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Bongo Bill
06-21-2012, 01:15 PM
You're HOME FROM WORK. The most important thing in the FUCKING WORLD right now is JERKING THAT DICK. Select the MECHANISM BY WHICH YOU WILL JERK. But be careful, there are MANY HAZARDS in and AROUND your STUPID APARTMENT.

You must JERK like you've NEVER JERKED BEFORE. You have no choice in the matter. It must be done. You are on a JERKMISSION. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY, JERK THAT DICK. Go get 'em, you crazy little FREAK.

What'll it be, FATTY?

go to your NEIGHBOR'S DOOR
enter your LAME APARTMENT

Epithet
06-21-2012, 01:22 PM
Bongobill: Plagiarism Expert

Bongo Bill
06-21-2012, 01:24 PM
Bongobill: Plagiarism Expert

It's more exciting this way for those who don't know the source material, which will of course be revealed in due time. Why are you ruining everybody's fun, Epithet? Why?

BEAT
06-21-2012, 01:29 PM
I figured he was saying he was ripping off my thread about squiggly text and monsters.

Which is, of course, ridiculous. There isn't any squiggly in his post at all!

Anyways right BEAT VOTES FOR 1

Nucular
06-21-2012, 02:07 PM
1 Because it results in a hi-larious situation.

sheridanmovieguy
06-21-2012, 02:43 PM
1.

Also, this is the prequel to Corruption, right?

sraymonds
06-21-2012, 02:47 PM
BEAT VOTES FOR 1

Y'know, when you think about it, this phrase is hilarious.

Stiv
06-21-2012, 02:49 PM
3. beat off to Wikipedia's BAD IMAGE LIST (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MediaWiki:Bad_image_list)

BEAT
06-21-2012, 02:50 PM
Y'know, when you think about it, this phrase is hilarious.I must not be thinking hard enough.

Wait!

WAAAAAIIIIIIT....

Nope still don't get it.

Bongo Bill
06-21-2012, 03:11 PM
Outside your CHRISTAN NEIGHBOR'S DOOR

Well, what the hell. The guy never comes over to your POT LUCKS, and he certainly doesn't appreciate the LOUD MUSIC YOU PLAY AT NIGHT. For FUCK'S SAKE, the guy's a CHRISTIAN.

What'll it be?

PEEK YOUR LITTLE BONER in there and JERK BABY JERK



BLEEDING and SWOLLEN on the HALLWAY FLOOR

Probably shouldn't be surprising, but your neighbor didn't really APPRECIATE you BARGING INTO HIS HOME, then PULLING DOWN YOUR HOTPANTS, and then finally JERKING YOUR SPUD until you COULDN'T JERK NO MORE.

Despite his Christian beliefs, he BEATS THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU.

You have been bludgeoned to death by a SLAP-HAPPY Christian.
You lose.

JERK YOURSELF back to the BEGINNING ...



JERK YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

You're HOME FROM WORK. The most important thing in the FUCKING WORLD right now is JERKING THAT DICK. Select the MECHANISM BY WHICH YOU WILL JERK. But be careful, there are MANY HAZARDS in and AROUND your STUPID APARTMENT.

You must JERK like you've NEVER JERKED BEFORE. You have no choice in the matter. It must be done. You are on a JERKMISSION. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY, JERK THAT DICK. Go get 'em, you crazy little FREAK.

What'll it be, FATTY?

go to your NEIGHBOR'S DOOR
enter your LAME APARTMENT

Nucular
06-21-2012, 03:19 PM
1. Maybe something different will happen.

Wolfgang
06-21-2012, 03:35 PM
Jerk chicken

Stiv
06-21-2012, 03:56 PM
What was that other popular internet CYA game where you had the shitty van and tried to bang a teenager? And also travelled through time and became a popular rapper.

Posaune
06-22-2012, 03:50 AM
Jerk chicken

You want to jerk a chicken? You make me sick.

BEAT
06-22-2012, 05:15 AM
1: ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE

one.

1.

Bongo Bill
06-22-2012, 05:33 AM
Really, the events that follow from the other choice are much funnier. I was going to let you discover it slowly but since you apparently like reading the same thing over and over again, just see for yourself (http://www.jerking.com/).

BEAT
06-22-2012, 06:53 AM
OH MY GOD BONGO.

We threw you the ball and you dropped it.

You fucking dropped it!

But it's not too late! Get your ass back in here and WRITE!

Bongo Bill
06-22-2012, 08:35 AM
I was never writing this. Writing was not something that was ever taking place in this thread.

Sir Sly Ry
06-22-2012, 08:47 AM
This thread is creepy.

BEAT
06-22-2012, 02:08 PM
I was never writing this. Writing was not something that was ever taking place in this thread.

And that is the problem!

gahitsu
06-22-2012, 03:47 PM
And that is the problem!

you aint writin your own thread dont give him no shit bout it

BEAT
06-22-2012, 04:52 PM
you aint writin your own thread dont give him no shit bout itWAITING ON YOU (http://www.gamespite.net/talkingtime/showthread.php?p=1328685#post1328685)

(Actually hold off on that cuz I'm gonna move it to the meatspace games forum with RE-WRITTEN BITS that SUCK LESS) tomorrow.