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Old 12-08-2014, 08:36 AM
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Default LET'S STREAM 8 HUMONGOUS GAMES - Are You Not Edutained?!





Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Let's Stream Every Game in the Humongous Bundle (Available for 15 more hours as of this writing!)

It all began sometime last week when my cohorts in the SKYPE CREW came to the upsetting realization that I was actually really stupid. Unwilling to just stand and watch as my stupid brain became dumber and dumber, they banded together to raise $3.99, and gifted me not one, not two, but eight of the most acclaimed educational games of the 1990s!

And then they made me promise to stream them.

All of them.

Guys, I think my friends might be dicks.

YOUTUBE VIDEO PLAYLIST

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Old 12-08-2014, 08:54 AM
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beat, your friends have granted you an incredible gift

these eight games are the greatest pinnacle in gaming

god bless every single one of your friends

but not you, not until you have discovered the wonder of what you now hold
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Old 12-08-2014, 09:18 AM
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PUTT PUTT SAVES THE ZOO 01

NEXT LEVEL BODY PIERCING

TOPIARY BAND
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In which an animated motor vehicle learns of his grave duty: To "rescue" a bunch of baby animals so they can live the rest of their lives in captivity.

Also holy shit camel. What have you done to yourself?

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beat, your friends have granted you an incredible gift

these eight games are the greatest pinnacle in gaming

god bless every single one of your friends

but not you, not until you have discovered the wonder of what you now hold
the gift of knowledge and edutainment is the greatest gift of all
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Old 12-08-2014, 10:13 AM
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Fun fact: the adventure games shuffle the puzzles around, so one playthrough might have different events than another one. I've always thought that was a nice touch for games that little kids tend to play over and over again.

Also, I freaking love Pajama Sam.
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Fun fact: the adventure games shuffle the puzzles around, so one playthrough might have different events than another one. I've always thought that was a nice touch for games that little kids tend to play over and over again.

Also, I freaking love Pajama Sam.
If I didn't know better, I'd think your avatar was an 8-bit Pajama Sam.

...actually. What is your avatar, anyway?
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Old 12-08-2014, 10:57 AM
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Fun fact: the adventure games shuffle the puzzles around, so one playthrough might have different events than another one. I've always thought that was a nice touch for games that little kids tend to play over and over again.
What I've played through so far I've found to be perfectly acceptable, wholesome entertainment for very young children. Which would be great! If I was not a deeply insane adult rapidly approaching the dreaded end of his 20s!

I've already beaten the first two games in this series, and have a decent head start on the editing. Planning to post one 15-20 minute video in here every weekday until all 8 of these games are vanquished.

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Also, I can say with certainty that Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo does not change its puzzles. Seems like one of the things I'd remember.
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:52 AM
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PUTT PUTT SAVES THE ZOO 02

ICE PONG SUPERSTAR

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In which Putt-Putt saves the zoo.

That was quick.

Oh also Ice Hockey happens, and we give ourselves a fantastic new paint job!

NEXT TIME: A FISH STORY

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Old 12-09-2014, 01:08 PM
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FREDDI FISH & THE CASE OF THE MISSING KELP SEEDS 01

SOMEWHAT HIGHER STAKES

IN SERVICE OF HIS MAJESTY KING CRAB
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In which Freddi discovers that Grandma Grouper has been robbed of her Kelp Seeds. As they're used to grow the single food source that the entire nation subsists on, this has effectively doomed the entire society to a slow death by starvation.

Nobody seems that bothered by it though.

Sush: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich does not work underwater.
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Stush: Oh. Okay.
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Old 12-10-2014, 09:16 AM
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FREDDI FISH & THE CASE OF THE MISSING KELP SEEDS 02

EASY MATH LESSON, CRUEL LIFE LESSON

FOUND THE PEARL
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In which Freddi takes a momentary break from SAVING EVERYONE'S LIVES to solve some simple math problems. He also consorts with a shifty manta ray, frees an imprisoned convict, and gives a hungry eel a sandwich.

Also wow Freddi, why you gotta treat Luther like that? I mean I we get it, you're the alpha dog, but damn dude.

