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VsRobot
06-28-2007, 12:21 AM
I want to be played by Alan Rickman. I see my persona as VsRobot as a mix of Hans Gruber, Snape, and Sir Mix A Lot so he's the obvious choice.

thomp538
06-28-2007, 01:16 AM
Either that Olyphant guy or the hungry wolf

Tomm Guycot
06-28-2007, 01:20 AM
It depends on what age. If we're talking now, I say that Mac commercial guy. If we're talking in ten/fifteen years, then Nicholas Cage.

poetfox
06-28-2007, 01:49 AM
Animated me drawn in an interesting art style.
The voice could be one of those terrible text to speech programs, maybe. Or I could speak only through the language of dance.

shivam
06-28-2007, 01:57 AM
tomm should.

also, poetfox, your avi's nipples glare at me everytime i see that pic. its disconcerting =)

sraymonds
06-28-2007, 07:18 AM
Chow Yun-Fat, even though he's way older than me. But we're both Asian, so it would be like staring at the same person.

Sarcasmorator
06-28-2007, 08:59 AM
Probably Seth Rogen. After about three months of no haircut and five days' beard growth, I look chillingly like he does on the "Knocked Up" poster. But fatter! And with eyes from the depths of hell!

Excitemike
06-28-2007, 09:01 AM
I've been told I look like Jason Lee, but if the story of my life was being done in a "Wonder Years" style I would be played by chubby Jerry O'Connell circa "Stand by Me", with the my wise and reflective adult narration by the guy who did the English dub for the father in FLCL.

Am I the only one who wants to more about VsRobot being like Sir Mix-A-Lot?

djSyndrome
06-28-2007, 09:08 AM
I've been told I look like Jason Lee.

Because you do look like Jason Lee.

Calorie Mate
06-28-2007, 10:22 AM
I'd clearly be played by Charlton Heston in his hay day.

Lumber Baron
06-28-2007, 11:36 AM
My friends and I have decided I'll be played by Zack Braff and Paul Giamatti in the movie about my life. It won't be a gradal thing either, I'll turn 32 and be Giamatti all of the sudden.

jeditanuki
06-28-2007, 11:57 AM
Who I'd want to play me: Asano Tadanobu

Who would actually end up playing me: Philip Seymour Hoffman

VsRobot
06-28-2007, 12:29 PM
http://www.singingfool.com/photos/245/001031_23.jpg

Calorie Mate
06-28-2007, 12:31 PM
I want to change my answer to Jeremy Parish.

sraymonds
06-28-2007, 12:56 PM
Then I'm changing my answer to Eddie Murphy in a latex suit with goofy wigs and glasses.

philliam
06-28-2007, 01:53 PM
i dunno who would play me

djSyndrome
06-28-2007, 01:56 PM
i dunno who would play me

Mike Tyson is a Yoshi suit. Duh.

VsRobot
06-28-2007, 02:38 PM
Mike Tyson is a Yoshi suit. Duh.

"I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot" - Mike Tyson to a reporter. Are we sure that Philliam and Tyson aren't already the same person?

Savathun
06-28-2007, 02:39 PM
Possibly Kiera Knightley if they geeked her up like in She's All That.

Me and her have the same freaky alien-shaped head/jaw thing going on. Seriously, look at her when she laughs. It's disturbing.

thomp538
06-28-2007, 02:46 PM
Possibly Kiera Knightley if they geeked her up like in She's All That.

Me and her have the same freaky alien-shaped head/jaw thing going on. Seriously, look at her when she laughs. It's disturbing.
She's anime.

Sarcasmorator
06-28-2007, 02:47 PM
She's not in that movie.

thomp538
06-28-2007, 02:49 PM
She's not in that movie.
THIS IS IMMATERIAL!!

Rachel Leigh Cook:
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4430/11732234400ux6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

sraymonds
06-28-2007, 02:59 PM
As I remember it, at the end of She's All That, we discovered that the main character was also a hottie. Is this a spoiler for the future Talking Time movie?

Also, dancing.

Crazy Larry
06-28-2007, 03:08 PM
I've been told I look like Jim Carrey, but I'm not seeing it. I really couldn't come up with any actor that I'm reasonably like, so I'm just going to pick this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avnsgYvHPK8&NR=1) to play because, well, he's fucking crazy, and just look at my user name.

Savathun
06-28-2007, 07:12 PM
Oh, yeah, I know she wasn't in the movie, I mean just geek her up in that way that they do for those kinds of movies where she's a geek with glasses on, then when she takes the glasses off, she's Superman and everyone's shocked.

I just notice that I tend to look better when I don't have my glasses on. Possibly because I can't see as well.

alexb
06-28-2007, 07:14 PM
Sean Astin, definitely.

mr_bungle700
06-28-2007, 07:24 PM
Who I'd want to play me: Asano Tadanobu

Man I don't even care how cool you are, there's just no way. Unless you can summon an electric guitar out of thin air and wail on it so hard that you knock out all the electricity for an entire city block. Only then I will accept this casting choice.

philliam
06-28-2007, 07:37 PM
Mike Tyson is a Yoshi suit. Duh.

oh i guess im black now

sraymonds
06-28-2007, 07:42 PM
Like your soul.

djSyndrome
06-28-2007, 08:38 PM
Sean Astin, definitely.

Goonies Sean Astin, LotR Sean Astin, or 24 Sean Astin?

Guy
06-28-2007, 10:53 PM
Zombie Marlon Brando.

