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Tomm Guycot
06-03-2007, 02:27 AM
With the Pit of Flames reborn, I have returned.

I assure you, my subjects, that I was not behind the termination of the previous Pit of Flames. Please join me in this new era, where the flames will burn unquenching, and not even the death of Talking Time itself will see them smothered!

philliam
06-03-2007, 03:48 AM
I hate you, soooo much.

Daikaiju
06-03-2007, 05:44 AM
I bow to no crowned head.

reibeatall
06-03-2007, 08:40 AM
How'd you like the Halo 3 Beta, Tomm?

Mightyblue
06-03-2007, 10:15 AM
Snark Snark Snark.

alexb
06-03-2007, 10:21 AM
Does the name Oliver Cromwell mean anything to you?

Sarcasmorator
06-03-2007, 10:26 AM
I hate you, soooo much.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/christabean/hateyou.gif

Savathun
06-03-2007, 11:33 AM
Does the name Oliver Cromwell mean anything to you?

He was heartwarming in Babe.

Mightyblue
06-03-2007, 11:38 AM
I don't need any Lord Protectors, k' thx.

marcalan
06-03-2007, 12:21 PM
Yeah, I have a hatred for kings and things like that. So, all I'll say is fuck you good sir, fuck you.

Sanagi
06-03-2007, 12:24 PM
Does the name Oliver Cromwell mean anything to you?
Oliver Cromwell
Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near

Tomm Guycot
06-03-2007, 12:38 PM
B-But... you guys elected me :(

poetfox
06-03-2007, 12:41 PM
B-But... you guys elected me :(
Pics or it didn't happen.

Sanagi
06-03-2007, 12:46 PM
I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Vahn16
06-03-2007, 12:48 PM
Can we form a mob and have Tomm beheaded by the gullotine? That sounds like wholesome Sunday entertainment to me.

Deadguy2322
06-03-2007, 12:57 PM
Well, it's good to know there's someone here to tell us to bend over and take it from the games industry! Glad to have you here, Tomm.

Dampe
06-03-2007, 04:58 PM
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship!

VsRobot
06-03-2007, 05:02 PM
Tomm Defense Force here. Stop bashing Tomm or I'll go back in time, marry all your moms, become your dad, and take away your videogames and throw them in the fucking river. See how you like a youth of violin lessons and intermittant beatings instead.

Savathun
06-03-2007, 05:23 PM
I always did want to learn violin. And beatings would just help me to focus on the violin.

djSyndrome
06-03-2007, 05:51 PM
With no avatars, you all look exactly the same to me.

alexb
06-03-2007, 06:37 PM
Just what are you trying to say, exactly?

Red Hedgehog
06-03-2007, 06:48 PM
Oliver Cromwell
Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near

I heard the exact same thing.

Eusis
06-03-2007, 07:15 PM
B-But... you guys elected me :(
But... You're the king. Kings aren't elected.

Excitemike
06-03-2007, 07:22 PM
You were the President at Talking Time. This is "The Return of Talking Time", and as such your executive powers are null and void. Maybe we could hold primaries again?

Savathun
06-03-2007, 07:24 PM
Yeah, I mean, if anything, you're nothing but a Lame Ga-Ko here. A figurehead.

openedsource
06-03-2007, 07:36 PM
B-But... you guys elected me :(

That's so last week's forum.

Caithness
06-03-2007, 08:21 PM
I hate you, soooo much.

Because of this post, I now imagine everything you say in the voice of the leader of Blue Lazer, from the Cheat Commandos cartoon. Was that intentional?

alexb
06-03-2007, 08:46 PM
I always imagine him sounding like Little Richard.

philliam
06-03-2007, 09:17 PM
I always imagine him sounding like Little Richard.

MASH PO-TAT-TOES, GRAVY, AND CRANBERRY SAUCE

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

Savathun
06-03-2007, 09:30 PM
Philliam should be on t-shirts. I'd buy 'em. I'm pro-Philliam in almost every way.

Caithness
06-03-2007, 09:52 PM
But how would we tell him apart from Fry? Or Yoshi?

Savathun
06-03-2007, 09:55 PM
Why would we want to?

Vahn16
06-03-2007, 10:36 PM
You know, Philliam's "eccentricities"would make him the perfect President of the Pit of Flames. I think we could use one of those.

philliam
06-04-2007, 03:06 AM
I'll be president if I get all the hookers I want.

marcalan
06-04-2007, 06:38 AM
I'll be president if I get all the hookers I want.


Sorry, but the hookers are not included in the deal.

R^2
06-04-2007, 08:55 AM
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Calorie Mate
06-04-2007, 09:50 PM
Fuck this. I'm fully supporting Tomm, if only because I'm looking to preserve what few remnants of the last TT remain.

I bow to you, my liege.

poetfox
06-04-2007, 10:54 PM
But would the Tomm from the previous Talking Time want this Tomm to recieve such worship? Huh?
Also, if he's supposed to be a figurehead (since obviously he's a puppet leader, Parish has the real power) for the board where we're supposed to do all our flaming then shouldn't we be flaming him? Isn't that what he exists for?

Tomm Guycot
06-04-2007, 11:30 PM
I thought that's what Brandon existed for.

VsRobot
06-04-2007, 11:35 PM
I have a higher post count than Tomm! I should be the new King!

Savathun
06-04-2007, 11:50 PM
I thought that's what Brandon existed for.

I'll settle for any attention.

Calorie Mate
06-04-2007, 11:55 PM
No, Brandon exists to make me, specifically, laugh.

Vahn16
06-05-2007, 02:21 AM
A simple existance, but surely a satisfying one nonetheless.

philliam
06-05-2007, 07:41 AM
holy crap, what is wrong with you guys?

marcalan
06-05-2007, 01:12 PM
That is an excellent question philliam. I blame it on Tomm, as he is our "king." It would have been Calorie Mate, but hey Tomm wants to be king, if just for a while, to have his own place, to have his own style.

Tomm Guycot
06-05-2007, 02:50 PM
This is exactly like Lost, where everyone forced Jack to be leader, and then once he was leader, everyone started ignoring him and getting mad when he took charge.

You guys suck. I'm gonna go play with the Others.

alexb
06-05-2007, 03:00 PM
You still watch Lost?

Thinaran
06-05-2007, 03:13 PM
The ... Others? But they've been dead all along!

Stay away from the sun!

Calorie Mate
06-05-2007, 05:40 PM
This is exactly like Lost, where everyone forced Jack to be leader, and then once he was leader, everyone started ignoring him and getting mad when he took charge.

You guys suck. I'm gonna go play with the Others.

Can I be John Locke?


You still watch Lost?

Dude it's totally awesome again! Better than ever, even!

Red Hedgehog
06-05-2007, 05:51 PM
Dude it's totally awesome again! Better than ever, even!

Right. I've heard that before...

NoKidding
06-05-2007, 06:03 PM
Right. I've heard that before...

But it's true!
Well, maybe not. Still, that season ending cliffhanger was pretty much brilliant.

JohnB
11-20-2007, 07:46 AM
Jesus Christ, there was a lot of hatred in this thread.

Thoughts? Reflections? Search your feelings, you know it to be true...?