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VsRobot
07-05-2007, 03:55 PM
I was leaning against the sink and getting ready to do dishes. It's triple digits up here so I was just wearing some loose fitting shorts (going commando). Like most sinks there is a cabinet underneath. It was slightly open. I leaned in too close and I shut my manhood in the door.

OMG the pain.

JohnB
07-05-2007, 04:04 PM
...I'm so sorry. Do you have a S.O. to make it feel better after the Man Pain subsided?

VsRobot
07-05-2007, 04:17 PM
She's at work. Plus, the pain hasn't subsided. Hello, ICE.

Excitemike
07-05-2007, 04:32 PM
Oh man you don't want no one touching that for awhile.

Zef
07-05-2007, 04:46 PM
I'm more amazed that you have the fortitude to man it up and sit down to type. Heaven knows I'd be a whimpering puddle of pain on the floor.

VsRobot
07-05-2007, 05:07 PM
I'm more amazed that you have the fortitude to man it up and sit down to type. Heaven knows I'd be a whimpering puddle of pain on the floor.

Thank god for the numbing power of ice. VsR manhood update: feels almost normal. Not quite ready for any extracurricular activities, though.

thomp538
07-05-2007, 05:30 PM
I was leaning against the sink and getting ready to do dishes. It's triple digits up here so I was just wearing some loose fitting shorts (going commando). Like most sinks there is a cabinet underneath. It was slightly open. I leaned in too close and I shut my manhood in the door.

OMG the pain.
Don't do that

Zef
07-05-2007, 05:31 PM
...considering what the little guy's regular activities are, the mind boggles as to what constitutes "extracurricular" ones. Needlepoint? Skeet shooting? Jai Alai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jai_alai)?

Calorie Mate
07-05-2007, 06:17 PM
What, yours doesn't partake in the occasional jai alai?

halverde
07-06-2007, 07:32 AM
You should get it pierced.

R^2
07-06-2007, 07:34 AM
Skeet shooting?

I see what you did there.

Excitemike
07-06-2007, 07:38 AM
Needlepoint?

Whoa! Did you see what he did here?

openedsource
07-06-2007, 08:05 AM
Do you have Prince Albert in a drawer?