MagFlare (read by FanboyMaster): The professional accountant is wrecking this children's arithmetic game.
BEAT: Do you have to say it like that man?
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Old 12-11-2014, 08:58 AM
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FREDDI FISH & THE CASE OF THE MISSING KELP SEEDY SPECIAL

XXX 3 HOT 5 TV XXX

THE ARISTOCRATS
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That's right ladies and gentlemen, SPECIAL BONUS MINI-EPISODE TIME! Screw finding grandma's kelp treasure and saving countless lives! It's time to drag two young, impressionable children to the sea's most NASTY venue. Titles like "strip club" "burlesque show" or "all nude revue" do not do the acts on display here justice. You have been warned.

Kayin: Fish aren't attracted to female fish.
FanboyMaster: They're attracted to the eggs.
Kayin: Like, all male fishes are basically pedophiles.
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ok ive been meaning to do this 5evr but this is the best time to do so:THE SONG GOES ON:


ON THE SIXTH DAY OF EDUTAINMAS A SKELETON GAVE TO ME


ANOTHER SKELETON


HARDCORE FISH PORNOGRAPHY


AN EXTREMELY SMUG FISH


LITERALLY DYING KELP


AN EXTREMELY SHADY BIRD


AND SOME SINGING SHRUBBERY

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*THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*
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where is today's edutainment
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Old 12-12-2014, 03:03 PM
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Sorry, I'll post it when I'm not on my phone
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Old 12-12-2014, 07:49 PM
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FREDDI FISH & THE CASE OF THE MISSING KELP SEEDS 03

ARRR ARRR ARRR

THE SQUIDFATHER'S GOONS
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In which Freddi and luther confirm that this conspiracy goes all the way to the king, investigates a sunken pirate ship, and has a climactic showdown between the wicked forces of the Squidfather! Ladies and gentlemen, you do not want to miss this astonishing final chapter in the gripping undersea adventure! I still get goosebumps thinking about it.

BEAT: Yeah that's right. Streaming Freddi the Fish at 1 in the morning. Best time to stream Freddi the Fish.
FanboyMaster: Where has your life gone?!
BEAT: I took a wrong turn somewhere.


NEXT TIME: CRAZY LIKE A FOX
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Old 12-12-2014, 09:12 PM
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THIS IS THE FACE OF CORRUPTION

remember it well, kids
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Old 12-12-2014, 09:56 PM
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I think this captures it better:
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red silvers is now responsible for ruining the childhoods of like half of the tyrants here

their blood's on your hands, red!
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That's not even the worst Percy I've made.
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Oh my god I love you all.
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SPY FOX IN: DRY CEREAL 01

IT'S JAMES BOND

GIVE ME THE VAPORS
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In which we begin a new adventure, this time starring Spy Fox, debonaire secret agent that tells everybody he is a spy right off the bat in a shocking display of failure to understand what a secret agent actually does.

This one's gonna run quite a bit longer than the last two I'm afraid, seeing as it veers a lot closer to actual puzzle games with actual puzzles that require actual thought to actually solve. My tiny brain can only handle so much.

BEAT: Oh wow he just literally depressurized the entire cabin... I like this Spy Fox guy! He has zero regard for human life!
FanboyMaster: Yeah, that flight attendant is dead now.
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Old 12-15-2014, 11:57 AM
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Youtube is currently processing the last of the 6 videos I have of Spy Fox.

6 sounds like way too many, but in my defense they're all way closer to a nice reasonable 10 minutes, unlike the putt-putt vids that both exceed 20. Honestly, I should have made that into 4 vids instead of 2. OH WELL TOO LATE NOW.

I'm hoping to finish spy fox during my next stream session. I figure there can't possibly be that much left!
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What relation does Spy fox have to mercenary squadron Star Fox?

Also I like how Monkey Penny just has this constant expression of "shut up shut up SHUT UP" on her face.
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What relation does Spy fox have to mercenary squadron Star Fox?
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Excellent, this clears everything up nicely. Thank you.
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All is revealed. Master BEAT has illuminated the path.
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the word is "née"
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