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Pajaro Pete
06-10-2012, 01:56 AM
"It's been fun spending time here on Earth and making ten thousand posts, but I have to go now. My planet needs me."
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sheridanmovieguy
06-10-2012, 02:01 AM
I KNEW IT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g450eyrN7Pg)

BEAT
06-10-2012, 05:21 AM
Godspeed you glorious son of a bitch.

upupdowndown
06-10-2012, 09:51 AM
Godspeed you glorious son of a bitch.

Mara
06-10-2012, 09:52 AM
what :(

reibeatall
06-10-2012, 11:31 AM
Turnip is the Poochie to Talking Time's Itchy and Scratchy.

Zef
06-10-2012, 11:46 AM
Turnip is the Poochie to Talking Time's Itchy and Scratchy.

And who is the long-suffering cat that gets disemboweled daily by a psychotic mouse in this analogy?

Octopus Prime
06-10-2012, 11:52 AM
And who is the long-suffering cat that gets disemboweled daily by a psychotic mouse in this analogy?

Calorie Mate

Nodal
06-10-2012, 12:13 PM
The mouse is Society.

Wolfgang
06-10-2012, 02:19 PM
The mouse is Society.

Which one is the mouse?

Itchy.

Itchy's a jerk.

Dawnswalker
06-10-2012, 10:24 PM
Okay everyone, get the butter and the pepper, and bring your appetites.

Nucular
06-10-2012, 10:40 PM
If I ever made 10,000 posts on an internet forum, I'd kill myself too.

Meditative_Zebra
06-11-2012, 06:41 AM
A+++++ Would read again

ThornGhost
06-11-2012, 07:15 AM
Buried in some HTML of the original Talking Time code I found on archive.org, I discovered a prophecy that states that when we need Turnip most, he will return to us.

Octopus Prime
06-11-2012, 07:35 AM
He died the way he lived; exploding in outer space.

gahitsu
06-11-2012, 07:35 AM
Buried in some HTML of the original Talking Time code I found on archive.org, I discovered a prophecy that states that when we need Turnip most, he will return to us.

Turnip is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

MagFlare
06-11-2012, 07:41 AM
Congratulations! Please accept this commemorative Blingee.

http://i.imgur.com/J7rL5.gif

Wheels
06-11-2012, 08:16 AM
Somehow this seems appropriate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbnfGO1KJC8)

Shagohod
06-11-2012, 11:10 AM
Where will he Turnip next?

Savathun
06-11-2012, 06:00 PM
Where will he Turnip next?

Nowhere, because he's dead. That was really insensitive.

Sir Sly Ry
06-11-2012, 06:04 PM
Where will he Turnip next?
Who knows, he could plant himself almost anywhere.

Savathun
06-11-2012, 06:06 PM
Who knows, he could plant himself almost anywhere.

Like in the ground, because he literally died in space.

This is not the time for this!

This is ghoulish.

gahitsu
06-11-2012, 06:08 PM
Like in the ground, because he literally died in space.

This is not the time for this!

This is ghoulish.

How do we know he died, though? We just heard it through the grapevine.

Sigma
06-11-2012, 06:18 PM
A+++ WOULD READ AGAIN


Oh wait.

He's dead. :'(

gahitsu
06-11-2012, 06:19 PM
A+++ WOULD READ AGAIN


Oh wait.

He's dead. :'(

I don't think he's really dead. This is all beginning to smell like a sham. A sham with yams. A yam sham.

Octopus Prime
06-11-2012, 06:30 PM
A Shyam

gahitsu
06-11-2012, 06:40 PM
A Shyam

That was pretty medi-okra.

Paul le Fou
06-11-2012, 09:05 PM
Oh great. Another pun festival has taken seed. Looks like this one will overgrow Turnip's thread. What a pickle!

gahitsu
06-11-2012, 09:09 PM
Oh great. Another pun festival has taken seed. Looks like this one will overgrow Turnip's thread. What a pickle!

Complaining is fruitless. We can't be beet.

Nodal
06-12-2012, 02:07 AM
God, what am I doing making puns this late at nightshade.

Nobuyuki
06-12-2012, 02:12 AM
This is why you've gotta squash these puns before they start to root.

Olli T
06-12-2012, 02:27 AM
You guys are nuts.

Torzelbaum
06-12-2012, 03:25 AM
Oh great. Another pun festival has taken seed. Looks like this one will overgrow Turnip's thread. What a pickle!What's the (plant) matter? Have you had your chlorophyll of puns? Do you consider them a thorn in your side?

gahitsu
06-12-2012, 07:17 AM
I carrot believe you guys turnip your noses at a great pun party like this. It was only a matter of thyme, anyhow.

Sir Sly Ry
06-12-2012, 10:32 AM
I had a rough day of exercise. I pulled a tendril and injured my spine. I had to rest on a monocot in the doctor's office, but they told me don't worry, I'll sprout back up in no time.

gahitsu
06-12-2012, 12:11 PM
I had a rough day of exercise. I pulled a tendril and injured my spine. I had to rest on a monocot in the doctor's office, but they told me don't worry, I'll sprout back up in no time.

Lettuce make you feel better!

Sir Sly Ry
06-12-2012, 12:58 PM
Thanks, bud.

gahitsu
06-12-2012, 01:02 PM
Thanks, bud.

How long dill you're feeling better? There isn't mushroom in this office.

Sir Sly Ry
06-12-2012, 01:41 PM
Look at that, I sprang up overnight! Let me grab my cap and I'll be out of yours hairs, though I still feel a little sorus.

gahitsu
06-12-2012, 01:58 PM
Chive got a feeling your boss didn't appreciate all that missed work, though. Check to see pepper or not your celery got docked.

Sir Sly Ry
06-12-2012, 07:24 PM
I know it's a stigma to miss work, and it's not normally my style, but if he asks me why I'll have a legitimate anther for his question.

Dawnswalker
06-12-2012, 07:52 PM
This Pun Train Is What Killed Turnip!

Lady
06-12-2012, 07:52 PM
I never thought I'd come to rue the day these punfests would sprout up like weeds.

That Old Chestnut
06-12-2012, 08:04 PM
Yeah, I mean it's all fine and dandelion to spend your daisy coming up with the silly things, but you gotta branch out from thyme to thyme, so your sense of humor doesn't go all pear-shaped.
Turnip, you seemed like a cool cucumber, and I wish you well.

Paul le Fou
06-12-2012, 09:21 PM
These puns are a little too corny for me. Wheat were you thinking, starting a pun fest when Turnip is barley in the ground?

MagFlare
06-13-2012, 04:58 AM
I thought that sort of behavior was parsnip for the courgette around here.

Posaune
06-13-2012, 05:40 AM
Do you think Turnip will come back from the Dark World as Red Turnip?

7th Sagaaaaa

Falselogic
06-13-2012, 10:49 AM
Turnip is leaving us?!

It's like I don't even know who TT is anymore!