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Calorie Mate
06-15-2007, 08:46 PM
...today, while I was sitting through a boring presentation, I started playing with my laptop and decided to start poking at the little round thing between the G and H keys on the keyboard. Lo and behold, the mouse cursor on screen started to move!

Does anyone else know about this? Why didn't you guys tell me?! This is so cool!




Yeah, it was a productive day at USGOVERMENT, let me tell you.

philliam
06-15-2007, 08:47 PM
man what is wrong with you

Schmidt
06-15-2007, 09:00 PM
What did you think it was?

JCDenton
06-15-2007, 09:02 PM
Oh man, I love those little nubs. Used to play Starcraft with it before I got a mouse.

Torgo
06-15-2007, 09:12 PM
What did you think it was?
Seconded, and...

Oh man, I love those little nubs. Used to play Starcraft with it before I got a mouse.
How on earth did you manage that?

mr_bungle700
06-15-2007, 09:28 PM
And thus did Calorie Mate learn the pleasure of nipples.

JCDenton
06-15-2007, 09:31 PM
How on earth did you manage that?

It was a challenge. I also sucked. Fond memories.

Sarcasmorator
06-15-2007, 09:45 PM
...today, while I was sitting through a boring presentation, I started playing with my laptop and decided to start poking at the little round thing between the G and H keys on the keyboard. Lo and behold, the mouse cursor on screen started to move!

Now go, take this knowledge and apply it to your current/next girlfriend.

Savathun
06-15-2007, 09:49 PM
Now go, take this knowledge and apply it to your current/next girlfriend.

If she's not a QWERTY, he's doomed.

Calorie Mate
06-15-2007, 11:25 PM
C'mon guys, this thread so far has gone exactly as I thought it would. So far, I'm rather disappointed in the lack of creativity here. C-.


To answer seriously, I'd just...never thought about it before. I always just kinda assumed it was something I'd never ever use, for some reason.

alexb
06-15-2007, 11:59 PM
If you lick the nub, you will see your ancestors.

djSyndrome
06-16-2007, 12:02 AM
This is why I use a Mac.

Red Hedgehog
06-16-2007, 01:42 AM
The only name I have ever known that nub as is "The nipple".

Okay, okay, so I probably saw it referred to as a "TrackPoint" in some literature somewhere.

openedsource
06-16-2007, 03:59 AM
I think that this is relevant to our conversation:
http://xkcd.com/c243.html

nadia
06-16-2007, 09:18 AM
"Clit mouse" over here.

Excitemike
06-16-2007, 09:23 AM
I thought that was the button for the cup holder.

ericmushroomwilson
06-16-2007, 11:07 AM
Man, those laptop mouse things are annoying. The only thing they're good for is nipple jokes, as this thread is pretty much demonstrating.

Torgo
06-16-2007, 11:21 AM
The most alarming thing is that many of us essentially paid Calorie Mate to find this out.

philliam
06-16-2007, 11:26 AM
i want my money back

openedsource
06-16-2007, 11:43 AM
i want my money back

Write it off on your taxes. Then give me the name of your tax guy. Because the one that submits a deduction for "accidental clit mouse discovery" has got to be pretty awesome.

Sanagi
06-16-2007, 04:27 PM
I think that this is relevant to our conversation:
http://xkcd.com/c243.html
Thank you for linking to that so I didn't have to look for it.

Calorie Mate
06-16-2007, 07:16 PM
The most alarming thing is that many of us essentially paid Calorie Mate to find this out.

I like that I was/am paid by most of you guys to post something in the realm of 90% of my posts, both here and on the old board. I'm like the exact opposite of Parish paying $160 for you all to be here.

philliam
06-16-2007, 07:23 PM
everyone in the forums gets to punch calorie mate in the stomache

Savathun
06-16-2007, 10:51 PM
Maybe he'll be like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Maybe then I'll make him laugh. God, this is killing me inside. :(

ShakeWell
06-17-2007, 12:08 AM
And thus did Calorie Mate learn the pleasure of nipples.

Dude, that's not a nipple. It's a power-clit.

Tomm Guycot
06-17-2007, 12:57 AM
Today I read an article that said stimulation is preferred AROUND the clit-mouse, and not by direct contact. So, you know, keyes like t, h, or g OHMYGOSH I FOUND THE G SPOT!

Peach
06-17-2007, 08:35 AM
The trackpoint on my computer is concave, so I can't even make references to anatomy in good concious.

But yeah mouse>trackpoint>trackpad. Try playing Starcraft with that.

Torgo
06-17-2007, 08:42 AM
Trying playing a first-person shooter with a trackpad...

R^2
06-17-2007, 08:54 AM
Today I read an article that said stimulation is preferred AROUND the clit-mouse, and not by direct contact. So, you know, keyes like t, h, or g OHMYGOSH I FOUND THE G SPOT!

Thread over.

Calorie Mate
06-17-2007, 09:36 AM
Maybe he'll be like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Maybe then I'll make him laugh. God, this is killing me inside. :(

Dude, seriously, I feel bad about this now. Just try and forget about it and be yourself. I'm sure the humor will follow.

VsRobot
06-17-2007, 11:43 AM
Today I read an article that said stimulation is preferred AROUND the clit-mouse, and not by direct contact. So, you know, keyes like t, h, or g OHMYGOSH I FOUND THE G SPOT!

A winner is you!

Sarcasmorator
06-17-2007, 01:02 PM
Depends on the computer.

openedsource
06-17-2007, 01:15 PM
Depends on the computer.

I was just getting in the groove, fingers stroking the function keys, cursor bouncing across the screen. Imagine my surprise when I went for the G-spot and found out that it was a DVORAK keyboard!

cortbassist89
09-16-2007, 11:57 AM
I am saddened that this thread died.

Lumber Baron
09-16-2007, 01:33 PM
And I was sad my beloved died, but you didn't see me wish for her back from the monkey paw, did you?

Savathun
09-16-2007, 07:57 PM
Whatever happened to that monkey paw? That seemed like a good time waiting to happen.

Hell, whatever happened to the monkey?

Calorie Mate
09-17-2007, 11:29 AM
Seriously, if the paw can do all that, think about what the rest of him can do.

openedsource
09-17-2007, 11:38 AM
Seriously, if the paw can do all that, think about what the rest of him can do.

Forget that. Imagine what a whole army of monkeys could do!

SDMX
09-17-2007, 11:52 AM
Forget that. Imagine what a whole army of monkeys could do!

Monkey Army not real, sorry. On this board, Ram's Monkey Bridge is always replaced by Shivam's Wall of Text. Like how the Great Library is nullified by the discovery of Electricity!

=V

Indalecio
09-18-2007, 04:54 AM
Monkey Army not real, sorry. On this board, Ram's Monkey Bridge is always replaced by Shivam's Wall of Text. Like how the Great Library is nullified by the discovery of Electricity!

=V

Yeah, but the Great Library isn't so great anymore. All it does is give you two free scientist specialists. The Internet (http://www.civ4wiki.com/wiki/index.php/Internet_%28Project%29) is much better.

mazoboom
09-19-2007, 04:45 PM
The Great Library. Serious Business.