On the one hand, I’m delighted with the synergy that we get a Spider-Man story just immediately before a new Spider-Man movie hits theatres, but since about a third of this series has been about Spidey, it’s not exactly like we were playing the long odds on that happening.
Uatu ain’t wasting time with the preamble this time, and it’s not a particularly lore-dense story he’s establishing either (which is pretty ironic, given a long enough view of history); back in the 70s one of Spideys More enduring C-list villains The Jackal (who I was surprised to learn back then was A Guy with Claws, and not a Furry Green Goblin like he is now) was a genius at genetic engineering and cloning, and particularly obsessed with Spider-Man and Gwen Stacy; and wound up cloning both of them in order to A) Kill Spider-Man and B) Marry Gwen.
Even setting aside that as a clone she was only days old, she was, like, 18 years old and he was in his forties so eww.
Anyway, Spidey hears about this, doesn’t like the idea of being cloned, or his dead girlfriend being cloned and then marrying a middle aged guy and a fight happens; Peter wins and the clone dies (neither of them were bad guys, but assumed each other was an evil clone because they live in Comic Books) Jackal sacrifices his life to save Clone Gwen who heck’s out of New York because trauma, and that’s the last anyone heard about Spider-Man having a clone.
Buuuuuut, as Uatu says, the two Peter Parker’s were pretty evenly matched, and it was more a fluke than skill that lead to G1 Peter winning; so What if Not That?
To the books credit, it does do a good job of keeping the events here kind of ambiguous as to which Peter Parker actually won the fight. It also tries to keep that mystery going a lot longer than it needed to; well after the readers would have pieces it together themselves so it makes Peter look like a complete idiot; but he had a stressful day, so we can let that slide.
In any case; the fight resolved in largely the same way; with the Jackal dying and Clone Gwen leaving town, but in this timeline Spidey doesn’t toss his unconscious twin into a smokestack in order to cremate him (I’m pretty sure smokestacks aren’t hospitable, but I don’t think you can dispose of bodies in them); he locks him into a Cryogenic Suspension tube, but not before noticing that the second Peter is a few years older and a bit bulkier than he is. And assumes that Jackal just made a very slightly more grizzled and beefy Spider Man in order to give him an edge.
Then he leaves the warehouse so Aunt May wouldn’t worry about him.
And wouldn’t you know it? Aunt Mays house is empty (but, oddly, still partly furnished), which confuses and frightens Pete, but not so much he can’t get a good nights sleep in an old recliner.
The next day, Pete heads to work and is surprised to find that he’s apparently good enough friends with the assistant editor of the Daily Bugle to call him by his first name, that Betty Brant has apparently been married to Ned Leeds for a few years. At school he’s suddenly shot forward a few years and people he’d always avoided like Liz Allen and Flash Thompson consider him to be a good friend. And he’s being hassled by villains he’s never heard of, like The Kingpin.
J. Jonah Jameson is more the same than ever.
Now, by this point, you might assume “aha!, it was the clone Spider-Man who won the battle and replaced Spider-Man classic, and therefor he has no memories of the last few years of Spideys life.”
You would think this because you’re quicker on the uptake than Peter Parker; who is working under the impression he got his bell rung a bit too hard fighting his clone and when Jackals lab exploded, and he has selective amnesia.
So Pete tries to jog his memory by looking through a box of mementos of Gwen Stacy and her untimely death (coming to the conclusion that he must have liked her more than he suspected) and failing to fully convince anyone he doesn’t have amnesia, and also still being menaced by The Kingpin.
Not counting the genuinely excellent art, the Kingpin stuff is easily the highlight of the issue; Clone Spidey has *absolutely no idea* who this guy is, and Kingpin has no idea why Spider-Man isn’t trying to fight or arrest him or anything.
Eventually, gradually, and in the grand fullness of time, Pete begins to suspect he might not have amnesia and goes to the ruins of the Jackals lab, where he finds the doctors notes about his breakthroughs in rapid cloning, realizes that he has no memories from when after the (not yet evil) Miles Warren took a blood sample from him and puts 2 and 2 together to realize he is the clone; and he flash-froze the original Spider-Man!
So Clone Pete heads back to the freezer to thaw out G1 Pete, briefly considers letting him die so that he’d be the only Spider-Man and then decides against it (proving Clone Pete has a better moral compass than the original) and fills him in on the situation, apologizes for freezing him solid and then asks why a very heavy looking mafioso guy hates him so much.
G1 Pete says “Oh that’s the Kingpin; he’s a gangster and hates me”. And the two of them head off to beat him up together.
I want to stress that while he’s done a lot of terrible things over the years; Kingpin hasn’t done anything wrong in this issue. A few attempts on Spider-Man’s life, sure but that’s kind of part and parcel with their relationship. Fisk just told Spider-Man to go to Coney Island so they can fight and for no damn reason whatsoever, both Spider-Men agree to do just that.
They only have one costume between them, so G1 Pete fights the Kingpin while Clone Pete fights all the gangsters in his civvies (it was generally assumed that Spider-Man and Peter have a working relationship but aren’t the same person).
Pete and Pete realize they make a pretty good team when fighting alongside one another, and having additional Spider-Men around would really help with his just absolutely terrible work/life balance that’s been a problem for the entire run of his existence; and they decide to partner up.
There are no problems to having Spider-Man clones around!
Oh and there’s an Inhumans back up story again; Blackbolt decides to move his whole damn country into a hole in the ground with Kirby-tech helicopters because a little girl didn’t want to build a new city in an existing hole in the ground.
BUT DID IT HAPPEN?!?!
Hmm…
Doesn’t ring a bell, no. I think that Gwen Stacy clone comes back as a vampire or something.
NEXT TIME:
He did the best he could at what he did!