Johnny Unusual Ate This - A near-weekly series of terrible mistakes

[Johnny Unusual]

Shark Bite Cherry

I'm not anticipating it from being different than most cherry lollis but I find cherry the most consistently good flavour.

Yep, cherry. Is good.

Cheetos Fine Turkey

Fun fact, Chinese Cheetoes use meat flavours rather than cheese flavours.

The savoury non-cheese cheetos don't do a lot for me but they are fine.

Easter Buddy

Chocolaty means not chocolate.

Yeah, I've had worse fake chocolate but it is the weird sweetness that tries to trick my brain into thinking "chocolate". Not working.

Maritime Madness - Garlic Goodness

Their least spicy flavour (except for the cocktail sauce.)

It works fine to add a little garlic flavour into my wraps.

Ghost Strawberry Kiwi

The spirit of the most popular drink flavour of the 90s. Should be served with undead curly fries.

Pretty good stuff and we got to turn the bottle into an after school science experiment.

Dubble Bubble - 3 Fruitastic Flavours

They spelled "fantastic" wrong

This is pretty yummy fruit gum. Recommend for people who are into fruit gum.

Alpine Coockies and Cream Snap Bar (Easter)

Sure, I've eaten this before but not with Easter Eggs barely visible on the packaging.

Still good.

Jean-Talon Chocolate

There are four tiny chocolate animals in the package!

There's real chocolate in it but unlike the big one, this felt like half-fake/half-real. Which puts it above that bunny I ate.

Hershey's Milkilicious

This seems interesting to me. That said, while it isn't clear in the photo, the bar is shaped like the face of a melty man.

This is fine but I don't find it particularly more "chocolate milk" than other milk chocolate.