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BEAT
07-12-2007, 05:40 AM
1.) Things I like are Awesome!
A.) In ways that are completely objective and should be universal.
B.) Such strong, powerful ways, only a fool would consider disagreeing with me.

2.) Things you like Suck!
A.) My god, I hate them and you so much!
B.) You must be retarded/From a place retards come from (The South, Canada, Texas, New York, Ect.)

3.) I, much like God, am always right.

4.)Repeat.

philliam
07-12-2007, 06:33 AM
beat smells like fish

BEAT
07-12-2007, 06:54 AM
See! Philiam gets it!

openedsource
07-12-2007, 07:54 AM
See! Philiam gets it!

Yeah, but he's stupid. And from stupidland.

And he might be a nazi.

Excitemike
07-12-2007, 08:04 AM
Yeah, but he's stupid. And from stupidland.

And he might be a nazi.

Even Hitler would not say that! You must be worse than Hitler!

openedsource
07-12-2007, 08:12 AM
Even Hitler would not say that! You must be worse than Hitler!

That's racist.

Savathun
07-12-2007, 09:30 AM
Pfft, whatever.

I'm above arguing with any of you. I hardly see the point in it, as I always turn out to be right. Pearls before swine, wot wot.

*Huffs, then types out the huffing, since it wouldn't be audible to the ones being huffed at*

Warg
07-12-2007, 11:07 AM
*Huffs, then types out the huffing, since it wouldn't be audible to the ones being huffed at*
*Stares at the monitor, wondering about the length of this particular line -- and now even he's writing about his own actions OH HIS GAWD MAKE IT STOP*

Tomm Guycot
07-12-2007, 11:38 AM
1a: Kojima games
2b: Halo (Canada)

openedsource
07-12-2007, 11:54 AM
Ha! I'm not a troll. It was all really a social experiment and you totally fell for it. I'm better than all of you.

BEAT
07-12-2007, 12:16 PM
That sounds like something a CANADIAN would say.

Savathun
07-12-2007, 12:43 PM
I just like messing with you guys cuz, like, you all take the place too srsly, and the internet is about having fun, man, and I get my fun by messing with people like you. So, ha!

Also, um, I'm not arguing, cuz... I'd be right. um, I'm just saying that so you know!

Yeah, so... take that.

Oh, also, people who get hacked deserve it.

Don't trust whitey.

That's all I've got.

BEAT
07-12-2007, 02:57 PM
Oh, also, people who get hacked deserve it.


This reminds me of the people who steal the seats and wheels from bikes locked at my campus. They claim that their actions are teaching the people who use clean transportation "a lesson" about keeping their possessions secure or something.

In reality the lesson is as follows:

"Some people are DICKS."

thomp538
07-12-2007, 03:43 PM
This reminds me of the people who steal the seats and wheels from bikes locked at my campus. They claim that their actions are teaching the people who use clean transportation "a lesson" about keeping their possessions secure or something.

In reality the lesson is as follows:

"Some people are DICKS."
Like Superman

Calorie Mate
07-12-2007, 04:18 PM
Where's VsRobot when you need him?

Schmidt
07-12-2007, 04:26 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and no one needs it, does it matter where the forest is?

VsRobot
07-12-2007, 04:29 PM
Where's VsRobot when you need him?

At work, dude. Plus I just got my Wii RE4 and I'm about to got zap some zombies in 16:9 widescreen, hollah!

philliam
07-12-2007, 04:34 PM
dis forums is ballin'

Merus
07-12-2007, 07:54 PM
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT ABOUT PLANKTON

philliam
07-12-2007, 08:11 PM
you suck merus

Sporophyte
07-12-2007, 08:13 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and no one needs it, does it matter where the forest is?

Only if you are Captain Planet or a Planeteer.

shivam
07-12-2007, 08:14 PM
oh, that captain planet. he's a hero, you know. gonna take polluters down to zero.

Kishi
07-12-2007, 08:22 PM
I heard he's our powers magnified, and from what it seems, he's fighting on the planet's side.

alexb
07-12-2007, 08:33 PM
He's a liar. You're a liar. And mentally castrated.

R^2
07-12-2007, 09:22 PM
This thread delivers.

SDMX
07-13-2007, 01:23 AM
If I were a mod, I'd close the thread here and label it a perfect microcosm of the internet.

philliam
07-13-2007, 01:29 AM
well you're not a mod so in your face mr. man

Savathun
07-13-2007, 01:30 AM
That reminds me, the mods are evil and out to get us and what about my free speech, man?

Really, though, this is still way too pleasant to accurately portray the internet. We need some seneless, unshakeable hatreds over small, silly things. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not really willing to go to the effort.

alexb
07-13-2007, 01:58 AM
Yes, well, you wouldn't be.