Savathun
06-28-2007, 11:51 PM
You know what would make this even MORE fun? Posting our pictures and having other people decide who should play us.

Cuz there isn't nearly enough resentment in this place and it's about time we change that, you know.

Sarcasmorator
06-28-2007, 11:57 PM
You asked for it.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/christabean/freakeye1.jpg

I'm about 50 pounds heavier and four years older now, but I look pretty similar otherwise. Oh and I don't have the redeye anymore.

VsRobot
06-29-2007, 12:16 AM
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/LeviVsRobot/LEVI.jpg

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/LeviVsRobot/Picture003.jpg

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h67/LeviVsRobot/Picture002.jpg

The top one is really old, in that I'm wearing a beanie because I think it looks cool, not because I'm losing my hair.

thomp538
06-29-2007, 12:17 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/thomp538/Picture-0031.jpg

philliam
06-29-2007, 01:02 AM
im never revealing my face to you bastards

Thinaran
06-29-2007, 01:04 AM
Sarcasmorator: Vin Diesel with a wig

VsRobot: Shia LeBouf

thomp538: Stephen Root

Savathun
06-29-2007, 01:07 AM
im never revealing my face to you bastards

Well, that plan failed, I guess. Maybe we'll never know if he's Parish or even a human at al-- AAAAH, the red eye picture again, oh holy crap. :eek: How can you smile when those things are going on in the soft goo that you see out of!?

Sheana
06-29-2007, 01:07 AM
Man, absolutely no idea. Maaaaybe that chick from My Big Fat Greek Wedding if she was stockier and kept the glasses.

Savathun
06-29-2007, 01:23 AM
Edit: Eh, maybe not.

Tomm Guycot
06-29-2007, 02:09 AM
I just remembered my nose--I'm changing my answer to Zach Braff.

Lumber Baron
06-29-2007, 04:03 AM
Hey, I called him already!

http://photos-761.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v97/118/98/10231761/n10231761_35094062_5566.jpg

Far left. And here's me with a tiara made of lobster (http://photos-761.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v97/118/98/10231761/n10231761_35093996_2006.jpg), in case you're interested.

mr_bungle700
06-29-2007, 07:04 AM
I don't keep pictures of myself because I see enough of myself in the bathroom mirror every day. However, I assure you that I am so sexy that if I did have a picture to share you would all find yourselves irresistibly attracted to me, and I think we can agree that would be kind of awkward for all of us.

You asked for it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*pant pant*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I know exactly who should play you:

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8475/eyeofsauronfv2.jpg

Balrog
06-29-2007, 07:29 AM
Hey, I called him already!

http://photos-761.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v97/118/98/10231761/n10231761_35094062_5566.jpg

Far left. And here's me with a tiara made of lobster (http://photos-761.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v97/118/98/10231761/n10231761_35093996_2006.jpg), in case you're interested.

Christian Slater + goatee? Or that green goblin guy from Spiderman 3...whatever his name is.

Sarcasmorator
06-29-2007, 08:55 AM
James Franco.

Schmidt
06-29-2007, 09:19 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/thomp538/Picture-0031.jpg
Gary Whitta.

Calorie Mate
06-29-2007, 11:23 AM
You guys are in for a rare treat: then TRUE face of Calorie Mate:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/caloriesman/me7.jpg



...I still want Jeremy Parish to play me in a movie, though.

djSyndrome
06-29-2007, 11:33 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/186066046_28bfc8963c.jpg

Luckily for all of you, the assassination attempt failed.

Schmidt
06-29-2007, 11:34 AM
You guys are in for a rare treat: then TRUE face of Calorie Mate:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/caloriesman/me7.jpg



...I still want Jeremy Parish to play me in a movie, though.
http://images.google.com/images?q=home%20alone&hl=en&lr=&safe=on&output=search

thomp538
06-29-2007, 11:48 AM
thomp: You should be played by Andrew Vestal.

As for me, probably James Spader.
Great, just great
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7624/mog01ea8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

sraymonds
06-29-2007, 12:23 PM
You guys are in for a rare treat: then TRUE face of Calorie Mate:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/caloriesman/me7.jpg



...I still want Jeremy Parish to play me in a movie, though.

OH GOD, DON'T STARE DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES. HE'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL.

Lumber Baron
06-29-2007, 12:31 PM
Christian Slater + goatee?

My other message board said the exact same thing (http://www.brunchma.com/forum/index.php?s=&showtopic=1736&view=findpost&p=738547). There was a whole thread (http://www.brunchma.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=23199&st=0&p=739137) about it. Well, actually, it was just everyone swooning about Christian Slater. Close enough.

philliam
06-29-2007, 12:54 PM
buncha crackers in this thread

Balrog
06-29-2007, 12:57 PM
buncha crackas up in this bitch

Fix'd.

djSyndrome
06-29-2007, 01:03 PM
buncha crackers in this thread

So you are black.

Stephen
06-29-2007, 01:54 PM
I want to be played by Samuel L. Jackson or Steven Segal.

Edit: Okay, this is the only picture of me that I have easy 'net access to. I'm usually less monochrome though, in fact I might be wearing in a bright pink shirt in this photo.

http://www.globaldomination.se/images/456.jpg

Calorie Mate
06-29-2007, 03:08 PM
OH GOD, DON'T STARE DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES. HE'LL TAKE YOUR SOUL.

Your warning came too late, fool!

Ghost from Spelunker
07-04-2007, 02:16 PM
I'm not very good at identifying actors. Who is the real life equivalent of Lulu from Shock Troopers 2nd Squad? I'll take that.