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SilentSnake
08-10-2008, 02:10 PM
Well that was a bit too rapid for comfort. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/10/hayes.obit/index.html)

reibeatall
08-10-2008, 02:11 PM
Anybody wanna take any bets on number 3?

Lumber Baron
08-10-2008, 02:15 PM
And I was just listening to "Chocolate Salty Balls" (for the first time) six minutes ago.

Parish
08-10-2008, 02:18 PM
Number 3 will be Paul Newman :(

http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=55957&cat=2

spineshark
08-10-2008, 02:25 PM
Number 3 will be Paul Newman :(

http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?id=55957&cat=2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

reibeatall
08-10-2008, 02:26 PM
I'm gonna have to watch The Sting when he goes.

sraymonds
08-10-2008, 02:29 PM
Hey, they said Patrick Swayze only had a month to live.

I'm not giving up hope!

Willm
08-10-2008, 02:30 PM
I'm gonna have to watch The Sting, Slap Shot, Road to Perdition, and Cool Hand Luke when he goes.

No kidding. I guess fate decided to save the best for last.

Adrenaline
08-10-2008, 02:37 PM
Don't forget Hudsucker Proxy.

reibeatall
08-10-2008, 02:38 PM
The Sting's the only one I own, though.

kungfukid
08-10-2008, 02:50 PM
Geez guys, way to kick off a month.

JohnB
08-10-2008, 03:14 PM
This is fucking ridiculous.

Also, yeah, the only person pancreatic CA hasn't killed off is Steve Jobs. (because he's bigger than jesus)

Kishi
08-10-2008, 03:32 PM
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/lydialamentsthedeathsofthesoulfula.png

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/lydialamentsthedeathsofthesoulfulb.png

Ample Vigour
08-10-2008, 04:23 PM
I'm gonna forget all about his Scientology days and cue up Walk On By.

ScrambledGregs
08-10-2008, 04:31 PM
I'm sure this comment will cause me to look like a racist but: shouldn't #3 be another middle aged black dude?? It just seems like it should, you know??

onimaruxlr
08-10-2008, 04:52 PM
65 and 50 are middle aged?

standing8
08-10-2008, 05:08 PM
Goddamn.

RIP

Mr_Nuts
08-10-2008, 05:46 PM
65 and 50 are middle aged?
Was Bernie Mac 50? Really?

Sheana
08-10-2008, 06:19 PM
Well this is a depressing bunch of news. All the cool people are over 40 and they just keep dropping. :(

Matchstick
08-10-2008, 06:21 PM
Don't forget Hudsucker Proxy.

Sure, sure.

ArugulaZ
08-10-2008, 06:38 PM
65 and 50 are middle aged?

"I thought I wouldn't be middle aged until I was 55!"
"Only if you intend to live until you're 110."

dussssstin
08-10-2008, 06:55 PM
Was Bernie Mac 50? Really?

yeah but he looked like a healthy 50. damn shame.

sraymonds
08-10-2008, 08:16 PM
Holy shit, someone found out Death's design.

WE NEED TO WARN SAM JACKSON (http://chud.com/articles/articles/15906/1/EASILY-THE-BEST-EMAIL-WE039VE-RECEIVED-IN-WEEKS/Page1.html)

O..O~
08-10-2008, 08:23 PM
I don't know if this is tasteless but I am honestly curious, where do scientologists go when they die?

Kishi
08-10-2008, 08:29 PM
Nowhere. Same as the rest of us. [/Paul]

JCDenton
08-10-2008, 08:32 PM
...Elizabeth Taylor? Crushed to death by her fabulous jewels.

Dizzy
08-10-2008, 08:40 PM
People die.

Zarathustra
08-10-2008, 09:11 PM
Holy shit, someone found out Death's design.

WE NEED TO WARN SAM JACKSON (http://chud.com/articles/articles/15906/1/EASILY-THE-BEST-EMAIL-WE039VE-RECEIVED-IN-WEEKS/Page1.html)

Beat me to it. The movie's still 3 months away, so I'm betting Jackson'll have a heart attack at the premiere.

Paul le Fou
08-10-2008, 09:22 PM
Nowhere. Same as the rest of us. [/Paul]

I was actually going to say "You have to buy your way to the fourth OL to find out," but that works too.

Abominable K
08-10-2008, 09:31 PM
I don't know if this is tasteless but I am honestly curious, where do scientologists go when they die?

Reincarnation (I think there's supposed to be a pit stop at an "Implant Center" space station where their Thetan has its memory blocked though).

My theory as to who the third was is that the car crash Morgan Freeman was in was supposed to kill him, making Isaac Hayes the third, but Freeman got lucky.

cartman414
08-10-2008, 10:09 PM
<Kanye West>Death does not care about black people.</Kanye West>

That's what that Samuel L. Jackson reference made me think.

Not only Bernie Mac and Isaac, but Bernie Brillstein, co-producer of Larry Sanders among other things.

Alastor
08-10-2008, 10:20 PM
Bo Diddley has Bernie Mac beat by two months.

Balrog
08-11-2008, 12:42 AM
I guess God needed someone to play his theme music.

Alixsar
08-11-2008, 12:53 AM
I think Sam Jackson is still in good shape. Billy Dee Williams, however, needs to watch the fuck out.

Ganietzsche
08-11-2008, 04:15 AM
RIP Isaac Hayes: no album covers that feature bald heads shall ever compete with yours.

Also,

If I was Sam I would brush up on my Final Destination films to find a way to beat Death. Godspeed, you black emperor.

Perhaps the most disparate and unnecessary pairing of references ever?

Makkara
08-11-2008, 06:03 AM
Hey, they said Patrick Swayze only had a month to live.

I'm not giving up hope!

Yes, I also hope he will be the third one.

sraymonds
08-11-2008, 06:31 AM
Yes, I also hope he will be the third one.

You want Paul Newman to die? Or Patrick Swayze?

Either way, you are a monster.

SlimJimm
08-11-2008, 10:01 PM
I heard the theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2cHkMwzOiM&feature=related) tonight and I better rent Shaft out of some weird sense of respect.

Add to Queue's VsRobot
08-11-2008, 10:31 PM
Issac Hayes: Xenu Awaits