Thinaran
07-13-2007, 03:24 AM
Posting in legendary thread.

Merus
07-13-2007, 10:14 AM
We need some seneless, unshakeable hatreds over small, silly things.

I'm pretty sure I can deliver that all non-indie games from 2006 are unplayable pieces of garbage die games industry die raaaaaaaah

estragon
07-13-2007, 10:28 AM
seneless, unshakeable hatreds over small, silly things

YOU AUTO-JUMP FANBOYS SHOULD GO BACK TO NAZI GERMANY YOU HOMOBORTION LOVING COMMUNAZIFASCICAPITALISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONE1 111!!!111one111!!!!

Calorie Mate
07-13-2007, 10:52 AM
Dude, there's nothing wrong with auto-jump. Zelda II sucks.

Etc.

thomp538
07-13-2007, 11:45 AM
Dude, there's nothing wrong with auto-jump. Zelda II sucks.

Etc.
Fuck. You.

Calorie Mate
07-13-2007, 11:52 AM
I want you to know I rolled up my sleeves before typing this, just to be extra ready for a fight.

It's on.

mr_bungle700
07-13-2007, 11:54 AM
Really, though, this is still way too pleasant to accurately portray the internet. We need some seneless, unshakeable hatreds over small, silly things. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not really willing to go to the effort.

why should I listen to you you don't even know how 2 spell lol

zedla 2 sucks cause link turns into a fairy

openedsource
07-13-2007, 12:02 PM
why should I listen to you you don't even know how 2 spell lol

zedla 2 sucks cause link turns into a fairy

sefaroth is the bettr guy.

thomp538
07-13-2007, 12:02 PM
I want you to know I rolled up my sleeves before typing this, just to be extra ready for a fight.

It's on.
Zelda II is God and they need to make a true 2D side scrolling sequel, its Godliness deserves it.

philliam
07-13-2007, 02:09 PM
sefaroth is the bettr guy.

how do i recurect areis(th) ????!?

thomp538
07-13-2007, 02:11 PM
General Leo, let me show you him.

Calorie Mate
07-13-2007, 02:43 PM
Zelda II is God and they need to make a true 2D side scrolling sequel, its Godliness deserves it.

I hope they innovate further and make Link's retarded-ass jumps even more floaty and stupid. Also, shorten his blade more. Maybe try to make the soundtrack even more sub-par, too.


And everyone knows General Leo can't be revived. That would break continuity with the Zombie Leo boss after the credits.

thomp538
07-13-2007, 03:46 PM
I hope they innovate further and make Link's retarded-ass jumps even more floaty and stupid. Also, shorten his blade more. Maybe try to make the soundtrack even more sub-par, too.


And everyone knows General Leo can't be revived. That would break continuity with the Zombie Leo boss after the credits.
This is a battle I cannot win.

Calorie Mate
07-13-2007, 04:28 PM
It's ok, you're still a winner in my book.

Daikaiju
07-15-2007, 06:44 AM
Mind you, that's a matchbook.

BEAT
07-15-2007, 10:41 AM
So? Like you've ever won inside of a matchbook!

openedsource
07-15-2007, 11:28 AM
So? Like you've ever won inside of a matchbook!

I got accepted to art school by drawing a pirate's head and a teddy bear from the inside cover of a match book.

Daikaiju
07-15-2007, 11:29 AM
So THAT'S what your avatar is!

Savathun
07-15-2007, 03:32 PM
why should I listen to you you don't even know how 2 spell lol

zedla 2 sucks cause link turns into a fairy

Well, now you're just trying to hurt. :(

openedsource
07-15-2007, 06:18 PM
So THAT'S what your avatar is!

No, it's YOUR MOM.

djSyndrome
07-15-2007, 06:23 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/djSyndrome/Paperboy_Delivers.jpg

VsRobot
07-15-2007, 10:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/djSyndrome/Paperboy_Delivers.jpg

Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks...

I assume you are repping the Ben Folds cover? I wish I had an MP3 of that, but the only place I've heard it is on SIRIUS on Dish Network.

philliam
07-16-2007, 12:18 AM
this thread? it gives cancer

alexb
07-16-2007, 12:41 AM
cancer of th sphinter, amirite hur hur

philliam
07-16-2007, 12:51 AM
alexb why are you so goddamned dumb?

Calorie Mate
07-16-2007, 10:37 AM
alexb why are you so goddamned dumb?

yah seriously u can't even spell alex rite

BEAT
07-16-2007, 12:10 PM
I declare this thread as the best thing I have ever started.