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Savathun
06-03-2007, 09:21 PM
So, I just saw this little guy wiggling around on the kitchen floor.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Brandone/DSC00085.jpg

Dumped him in a field outside, but I'm wondering: Anyone know what kind it is, or if it might be poisonous? Or if this means there is a larger, angrier snake nearby? I'm a little worried that the thing won't survive now that I've tossed it into a new environment, but you know.

Edit: Videooooo http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Brandone/?action=view&current=Snaaaake.flv And I'm neither of the people talking in this clip. Just so you know.

philliam
06-03-2007, 09:24 PM
did it come from your butt?

Savathun
06-03-2007, 09:26 PM
I lol'd.

Also, according to the video, it's not a worm. They know how worms move.

alexb
06-03-2007, 09:26 PM
I don't see a head. Are you sure it's not a worm or leech of some kind?

Savathun
06-03-2007, 09:28 PM
That's what I'm wondering. It looks like no baby snake I've seen or heard of. There WERE eyes, but they were basically tiny dots. I hope it's not some kind of worm or leech, though. Philliam could be right and it could've come from someone's butt. And that's bad for me, because I leaned in real close to get a look at the thing. That can't have been healthy.

Makkara
06-04-2007, 12:19 AM
It's not just a poisonous snake... It's a monster!

Savathun
06-04-2007, 12:30 AM
Now I wish I'd said something like that on the video.

"This place... is a killing zone! Uuuuuugh!"

Sheana
06-04-2007, 12:38 AM
Your kitchen floor is filthy.

philliam
06-04-2007, 12:43 AM
Clearly the filth spawned that devil creature.

Savathun
06-04-2007, 10:56 AM
Yeah, it really is. Well, in the picture, that's actually the dust pan, but you can see the floor in the video.

But you know, it kind of looks like a tiny version of that poo monster from Dreamcatcher. Not at all comforting.

reibeatall
06-04-2007, 10:57 AM
Ask him if he's ever dined on a tree frog. It may be a naked snake.

djSyndrome
06-04-2007, 10:59 AM
Your kitchen floor is filthy.

Watch the video - that's the dustpan, not the kitchen floor.

alexb
06-04-2007, 10:59 AM
Did you hear about that guy in Korea who ate raw snake as part of military training and was disabled by the parasites living in the snake?

sraymonds
06-04-2007, 04:51 PM
Goddamn shitweasels.

JCDenton
06-04-2007, 05:28 PM
This is a slithering mission.

Savathun
06-04-2007, 05:50 PM
I love how this thread has turned out.

But I'm starting to think it probably came from my dog, Lucy, who was lying in the kitchen four or five hours before this thing made an appearance. It must have survived there off of the admittedly large amount of filth on the floor.

sraymonds
06-04-2007, 05:58 PM
Wait, came from your dog how? Like, shitweasel-came-from-your-dog, or look what the dog dragged in?

alexb
06-04-2007, 06:24 PM
Seems awfully big to have come from your dog.

Mightyblue
06-04-2007, 07:03 PM
Seems awfully big to have come from your dog.You've never seen or heard about the worms that grow inside a person's body, and generally end up being several feet long? It's not inconceivable that something like that er...thing could come out of a dog.

Yeah, that was weird just to type.

Savathun
06-04-2007, 07:12 PM
Life was so much nicer when I thought this was a baby snake.

alexb
06-04-2007, 07:15 PM
Mightyblue, those are tape worms. That's definitely not a tape worm.

sraymonds
06-04-2007, 07:19 PM
I hope you killed it, or it may grow up into this.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/lsrsera/250px-Ripley_worm.jpg

All this has made me want to watch Dreamcatcher again.

Savathun
06-04-2007, 07:34 PM
Mightyblue, those are tape worms. That's definitely not a tape worm.

Thank God. I'll be happier than anyone if that thing wasn't some kind of ass-dwelling annelid. I may have touched it. I don't remember. But what if?

Oh, and I'm also going to watch Dreamcatcher now.

mr_bungle700
06-04-2007, 08:05 PM
Dreamcatcher is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally not worth it.

Even with the shitweasels.

Calorie Mate
06-04-2007, 09:42 PM
I have selected this topic to make my glorious return to Talking Time.

Savathun
06-04-2007, 09:48 PM
Woo hoo!

And this journey has begun with butt snakes. Where will it end?

Calorie Mate
06-04-2007, 09:54 PM
I'm going to guess butt snakes as well.

mr_bungle700
06-04-2007, 10:25 PM
We can only hope!

Savathun
06-04-2007, 10:27 PM
Well, you know what they say: Hope in one hand, crap in the other. Either way: Butt snakes.

Vahn16
06-05-2007, 02:23 AM
That line is probably one of the greatest accomplishments of mankind.

mr_bungle700
06-05-2007, 04:57 AM
Yeah I think this thread might have elevated itself onto some higher plane of existence at this point.

Savathun
06-05-2007, 02:15 PM
It's kind of horrifying that this is the most successful thread I've ever made on any forum.

sraymonds
06-05-2007, 03:02 PM
Do you want me to make more screen captures of the shit weasels?

Savathun
06-05-2007, 04:15 PM
I would take some comfort in that, yes.

Excitemike
06-05-2007, 04:46 PM
Watch the video - that's the dustpan, not the kitchen floor.

That dustpan is filthy.

Zarathustra
09-13-2008, 04:53 PM
Have you cleaned your house yet, Brandon?

JohnB
09-13-2008, 04:56 PM
Fucking awesome. You found a thread from, like, the first day that TT: The Return opened for shop. *claps*

Zodar
09-13-2008, 05:04 PM
it was a fucking blind snake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_snake) jeet christ people

Savathun
09-13-2008, 05:26 PM
Well nobody told me that! The most likely theory was the one Philliam offered, that the thing came from someones' (probably my dog's) butt.

If someone said, you know, blind snake, I'd have slept a LOT easier.

Hey, but while we're here, here's another video of my mom, this time watching Two Girls, One Cup (I'm the one filming so you don't see or hear me. Ha!)

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Brandone/?action=view&current=2girls.flv

Zarathustra
09-14-2008, 01:32 AM
What the fuck, Brandon? They freak out 'cause you're a nancy but this shit is somehow a tolerable prank on them?

Savathun
09-14-2008, 01:36 AM
She wanted to see it.

philliam
09-14-2008, 01:49 AM
hahahahahha brandon hahahaha

Savathun
09-14-2008, 01:52 AM
It was a lot more endearing when there was only the one Philliam, but now everyone's apparently gunning for the spot.

Mightyblue
09-14-2008, 01:55 AM
Nah, brah, you still got me, the overly serious anime dude!

locit
09-14-2008, 02:01 AM
Yeah I think this thread might have elevated itself onto some higher plane of existence at this point.
Damn right it has, Vahn16 is back. I know that kid! He is a Cool Dude.

Dizzy
09-14-2008, 07:52 AM
It was a lot more endearing when there was only the one Philliam, but now everyone's apparently gunning for the spot.

Is it like the Ninja Santa account? Only when you use it, it sticks to you and is hard to get off, like the Venom parasite from Spiderman?