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Old 07-11-2018, 05:11 AM
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So, uh, I was kind of bitten by this radioactive web browser, and to make matters worse, the spill of weird, glowing chemicals I was standing in at the time got struck by lightning ... to make a long story short, there was a whole thing, and now Iím my own thread. Please donít delete me, mods.
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:22 AM
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Old 07-11-2018, 05:45 AM
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:34 AM
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Old 07-11-2018, 08:36 AM
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:32 PM
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NEVER LOG OFF.
Iím not sure I even can anymore, honestly. I mean, the ďlog outĒ button is all the way up there in the upper right corner, outside the borders of the thread proper. I canít reach it.
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Old 07-13-2018, 11:11 AM
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feeding time!

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Old 07-13-2018, 11:28 AM
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This is what happens when you don't take the thread shortage seriously.
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Old 07-13-2018, 02:19 PM
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Old 07-13-2018, 03:11 PM
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Old 07-13-2018, 05:44 PM
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This is what happens when you don't take the thread shortage seriously.
Soylent Thread is people!
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Old 07-13-2018, 07:51 PM
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Iím not sure I even can anymore, honestly. I mean, the ďlog outĒ button is all the way up there in the upper right corner, outside the borders of the thread proper. I canít reach it.
Just push the window border over there when the mods fall asleep.
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Old 07-14-2018, 08:46 AM
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feeding time!

That is, without a doubt, the tastiest JPEG Iíve ever encountered. Thanks, Daikaiju.


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Just push the window border over there when the mods fall asleep.
I appreciate the advice! I want to be careful about trying to exert influence over the forumís structure, though. Iím afraid it might lead to ... not-good things. My name is Tim, after all.
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Old 07-14-2018, 09:34 AM
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Old 07-15-2018, 07:44 AM
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Okay. Feeding time again.



And here's a cat to keep you company.

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Old 07-16-2018, 12:23 AM
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so does that mean this thread will be deleted when I wake the Wind Fish?
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Old 07-16-2018, 08:55 AM
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so does that mean this thread will be deleted when I wake the Wind Fish?
Style sheets, objects, APIs: a scene on the lid of the sleeper's eye ...
Talking Tyrants, you should know the tru--




KITTEN!!
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Old 07-16-2018, 09:37 AM
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so does that mean this thread will be deleted when I wake the Wind Fish?
OWN THREAD in name only
for it is neither
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Old 07-16-2018, 11:40 AM
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:59 AM
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butts lol 69 420 ass dick shit ass fuck bastard


Aww, c'mon, man! I don't come around putting that kind of garbage in your freakish body/webpage combination!
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Old 07-27-2018, 08:24 PM
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Whoa, easy now.



Putting you on tea and toast till your tummy settles.

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Old 07-29-2018, 04:20 AM
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Feeling better already!
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:13 PM
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Only 23 posts? Expo Owl died as he lived.

barely.
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Old 08-08-2018, 03:19 PM
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Only 23 posts? Expo Owl died as he lived.

barely.
Oh, Iím still around. There was this epic, trans-universe crossover event with Ultimate Exposition Owl and Exposition Owl 2099, in which we journeyed together to the heart of the Internet and defeated the evil MySQL Manticore that had messed up my personal metadata, and, long story short, Iím not my own thread anymore. So, thereís that. Thanks for not deleting me.
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Old 08-08-2018, 03:21 PM
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Oh, Iím still around. There was this epic, trans-universe crossover event with Ultimate Exposition Owl and Exposition Owl 2099, in which we journeyed together to the heart of the Internet and defeated the evil MySQL Manticore that had messed up my personal metadata, and, long story short, Iím not my own thread anymore. So, thereís that. Thanks for not deleting me.
Oh we were never going to delete you. At best we were going to merge you with several other small threads that had gained sentience into one big gestalt thread. At worst we would have just locked you.
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Old 08-08-2018, 07:32 PM
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At best we were going to merge you with several other small threads that had gained sentience into one big gestalt thread.
Third?
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