene that causes you to try to avoid making mistakes. I'm pretty sure that every relationship I've ever forged with another human being has been founded on deceit, and live in constant terror that I'll be exposed as a fraud. I'm self-centered, and lazy, and I procrastinate constantly, and often I just don't feel like going to work.

I hate that this part is actually pretty much true about me.

Belmont
06-01-2012, 02:15 AM
Light Fuse 1 at both ends and simultaneously light Fuse 2 at one end. As soon as Fuse 1 is burned out, light the other end of Fuse 2.

Chu
06-01-2012, 02:21 AM
Pride and envy.

sheridanmovieguy
06-01-2012, 02:26 AM
Someone offering me twice the traditional amount of meat on a sandwich resembling a submersible naval vessel.

NavelsAreNeat
06-01-2012, 02:37 AM
Bears in the creative class
http://i.imgur.com/bTjpW.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/lUyQT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wrJRA.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/dHk0e.jpg

Elements
06-01-2012, 02:40 AM
I just can't beat Air Man.

TK Flash
06-01-2012, 05:07 AM
My complete inability to finish anything I

Wolfgang
06-01-2012, 10:53 AM
My complete inability to finish anything I

-I'm always interrupting people!

Sir Sly Ry
06-01-2012, 11:19 AM
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy for my shirt.
So sexy it hurts. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk)

Lady
06-01-2012, 02:17 PM
Delicious things

Alixsar
06-01-2012, 02:21 PM
Sunlight.

Kfroog
06-01-2012, 02:28 PM
I find it necessary to shit, piss, eat, and sleep almost daily. I hope to overcome these limitations in the future.

onimaruxlr
06-01-2012, 02:31 PM
why is "criminally lazy" not one of the options


Maragos Vs. Caravella
LIVE at the Tokyo Arena!

have you seen that guy's arms? are you trying to get poor nich killed?

The Raider Dr. Jones
06-01-2012, 02:48 PM
Ultraman's spacium beam.

gahitsu
06-01-2012, 02:51 PM
It's cool, I'm actually Phys resistant.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080705234053/megamitensei/images/thumb/a/a6/Vishnu.jpg/300px-Vishnu.jpg

Ghost from Spelunker
06-01-2012, 07:37 PM
Don't get me started.

Belmont
06-01-2012, 07:38 PM
You don't bury survivors.

Phat
06-01-2012, 08:16 PM
I can't taste shit! I don't think my tongue works anymore!

Kfroog
06-01-2012, 08:25 PM
If it's any consolation, I can't imagine shit tastes any good, so you're probably not missing out on much.

SuperRube
06-01-2012, 09:34 PM
Double Kryptonite.

Destil
06-02-2012, 01:55 AM
VY Canis Majoris. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VY_Canis_Majoris)

I mean, I'm pretty weak against a lot of things: bullets kill me. So does fire. And acid. But of all the things that can kill me, that's the largest.

Meditative_Zebra
06-02-2012, 03:01 AM
VY Canis Majoris. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VY_Canis_Majoris)

I love how this star is so incredibly enormous (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEheh1BH34Q) that when it collapses it won't be a mere supernova, but a hypernova.

Torzelbaum
06-02-2012, 03:08 AM
If I were a Bard it would be... Heavy Metal! (http://adventurers.keenspot.com/d/0344.html) (The music not the magazine or movie.)

Pombar
06-02-2012, 10:14 AM
That weird glowing tattoo on the back of my neck.

Googleshng
06-02-2012, 12:52 PM
I dislike smoke.

MagFlare
06-02-2012, 12:58 PM
I hate that this part is actually pretty much true about me.

Yeah, up to that point I was being purely autobiographical. Haven't killed any hitchhikers, though.

yet

Kirin
06-02-2012, 01:28 PM
I was going to post in this thread yesterday, but I procrastinated.